HOOD RIVER GLACIERJTHURSDAY, DECEMBER 17, 1903. WHITE SALMON NOTES. The Glacier rcgreU to aay it has lost its valued White Salmon correspondent. Mr. Condon has accepted an offer from the Portland Gregonian to furnish column of matter for the editorial page of the Sunday paper.and is thus forced to sever his connec ion with the Glacier. Glacier readers have found the White Salmon notes one of the roost interest ing columns of the paper, and will re gret to lose his weekly contributions. However, the White Salmon people are not to be slighted. The news from that rustling community is to be report e 1 every week by Miss Mary Wolfard, and her many Hood River friends will follow her work with interest . Kev Mr. Garrison will organize a vo cal club Monday evening with a good membership. Mr. Garrison asks noth ing for his instructions. Mrs. Condon, Mrs. Jewett, Mrs. Waldo, Mrs.Kreppsand Miss Lydia Hy ting were in Hood River during the week. Guy Crow went up to The Dalles on the Spencer Saturday evening to see the end of the race between the Bailey (iatzert and the Spencer. The Woman's Working club will meet with Mrs. C M. Wolfard on Wednesday afternoon at 2:30. Miss Minnie Wyers is visiting in Portland. Mr. Cox has bought M. C. Fox's place and expects to make his home in White Salmon. Mr. Cox has only been here a short time from Michigan. He is the father of Robert Cox. G. A.Rahh & company began business last week in their new store on the cor ner of Second street and Jewett avenue. Walter Smith of Silverton is visiting C. M. Wolfard and family. The Hot Air club will meet in their hall on the first and last Wednesday evenings of each month. Several of the you rig people went to Husum, Saturday night, to a dance. It was raining, but rain won't keep them away from Husum. Messrs. Van Buren' and Anderson of the Brown base ball club team, are vis iting at R. D. Cameron's. Barrett District. Subscribe for the Glacier and send it to your friends in the East that they may learn of the great improvements being made in the district in which you live. Thomas M. Ruckman and wife of Union county are visiting his sister, Mrs S. Cochran at Pleasant Grove farm. They express themselves well pleased with the valley, especially Barrett district. The series of meetings at the Valley Christian church closed Friday evening, and Sunday, after the morning service, the beautiful ordinance of Christian baptism was administered by Rev. A. A. Beery, with a large audience in attend ance. Miss Annie Beery of The Dalles, daughter of our popular pastor, has been visitingher father and friends in the val ley for a few days. Sparks from White Salmon was seen flying around in Barrett district last Sunday. Master Lloyd Bishop, who has been very ill for the past week, is on the mend. Sunday, being such a beautiful day, many Hood Riverites were seen driving through our district. The husband of a very popular lady in our district says he is growing thin. His wife belongs to only three ladies'aid societies. We understand- that the Methodists are going to hold a revival soon at the Belmont church. Say, boys, subscribe for the Glacier and quit borrowing. I only get one copy, and want to send that East where it wiil do some good. By the School Children. We were compelled to refuse several items as being too persona) in character or lacking iu data to make an intelli gent article. We would advise the children to he more explicit in their writing. We are a pretty good gnenaer M. MANLY. I MANLY & CROW, White Salmon Real Estate Dealers. White Salmon, Wash,, have sole charge of the sale of lots in this growing town. We have a large list t of farm and fruit lands for sale. Correspondence solicited. GEO. F. C0E & SON, HCOD RIVER. OR. Will be pleased to show you their large stock of Xmas goods they are now putting in. NEW ARRIVALS: Games Just a starter, more to follow. 100 difier erent games now. Papetries Some of the new styles. They are extra values, too. Sleds Coasters from ,"0e to $1.00. All are good ser viceable sleds. Books A few that will make acceptable Xmas presents. Remember the Place GEO. F. C0E & SON. Phone, but not equal to all occasions. Master Harold Ingalls, Warren Smith and A. Haskins little boy have all been on the sick list the past week. H. D. Steward has been on the ranch cutting brush for the past few days. W. F. Smith of Washington moved into the Haskins house last week. Last week, Joseph Purser sold 'four acres of land north of J. R. Galligan to Mr. Kimr ; consideration, 100. I. N. McCoy from town has been vis iting with Lee Morse and family for a few days. Mr. Kelly and son Bert have been cutting wood for C. D. Nickelsen, who has been delivering to Ostrander and Ifenberg. Mr.Frank and Ira Cos, who came from Idaho last November, have started for the upper country. T. J. Cunning went to Stevenson Wednesday to prove up on his claim. C. E. Markham went down as a witness. Miss Orfa Marklev has returned from The Dalles, where she has been teaching school. Holla Phelps has been doing some more clearing on his place, and F. C. Sherrieb is having some grubbing done. Mary Cams of the Barrett district is down with the Bmallpox and two broth ers and a sister were sent home from school. Mr. Lentis and family left here De cember 10. They will maki their home in the Willamette valley. S. A. Skinner, while working on his new residence, mistook his hand for a board and drove a nail through his fin ger. Butter not work quite so late, brother. Frankton News Notes. Ily the School Children. Mrs. Owens went to Portland last Wednesday morning. and returned Sat urday evening. Mrs. Owens is making extensive improvements on her place at Frankton. Re-arranging and remod eling the dwelling generally. A former resident of Frankton, now a prominent citizen of Hood River, is playing in a new role since Saturday night He now goes by the title of "Foxy Grandpa." Mr. and MrB. A. N. Rahm went to Portland to see Ben Hur, and as they haven't been heard from since, anxious friends fear they have followed Ben off. G. B. Tompkins and family are mov ing back on their farm at Frankton. Mrs. Bums Jones returned Wednes day from The Dalles. She said Mr. Jones was improving greatly. She re turned to The Dalles Friday. Mrs. M. H. Nickelsen returned Mon day from the East Side. Rev.Dillenger has closed his meetings at Crapper. The ladies' aid of Belmont will hold an apron and quilt sale at F.E.Jackson's store Friday and Saturday. Dukes Valley Motes. We are having fine weather at present and everybody is busy at something. J The basket social given here the 3d was a success financially. We took in $34.60 for an organ, and we intend to have it by next Sunday. We are mnch obliged to those who helped us out so liberally. The Salmagundi literary will meet Saturday evening instead of Thursday, hereafter. Our Sunday school will meet at 10 o'clock instead of 2 :30. Dukes Valley Sunday school will have a Christmas tree Christmas eve and all are invited to come and bring their presents and let us have a good time. J. A. Knox butchered a beef last week and sold it to the neighbors. Mr. Edgington has returned from Wasco, where he spent thanksgiving with his parents. He is fixing up his cabin on his ranch, as the weather and his house did not go well together. But then his only companion is a dog. We are glad that there is one fellow that is trying to live on his homestead, if he can be seen in Dukes Valley every night. If these homesteaders want their land they had better try and live on it a little while, any how, or give it to some one who will. Mrs. Martha Dodson is visiting with her son, W. G. Dodson. There is a road opened up that runs east and west past the school house.' This was mnch needed as there was no G. G. CROW. China A complete line of Fancy China. 50 styles of cups and saucers. 40 styles of vases and the latest designs in celery and spoon trays, cake plates, sugar and cream sets, fruit seta, mugs and all kinds of novelties that are useful and orna mental. 351. A Fitting Finish to a Grand Year. We have made special preparation for helping you celebrate. Some presents with a value, and such as are used and most appreciated. WHAT IS BETTER For your Wife than a ball-bearing Sewing Machine, $16 to f 40? For your Daughter than a Beautiful Writing Desk, f 6 to $21? For your Boy than a Fair of Skates, 50c to $1? For your Grandfather than a Big Easy Chair, $1.25 to $30? For your Grandmother than a new Carpet in her room all prices? For your Daughter-in-law than a Universal Steel Range, 30.00 to G1..00? For your Son-in-law than an Order on us for Building Material? For your Nephew than a complete Tool Chest, all prices? For your Niece than a Bamboo Piece for her room? For your Aunt than a new Picture we frame all subjects? For your Uncle than a Couch or Lounge, 0.75 to 30.00? ! For your Second Cousin than any old thing found in our complete stock? For your Husband than a new Desk or Office Chair? All useful and many ornamental things in abundance at STEWART'S, the Home Furnisher. Hardware, Paints, Oils, Glass, Furniture, Shades, Stoves, Tinware, Building Material, Carpets, Linoleum. HOI FRESH EVERY MORNING Once Tried, Always Used Xmas Baking Done to Order road to our new school house before. J. O. Cameron is doing some grubbing on Edenburg ranch, which will help the looks of this place. Tuesday evening of last week, a num ber of Miss Beulah Dodson's friends were invited to a birthday party at the home of her brother, William Dodson, in honor of herself and brother-in-law, J. Keesell. All enjoyed themselves quite well. Mr. and Mrs. Roy Woodworth were np and stayed over night with Mrs. Woodworth's sister, Mrs. A. T. Dodge, Saturday evening. George Massee is helping J. 0. Cam eron dig out grubs. We are having quite nice weather in Dukes valley now, but the roads are awfully muddy. We had a nice time at the literary the other evening. Len Dodson and Mr. dgington had a lawsuit. Mr. Edgington lost his case. Fay Carnahan spent Thursday even ing with Milton Bingainan. W. C. Dodge and family visited J. Q. Carnahans' family, Friday evening, De cember 11. F. D. Carnahan and Milton B. have gone into the artist business. Pine drove ( leaning. Charles Slater, from near Portland, visited over Sunday with, his brother-in-law, B. N. Sprout. Mrs. Rice returned home, Saturduy, from a two-weeks' visit with relatives near Portland. William Hermann of Ohio was here last week, visiting with his brother, Alien Hermann. He is here with view of locating somewhere on the coast. Clark Stau Her moved lib household effects to William Kennedy 'h last Fri day, where he expeeis i remain du ring the winter and will j-n to hU homestead lu the spring. Mr. Glea aon, who purchased Mr. Statifler'a place recently, takes possefwiou utonce. Mr. Gleason will clear up the balance of the land this winter and improve the place generally. Elmer Board man, while making wood last Wednesday, met with a pain ful accident. A splinter from a steel wedge he waa using struck him on the leg and lodged between the boiieN above the ankle. The doctors worked for three hours but did not succeed in locating the piece of steel. We hope there will be no serious results from the accident. Pierce Cox has purchased a new top buggy. August Paunch li;t I a runaway one day last week wliicn might have re sulted seriously, lie whs hauling log, when the team marted, throwing Mr. Paascb acrot the renr bolster between the logs. Some men cutting wood on Mr. Shonquesfa place heard Mr.Paascli calling and went out and stopped the team before any serious damage had been done. Odell Jiole. Last week the writer returned from Portland too late for the Odell notes. Mrs. Booth la home avHin after a two weeks' visit with friends in Portland. Her daughter, Nellie Kemp, w illspeud the holiday! here and will put on an entertainment during holiday week. There baa been a change in the man agement of the Little White Store re cently. It it now under the firm name of Shelley & Son, and the stock will be enlarged a the demand requires. As nice a Hue of Christmas randies and tree ornaments as can be found any where is now in stock at the Little White Store. Christmas tree will be the order at TRY OUR IDE the Dukes Valley school house and at the Union church here. The day of home coming nre near at band, when absent ones will find a welcome around the fireside at konie. Miss Norman, who la teaching at the Barrett school, was a guest of Mr, ai d Mrs. L. D. lloyed over Sunday. Why go to town when you can save both team and money by buying goods at the Little White Store? A nice line of staple drugs are now on sale. Buck wheat flour, maple syrup, comb honey and all kinds of fresh groceries are now on hand at city prices. Orders given on Stranahan & Uagley for flour and feed at a nominal profit. Call and see before buying elsewhere. Notes From Underwood. By the Hchool Children. Ruin and mud for a change; Ice and sleet further up on the mountains. Lust week of school before Christmas; then the children will have a vacation of a couple of weeks. Will Uuderwood and Al Ames re turned from Mlim last Sunday. Amos Underwood and Ills niece, Mrs. Nellie Brown, left for Ths Dalles last Saturday and returned Monday even ing. They went to see little Corbet t and report hint improving, and that he will be able to be brought home In a few weeks. Professor C. II. Cromwell has a gang of Japs clearing land on his ranch. Will Wendorf was seen lu this neigh borhood lust Thursday. Some of the achool boys, while play ing one noon last week, saw a deer just across the creek from the school house. The pupils met at the school house iuhi Saturday evening ana poppeu una strung com to be used iii decorating the Christ mas tree. It was a littleearly to liegin preparations, but we do not believe in pupils keeping late hours du ring the school week. After the pop corn was strung h few games were played, and all left for borne at an early hour noi early In the morning. Miss Selinn Fin Icy spent Saturday and Sunday with Miss Phuebe Lyons. Krita Luthv spent Saturday and Sunday with Philip Finley. Clienoweth News Note. Robert Stone, Will Adams, Bill Dur ham and John Pugh returned from Hood River, Friday. John Tugh had a thrilling escape the night before from the worthy marshal who was leaning against a telephone pole with his arms around it to steady himself. John asked him where he could find lodging for the night and the marshal replied: "Er-hic, er-rightdown tliis-hic, er-street." John started, when he told him to go the other way, and when John did not rhanire his course ! the marshal took a shot at him, but for tunately missed him and damaged noth ing but a plate-glass front in the drug store. It is reported here that Monte Arnold has sold his interest in the Washington Lumber company to Frank Davenport and Fred Kauts. What Fell 0. "The next time my wife asks me to bring home a fashion paper." growled the baldheaded man. "I'll tie It up tight before I leave the office. Tt been married twenty years, but everybody takes me for a bachelor. That's where the rub comes In about this fashion paper. My wife asked me to bring one borne last night, and I bought the thing at a news stand on the L tattoo. Of course I didn't look at It When I reached my station I bad to walk the whole length of the car to get out, and just before I reached tha door a bor came after, me, touched BREAD me on the arm and handed to me a Dig sheet of white paper all marked over Wlih black lines. "i beg your pardon,' be said, 'but you dropped this.' "Then everybody In the car laughed. The thing was labeled 'Mother's Friend,' and it was one of those paper patterns for things to go over corsets." New York Press. POSTAGE STAMPS. The Waited Ones Net tlacle Ott a MIlliOB a Year. An experienced clerk In a branch post office uptown says that Uncle 8am la in pocket every year more than 11,000,000 by purchase of postage stamps which never are used. "How many stamps," he says, "do you lose through carrying them care lessly In your pockets and fishing them out again glued together and useless ? How many do you put In a corner of your pocketbook, finding them again months later looking like anything but postage stamps? Of course nobody ever thinks of sending such stamps in for redemption. Suppose the waste I am speaking of averaged 20 cents annually for each business man. The total would be enormous. "Hot weather was a great revenue maker for the government before the little oiled books came In; but many persons lose their books, and the aver age la about the same. Some persons actually come back to the stamp win dow and ask If lost stamp books' can be traced, like bank books. Another way in which Uncle Sam gains Is through tradesmen sending out letters Inclosing stamped addressed envelopes for replies, which In the majority of cases are never used. "Some business houses collect such envelopes and redeem them, but few take the trouble to do this. Think of the thousands of return postal cards, too, that are never used. Lots of per sons are careless of putting stamps on letters or papers, and they fall off. Then the matter is held np for double postage on the other end of the Una. ' "A great many persons put on too much postage. They slap two two-cent stamps on a letter that would have gone for 2 cents. It Is amailng bow little Information usually well In formed persons have about different classes of mall matter. The pay for It, too, and pay well. The beauty of our postal system Is that the govern ment gets the benefit of all mistakes," New York Press. GETTING TO SLEEP. aaa Palata Akat ta Art f Wea taa Peaccfal aiaaaaer. AH conditions must be favorable to sleep. The bedroom should be quiet, dark and airy. In winter It Is better to have the window away up than to shut It so that a knife edged draft shall chill an exposed shoulder. The temperature of the bed should be agreeable. Getting to sleep when the feet are cold is as slow a job as getting to sleep when hungry. A hot water bottle In one case and a piece of bread and butter In the other will help things. I lesve It to yon to decide which Is for which. A warm bed In winter Is easily got, but a cool bed In summer Is not so simple a propo sition. However, a sheet made of straw matting Interposed between toe regular sheet and the mattress will be found to mitigate sensibly the horrors of a not ata-ht. It t) reserves, the softness and Xmas at the Mt. Hood Store. Any kind of Christmas goods Fancy Crockery, Glassware, Silverware, Toys, Notions and Masks. ALL THE STAPLE ARTICLES. W. S. GRIBBLE, proprietor. Mount Hood, Oregon. Where you can get all kfnds of Wood Work done properly . SNOW & UPSON, BLACKSMITHS, Carry the Crescent brand of Wood Choppers' tools fully warranted. They are also dealers in Blacksmith and Wagon Makers' supplies. Horseshoeing a Specialty. Grubbing Machine Supplies and Grubbing Cable Hooks Watch this space Next issue. It will contain Closing out sale prices on my entire stock of Groceries, Stoves, Hardware and Decorated Vase Lamps. H. M. ABBOTT. springiness of the bed and yet Is pleas antly cool, without being too cool. Per sonally I find that sleep comes soonest when I have no pillows at all. The next thing Is to relax utterly. Remember that the corner of the Jaw is the citadel of tension. While that is clinched no sleep can come. But moist Important of all is the disposition of the mind so that sleep can come. The rea son why we fall In this Is the same as the reason why we fall In other things. We do not very genuinely want to suc ceed. As we lie stretched out after a busy day, there are so many thoughts that we want to chase after that we drop the notion of sleep, though we know that tomorrow is another day on which we can think. It Is all very well to say "Dismiss these thoughts." How to dismiss them Is the problem that each must solve. Harvey Sutherland In Everybody's Magatlne. TO MOW DOWN YANKEES. The Chain Shot Caaaoa That Waa iBveated ky a Oeerataa. A double barreled cannon designed to sweep down whole regiments of Union soldiers is one of the relics of the civil war and Is perhaps the only "shooting Iron" of the kind in the world. Immediately after war was declared an Iron worker named John Gilleland, then employed In one of the Athens foundries, decided that he could make a cannon witb two barrels which should be more effective than a dozen of the usual kind. The death dealing inven tion was to be charged with Iron balls of a nonexploslve nature, to which was to be attached a long stout chain, so that when the two barrels were fired simultaneously the balls and chain would mow down men by companies. The cannon was cast. When it was entirely finished the Inventor invited a number of his friends to a pine thicket on a hill on the outskirts of the city to see it work. The double barreled thing was placed In position on the hillside and a heavy charge of powder rammed home In each barrel and the chained balls loaded on top of this. The Invent or's friends kept at a safe distance, and he annMed the fuse. One charge of pow MidWinter Clearance Sale. One principal 1 strictly adhere to viz: Never to have any old, unseasonable stock to display. In order to be able to show fresh styles each season, I adopt the above method a Clearance Display Sale on what few Pattern, Dress and Street Hats I now have on hand. A reduction of 15 per cent irom regular prices will be made throughout. Suggest ion a woman appreciates: a new hat for Christmas, - MME. ABBOTT. STEAMER Charles R. Spencer. THE DALLES TRANSPORTATION CO. wSd'Kdasri': 'B.?.M;, ?s'TrPTr VMe' Monrtay'' losTlnlU.?"?n,TUe,K,yTh,,r,,d"' tuW.at7..m.; arrlv Hlupplngal Vancouver, Wmliural, Tangle Lock.. Htevennon Canon Hi Martin'. J. W.Orlohton.Ueneral Agent, The Dalles; land I nit foot of Union aL Vv HiV asn&n:or,i,nd:,"d',i f PftPft ager. Portland. t B. oLlNUKR. Afent, Hood River. Stages to Cloud Cap Inn. Ticket office for the Regulator Line of Steamers Telephone and have a hack carry you to and from the boat landing-If you want a flrat-claaii turnout call on the ' " HOOD RIVER TANSFER AND LIVERY CO America's BEST Republican Paper. The Weekly Inter Ocean. 52 twelve-page papers f 1 a year. The Inter Ocean and Glacier one year for f 1.90. der and ball "went off," but tne otner didn't. As the heavy ball shot out It carried with It the chain to the full length, ripping and cavorting around, over and under the pine saplings, rocks and mud, tearing up small trees and earth, and finally came circling back to the cannon which held the other ball with chain attached. The inventor was struck on one arm by the ball, now nearly spent, and knocked senseless, while friends feared to go near, sup posing that the other barrel might take a notion to discharge. It was some time before the discharged ball lay motion less near the upturned cannon. The In ventor's arm was shattered, making amputation necessary. This was the first and last trial of the cannon which was to mow down the Yankees. Mr. Gilleland lost hope and Interest with his arm, and the cannon was permitted to remain on the bill for many months, but was finally carted Into the city, where for years It did most effective duty in celebrating elec tions and Christmas day. By and by the old death dealer was missed from Us place near the old city hall, and no one seemed to know what bad become of It. Finally, after diligent search, it was found in a junk shop. From this place It was resurrected, and the city council made an appropriation sufficient to have It mounted and placed near the Confederate monument Immediately opposite the government building. The Iajarlaa Kaamarate. Casey Shure, they do be tellin' me that Big Molke Monohan wor knocked down be an autymoblle yisterdoy. Wor there any bones broke, I dunnol Conley Troth an' there wor. The owner av the dlvll wagon got hla nose broke, the chawfer got his Jaw broke, an' Big Molke broke the slcond knuc kle av his rolght flsht.-Puck. Sareaatte. "Would you marry a Chinaman T bt asked. "Oh, dear." the girl, who Is sarcastic, replied, "this is so sudden! But I al ways supposed you merely looked Hid one." Chlofliro Becord-nerald. 4