3(ood Iftver Slacier FRIDAY, MARCH 20, 1903. Rambler bicycles at Knapp's. Royal Tailor suits at Knapp's. Milk for Sale Mrs. Fred Howe. If you want a hack, get a Racine of K, VV. Hone. Concert first week in April, by the Unitarian society. H. N. Carlock of Portland was in Hood Kiver on business Monday. For Racine buggies, carriages, spring wagons, pluetong, call on IN. VV. Hone. fjt a new set of . harness at wholesale prices, made to the order of N. W. Bone Wanted 100,000 strawberry plants, C. E. Warrens, 327 Marquam Building Portland, Or. Miss Maude Stranahan returned to her school at China Hollow, Sherman county, Saturday. Mrs. W. J. Parker of Washington, D, C, w ill sing at the Unitarian services next Sunday evening. S. C. Jackson is showing samples of the finest and best wall paper for the price ever brought to Hood Kiver. Lost On the road from The Dalles, a lady's traveling bag, leather colored. Leave at this ollice and get reward. A. E. Lake, our good-natured county clerk, was in Hood Kiver Tuesday, and went out to see Ins strawberry ranch. Any one know ing the address of Julius C Mock, a uranu Army man, win con fer a favor by informing M. P. Isenberg. Miss Ola Norman of Portland came up Monday night and will teach the first term of school in the new school house in Dukes valley. Don't forget the DeMoss Family at the opera house Saturday, March 28. Benefit of the school library. Reserved seats on sale at Clarke's drug store. For Sale The Howell cottage and 3 acres, east of Mrs. Alma Howe's, for 5 days, at fl.tm Alter o days, i,wu For sale by J. L. Henderson. Just Arrived A full carload of Stude- baker wagons and spring wagons at the Davidson ruit Cos. bet your wagon while the assortment is complete. Belieu & Rea are building a $700 house for Mrs. Hattie Rogers on her lots opDosite the school house, lhe house is now ready for the plasterers- There will be another one of those nomilar dances given at O. J. Eastman's this Friday night. Oat all right on entertainment and those who attend these dances may expect cond time. A Portland artist took a fine view of the residence of Mr. and Mrs. H. J. Byrkett, showing both of them on the front porch. They have a neat little home, and it is deserving of a good picture. Hereafter the Glacier will go to press early Thursdsv morning, to catch the mail going out in the valley by free de livery at 12 o clock, no don i send or bring anything in to be setintypeThurs day mornings. A peanut social will .be given by the Belmont Epworth League at the home of Mrs. M. B. Potter. Friday evening, March 27. Admission to social ladies lOc.gentlemen 15c. All are invited to come and have a time. John G. Zolls and family of Palisade, Nebraska, are new comers in llood River, and for the present are occupy ing a house in Blowers addition. Mr, Zolle is a practical brick layer and stone mason, but has been a farmer for 19 years. A tea will be given by the ladies of Bt. Mark's guild on Wednesday after noon, Merch no, at Mrs. JJtimoies. Some very choice musical numbers will be renderee, ana a aencious mncn served. A cordial invitation in extend ed to all, including the gentlemen. The weather for the past two weeks has been what might be called fine. We had rain last week and snow Saturday, and since then sunshiny days and frosty nichts. The thermometer this Thurs day morning marked 25 degrees above zero, we are Having a late spring. fruit is all right. Petty thieves have been at work around town of late. Housekeepers should keep everything worth carrying off under lock and key, and keep a look out for the thief. A man who would rather steal than work for an honest living should be punished to the full extent of the law if caught in the act. Captain Harry Olson is visiting his father-in-law, Amos underwood. Mr. Olson is mate on the steamer Reliance, now running from Seattle to Bremer ton. The distance is lo miles, and every Haturdav there is a race between all the boats running on this line. The Reliance made the run recently in 54 minutes, beating the time of all the other boats. The Davidson Fruit company have called a meeting of strawberry growers Saturday, March 21, at it) o clock a. m. inA.O. U.W. hall. This will be a profitable meeting for everybody grow, ing strawberries and no grower can af ford to miss going. The question of get- lng satisfactory and BUthcient help is becoming more important each year and must be given attention. Rev. St John of Boston, Massachu setts, seeretury of the American Unitar ian association, will address the people of Hood River next Sunday evening at 8 o'clock in K. of P. hall. Rev. W. (J. Eliot assisting. This service will be one of rare interest, and a cordial invit ation is extended to all to be present. ' Rev. St. John is touring this coast and the people of Hood River feci greatly flattered that he has so kindly given us this evening, as his itinerary is so very full. Of Interest to Berry Growers. Before buying elsewhere see my crates. They are the neatest, and the hallacks are the strongest made ; and I sell at regular prices competition alwavs gives you the best in the market. 1 am here to stay and will have a box factory next year. There will I a party here dur ing the shipping season who will pay cash for berries for canning and pre serves. If possible, attend the straw berry meeting at 10 a. in., Saturday you may hear something of interest to yon. Jos Wilson. Colonel Frank V Drake, superinten dent of the Portland bureau of informa tion, was in llood River last Friday. At his suggestion a meeting of the commer cial club waj called, and Colonel Drake explained the purpose of the organiza tion which he represents. The bureau of information will have a large, well lighted room in the union depot at Port land. It will ascertain and tabulate the resources of all parts of the state, gather an exhibit of its products and be pre pared to tell all about Oregon to persona desiring internist ion on the subject. All the railroads and steamship lines w ill take exhibits to the bureau free of charge. A committee was appointed by the club to gather an exhibit of the products to be forwarded to the bureau at Portland. The committee consists of the real estate firms of Prat her Invest ment company. Friday A Barnes, and Uecge D. Culbertson A Co. This is j bout the best opportunity ever offered i to advertise Hood River. j The Order of Washington in Hood River held a very enjoyable session Saturday evening. Supreme President W. W. Terry and his estimable lady were present. Comrade Terry addressed the union in a very pleasant manner, and nnswered satisfactorily every ques tion from the members regarding the status and operation of the order m a frank and earnest way that carried con viction to the mind of every listener, that in the Order of Washington we have the most substantial, progressive and safest fraternal society in the country, and that it has more commendable features to present to the members than any other similar organization, in fact, in the words of a prominent Boston insurance man. "Its plan is 20 years ahead of the times, and the people must be taught the plan clearly before they can appre ciate it. lhe order Is growing very rapidly in numbers and in favor with the public, and has the fairest of pros pects of eventually outclassing all its competitors. Mrs. E. M. Adams, su preme representative for this district, was also present, and in her usual pleas- ins manner put the union through the work of the order. Mrs. Adams is the daughter of our worthy townsman, II. Pugh, has a very charming personality, and perfect familiarity with the work, which makes it a pleasure to follow her instructions. C. L. Copple started East Tuesday to visit his father. His father is quite sick at his home at Walnut Hill, 111. Mr. Copple may be gone a month. T. E. Wickens came back to Hood River one day last week. Tom can't tear himself away from Hood River for a very great while at a time. The Pioneer says Captain C. T. Belch er has struck hot water above the high- water ine at Collins and will erect a ?15,000 hotel. F. II. Watts, the tombstone man of The Dalles, has been in Hood River for the past week, setting up some of his work. Mr. and Mrs. E. N. Blythe moved up from Portland Monday. Ned will re sume his old position on the Glacier. Entertainment, Thursday Evening. The U. B. entertainment which was postponed from last week will be held at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Hartley, Thursday evening of this week. The games are interesting and bright and will be enjoyed by all present. The following musical programme will be rendered: Song Little Black Me ; Donald Nick elsen and Eva Yates. Piano Duet Miss Moaley and Miss Hartley. Song Just Next door; Florence Hanna. - Quartet Male voices. Piano duet Miss Blowers and Miss Ingbretsen. Song This Letter for Papa; Wilma Thompson. Bolo Mrs. Parker. Refreshments served. Cordial invi tation to all. Birthday Surprise Party. Miss Macy Gardner was given a sur prise party last Friday evening, the oc casion being the anniversary of her birth. The party was given at the resi dence of Mrs. J. W. Rigby. A most de lightful time was had by all present. Lunch was served, and afterwards an old fashioned taffy-pulling was indulged in, In playing "Poor Kitty," the rack et made by the girls caused all the dogs in the neighborhood to set up barking, and the girls had a hilarious old time. Those present were: Macy Gardner, Nellie Ilornor, Ruth Rigbv, Blanch Howe, Alice Rea, Amanda Sieverkrop, May Brown, Florence Cox. The stormy weather prevented others invited from coming. Sew Today. United States mail boxes at $1.50 while this lot lasts, the next lot will be $1.75 and $2.25 at Dallas' Just received a fine lot of up-to-date watches direct from the factory, and have now on hand 118 watches. 1 buy large stocks and sell below nil West ern prices. C. II. Temple. Just received a line of watches, clocks, jewelry and silverware, at F. W. Clarke's, opposite postoffice. If you want to file on timber land homesteads, call on George T. Pratiier, U. 8. Commissioner, district of Oregon. It will pay you to get our prices before buying; your winter supply of groceries. The Spot Cash Grocery. Go to McGuire's for prepared mince meat. None better. Are you contemplating buying a watch? Before purchasing see F. W. Clarke, opposite the post ollice. For bargains in watches and jewelry of all kinds see C. H. Temple. He car ries a full line of the best quality, all guaranteed. He is highly recommended tor testing eves and httuie them with lenses. Dry Oak Wood for Sale. Davenport Bros. Lumber Co. have dry oak coid wood for sale. Inquire at Mount Hood Stage Co. For watches, Clocks, jewelry and sil verware, see F. W. Clarke, at Clarke's drug store, opposite postotfice. Two hundred to $5,000 to loan on real estate, ii your security 18 good vour money is ready. Prather Investment Co. In Memory of Dear (iraiidma. BY OSK WHO LOVED HUB. Dear grandma' (tone from her cares to rest; Her sorrows now are o'er: She walks and talks among the blest till mat nappy goldcu shore. Where the tree ol life Is Iresh and green Ami tlianndtiil nr.l.in. H.in. Where naught of sorrow e'er Is seen, liui youth a sweet beauties glow. Through life, through sickness and In death tier nil in am insae ner strong; And with the Inst faint lingering breath, fvt'ue,npi,ion was ner song. Oil! let nie go and be at rest; Why must 1 linger here? I've friends that wait among the bleat. nuu menus i iioiu most aear. We know, some day, when our work is done, Though probably not so well As she who has the victory won, And in that land doth dwell; Yet Mud's rich mercy, just the same, F.xtends to yon and ine. As to that one that Me doth claim 10 be from siu set free. Bnt on! beyond this shadow land, Wnere all Is bright ami fair. I know full well I nose dear old hands Yt ill palms or victor bear, Where crystal streams through endless years How over golden sands. And where the old grow young and fair. i u ciasp aeargrauaiua s hands. -M. E. C. Whisky Did It. Mrs. Jones was cleaning house one day recently, and had hired two hobos to assist with thearduou8 task."! think." said she, "that those picture frames should be cleaned." "All right," said the men, "if yon will allow us to get some whisky, we can easily clean and polish them." "Whisky!" she ex- claimed, "if whisky mill do it I will go rigni np stairs and get a nask of it 1 have." The men took the whisky but of course washed the frames with" s ap suds and drank the w.iisky. When they brought the shining frames in to Mrs. Jones she exclaimed, "So whisky did it!" "Ye,"an8wered the men. "the whisky did it." "And just to think," said Mrs. Jones, "that I was going to throw it away. It was what I bathed poor Fido in before he died." Corvallis Gazette. i Married. At The Dalles, Or., March 18, 1003, W. 8. Gribble and Mrs. Nettie M. Booth. The bride and groom went to Portland for a wedding trip and wilTbe at homo at Mount Hood after April 1. The happy couple were showered with rice and good wishes by their friends upon taking the train at The Dalles. Can a Horse Talk! Those who have no special fondness for domestic auiiiiiils, and especially for dogs, cats, and horses, will, of course, ridicule the position taker! by Veterin ary Surgeon Roberge as a witness be fore a New York court last Wednesday. Dr. Roberge, when questioned as to the treatment of sick horses, declared: "A horse must tw thoroughly under stood by one who attempts to treat it. You must know it well, talk with it. itnd understand its language." "Do you mean to say," inquired the astonished attorney, "that a horse can talk?" "Why, certainly tie can, In bis way," replied the veterinary surgeon. "If a horse knows you are going to treat him he will hold out his leg or his foot, if the trouble lies there. Once he thinks you can do bim good, he'll soon take means to let you know what his ailment is, if possible." "And does he talk to every one like that?" asked the attorney. "6h,no," re plied the veterinary, "only to those he knows, and who know bim." Dr. Roberge could have gone much farther than this without overstepping the bounds of truth. Horses do talk to those in whom they have confidence as plainly as if they had the human gift of language, and what they say is as intelligible to those who understand them us if they spoke with their mouths Instead of with their ears, noses, and feet. Everybody who loves the horse, und who has much to do with the horse, knows that the animal can understand what is said to him and done for him by one iu whom he has confidence. Incidents illustrative of this fuel are numerous, and sometimes so extraordi nary as to tax the credulity of the ordi nary man, but they are nevertheless based upon the common experience not so much of horsemen as of horse lovers. That a dog can talk is so generally admitted to he the, case now us to demand no special argument, und, to a certain degree, this is true respecting the conversational ability of the cat. PEARL BAKERY and RESTAURANT. Fresh Bread, Cakes, ars, Fruits, Ice Cream, and Ice Cream Soda. Fresh Oysters always on hand. White help only. MRS. FRANCES BROWN, Prop'r. 2000 pairs to select from, in almost all styles and shapes for men women and children, of such celebrated makes as J. Miller, W. L. Douglas,- and all other well-known brands. Black Cat Hosiery Our line of Hosiery, for durability and style, is second to none. ' We Invite you To call and inspwt our goods. R. B. BRAGG & CO., Successors to A. COLUMBIA NURSERY. Established 1892. Offers a full line of Gonial Nursery M, Qua tit Two-year-old Apte And other Fruit Trees, Plants, Shrubs and Vines. You are Invited To examine the stock and let us know what you want. H. C. BATEHAM, Proprietor. Telephone 604. Williams Pharmacy, Otlen Building, G. E. WILLIAMS, Prop'r. Headquarters for Pure Drugs, Toilet Articles, PA I LINT MEDICINES, Prescriptions my Specialty, GET isir When in Anything In the line of Drugs, Patent Medicines', Paints and Oils Get it at CLARKE'S Opposite Post Office. Those who ninke their domestic ani mals a study, but more especially those who have a real fondness for them, and who are habitually kind In their atti tude toward animals, experience no dif ficulty in carrying on with their pets 8 conversation suitable to their intelli gence and their wants. Chicago Inter Ocean. Church Notices. Episcopal church Services will be held in A. O. U. W. hall, Sunday even ing, at 7:30 o'clock. Unitarian Sunday school at 10 a. m. All interested requested to attend. Valley Christian Church J. W. Jen kins, pastor. Sunday school at 10 a. m. Preaciiing at 11a.m. and 7:30 p.m. Christian Endeavor meeting at fi:30 p. All not worshiping elsewhere are cordi ally invited to attend these services. M. E. Church Rev. F. R. Spaulding, pastor. Sunday School at 10. Preach ing services at 11a.m. and 7:30 p.m. Junior League at 3 Epworth League at 6:30 p.m. Sunday, and E. L. prayer meeting Tuesday evening at 7 :30. Gen eral prayer meeting Thursday evening at 7 :30. The public is cordially invited. Congregational Church. The pastor, Rev. J. L. Hersh ner, will preach at 11 a. m. Sunday school at .10 a. m., with A. C. Staten superintendent Christian Endeavor service at 7 p. m. Mid-week meeting at 7 :3u Thursday evening. A welcome to all who come to any of these services. Card of Thanks. Mrs. A. N. Hoar and daughter Nellie extend their thanks for the kindness and sympathy ehown. them by friends in their recent bereavement. Fresh Cows. I have 2 or 8 fresh cows for sale at Riverside Farm, 3 miles weat of town. t'-'O J. W. MORTON. Government Land. I can locate home-seekers on government hind good fruit land, with springs; some with water to Irrigate; easily cleared; 12 to 13 miles from Hood River; near county road. nil K. V. M1LLKR, Hood River, Or. THE Barber Shop, On the Hill, ' S. C. JACKSON, Proprietor; Will do picture framing in connection. Room moldings and all kindsof picture and window glass constantly on hand. Call and see sam ples of wall paper. Phone 888. Pies and Confections Cig- S. Blowers & Son, SPRAYING MATERIALS. IT AT need of Closing Ladies' Dress Goods, Flannels, Blankets, - ladies' Underwear, Men's Shirts, . ladies' and Children's Hose, Mackintoshes, Gloves, dueensware, ; Cutlery, Shirt Waists, German Sox, Men's Hats, Axes, Rubbers, ladies' Arctics, And dozens of other articles Intend to Retire. Outside business De mands Our Attention. We are now working for you. You can Lave alt the profit. We are paying expenses out of capital. No profit to us In these goods. Our prices will convince you. There is a good substantial Christmas present for every man, woman and child in the valley In our store at factory prices. RIVERV1EW PARK. BEGIN THE YEAR RIGHT ! You will never regret it if you Hood River WILL NEVER BE AS CHEAP AGAIN. We can offer you fine City Lots on grade, with good water and fine view on EASY TERMS. SPECIAL INDUCEMENTS TO THOSE WHO WILL BUILD. 8Streets will be improved in the Spring. For full particulars see Prather Investment Co. HOOD RIVER, OREGON. Frank Davenpokt. Warren Davenport. J. F. Short Mt. Hood Stage Co. DAVENPORT & SHORT, Proprietors. GENERAL LIVERY g FEED STABLE Buy and sell Horses, Hay, Grain, and do a gen eral livery and drayage business. 'Phone 171. FOR Books, Stationery, GO Good Values, Everything Isew In On the square. Free Delivery. Phone 571. O. B. HARTLEY, Hood River, Or., -DKALER in- Groceries, Fruits and Wood. H. R JOCHIMSEN, Real Estate Dealer, Has Lands of all kinds in Hood River valley for sale at from $3 an acre up to $4()0i Strawberry land, apple land, Meadow kind and Timber lands. Also, Town Lots and Blocks. See Him for Bargains, Out We Have. Bed Spreads, s Comforters, Rubbers, Children's Underwear, Sweaters, Shoes for everybody, Mackinaws, Children's Suits, Glassware, lanterns, House lining, Mrs. Potts' Sad Irons, Cow Bells, Mattocks, Rubber Boots, Men's Arctics, usually carried in a general store BTIGclin bone & Mcdonald. buy some of our bargains, as Real Estate School Supplies, TO School Supplies, Legal Blanks, Oregonian, Crepe Paper, Orders taken for and Magazines , 'Sold. Sale usinesss Established 1881. PAGE & SON, Pioneer Fruit and Produce PORTLAND, OREGON. Solicit Consignments of Apples, Pears; all Oreen and Dried Fruit, ontr EUREKA Meat Market. McGuire Biios., Propr's. Denier In Fresh mid Cured Moats, Lard Poultry, Fruit and Vegetables. Free Delivery. Phone 35. Farm For Sale. 40 acre near Relmont, known rs the Armor Place. 1U Inches free wnler, all under cultiva tion, 4 acres in strawberries and H acres in orchard all bearing trees. For partic ulars inquire on the premises, altf J. W. ANDEHHON. And time may go, but we will con tinue to do all kinds of plain and fancy Job Printing at the name old stand, satisfactorily and expeditiously. Your orders respectfully solicited. E. R. BRADLEY. Regulator Line Steamers. Regulator and Dalles City. Between Portland and The Dalles daily except Sunday. Leaves The Dalles 7 a. m.; arrive at Portland 4 p. m. Leave Portland 7 a. m.; arrive at The Dalles 5 p. in. Iieave Hood River, down, 8:30 a. m. Arrive llood River, up, 8:3(1 p. m. II. C. CAMPBELL, Ueneral Manager. Blacksmithing And wagon repairing attended to promptly at my shop on the ML Hood road, south of town. Good work ut reasonable prices. epl7 U. A. HUWKiiU P. F. Friday F. B. Barne FRIDAY & BARNES, Real Estate Town and country property put Into our hands will be promptly brought to the buyer attention. We also do Insurance and Notary Public work. For Sale. Ten acres for t' 5 or t) acres of It as fond fruit land as there is In Hood Kiver valiai" one-quarter mile from post office and school, near river and railroad Inquire of alo M K NOHI.E, At r rankton, Water & Light Notice All water aiul light bills are payable at the Hood ltlver Klectric Light. Power and Water Co.'k ollice from the 1st to the Huh of the month, in advance. cllif N. C. F.VAN8. Manager. Organ for Sale. ' Nearly new. cost will Hell for KM. In. qulreat this office. inarH Wanted. A flinil it mil bo bvw-hI numnv frr k.U..al I. Uietwxt f w week. A nwn who undtTftUtmi pruniiiK fruit trwn relVrre1. at n AtA n ifKift r-KY. Hack for Sale One-horse hack for sale. Impure of t F. A. OIL NTKYMAS. Buggy for Sale. A second-haim buggr formle I'll P At. ply to jr-T K. R. FK WIN. Cows for Sale. Fresh Jersev and IHirham cows i'nnrfhniM fbrMI, forsalrby J. A. HKNIif.llsoN, Jr'J Hingen, Wash. Incubator for Sale. 2to Incubator and brooder f.ir sale cheap. nrW B. V. 8HUEM AKKK,