nrnn oTn TTT iDTYPv 1 oiLinllAllLll 0 i 0 BY J. MACLAREN COBBAN, CHAPTER II Continued. I went in the morning and discovered how the strange tints of the water were produced. The pond was fed by a run lot, which flowed at the bottom of the bank on one side of the lane called by the name of Lacroix. This lane,"! tad already learned, had been in other days the private carriage drive of the first Lacroix before a fctainhardt had been heard of) from his fine mansion, to his dye works and hia model farm. The mamdon, with its noble rookery, had long ago become the prey of the omniv orous speculative builder; the model farm had disappeared, all but the farm house which, squeezed into a sordid corner of the spreading village, was now let out in tenements; a Steinhardt now reigned in the Lacriox dye works and, in his scorn of the past, was in the habit of "tipping" his aniline refuse down among the tree roots of the cher ished avenue, narroning more and more the already constricted channel of the little stream, and poisoning and discoloring the once clear flow of water In the whole neighborhood. This it was which washed color into the pond and gave it its varying tints. I stood thus in some doubt and great indignation doubt whether Mies La croix's dream might not after all' be capable of as simple an explanation as I had found for the tints of the pond, and indignation at what I saw around me. I had never before ventured iato Lacroix lane; I now passed under its wretched dying trees, along the brink of its cinder mud, ploughed a foot deep into ruts by lumbering coal carts and wagons, and fancied it metamorphosed back into the private, shady, well-kept avenue of the first Lacroix. I had walked almost the whole length of the lane when I met Mr. Birley, Mrs. Steinhardt brother "Jim." 'Ah, there you are," he called cheer ily, when he espied me, "I was juBt coming to look you op and take you round a bit; there's not much 'bu do ing, and so I've taken a holiday." After greeting I gave vent to the in donation of which I was full. We re turned along the lane. "Well," said he, laying his hand on my shoulder, "it's not nice of course," standing and surveying the lane. "But it's not for yon or me to mend it; though I'm joint guardian with 'Man' uel of Paul's girl" (he meant Miss La' croix), "I've nothing to do with the property, and 'Manuel, you see, can't bear to spend the brass, and doesn't care a well, a button for Paul's fam ily history. Poor Paul! he was a good chf.o. I suppose the name Lacroix is done for, and it has been what you learned fellows would call historical." I asked what he meant. He stopped and pointed up tha lane, away from Tim parley. "You mightn't believe it," said he, "but if you follow this lane right out to the end you'll got to the iiastill." (The dear old gentleman called "Bastile.") I looked at him : I failed to compre hend. "You don't .mean," I said, "the famous French Bastille? the fortress prism of Paris?" "That's it," said he. "You've read I suppose, in your history books of the taking of the Bastille, and the man that was governor at that time, De Lacroix; that's the family. The poor old fellow was killed in the streets, believe." Thus he went on, with much fullness of irrelevant detail. I gathered these feats of conseauence which I here set down: At the time of the great eml gration of French nobility to this coun try, a member of the De Lacroix family found bis way to Lancashire with one or two dependents, a packet of jewels and some scientific learning, and with out his aristocratic prefix "de." He prospected about a little, and at length invested the money he got lor bis Jew els in the Turkey red and Indigo dye works of Timperley. He prospered He was one of the first to apply chom leal science to the manufacture of dyes He made a large fortune, and became the great man of the neighborhood He had, however, a family of four sons who gave him great trouble. They almost ruined their father and quite broke his heart before their several courses of extravagance and debauchery came to an end. The eldest, Paul father, drew up just in time, marriid and settled down to the business another broke his neck in a steepl chase; the third died of delirium trem ens, or worse and the fourth still ex isted, for he could scarcely be said to live: he was the tongue and limb-tied paralytic, known as old Jaques, who in habited the little octagonal noum near the pond, which had been the lodge his father's model farm. Paul had wished him to make his house his home, but he insisted on settling down there. This sad and fateful story lay heavy on my mind and heart for the rest the day. In the evening I took down the first volume of Carlyle'a French F evolution, and read with new interest the wonderful passages in which he de, scribes the taking of the Bastille by the mob, and the part which the old officer of the fortress played in its hopeless defmiee. Alter that I sat down and wrote to a pair of London friends, asking them to make certain inquiries concerning Mr. Lacroix. CHAPTER III. I bad in all this abundant food for rumination during the next two or three we ks. But I had little time for rumination and no time at all for visits to Tipmerley Hall until Whitsuntide mas past. Whitsuntide is the great festival in the Lancashire calendar. Then mills and pits are idle tor a week, and the work people have a spell of serious enjoyment, and wearing of new summer clothing, for which money has been saved from Christmaatide or earlier. Some go on jaunts to the sea side for the week or for a day or two; but the-recreations and dissipations of the multitude are those counected with the Sunday schools, which are gigantic and popular institutions; the time and attention (often to little purpose) that clergymen are expected to give to them can hardly be conceived by those who hold cures in the south. One day there is a grand procession round the parish of scholars and their friends arrared in tbeir new finery, accompanied by flaunting banners and a blatant brass band, and headed by their clergyman. The procession halts at fixed points, forms into mass and sings hymn, led by the bra-f band, while the banners take up positions to display their hide ous devises and pictures. For another day short excursion la wagons, with tea or milk and buna, sod games are arranged for the benefit especially of : I the younger scholars; and for a third Idavalone railway excursion for the others. All thtse arrangements I had undertake (some of them much against the grain, I confess; for I pre fer to go through the parish as mrougn life, unaccompanied by instruments of brass) to undertake alone, along with all the duties more properly parochial nd clerical; for the rector was still too ill to attend to anything. For three weeks or so, therefore, I had no time to rumintae upon extrane ous matters, and no time to spend ai Timperley Hall. Hut I then made an acquaintance that considerably influ enced the later events of my story Mr. Freeman, the minister of a quaint lit tle Dissenting Chapel in the village. We encountered first on the day 01 trie procession in the Lacroix lane. He was marching along from the opposite direction to us at the head of his mod est and silent troop; the lane was nar row; he halted, took off his hat, and trailed '(while I could do no less in re turn), and he and his people (some of them with reluctance, I have no doubt) stood aside to let our noisier and more imposing procession pass. That was our introduction. When the Whitsun tide matters were all disposed of, he called on me one evening to ask me to be chairman at a leoture he was about to deliver in the little public hall of the village on some point of the land ques tion. I was somewhat taken aback by his request, and I suppose I showed that I was. "Yon are surprised, I daresay, Mr, Unwin," said he, with a little con' strained laugh (he was a bright, genial little man, with a big, red beard). "I I will explain why I ask you? because understand, you, like myself, come from the south, where pure streams, and clear skies, and healthy trees may be seen, but especially because I be lieve you are the only man in the neighborhood who holds somethig like the same opinions as I do; my friend Mr. Birley, has told me of the talks be has had with you about the way our Lancashire friends treat nature." Your friend, Mr. Birley," i ex- Lclaimed. "Yes, said he, with a comical twin' kle in. his eye, "Mr. Birley and I meet not on theological, but on simply human common ground, and he is the friend of everyone who knows his good heart." I began to like my visitor. I agreed to act as his chairman, and we then settled down to talk. On the evening of the lecture I took my place on the platform in a consid erabie flutter of nervousness. There was a large attendance of work folk, with a fair sprinkling of well-to-do peo ple from the neighborhood, brought to gether, I suppose, as much by curiosity to see two parsons of conflicting creeds together as by interest in the subject of the lecture. I observed on a back seat Mrs. Steinhardt and Frank, Miss Lacroix and our friend, Mr. Birley Steinhardt himself was not there. On rising I was astonished to find myself erected with rounds of applause, and on explaining in a few words bow came to be where I was, I was cheered with such hearty vociferation, that I concluded I had become, without know ing it, a popular personage. I accepted the explantion Mr. Freeman gave me afterward: "It was a brave and risky thing to do, you know, to appear with me; and these Lancashire folk above all things admire a bit of pluck against odds." CHAPTER IV. This adventure with Mr. Freeman had results that I had not foreseen; but that I might have guessed had con sidered sufficiently the situation in which I had placed myself results which at the time caused me some anxiety, yet which, in the end, proved much to my advantage. Mr. Stein hardt, of course, heard of it, and took an early opportunity of calling me to task with characteristic German I may pel haps say, Bismarckian brusquerie. I had been asked to dine at Timperley Hall. He said little during dinner, but I found bis eye on me several times. When the ladies withdrew from the table, he sent Frank after them. Then he opened upon me at once. "What the deuce, Mr. Unwin, is" this vou've been doing with that ass, Free man?" I stared in speechless surprise less at the actual question than at its dic tatorial tone. His complexion was usually very ruddy; it now became a curious purplish red, even to his eyes and his bald crown, as if he had been dipped in a vat of his choicest dye. "You mustn't do that kind of thing, you know, you'll spoil your chances in the church; and, more than that, I can't have you and him disturbing my workpeople, and setting them against me. I can't fay anything to him, but I must tell vou I can't have it; it won't do at all."" "I don't know," I answered, "what right you have, Mr. Steinhardt, to talk to me in this fashion." I was angry. . He moved about the glasses and decanters near him. "What right? Your salary comes out of my pocket; your rector can't pay it." "That," said I, "is a matter between you and the rector, sir." "Perhaps it is. But I want to tell you that I must be master in this vil lage; and if you are bent upon interfer ing w ith me, or between me and the people, you shall go away that's all. You keep to your preachings, and your visitings, and ,your tea meetings," he continued, in a tone, doubtle-s, meant to be placatory, "and you will do very well." "I take it to be my duty, Mr. Stein hardt," I replied ,"to concern mvself with whatever affects the welfare of the people; and, to my mind, the dreadful condition of the valley, and " . "Oh, d d sentimental nonsense!" he exclaimed. "The valley is here for us to make money out of the best way we can." - "It is, of course, of no consequence that I don't agree with you," said I; "but as to what I shall think or say on thee or any other matters, I can cer tainly take no orders from you, eil. You must excuse me saying it." "Very well." He sat a moment in silence, fingering his glass; he teemed not to have expected this conclusion. Then be rose and said, as if he were quite unconscious of having treated me with rudeness. "We had better join the ladies." "If you will excuse me," said I, "I think I must say good night." Liu Me looted at me In some surprise. "Ob, you should talk te the women little while at any rate. But jutt as you please." The invitation was exasperatiogly uDConceiced, but, thinking this was, dratrinir room the ladies might be dis tressed, I accompanied tiiut. uotn os the ladies glanced at me rather curi ously; probably I showed signs of dis composure. Soon Mr. Steinhardt with drew to bis study and his pipe. "You've been having words witn Emmanuel, Mr. Unwin," caid Mrs. Steinhardt, almost as soon as her hus band was gore. "It's all about that dreadful lecture affair, I suppose. He thinks you've gone against him in it, and Emmanuel can't bear to be gone against." (The good lady always pro nounced her husband name with a lofty sense of its scriptural prestige.) "I do not see" said 1, still rather sore, "that Mr. Steinhardt should ex pect to have his own way everywhere and in everything, any more than an other man." "Mr. Steinhardt," said Miss Lacroix, "is now alone in bis authority, now that father is gone, and he is by his nature what you would say a despot oh, yes, dear Mrs. Steinhardt, he is if any one is not obedient to him he is not nice at all. He said hard, rude, cruel things to vou, Mr. Unwin in deed, yes," said she in answer to my look of surprise, I know he did; I felt him saying them all the time and be sides, I saw him saying them with his eyes all dinner time. But you must not trouble about tiis words; they come from his nature, which he cannot help suppose. "What things, to be sure, you do say, Xuise exclaimed Mrs. stein hardt. "and what eyes you have goti My word!" (To bo continued) THERE WAS A DISTINCTION. Both Wert Soldiers of High Rank, but la Different Armies. Dr. Edward King, the venerated and saintly bishop of Lincoln, in England, is now much advanced in years and somewhat infirm. Recently he has been visiting Bournemouth for his health, and T. P. O'Connor, in his "M. A. P.," tells the following story of the venerable prelate's visit to that seaside resort : After resting for some time one afternoon on a seat on the "Parade" the bishop desired to move, but, owing to his age and infirmity, found some difficulty in rising. A kind hearted little girl of the town noticed his trouble and ran up, saying: "Oh, let me help you." The good bishop beamed upon the child with one of his sweetest smiles, and the srrile of the bishop is very sweet, indeed. "You are a dear little maiden," hi said, "but I do not think you are strong enough." "Why, bless you, sir," was the re ply, "I've often hepled up daddy when he was a sight worse drunk than you are." O'Connor says the truth of this story is vouched for by a canon of Ely, so it must be true. A story of General Sir Charles Tucker is not quite so good, but it is well au thenticated. The general was on his way out to India, when he found that there was another General Tucker on board the ship General Booth-Tucker of the Salvation Army. As the P. & 0. boat came alongside to land passengers at Port Said and the gangway was crowded a woman was overheard to say to her companion: "My dear, there are two General Tuckers aboard, I hear. Can you point me out which is which?" This was said in the hearing of the bluff general, who was standing right in front of them. Turning sharply around and point ing to the other Tucker, he said: "Madam, that is the Salvation Tucker; I, in contradistinction, am known as the Damnation Tucker." Kew York Press. EXCUSED FROM THE JURY. After flavin Naively Turned a Good Laugh, oa the Judge. A young man whose features and flashing eyes betokened great earnest ness was summoned before Judge Mc Carthy of the city court the other day for jury duty. He immediately asked to be excused. When the judge asked him what excuse he had for not serv ing, he replied: "I believe it is a rule of the cqurt that the jury is the sole judge of the facts and the court of the law, that the juror sou Id only weigh the facts as pre sented by the evidence, not taking in to consideration any of the rules of law governing the case; wherefore all law yers are exempt from jury duty." "But are you a lawyer?" asked Judge McCarthy. "No, but I have been a close student of the law for many years." "I am afraid that I cannot excuse you if you are not a lawyer," said the court, smiling. "But," continued the young man, with great earnestness, the color mounting to his temples, "I am sure, if your honor knew as much law as I do, your conscience would not allow you to serve on a jury. After the bench and bar had recov ered from this naive outburst the judge told the young man that if it was a matter which affected his conscience so deeply he would excuse him, ami a very much abashed youth left the courtroom. New York Times. Would Accept Mn. Davie' Offer. The Mobile (Ala.) Register advises the legislature of Mississippi to accept Mrs. Davis' offei and buy Bean voir, Jefferson Davis' late home. The house and grounds have, it is said, been ne glected end ill-kept, only a custodian residing upon the premises and gather ing what fees he can from chance vis itors. Zctt for Sewing. Englishwomen have taken np the "charity sewing clubs" with renewed test since the return of the Duchess of York from her tour of the British co lonial possessions. The Ophir brought home an astonishing number of frocks, flannel petticoats and wraps that the future queen had taken the time to cut and make during her trip, assisted by her ladies iu waiting. Pccularity of a Family Mrs. Susan Holloway, a resident of Cicinnati, has three brothers and two sisters, and all of them have six fingers on each hand. Mrs. Holloway has just given birth to a baby girl who has similar redundancy. Mrs. Holloway's mother and grandmother were also dee orated in the same way, as is her broth er's infant son. Fisheries la Operation. At the present time. the United States fish commission is operating 37 distinct and separate batching stations, in ad dition to many stations under the con trol of the commissions of the several states. John Daoiell, a Jew York merchant, kept his Marriage secret for 34 years. fill will revealed It. fSciencer .4f " invention Coal seams are made up of vegetable remains of former periods. Forests have an Important Influence on climate and on animal as well aa plant life. In the comparatively unknown world of the ocean marine plants doubtless have Important functions. The tall of a fish is his sculling oar. He moves It first on one side and then on the other, using hia flng aa balances to guide his motion. If the fish Is moving fast and wants to stop, be straightens out hia fins, just as the rower of a boat does bis oars. The American Museum Journal re ports that the twelve specimens of wild pigeons recently added to the collec tions of the museum were secured only with much difficulty, because of the surprising fact that this species of our Lnatlve birds, which within the past fifty years has been one of the most abundant, Is now so rare, not only In a state of nature, but also In collec tions, that It Is practically unobtain able. Rain acts In two ways: (1) chemical ly, by dissolving certain substances, such as Ume, out of the rocks, and (2) mechanically by wearing down their surfaces as It flows over them. Any old building a ruined castle or cathedral, for Instance shows a "weathered" sur face resulting from the action of rain and wind. In sandstone structures the details of carving are often lost and on old tombstones the lettering can hardly be deciphered. Springs are due to the rain water collecting in rocks and ris ing to the surface. Blvers are fed by rains and springs. The widest difference between the American and the British types of loco motives, says the Scientific American, Is in their boiler capacity, and the great er hauling power of our locomotives Is due more to the fact that they possess larger heating surface In their boilers than to any other cause. Yet enormous as our locomotive boilers have become, there Is still a call for greater power, and this can only be obtained by a change In the style of the boiler, for much larger machines would not easily pass through the tunnels and by the platforms now In use. The question, how far can light pene trate a layer of water, and what Is the cause of the very various colors of the ocean, have been studied on several scientific voyages during the Inst ten years. Transparency varies with the color of the water (greatest for blue water), the sun's altitude (greatest for large altitudes), the season of the year (greatest In winter), with the salinity of the water, with the temperature firreatest for low temperatures), with ho Aonth nf th water (greatest for deep water), with the cloudiness of the sky (greatest for clear skies), with the dsturbance by waves (greatest for calm seas), and so forth. The greatest trans parency observed In the Aegean seas was fifty-one yards, rnoiograpmc plates were also exposed at various dentils, to see how far the chemical ravs of sunlight penetrated. Fifty-five experiments at depths varying from 850 to 1,825 feet were made, and beyond the latter depth no action at all was observed. CIGARS THAT SAVED THEM. Two Doctor Mined Train that Was Wrecked In JSow lorkt lunneu " That the habit of cigar smoking Is conducive to longevity la the firm be lief of two physicians of the eastern district of Brooklyn. Their faith In so peculiar a theory Is born of the fact that they owe their continued existence to the fondness of one of them for smoking. . The story Involved has to do with the recent disaster In the New York Central tunnel. Dr. Peter Hughes, sur-geon-ln-chlef of St Catharine hospital, and Dr. Paul F. Cavanagh of 610 Bed ford avenue, are the physicians con cerned. Dr. Hughes has a patient In East 128th street near Lenox avenue, Manhattan, who Is suffering from acute appendicitis. On the night preceding the day of the fatal collision In the Park avenue tunnel Dr. Hughes called In Dr. Cavanagh in consultation In the case. The physicians remained at the home of the patient all night Leaving there on the following morning they walked to 120tb street Intending to board a New York Central local train for the Grand Central station. "There's a train at 8:08." said Df. Cavanagh. consulting bis watch; "we can make It If we hurry." "All right" returned Dr. Hughes, "but I must get a cigar to smoke." "Oh. never mind the cigar," said Cav anagh. "We haven't the time." "I'll have that smoke If I miss a doi en trains," Insisted Hughes. Cavanagh yielded and entering a store they purchased some cigars, hur rying out again to catch the train. Aa they neared the station the train the fatal 8outb Norwalk express came puffing In. The two doctors ran up the stairs, but just as they reached the platform the train pulled out "There, If it hadn't been for these blamed old cigars we'd be on our way downtown now," said Cavanagh, an noyed. Then the two went downstairs ind boarded a Madison avenue car. When they got down to 42d street three am bulances dashed up In front of the Grand Central station and a crowd was gathering there. "What'a all the excitement aboutf asked Dr. Hughes of a policeman who boarded the car. "There's been a big accident In the tunnel" replied the bluecoat; "a whole lot of people killed. One train ran Into another." "Which train was hit?" Inquired the doctor, with suddenly Increased Inter est "South Norwalk train, due here at 8:17," returned the policeman. Dr. Hughes looked wide-eyed Into the face of Dr. Cavanagh and Dr. Cavan agh looked wide-eyed Into the face of Dr. Hughes. "Say. let's get off here," suggested Hughes, somewhat huskily. Then the two physicians went into the Grand Union hotel and prescribed for each other's nerves. They pre served the stumps of their cigars and each now has one on exhibition In bis office "That cigar." each tells his friends, says the New York Times, "saved me from probable death or serious Injury. It pa? to be a smoker sometimes." A LETTER-CARRIER'S WOE& "footage Ine" Cams Hint Trouble and Even Financial Loan. To the postman the woman with the shoulder shawl tied round her bead groaned: "Ne. Isn't that too bad? Four cents due, did yon say?' And 1 haven't got a bit of change. But yoaH trust me, won't you? I'll be sure to pay you the next time you come around." The postman kicked his boots against the side of the house and turned the letter over doubtfully. "Yea," he said, "I suppose I'll have to trust you; but I oughtn't to by rights. You have no Idea how much money I am out of pocket all the time by paying the postage due for you folks on my route. You see 1 have to settle with the government be fore taking the letters out of the office and trust the people to pay me. Some times they meet their obligations and sometimes they don't. But they're never wholly squared up with me, for the best of them are slow about getting around In their payments. And then. In this neighborhood, they're apt to move away and forget all about the little Item com ing to me. To be sure, no one person ever owes me more than 8 or 10 cents, but If you get enough people to owe you 10 cents you're the loser of a nice little sum In the long run. "It's a funny thing to me why people who write letters can't put on enough stamps In the first place, anyway. They know approximately how much a letter or package will weigh, but they don't care. If they send out ajiarcel weigh ing half a pound they Just stick on a 2-cent stamp and fire It Into the mail box, leaving the postman a the other end of the line to square accounts. All we fellows put together are required to collect hundreds of dollars every day for postage due. I've noticed that the heaviest postage-due mall comes In on Wednesday and Friday mornings. I don't know the cause of this peculiar ity, but I can sweur that It Is a fact By the way, this Is Friday, and I gen erally get the worst of it on this day. I'm getting so I hate the very sight of a postage-due stamp." The woman rubbed ber nose, which was purple with cold, says the New York Times. "So do I," she said. "But you sha'n't lose these 4 cents. I'll surely pay you on the nest trip." Red Cape in the Jjlon House. Wsving a red rag at a bull, accord Ing to a keeper at the Philadelphia Zoological Gardens, Is no more likely to make trouble than exhibiting a red rag to a hungry lion. The keeper ex plained hia grievance to a Record re porter. "I shall be glad when that youngster gets out of here," he said. "Notice how uneasy the animals are? It's that red cape she's wearing. Feeding-time Is a long way off, but that cape looks enough like a piece of raw meat to get the animals excited. "Watch that old lioness follow the youngster along the front of the cage, You would think she was going to jump through the bars. That girl has been all along the row and hns got the whole house worked up. ..Whenever the anl mals are hungry a red objects sets them going. Listen to the snarling! If that red cape hadn't come along they'd be taking things easy, waiting for dinner time, but now they'll chafe and fret and work themselves Into a fit "It's always that way when people wearing something red come through the bouse." One for the Lawyer. When youth and Inexperieuce pits It self azainst nee and wisdom, It gen erally gets the worst of It Some years ago many farmers along the Hue or a large railway brought suits against It and ensnired a younn lawyer named Brown. The judge who was presiding was compelled to throw many of the cases out of court because they were improperly brought at which the law yer became angry. Swelling with in donation, he arose and Bald: "Your honor, will you please tell me how It Is possible In this court to got Justice agalust a railway company r The court quietly ignored the con tempt of court shown by the lawyer, and asked: "Do you want an answer to that ques tion. Mr. Brown? ' "Yes. air." was the defiant reply; "yes, sir, and I want to know how a farmer can get his case Into this court so that It will be heard." The Judge smiled and said: "Well, first Mr. Brown, I'd advise the farmer to employ a lawyer." Mr. Brown had nothing more to say. Slaves to Ilublt. Most of us eat too much. A great many of us eat so rapidly that we do not digest our food properly. Dyspep sia is a national and an Increasing dis ease. We are slaves to habit In eating as well as In other matters. A famous English surgeon has given It as his opinion that more persons acquire dis eases and shorten their lives by over eating than by indulgence In Intoxi cating liquors. The two meal a day plan Is growing In popularity and has Its enthusiastic advocates among the plain people as well as those who have studied the question scientifically. The Americans are the most carnlverous race on earth. More vegetables and less meat would save them much mon ey and many bodily Ills. Comparative ly few of us apply the rules of common sense to our habits of eating and pay a heavy penalty for this rashness. The reformers who are appealing to this over-eating generation sometimes go to extremes, but on the whole, they are on the right line and will accomplish much good. An Unfortnoate Allusion. Doctor Atterbury, the celebrated Bishop of Rochester, remarked in the House of Lords, when speaking on a certain bill under discussion, that he had prophesied during the previous session that the bill would be again brought forward, and he was very sorry to find that he bad proved so true prophet Lord Coningsbury, who spoke after the Bishop, asked the House to take notice that one of the "right reverend prelates" had set him self forth as a prophet but for his part he was at a loss to know what prophet to liken him to, unless It was the prophet Balaam, who was re proved by hi own ass. Bishop Atter bury's reply was crushing: "Since the noble lord has discovered In our man ners such a similitude, I am content to be compared to the prophet Balaam, but my lords, I am at a loss to make out the other part of the parallel I am sure I have not been reproved by anybody but his lordship!" Culinary. "My predecessor. 1 believe," said the new missionary, "did not live here very long. I suppose the climate killed him." "Really," replied the cannibal chief, "I rather Incline to the belief that our cooking bad a great deal to do witb It" Philadelphia Press. Unless a woman gets out a Jugger naut car occasionally, and rides over her husband and all his kin. ber owu i relatives complain that she lacks I "proper spirit" After a woman has a baby, she won ders what In the world she ever to ind te worry about before It came. 4.4,4,4,1, .frl f , 4. f 44'444 . . I .. m m fHERE Is said to be In certain parts of Southern Indiana an oath-bound mutual beueflt so ciety which has grown out of that fa mous and Infamous organization which in days gone by struck terror Into the hearts of all who came under Its ban the dreaded Whitecaps. The society has Its secret meeting pla.-es, its signs, grips, passwords, etc., and Is a direct descendant of the or ganization which for years killed men and whipped women In Southern In diana and Ohio. It Is claimed that Its members elect men of their own stripe to all the Important offices, so great Is the society's strength; that when a trial is on in which any member is Interested, his fellows are always placed on the Jury; that It Is a society formed for mutual protection In any way which may be Imagined, but es pecially when' Its members are In trouble. Where the meeting places of the so ciety are, not one of tbem will tell. The organization's members are fouud in the political conventions of city, township, county, district and State, though holding the Interests of Its members above the Interests of any politician. It never sells Its votes, but it has developed, has been many a time a power which has turued the political scale one way or the other, greatly to the mystification of the bosses As a rule, though coming of an or ganization which was nothing unless a violator of the law, the present so ciety is not composed of lawbreakers, at least in the ordinary sense. How ever, when one of ts members Is In trouble, his fellows stand by him until the last, a fact which has often been demonstrated in law courts. Frequent ly, In trials, It has been noticed that there was some mysterious Influence at work on the Jury, but what It was could not be discovered. Origin of the White Cap. The beginning of the institution dates back many years to the early settle ment of Indiana, at a time when the State was overrun with desperate characters who had fled from Ohio and Kentucky, the southern part, from Its contiguity to the Ohio, being especial ly the haunt of horse thieves, robbers and counterfeiters. In the river coun ties of Indiana there was for years a continuous reign of terror." When the residents of these counties finally band ed together for protection, the crim inals fled further to the north, where their advent was met with the organ ization of a band of regulators, of which every decent citizen was a mem ber. There was little law In those days. Might made right and there was no one to gainsay the right of the reg ulators to take the law Into their own hands. There are those yet living who It ,u THB WHIFPIHO Or BINGHAM. have often seen men ride by at night wlih white tacks, in which were eye holes, over their heads. It was never known In one locality from what oth , er locality these men came. It was only known that they were "on the march." but the next day a ghastly body hanging from a limb, or a shady character with his back slashed up with hickory gads, or thfe tale of some person missing would solve the mys tery. People who had no business out ' of doors stayed Inside when the regu- latora were out No questiotis were I asked and no comments were made. I This was the original Wbltecap or i ganizatlon. It served Its purpose well ' and when :he thieves and thugs were I all driven out of Indiana It ostensibly ! disbanded. I It was in 1S57 that the Whitecaps ' anln tasm mm nminlnAitt ftufr , I character was decidedly changed. Ed ward Bingham, a constable who bad In some way Incurred the ill will of the gang, was the first victim. He was called out of his home at night tied to a horse and carried into the woods, where he was stripped. He was then bound to a tree and each member of the gang took turns In ap plying hickory switches until be be came unconHous. Then the man was carried back to bis home and thrown brutally over the fence Into the yard. Bingham died next day and the com munity arose In rage against his mur derers. Indictments were brought against several men who were known to be In the gang and three of tbem were sentenced to imprisonment The Whitecaps bad such powerful lu flu- 'i:!lfefi!l I'liv r -At. IB) SHOT SIX MEN FROM THE CORNFIELD. Sift - 4HM4''H'M'' TV T TTTTTT THP All III I. - WHITE CAPS. Old Organ iza-f i 1 u r 11UIIUI uyu1.1i" ers Has Given PlaceloaAlu tual Benefit t Society. If. ence that the convicted men served but a small part of their sentences. From 1Sj8 to 1874, there were occa sional whippings of both men ' and women, but nothing of a nature as to call for special action, but In t'be lat ter year a lynching by Whitecaps once more drew attention to the organiza tion. Fear of the gang was so great, however, that nothing was done. In 1870, the Whitecaps broke luto a Jail and lynched a man awaiting trial on charge of aiurder, of which his luno cence was later proven. In 1883 a prominent farmer was whipped. He had the gang arrested, but the Jury disagreed and the men escaped. From that time on for many years Whltecnp outrages were fre quent They became so common that at last the people of both Indiana and Ohio were aroused and an attempt was made to root out the organization. Whipping and tarring parties were of almost nightly occurrence, and the peo ple were worked In a perfect frenzy of terror. Members of the original gang of Whitecaps were rarely arrested and more rarely convicted. If a White capper fell Into the bauds of the law, It was almost Invariably because of doing business Independent of the or iginal organization. It was In Harrison County, Ind., that Whiteeaplsra, as such, sustained its death blow. In the hills near Corydon lived a family of poor whites from Kentucky father, mother, two sons and a daughter. One day the father was found dead In the woods and the sons were arrested on the charge of killing him. An examination showed their lunocence and they returned home. Soon came a warning telling the family that unless they left the county within ten days the Whitecaps would visit them. The warning was Ignored and word was received that on a certain night the Whitecaps would make their appearance. The boys got several shotguns, loaded them heavily with slugs and- hid In a corn patch near the house. The Whitecaps came, and while nine of tbem stood on the porch, two others went Into the house after the mother and daugh ter. Ropes were tied arouud their necks and when their screams told the boys what was going on they opened fire at the gang on the porch. Six of the nine were killed and two others were terribly wounded. The few re maining fled in terror. The boys fled to Kentucky and have never been mo lested. This lesson was a salutary one. Since that time the Whitecaps have done , nothing but occasionally administer I the gad to shady characters. Several ' damage suits have resulted, but In no instance has a planum obtained judg ment The last suit which, like the others, showed the mysterious hand of the gang, was tried in Brown Coun ty. The brotherhood now in existence does not whip nor murder people. Some of Its members may violate the law, but the organization does not, as an entirely. The knowledge of the ex lstence of such an organization, bow ever, has much effect on the morals of several communities, for there Is really no telling when It might call a special session of the court of Judge Lynch. TURNING SMOKE INTO GOLD. Clever Way in Which Raleigh Defeated Queen Elizabeth. Queen Elizabeth of England was not a thoroughgoing spinster, for she had so little prejudice against the practice of smoking that she permitted Sir Walter Raleigh his pipe In the royal presence. She was sufficiently a woman, however. to twit him openly on bis devotion to the weed, and It was on one of these occasions or so the author of "The Sovernne Ilerbe" shrewdly surmises that the kulght replied: "I can assure your majesty that I have so well experienced the nature of it that I can tell even the weight of the smoke In any quantity I consume." "1 doubt it much, Sir Walter," replied Elizabeth, holding It was impossible to weigh smoke, and mayhap scenting a joke, "and I will wager you twenty gold angels that you do not solve my doubt." Gallantly accepting the wager. Ral elgh filled his pipe with a weighed quantity of tobocco, smoked It out and then, weighing the resultant ashes, an nounced the weight he had smoked away. "Your majesty cannot deny that the difference has disappeared In smoke." "Truly I cannot," answered the queen. Ordering the wager to be paid, she turned to the courtiers around her and said: "Many alchemists have I heard of who turned gold Into smoke, but Ral elgh Is the first man who has turned smoke Into gold." Recognized Their Old Friend. The love which English people, espe cially British soldiers, feel for Florence Nightingale has been shown at many times and In many places. A new and striking Instance of It was recently given by the Sunday Magazine. The late Sir John Steell, sculptor to Queen Victoria, was modeling a bust of Miss Nightingale, when an officer of one of the Highland regiments which had suffered so cruelly In the Crimea heard that the bust bad just been com pleted, and was In Sir John's studio. Many of the men In his company bad passed through the hospital at Scutari, and be obtained permission from the sculptor to bring some of them to see it Accordingly, a squad of men one day marched Into the big studio and stood In line. They had no Idea why they bad been mustered In so strange a place. With out a word of warning the bust was un covered, and then, as by one Impulse. the men broke rank, and with cries of "Miss Nightingale! Miss Nightingale! surrounded the model, and with bats off cheered the figure of their devoted nurse until the roof rang. So spontaneous and hearty and so In spiring was the whole scene that In after days Sir John Steell declared It to be the greatest compliment of his life. Westminster Abbey. No fewer then 1,173 persons have been burled In Westminster Abbey. Pound sleep Is usually tbe result of soundless sleep. iii ii! 1 GEO. P. CROWELL, rSncppMnr In E. L. Smith. 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