BEAUTIFUL BETHLEHEM BELLS. 0 VER fin roar of the cities over the hills and the dell With a messace of peace to the nations. ring til beautiful Betolebinubelia. Brining Joy 10 the souls that are sighing lu the hovels where Poverty dVells There i life there ts life for the dying In tue oeauurui tsetuieuem Delist Far off la i land that U lovely for the ten der, sweet story It tells In the light of a glorious morning rang the ueautuui ni'tblc-bem bens; And Hill In the hearts of creation an anthem PlllltlllZ HWfllll At that memory sweet of the ringing of the beautiful uetult-nem Delist They rang o'er the hills and the valleys, they aiiiiimnnpH the triad world that day. From regions of night to the radiant light of the cot where the Beautiful lay; And forever and ever aud ever a wonderful niflittlv riurolla la the teuiler, sweet ringing and singing of the beautiful tietlil, lem beiisi For they sing of a love that Is deathless a liiva that at 1 1 1 trlnmnha In loa: Tbey slug of the love that Is leading the world to the Calvary cross; Line ivpot fl'.r th a(ttinrl of the Cltl ring sweet o'er the hills and the dells. And touch us with tenderest tittles, oh, beautiful Bethlehem belisl Atlanta Constitution, It was now time for school, and the two brothers took their books and went off, watching wistfully such people as they passed, bearing home substantial signs of the approach of Christmas day. W.'iile Nannie was busy with such broken toys as were in her possession the widow knelt and prayed that the many trials and privations of her bumble household might be lessened or converted to their ultimate good; and she prayed, too, for those whose calloused and self ixh natures were careless or mindless of the poor and destitute, The distance to the school house was so great that the boys never returned till school was over for the day; aud as they went home this day they heard tbe oth er children boasting gleefully of the great preparations for to-morrow, tbe greut Christmas day! of heavy turkeys, plump geese and. wild fowl, of well-filled store rooms and dairies, countless pies of ail kinds, and dainty "turn-overs" made es pecially for themselves till the mouths of Thomas and Btibby watered at tbe re cital. But they, poor things! were doomed to There Is an old French romance of the thirteenth century in which the hero sees a tree whose branches from top to bottom are covered with burning candles, while on the top is the figure of a child shining with a still greater radiance. This tree symbolized humanity the npper light being tbe souls of tbe good, those below of tbe wicked, while the child, represent ed Christ. The poetic Idea of the Christmas tree as a symbol of tbe renewed life of na ture, which begins with the lengthening of the days, comes from Germany. From the Norse mythology conies the sugges tion of the Christmas tree as typical of tbe new born sun in that It was bedecked with lights, and was an emblem of spring on account of its rich green. Probably tbe Norse mythology was the origin of the "tree of candles" more than of the present Christmas tree. On the Intro duction of Christianity the Christmas tree, although-not known then by that name, became the type of Christ, The following quotation from L. P. Lewis gives these emblems of Christmas i THE CHILDREN'S COMING HOM4. FROM the far and frozen Nor'land win a whirling light of snow From tbe Southland, fair and fragrant, - on the m?rry morning ray From the East and from tbe Weat, o'er tae oceans oaving c. eil. Turn the drifted children homeward, with tbe dawn of Cbilatinas djy. Light the weary eyes with long ng for the . haunts of long ago. Leap the heavy hearts In greeting to tb old folks far sway; And the Yule-log, blithely burning, guides me wanueters return ng, When they speed their footsteps home ward, as they do ou Christinas dayl "Bedeck the walls with greenery, tbe livery of Yule. (And kiss me once, old wife o' mine, be neath the mistletoe); The berries whlie and red, let them glitter overhead. Is tbe pudding ripe snd ready? Are the glasses all a-row? For they're coming home the children from the world's ungrntle school. As they came In by-g jne Yuletides, ere oul hair was scant and grav; From the corners of the earth, to the home that gave thein birth. They are coming hippy-hearted coming on Christmas day. I fin Unexpected Santa Glaus I ' ' m W . 55 ' OTHER, how ninny years is it since last Christmas V" inquired .Bobby Gray, a youth of about six. of his widowed inothei1, who wai busy, "footing" a pair of stockings. "Only one." said she, with a sigh. The morrow was to be that festive day, and tbe poor womun reflected upon tbe times when It never came round without witnessing comfort and plenty lu her abode. "I don't remember it." aald Bobby. "Do rou. Thomas?" "I guess I do." said hia brother, proud of his superior knowledge he being about nine. "I remember the turkey Mr. Hateii sent us, and the things for the plum pud Ainu Mrs. Johnson gave me, and the pies Deacon Know sent over. Ain't It most time for them to be here this year, moth r?" "Perhaps they'll forget as this year, child," suid the widow. "But we must not be selfish. We must think bow thank ful we ought to be to God, who never for gets us, and who has given us this borne to keen warm in, and keeps us from starving, as so many do." "But It won't be anything like Christ mas If they don't solid any good thing: said Thomas, with a disappointed look "O how 1 wish we were rich. I wish I bad a sled or a pair of skates, like the Headman boys; they have such fun on the ice I", "It would be better to wish for a pair of boots," said Mrs, Gray, looking at the worn-out shoes upon the boy feet. "I wouldn't mind that, if I had a pair of skates, said Thomas, trying to con ccul his great toes, which were looking out of the shoes to see if there was likely to be any change in the condition of the , family. "Do you suppose, mother, you'll ever be rich enough to buy me a pair of tkntes?" "And me, too?" axelaimed Bobby, eag erly. "Me, too, want skates!" cried out Nan nie, a little girl of four years, the young est of the family, engaged in pulling to pieces a rag doll. "Perhaps you will nil go skating one of these days, said tbe widow, smiling; aud they sat down to their meager break fast with an cheerful faces as If tbey bad everything heart could Wish. "Shall we have butter to-morrow?" asked Thomas, bis thoughts absorbed In the excitements of Christmas day. "Yes, do have butter, and molasses!" added Bobby, . "And en uny, too, ma!" insisted Nannie, Blinking tier head very wisely. "Hush, children 1" replied their mother, scarcely able to suppress her tears. "I will do the best I cuu, but we must not expect too much." Too much! She had known far better days than these; hod lived in a larger . and more comfortable tenement than this mere hovel, with but two rooms, ninny of the windows of which were stuffed with rags to keep out the biting wind aud whose walls and floors were rickety with ago. Too much! She bad lost a son, her eldest, at sea, many years be fore, 1 lie death of her husband and of other children had added to the dnrk- ' ness of her lot, tmtil now. though relv lug upon God, she felt fearful apprehen- ' sions of the future, if sickness should also come upon her. " A sudden gust of wind rattling the pane, ami the ticking of snow flakes against them, caused the poor family to look out upon the frozen road and the leafless helds with various emotions. "We are going to have a snowstorm!" "Are we' exclaimed Thomas; and the children rushed joyously to the windows, to watcii trie nrst Bakes driving through the air. "Then there will be good coast ing. Oh, how I wish we hnd a sled, so unit i ami jfobny could coast all day to morrow i woman t there be fun?" LoiUtiu t you buy one, mother?" ask ed the thoughtless Bobby. "One would be enough for both of us, and I could ride Dciiimi. U!, ilol" "And me ride, too!" cried little Nannie, running to her mother's knee and plead ing with ber tiny hands, and enrnest eyes. A ....I....- ... .1.. - . . . .. AiiAiuun io uu Boiueuiiiig io mane the morrow pass happily with them, their kind mother bethought herself of an old worn-out copper teakettle covered with oust in a corner of the room. "Has any boy got an old sled that you could get cheap?" "Jimmy Hartshorn has got a new one and an old one. But he's so stingy he woimui t let me nave the old one with out I paid for It." "Well, take the kettle and sell It, and aee If you can get the old sled for the money; mid then, if It suows enough, you and Bobby can have a good time ou Christmas day." mm mm TEAR MY HAIR; THEY HAIL ME INTHr flfll i-;iirt rvfji m t in Ifa fif iHfv u .Mi l mmmm l In Up , iMrH, II ur NiruTMflbr it unnN itrr nun imiai TFAR MY HAIR. THFY NAM MF IN THF MW HALLWAY AND THEY FLOOR ME OH THEft k STAIR .THFY PRINT IT AN THF TAPDFN f TNM I ' ii i v w I iihhi vii Mil V'llUli N2S. .4u.tV P"P a t V aat . . . a. . i I mm nitY mi it in Mr em- aVOT YOU COIN TO GIVE US FOR CRM IH BLEST WITH MANY CHILDRENjUT DM wmiV IF THAT AWT A WWf MR MF A 601 1) MIN ,Wqut of. which they TAKE A FALL." nnnrr TIITM IM Tilt Ufinmui1 nuh urn is nwil ft IT NIGHT, BUTT DINNER TIME h MLO ME WITH DE TTTi I IT IT ismus Gift! Lmi m ji- .jut-' ,i i nrvimuM it I Miy&i M , WW mmm mm The Ntunt are ajsmt ME AND IN VAIN , TEAR MY HAIR di THEY NAIL ME1 THE HALLWAY 1 .SL" III, IIL 2iS!.- Wjbsnm&m at, a-x."Ksr r.:f.HT.'v.tti,i v-j3Rriai miji ME OH THtjp; VlSTAlB, UHTIL MY KMEE5 i roc Uflwv rt " vv iwrk mv runner ie nau ajiiiw wmw Ml innunl J J PARCHED mH DRY, UNTIL I WISH THAT LAY ME f NTLY DOWN AND DIE! MIGHT 9X?i INCOMES OF ROYALTY. SALARIES THAT GO WITH JOBS AS RULERS. to this single purpose of dlscomlng bow to preserve human Doaies m mo nh so that they shall be as hard as statuary and yet retain tbe lifetime Kor was this all. He aimed to IOHN D. HART. Death of the Famom FUibn.ter .it. ..M ' ' I 1 Many Monarch. Enjny All the Lux- nriea of Abondant Wealth-Car of Russia Reputed to be the Bichest Man in the World. Seventy-four men and two women Jlvlde among; themselves the govern ments of the world. In other woras, there are seventy-six rulers. Of these twenty-two govern as presidents, fif teen as kinds, eleven as dukes and grand dukes, six as emperors, five as princes and five as sultans. Ihere are two khans, of Beluchistan and of Khiva; two ameers, of Afghanistan and of Bokhara; two queens, Queen Vic toria aud Queen Wllhelmlna; one khe- dive, of Egypt; one shah, of Persia; one bey, of Tunis; one mikado, of Jap an; one muharaja, of Nepaul, and one rajah, of Sarawak. Of these august ootentates Queen Victoria and her grandson, William II. of Germany, are the only ones who sport two titles the one queen and empress, the other emperor and king. Tbe most venerable of these rulers Is Sidl All Tasha, bey of Tunis, born In 1817. The youugest head of a na tlon Is Wllhelmlna of Holland, born In 1880, the young king of Spain not yet being seated on bis ancestral throne, In the spring and summer seasous one- third of the birthdays of these poten tates occur, April, May and August be ing the particularly favored months. When It comes to civil lists the em peror of Russia, who Is said to be the richeBt man In the world, can show the largest bank account, 112,000,000 being his yearly Income. This Is no more, however, than some good citi zens of our republic have as their In come! Seven other sovereigns have Incomes reaching the million figure the sultan of Turkey, who has 10,000,000; the jmperor of Austria, who has $3,875,000; Emperor William of Germany, $3,852, 770; king of Italy, $2,858,000; the queen of England, $1,925,000; king of Bava ria, $1,412,000, and the king of Spain, $1,400,000. The king of Spain, how ever, has an additional $000,000 for his family, and- the king of Italy must de duct from his millions $180,000 for his family. The one who obtains the bulk of his Income In the most original manner Is the sultan of Sulu, who raises It by fines. He has men whose business It Is to watch his subjects who are mak ing money, and as soon as a man gets something ahead he Is charged with some crime and the result Is a fine. If a man has amassed $500, for example, he. Is accused of some crime, and to save himself from prison or death must pay a fine of $100. The crown prince Is often sent out to collect the fines. From the rents of lands he receives $5,000 a year, and the United States adds $3,000 In silver to the royal treas ury yearly. The monarch who stands last on the list as reeards his Income is Klna Malietoa Tanu of Samoa. He ekes out an existence on the paltry sura of $150 a month, or less than $2,000 a year. The salary paid to bis predecessor for up holding the dignity of the Samoaa throne was $50 a month, and with this sum he was well satisfied. When the new king, a year ago. came to draw his first month's salary he struck for $150 and got it after going to law about It, The cashier of the treasury, which is now controlled by the consuls of the United States, Great Britain and Ger many, at first refused to . pay the ;t mount demanded. The fact that the king Is drawing such a large salary Is a source of grat ification to his adherents, who expect him to wear a clean calico shirt every day at least on account of his new ac cumulation of wealth. ppnrlT of annnlfiTir rr , c oneo most interesting characters n the i, rebellion of the Cubans against the m of Spain, and did more to suppi, T struggling patriots with arms and am' munition than any other man. IncWen" tally be was a source of Incessant w0, ry to the revenue officers In charm of American ports, from which the t notorious little vessels, the Bermudl and the Laurada, were wont to set sail Nothing had come. forgotten or cared utter disappointment, The neighbors had not for the poor family this year, aud with sorrowful eyes they warmed them selves at the barren hearth, and thought of the next day, and the rich feasts aud joyful sports of their schoolmates. I wish Christmas would never come again, mother!" murmured Thomas, as they retired for the night. "Everybody else will be enjoying themselves, and we can't. It's too aggravating!" "Fie! Thomas; you mustn't be selfish. We must be glud and thankful that we have a home, poor as it Is." Tbe widow awoke with the first faint glimpse of morning, the children still slumbering, and as she looked townrds the window, she saw the figure of a man, apparently asleep in a chair, between her and the light! Astonished, alarmed, she uttered an exclamation of fear. The sound startled the strange figure, who sprang to his feet. Who's there? Who is It" exclaimed the widow, fearfully "Mother! Issued from the stranger's lips, "l't is I It Is Edward! I came af ter mlduight, but I would not wake you." lie sprang forwara as he spoke, and with wild cry of joy, his mother clasp ed him in her arms. It was a long em brace "long as his exile, sweet as his return I And the children, awakened by the noise, united in a cry of fear, till pacified and reassured by their mother, The sun was up two hours ere Edward . "And me. too!" ,.U ',.: .,.:- ura7 a expiaiuea me various causes at her inotlu-r's tn, ' of hls lo" absence. On his return "Well, we will see." I lnl0"u lne umnuers or tus motiier's Thomas was lr.M..t- a .i.v neignoors lu anotner town, ce nau found wv uuuia nuu lA ..1,9 t...,l...4l.. I.. . ... "nnviiu-, i mining up tne irotoD rond as fast as his logs could carry him, that he might complete the covttd bar gain oorore school lime. Bobbv and Nan Hie busied themselves iu drawing uncouth figures on the frosted panes youthful nope uiUKing joy in the midst of destitu tion. ' "Thomas is coming back!" exclaimed Bobby, nftcr awhile. "Tommy tmumin back!" repeated Nan nie. "Has he got the sled?" asked their mother. - "I don't see It," said Bobby. The experiment had proved a failure. Thomas soon entered, crying, with the teakettle. "Jimmy Hartshorn has split hia old led tip, aud when I tried to sell the tea kettle they told me I had stolen it!" "1 wouldn't mind, Thomas. I'll try some other plan to make you enjoy nL..i The widow pressed her boy to her cbing heart, and little Nannie ran up to oner comfort by bugging Thomas, and Said: ." "Dou't ky, Tommy ma give you ap-piel- tt Impossible to obtain any trace of her uutii accident disclosed what he so long had sought. "I am captain now, mother. I have been provident, thanks to your early teachings, and thanks be to God, I have enough means to enable me to assure you mac you snail want no more." And the assurance was a truthful one. so happily made on thnt holy day of re joicing, more delightful to that family than it had ever been before. And to them its every return now teaches that they shall never fail of their reward who persevere and trust lu God. THE CHRISTMAS TREE. It was Introduced Into England by Uneen Victoria' Unaband. U is said that Christmas trees were used to place gifts upon as early as 11132. France adopted the Christmas about 1840, and I'rince Albert introduced It Into England the first Christmas after his marriage. The Queen still keeps up this custom, haviug a tree for her own sifts. one for ber children and grandchildren, and one for the household. Siuee then the custom has become world-wide. The tree of candies is of more ancient date. tree: "The tree Itself, stately and tall, was symbolical of his niajcHty and gran deur; the green, of his godliness and im mortulity; the lights, of his glory, and of the star in the east; and the angel ou top (which was then never omitted), of the angels who gave to the shepherds the words still spoken each Christmas day, 'Peace on earth, good will to men.'" Self-Culture Magazine. . COMPLICATING CHRISTMAS. We Are Widely Departing from the Best Way to Celebrate the Day. Edward Bok writes, in the Ladles' Home Journal, that "there must be some radical and growing departure from tbe right and best way of celebrating Christ mas when each recurring year we hear a larger number of men saying, 'Well, I'll be truly thankful when this Christmas business is over. And they are led to this remark generally by seeing their wives, mothers, sisters or daughters reach Christmas day utterly tired out, with the prospect of a siege of illness as soon as Christmas is over. And it must be con fessed that tills state of affairs exists in thousands of homes. Women themselves frequently acknowledge their satisfaction when the day is over. Now, there is al ways something wrong when we make a burden of our. pleasures. And if one of our sources of pleasure In the calendar's greatest gala day is derived from a feel ing of thankfulness that it is over, there is something askew either in the way we prepare for, or spend, the day." MAN OF THE HOUR. Take Christina Easy. At Chrlstu.Hstlde the thing- to da About expense Is not to s?r. Who misuse low no our. 'Us pImiw The Christmas rash of yesteryear? Chicago KevonL "There Is Jack upon tile ocean (and our wastrel nye was hell Yet I often think yon love h'm somethln? dearer than the rest, See him stand beside the wheel, while the reekllii: fun in' Is reel In the terrors of the tempest, on (he angry breaker's crest; The ley winds are whistling as the good ship takes the sea, But our Jack goes snilllug ever, thro' tin snipping or ine spray; or ne knows that laud is ni-arln? knows uie port to wnivn ne's stcerln?; He is coming home, our sailor, from the Ball Til I'IipIjIiiiAii .1 "O'er the rolling Western prairies, thro' the forest, thro' the farm. Speeds an engine bearing Robin from the Tiueyaru or tne mine; And our Harry, freed from care. Dies the fetid city air. Fast as fust express can bear him, o'er tbe old faiulhhr line, They are coining home, the children, Just to 4ct7i me ttumiruiiH rnarm Of their Jocund youth's renewal of ths season's kindly sway; And we'll greet them at the door, as we did iu uns ui jure When they kissed ns 'Merry Christmas!' coming oorue on vai'lstuias day. is tne curlstmas tree ahlazlng? Are the in ii mi's an in piHvc? or Nell, you know, Is eoraiag with her rosy gins ana oys; And my splr't hankers after happy bursts of baby laughter And the merry niadc.ip riot of the younk ers with their Joys. There's a glory In your een, good w:fe, I glory upon your face; Again the I'ast comes back to you aga'n our balrnles nluy What! a tear! No time for tears, with the jvjr ueiis in your ears, And the ehll-.lr. n coming hom ward on this oiessea const mas rtny. "Hark to slelKhbells on the roadway! they are coming! They are here! rom tie .Nor'land. and the Southland rrom tne Kast and from the Wesl we will scan each loving face, we will feel eaoh warm rmhr&cc' Oar vagrom brood will meet again at p?ace nuuiu us nesi, So fling the doors wide open let them see our inristmas cbeer; Then kiss tne once again, old wife, for oh! my heart Is gay; And our broken voices raise, In a carol fraught with praise. I'nto Him that brings the children brings them home on Christmas d.iy." Orald Brvnan, In Louisville Courier-Journal. Capt John D. Hart, the famou, .. retain the softness and the flexibility of Cuba Llbre flnd despalr7' flesh In life, ana it is repuuwi marine patrol, died at Phiin. '8a .v,ii in Dart, for in bis stuaio, nontlTr Af OTW . tT -vui . among the hard and stony busts, heads, arms, feet and entire ngureg mat ouub were full of life, he bad several hands of women which seemed ai fresh and. flexible as In life, and "ut was confident that he had learned the secret of con verting tbe whole human botly iDto that condition. So careful was he of his process tnai he bought the various mnteriais wnicn he used in different towns and wrapped them' In camphor cloths to disguise their odor, so that not even a guess could be made as to what he carried. He hai among the specimens of hia work the petrified statues of Benedetto Cairoll and Cardinal Sanfelice of Na- Pleg- . . . Besides his discovery proper ne nnu Just one other ambition In life. lie wanted to hold a chair in one or tue universities where he could Impart In a suitable manner some of his Informa tion to bis fellows. Ills friends tried to get for him a professorship. in a univer sity, but failed. To provide bread for himself ana daughter Dr. Marin! offered to take a much Inferior post In the university, but even this he could not get. Sad dened by his poverty and his failure In havlnir his work appreciated, be shut himself up and grew as white as bis , Imim netrified bodies. So he passed the six capt. johh d. hart, agonizing months which preceded his ' for Cuban shores laden wlthariij death. goods for the Island Datriots. The authorities were forced to inter, fere with the captain's traffic, owing to a demand made upon the United States by Spain, which charged that Hart was violating the laws of neutral Ity. He was arrested and sentenced lu March, 1897, to two years' Imprison, ment and what amounted to $5,000 in fines. The brave mariner did not go to Jail for a year, and was pardoned by President McKinley after having served four months of his sentence. In ahls adventurous business the fili buster and his companions were often chased by Spanish war boats, but hs was never caught nor were his fleet ships Injured. In this way he landed thousands of rifles and tons of powder In quiet spots on the Cuban shore. Cap tain Hart leaves a widow and two charming daughters, Laura and Ada Hart, for whom the filibuster boat Laurada had been named. Nothing- to Hold. "Suppose that Father Time were bald." remarked the girl with the illustrated al manac; "how it would interfere with progress." 'In what way?" 'Why. we couldn't take time bv tha forelock." Buffalo Xewa. Saturated. Van Ishe Well, old man. did von rreet Christmas with the proper spirit in your oeartf Ten Broke Yes, the doctor Mid it had soaked in almost everywhere. New York Journal. Appreciated by Political Orators. For some years the talking machine lias played an Important part in the politics of America, where In many In stances tbe candidate has In the retire ment of bis own home contented him self with breathing his political views Into the funnel of a phonograph and allowing the machine to do the rest on a tour, and In the hands of a capable agent. For the unpopular candidate the phonograph as a clockwork ex pounder of political opinions Is an un mixed blessing. The hostile constitu ency may roar Itself hoarse with un friendly criticism, it may refer to the candidate In every unpublished term Imaginable, it may even want to throw antiquated vegetables at blm, but the machine, deaf, blind and Impervious. will go right along, steadily grinding out its proprietor's views on the war Br the youthful offenders' act without even pausing to say: "Gentlemen. I am much touched," when a retired egg oreaKs mipotentiy inside the funnel. By a simple contrivance the phono graph may be made to register the feel ing of the audience, so that when the meeting is over the records can be sent bnck to the candidate, who reproduces the proceedings and perhaps feels srratined that be did not attend in per son. HE DIED WITH HIS SECRET. .Van W ho Discovered How to Petrifr n i . v i . . "tier mo caieu rrocess. Carrying with him his secret of Detri- fying a corpse and giving it for all eternlty tbe flesh color of life. Dr -uariui. tne Italian, is dead. His secret can be kept no more surely now that he has taken it with him than he kept u in nis meume. tie lived only with his daughter, and he did not allow her to know the slightest about the won derful process. Like ail inventors, he fmpoverisnea niuiself and what there was of his family in his devotion to the one object of his life. His death iu Na ples was of that terrible disease, cancer or the Intestines, aud the slow agony drew out its attenuated length for six months. He died only with his daugh ter, for he refused to see the few friends that he had. He left to bis daughter nothing whatever, unless the name of "crank" can be considered that good name which is better than silver and gold. Dr. Marlni was born in Sardinia. For forty years he had given day and nignt At the close of a performance given as a benefit to John Brougham, the actor and dramatist, one of the audi ence threw upon the stage a purse of gold. , Brougham picked It up, and, af ter examining it, said: "Ladles and gentlemen, circumstances compel me to pocket the Insult; but" (looking grim) I should like to see tbe man who would dare to repeat It!" A party of Americans were sitting on the upper deck of a Rhine Eiver boat, enjoying the charming scenery. One was reading aloud from a gUlde-book about the various castles as they came Into view. Just as the boat was pass ing one of the finest old buildings, a woman In the party exclaimed to her companions: "Why, that old castle la Inhabited. See, there are blinds at the windows." "No," said a man standing by ber side, "those are the shades of their ancestors." During Lincoln's second presidential campaign, John J. Janney, of Colum- bus, Ohio, went to see the President at Washington. In the course of their conversation Lincoln said: "You are going to defeat Sammy out In your dis trict this time, aren't you?" referring to a Democratic candidate for Congress in Ohio. "I understand that Sammy Is a great friend of mine Just as warm a friend as I have. He reminds me of a hog that old Sam Brown had. It got out and was gone for some time. Sam could see where It had 'been rooting along the creek, and he said one mora ing to one of his sons that the boy was to go along one side of the creek 'and Brown himself would go along the oth er, 'for I think,' said he, 'that the hog Is on both sides Of the creek.' " When Marlus Dahlgreen, the artist. left for Nome some time ago, to seek bis fortune in the gold-fields, he decided to take a varied supply of paints and canvas with him, so that, should the nuggets fail to materialize, he might put In his time profitably lmmortallzinii the plcturesaue mining camp with his brush. These dreams were shattered, however, when uauigreen's party landed at Tort Clar ence, for on attempting to put together a small boat with which they had pro- viuea memseives, it was found that the dishonest or only careless ship-build er naa forgotten to Include the white lead in the boat's fixings. How to calk the seams without it at elehtv miles' distance from Nome civilization was the question. At last the Goth of the party suggested the artist's paint-box. and with tears the sacrifice was made, the "landscapes of the future" decor ating the Insensate seams of the little craft. Henry W. O'Melveny, of Los Arise!. had a unique experience last week at Madera, where he arrived at mlilnicrhr dirty, unkempt and unshaven, after a ten nays' nshlng trip In the Interior. After settling down in the desertPit Bt. tion, to await the arrival of the Los Angeles train, O'Melveny decided to purcuase nis railway ticket before the uck winaow opened. Only a week before the railroad agent of. a nelgh- "onug station naa been robbed, so when the traveler opened the side door oi me iicuet room and walked In, the Madera agent instantly sized him as a road agent, and, drawing his gun held It in his right hand, whu ruux,,l left he drew his money from the draw- auu, turusting it into the open safe slammed the door. Thpn ' O'Melveny covered with his revolver ho roa,'lm j . . auu raprea telegraph key for the benefit n, v assistant operator In the next room the single word "tough," while th ...L? O Me lyeny had extracted a twenty-dol- " fT h'! PCket and tested a ticket to Los Angeles. Th .. puue proor n the agent's mind that It was a scheme t Lll open the safe for change ad then rob him. Backing awar as f, tition would pennft, and ho,ding h s revolver ready to n nls h,,t , "Snt was i ui He npsnai-ot. NOT PLEASED WITH ROME. Kansas Cltyan Smashes the Idols la the Eternal City. Here's a Missouri Idol smasher who has the courage of his convictions In the matter of "speaking his mind," at any rate. A Grundy County man who is making a tour of Europe "did Borne" one afternoon a few weeks ago with the following disastrous result, as de scribed In his latest letter home: "St. Peter's disappointed me. It Is large enough, but too light and bare. The Inside is of gray marble, and there Is no stained glass. So it looks like an unfitted art gallery. The famous bronze statue of St. Teter, sitting In a chair, from which the toe has been kissed, w'ould not catch your eye if It were not for the guide book. The great ' Vatican palace is about as pretty as the 'brick row.' It is very old, very Irregular, and the pictures by Raphael and Michael Angelo were an utter dis appointment to all of us. The Slstlne chapel, in which M. Angclo's greatest paintings cover the walls and ceilings, Is a large, plain room. The pictures are all in a dark, purplish gray color, hard to make out and absurd when you do make them out. They remind me of rather plain and faded circus bills with the actors performing on the trapeze. Raphael's greatest pictures are rich In colors, but are not more interesting He and Angelo never saw a naked woman or child, I guess, nor were ever even at Atlantic City. They give chil dren the muscles of a Eoman gladiator or a Barnum strong man. The ruins of ancient Rome are also a great dis appointment, as a rule. With the excep tion of the wonderful Coliseum and" a few more things all the rest are nothing but stone piles, so far as they appear to the common spectator." Kansas City Journal. Tea Culture in India. The east has always been considered the home of the tea plant, China hav ing grown It for centuries, although tn original country of tea is not known. It has been found In a truly wild state In Assam. It may be cultivated in the east, through a wide range from India to Japan. The indastry, how ever, la not Indigenous to India, but rather a child by adoption. It is but little more than a century ago that an attempt was made to cultivate the tea plant in India and It was not until as late as 1841 that the first public sale of tea occurred at Calcutta, which city seems to have ever since controlled the market of the Indian tea trade. Cobwebs Stop Telegraphing. A peculiar but very serious difficulty besets the operation of telegraph lines In the Argentine Republic. The small spider of the variety that spins a long cobweb and floats it In the air, is so plentiful there that the floating webs settle on the wires in enormous quanti ties. As soon as dew falls or a shower of rain comes up every microscopic thread becomes wet and establishes a minute leak. The effect of millions of such leaks Is practically to stop the op erations of the lines, and the govern ment telegraph department, especially in Buenos Ayres, has been put to vast Inconvenience by the cobwebs. A num ber of expedients have been tried, but to no avaiL ; i when his assistant recognized sup: k4ttef anf rapied E tey. Los Anselea inVr... halt .. f " . not , wuu as ne looks." Mutual planations followed. ex- Men are seldom rharifM. tj atomach. on an emp- Russian Orthodox Church. The present orthodox church of Rus sia is divided IntoT sixty-seven epar chies, Including one in , Alaska, and forty-three vicarial seats of bishops. Russia has now 117 archibshops, in cluding three metropolitans, sixty-sev-Russia has now 117 archbishops, in-thirty-nine bishops. - ' Pointing the Way On. "What do you think Miss Popkina d;d when I stayed late last night? "Whatr "She got np and hung an 'Exlf pla ard on th parlor door." Puck.