AN 'AND WIFE LIVE "ON H A WEERra ftAav mkmu or XJOOC AMD nWJLUAM COLS TALCCTT or UU.rAHAUO, LMMAMA. BOCAHFAtV University of Chicago economists who have figured that a man and his wife cnn'llve wrth great frugality on $300 a year are distanced l.y the record of ex-Jud,C William Cole Tulcot, of Valparaiso, lud. That aged Jurist has for several years lived with his wife nl a total expense for liolh of them for food o'jiot more than $1 a week, or $52 for the year. And In spite of this both are now In the best of health, declare that they never felt better nor could work better In their liven, and believe that they have solved the iroblciu of happiness and health In resorting to the plainest of plain living. Though nearly 85 yearn old Judge Taleot work daily in a garden near his house or hJjout the lionise itself, is never III, and Is apparently as tdrong an most' men who are not within a score of years of his age, And Mrs. Talcot, not quite ten years his Junior, though snowy white of hair, has as fresh a color In her cheeks ns n girl of 15, and does every day all the housework about their home. Though the diet on which thl Is ac complished will appear to many people barren of everything that makes the table attractive, yet the two who have long made It their own declared that desire for other things quickly disap peared when they resorted to It, and that they neither want nor need addi tions to It. The rule of their Uhle pro vides In general that their meals shall consist chiefly of cereal products with milk and sugar. They eat generally for breakfast oatmeal imish and milk and sugar. Tor dinner bread and milk ami sugar, and for supper eornmcal mush and sugar. They vary this slightly from time to time with other cereal foods, and when they feel a tasite for it add a bit of meat, for neith er Is a stria vegetarian. For two-thirds of a century William Colo Talcot has been known as a lead er In social reforms In Northern In diana, lie came from the KiMst in 18.'!.") on an excursion trip around t he great lakes oil one of the earlk-s.t steamers. The vessel ran up to the Sault Ste. Marie, then In the midst of the great Northwestern wilderness. From there It went into firec-u Hay. and Its pas sengers beheld along the shores of that beautiful water the virgin forest, In Which lived Indians almost unacquaint ed with white men, save ns they met t 1 AxA tie 4m w ' r U1 $ A f If s' r ( iff A1 trTL, . A kwmcai mujh vitm if "M (? i i n 9M1 Mrlf AN INGENIOUS CALCULATOR. A thincta Invention ftcmnrkiiljle for ItH tlmp.iclty. A calculator remarkable for Its sim plicity and Ingenuity and entirely dif ferent from other maculae which em ploy a series of tapes, has been patent ed by Chow Ling Sl.aug, of Macao, China, and is described In the Scientific American. The device considerably simplifies multiplication and division. Our illustrations show the complete apparatus and one of the tapes em ployed. Upon a base of wood or other materi- 1 guides are secured which form pass ages for a series of endless tapes. lu , our illustration the tapes are desig nated by tne Itomau numerals I., II., , 111., iV.. euv i-.a-li tape is longitudin ally divided Into two columns and into groups of nine numerals each, lu the i lirst group all the figures ate zeroes; lu the second group the numbers "1" to ; are Inscribed; iu the third group the ; number "2" and Its multiples up to "IS" ore wrirten, the units being in the right hand column and the tens In the left ' hand column. Iu the next groups are ; the multiples of 3, 4, 'etc., up to the j multiples of 9, after which the mulll ; pies 1 to 0 appear In the center of the i tape, the division of the tape Into two j columns being abandoned at that point. vwien It Is desired, for example, to find the product of eight times eight thousand four hundred and ninety seven, the tapes I., II., Ill,, IV., are treatment of uiychilJhood was entirely . . ... . , I a1.1l. In rp:id riglu. AS souu as i -- tiueutly uiy mother began a course of j liable work with tne. which never ceas- art until I went n Oxford. I An Odorless Onion. The latest product of scientific propa gation is the odorless onion. Just how an onion can be odorless and still re main an onion Is not explained. To most people the odor Is all there Is of au onion und that Is enough. The elim ination of the characteristic feature of a vegetable of such long and strong standing In natural history ought to be reckoned' among the proudest achieve ments of man. But an onion deprived , Unw i.me ig (he ride from your of that delicious tang and the peue- , p,K.e f() the cltJ.vi nsued the man who tratlng sceut which goes with it, can ; C0'uteiiiplatcd moving, hardly be an onion. The palate which well. It varies," replied the suburb loves onions will not recognize It; call- I a)itp lug a whitened, innocuous, insipid. .-varies? How?" pluted bulb an onion will not make it .yvn ome mornngs we play ns one- , , , i many as ten hands of whist in the No true lover of onions will hall th.s , BUloklng vaF mnl otllt,r mornings not new iuvasioii of science. lie eats Ids . ."-Ptilladelphla Press. OlllOU at (leau or Illgui, in sueuce huu solitude. He rejoices In It and sleeps upon it. The incense of his praise fills the room and soothes him to delicious sleep. He rises In the morning after his sacrifice to pass the day iu purifica tion, to see no one till the sun hath i sunk with Indigestible substances, its; rudiment vegetable can command such j devotion from its votaries. It Is a lux ury and a worship. Shall he yield all this delight for an odorless bulb? Let A Noticeable Coolne Between Them. the descendants of the early French pioneers or the few Americans who had penetrated thus far luto the wilderness for furs. Out through Death's Door they came, and up the lake to Chicago, and from this straggling hamlet across the lake to Michigan City. There where a great city was expected to grow Judge Talcot left the boat and soon after settled In St. Joseph County. He has lived In that vicinity nearly ever since, and most of the time at Valparaiso. Kven In his youth he was a thinker along original lines. Having when a boy been given a scholarship In college by a church educational society, he be came convinced during his freshman year that the creed of the church which was supporting 111 in was narrow, and was founded on myths flnd traditions. lie therefore resigned the scholarship .and proceeded to study by himself. After he came to Indiana the Brook Farm communistic experiment was made and co-operation and socialistic colonics became much talked about. The young Talcot took the lead in Northern Indiana In which there were scattered farming settlements and small towns aud In 1814 gtarted the Philadelphia Industrial Association. Land was secured near South I'.end, about two miles front the original town site, on the river, aud a house and oth er buildings put up. There were nine families of seventy persons In the com munity, numbering cobblers, carpen ters, farmers and men of other trades, and the plan was strictly a Common wealth. All went wcB for a time. The land, however, had been secured from two different, parties, who were at swords' points, and the troubles, be tween these two soon destroyed any no tion of "brotherly love" Iu the phlladel phle community. A big common house had been built for a starter, having a separate .entrance and room for each family aud a common dining-room lu the center, aud there were outbuildings ! ana plans for larger houses, but after two aud a half years of existence the colony finally disbanded. After that Mr. Talcot was elected Judge of the Cpurt of Common Pleas, with jurisdiction over six counties. He held this office fifteen years. He had i been before this owner and editor of the local paper the Valparaiso Vldette and after resigning from the bench again took charge of the paper and con ducted It for thirty years. In the early years he found It necessary often t set and print as well as write the paper. Having been thus In the public eye for three score years, Judge Talcot has come to have great Influence among the people or Porter County. He has kept to his free thought, and Is now leader In the Dr. Thomas branch of the Peo ple's Church in that city. Judge Talcot Is as keen. In putting forth bis reform Ideas to-day as at any time in his earlier life, and In them he has the un qualified support of his wife. The lat ter was for many years a teacher of penmanship lu the "Collegiate Insti tute" of Valimralso, and was a close friend of Judge Talcot and his first wife. "There are two things for people to do to be happy and be healthy," says Mrs. Talcot. "They must live plainly and they must sleep at night Instead of half the daytime. Early to bed and early to rise Is a wise motto and plain living Is another. In our opinion- an expenditure of $300 a year for two peo ple would be gTeat extravagance. To be sure, we have no rent to pay and we have milk sent to us by Mr. Talcot's son, hut even If we had these things to pay for we would not need to spend $300 a year. We do not stint ourselves, but we follow a wise creed by living plainly when we are at home or when on the railroad." Part of the Cure. Mr. Henpeck The doctor says I ab solutely must go away next week for a rest. Mrs. Henpeck Goodness! I can't possibly manage to get away to go with you then. Mr. Henpeck Um-m! I guess the doctor must ha.ve known that. Phila delphia Press. He I can't see for the life of mewhi a woman would rather work In a mill' nery store, for instance, for little 0 nothing a week, than to get good wag,, and good living taking care of mi( one's house. She-Well, for one thing, a hired gin, never has. the delicious Joy of sfllinj some other woman a hat that mnkei her look like a fright. Indlannpolli Press. A Chip. Mark I saw that little boy of yonti to-day.- Borroughs Did you? Think he's lik me? Mark Very much? Borroughs Do you really? - Mark Yes. lie asked me for sorni money. Philadelphia Press. Consistent. Marjorle Clara had eleven dozej siKious among her wedding presents. Marguerite Well, that's the way sh nnd Tom hnve beeu acting for the las) twelve months. Somervllle Journal. Convincing. Amicus So you have another habj at your bouse. What Is he like? Eminent Critic Well, he is not verj Interesting, but he Is mighty cott. vincing. Ll?e. URBANITY A PAYING QUALITY. Instance In Which Courteou, Men ( Have Found l'olitcnex 1'rolltuble. ' Many years ago the lalu Dr. auippon, Of Philadelphia, left his house lu early inorulug and was hurrying down the street when he noticed a singular aud ferocious-looking man, whose ga.u was fastened upon him. With lustluctlve politeness und bouhommle ho smiled, raised his hut and passed on, when sud denly ho heard a shot. Turning ho found that the stranger had Just left Ills homo with the Insane InteiiJIon of killing the first lliau ho mot. He was the first man; but his absolute fearless ness and constitutional as well ns cultl .vntcd courtesy had put tho man off his guard, aud tho next passer-by had caught the bullet Intended for him. That smile aud bow had saved his life. ' When the country was a century younger aud tho Indian was yet In the land, a gentleman upon the then fron tier was hunting with frieuds, got sep arated from them, and completely lost bis way. Every etiort to retrieve his steps led him still further Into the wil derness, and night overtook hi in iu a dense forest. Overcome with fatigue, he lay down under a tree and slept pro foundly. In tho morning ho awoke With a start, with that Indescribable feeling that some one was looking at tdm, nnd, glancing up, ho saw that he Nvns surrounded by hostile Indians, nnd that the leader of the band, In war paint aud feathers, was bendlug over him In uo unliable mood. He took In the situation at a glance knew his Immediate- danger, nnd had no means of averting It; neither did ho understand a word of their language. But ho was self-possessed, knew the universal language of nature, aud be lieved that even under tho war paint and feathers "a man's a man for a' that." He fixed his clear, bold eye up on the Indian, and smiled! Gradually the fierceness passed away from the eye above him, aud at last an answer ing audio came over the face. Both were men-both were brothers and he was saved! The savage took him under his protection, brought him to his wig wam, and after a few days restored him to his friends. Courage, self-command, nnd tact had gained the day. Lipplneott's. Magazine. ney York raised a company which be came a part of the Fourteenth Louisi ana Iteglment. He fought in many of the great buttles of the war aud was noted for his dash and bravery. He was wounded a number of times and arose from the position of captain to that of brigadier general. After the war he set to work to again build up a for tune on the ruins of his once happy home. For some years preceding his death he lived in Natchez and there ac quired wealth and honor. He was not GEN. ZEBULON YORK. An Attte Lawyer npil One of the Con federacy' Kraveat (Senrratm The recent death of General Zcbulon York at his homo In Natchez, Miss., closed the career of one of tha bravest gcuerals of the Confederacy. Oeu. York was also.nu a bin lawyer and a planta tion owner. He was boru iu Maine in but his education hs obtained principally in Southern schools. After graduating iu law from the Louisiana I'nlverslty he opened an othVe in VI dalia, La., agd was soon recognized as one of the ablest lawyers In the State. He invested his earnings In plantations and uegroes, aud soou had, besides his law business, a flourishing Held yield ing a handsome reveuue. When the Civil War broke out Attor- gkv. zenui.ox vona. married until 1&S5 aud his marriage was somewhat romantic. On a bleak January day during the war he met a timid schoolgirl lu Uichmoud, Va., who was destined to become his wife. Their meeting aud engagement had a tinge of romance. The romance was ouly con cluded Aug. 25, 1SS3, when the General led to his Buck Itldge plantation his mature and polished wife, whose fine talent -aud facile pen had loug been a source of comfort and happiness to both. Was Just Common Lying. "The cunning of tho Chinese has been very much exaggerated," said a former sea captain In conversation the other day. "I will never forget my own experience. e had arranged with a promlneut Chinese merchant of Hong-Kong for a quantity of tea, but at the last minute there was a hitch about the delivery of the consigntneut. Ho told me it had bceu temporarily tied up by the officials on account of some misunderstanding about the In ternal taxes. I discovered by accident later on that the lot had been Bold over my head to a chance customer and the tax story was a mere pretext to gain time for the substitution of au Inferior grade. "The tea merchant was a sedate, courtly old gcutleman ami he had told me the outrageous He with perfect calmness, looking me squarely -lu the he would be ashamed and disconcert ed. An American of his standing would have been humiliated and crushed be yond measure. 1 have known men to commit suicide for less disgrace, but he never so much as blinked. He heard me through blandly, made no comment and began to talk about something else. He had told a lie, was caught and regarded the episode as closed." Instinct of Cats. The Instinct of animals In the mat ter of self-preservation is curiously Il lustrated, says the New Orleans Times-Democrat, by the fact that sev eral dozen cats found refuge during the Ottawa fire In a wooden house which, although the buildings on each side were burning down, refused to catch fire and remained intact. Cats have a peculiar gift in this direction, since, In addition to their reputed nine lives, there is a popular superstition that they will only eat what is good for them. This may or may not be a fallacy, hut the Instinct of self-preservation, which Is common to all animals, ex cept, perhaps, horses (who, being very bags of nerves, will during a fire be have with suicidal obstinacy), has beeu proved time and agalu. The rats which, In practice ns well as In theory, desert the ship which Is no longer sea worthy, are a notable example of it; and there are many animal lovers who would not consider it any way extrav agant to suggest that the quacking of the geese In the capltol was due to a knowledge on their part of tho facts that the entry of the enemy would mean the cutting of their throats, while the rouslug of the Romans would earn them a debt of gratitude and per sonal Immunity from the poulterer's shop windows. ml mmmmmiQ ; ; sheet music bans. " M JojLlt ' - r? 1 1, . n ll'fSMlfr 7 5.1E li NOT TO &LA11E IlSTflf flflN BEHIND Jtlf! GUN ife IfiJ J g$ n I THAT OOES.TUUWORW hyW :j:f:j:fjj -" V - I' .lPjl j jjjjlll J r Wwein''Towiw ft wotan's heart' 1 Ntcproowv" pjibWk FAMILIAR SOMJS ILLUSTRATED. A SIMPLE CALCULATOR. Home Folks) Preferred. " Small Margaret had said her pray ers, aud her mamma was tucking hei In to leave her to her slumbers, w hen the child begged that mamma would not leave her alone. "Why, Margaret," said mamma. soothingly, but surprised at this un expected demaud, "you know you are never alone, for God is always with you." "Yes," rejoined the small maiden doubtfully, "I know. But, mamma, I'd rather have some of my own rela tions." Woman's Home Companion. moved until the numbers "8," "4," "0," "7," of -the tapes are on the same hori zontal line, the other tapes being left inv their normal positions. In the eighth line will be found the number "50" on tape I.; in the same line, tape II. bears the number "72;" tape III. the number "32;" and tape IV. the number "(54." The product Is obtained by noting for each tape the number con tained In the right hand column of that tape, with the addition of the number In the left hand column of the next tape to the right. In other words, contigu ous numbers of different tapes fre added. Thus, In the present caso, "2" aud "5" from tapes I. and II. are added, "2" and "7" from tapes II. aud III., aud "4" and "3" from tapes III. and V. The result obtained Is "07.071!," which Is the product sought. The figuring of other products Is readily understood from this example. To multiply by a number larger than 10, the "well-known method of adding the results of partial multi plications Is employed. In division the calculator Is employed to flnd multiples of the divisor aud to do away with tedious multiplication. In dividing 212,425 by 8,407, for In stance, 21,242 Is divided by 8.407. as usual, giving 2 ns the first figure in the quotient; the calculator may be used for this operation, since it shows that 21 (in the thousands) is between the double (16,004) and the triple (25.401) of 8,407. Twice 8,407 is then read off as 1G.004, and subtracted from 21.212, leaving 4.24S. To this remainder Is added the last figure. 5; and 42.4S5 Is then divided by S.407. The machine shows at a glance that 42.485 is equal to 5 multiplied by S.407. The result of the division is therefore 25. others do as they will, he will not. An onion without its odor would be asham ed of itself. Milwaukee Journal. The Home Field Mr. Haywood The paper says that relief will soon reach the ministers in China. Mrs. Haywood-Better let Chlny look after its own ministers while we re lieve our own. Brother Stafford told me himself that he'd only got $12.80 in two months, and the folks that went to his pound party eat up all they took except that drum for his little boy and two cakes of soap. Denver Xews. Buskin's Mother. "My mother's general principles of ; treatmeut," says Mr. Buskin, "were to lu ; guard me with steady watchfulness from all avoidable pain and danger; A Northern lighthouse. The most northern lighthouse Great Britain, the northwest tower on the coast of Shetland, Is built on a rock ! and. for the rest, to let me amuse 200 feet high, the summit of which 1 myself as 1 like, provided 1 was ueith barely affords room for the necessary ' er fretful nor troublesome, buildings. ' "But the law was that I should find " ; my own amusement. No toys of any 4l .o iuv g.rl s popularity ; kind were at first allowed. Nor did I face, without a culver It mv- I 7, I , o-f me met , ever ra:nr,.iiy wisn lor wtiat I was T"l LTlZ' J! 170 i that whenever she visits at their house never permitted for an instant to hone slie insists upou washing the dishes. : for, or even imagine the possession of. such things as one saw in toy shops. I think it should be related that 1 was steadily whipped If I was troublesome, "la ail these particulars I thluk the eurred to me to doubt his word and but for chance we would have Wen heavy losers. When I exposed him lud'juantly before all his employes and stveal foreign residents I supuosed It'a a case of misdirected energy when a young man runs after a girl who doe&u't appreciate bin, How Lincoln Rebuked His Critics. At the White House one day during the Civil War, some gentlemen were present from the West, excited and troubled about the commissions or omissions of the administration. Pres ident Lincolu heard them patiently, and then replied; "Gentlemen, suppose all the property you were worth was iu gold, and you had put It in the hands of Blondiu to carry across the Niagara river on a rope, would von shake the cable or keep shouting out ' to mm, -liionain, stand up a little straighten Bloudln, stoop a little more; go a little faster; lean a little more to the north; lean a little more to the south?' No, you would hold your breath as well as your tongue, and keep your hands off until he was sate over, rne government are carry-1 lug an immense weight. Untold treas-1 ures are in their hands. They are do-! lug the very best they can. Don't i badger them. Keep silence and we'll ! get you sare across." Heart Hanger. "I verily believe Maude has found her affinity in Jack." "Do you, Indeed?" "Yes, you so seldom see her chewing gum any more." Detroit Journal. His Fate. Penner What has become of Sour gall, the critic? Author He wrote a book and was found out. Life. Even Later. He had been talking and talking nnd talking until the poor girl was so tired and sleepy she dlu't know whether it was this week or last week, aud the clock on the mantel was holding up Its hands, either in pity or in protest. Finally it occurred to the young man thtit an evening call had its limits. "Bless me," he exclaimed, starting up suddenly, "It certainly must be time I was going home." "Oh," she said in a dazed kind of a way, "it must be a good deal later than , that." IvV P. A itemarkable Calculator. Diamandi, a native of Pylaros. one of the Greek Islands, seems to be a re- "Where are you going, mv prettv maid?" markable calculator. 1 After a mere "DarlM(1 if I know ask' the calf " she glance at a black-board, on which ' v sai? thirty groups of figures are written, he ! W York WorId- can, it is said, repeat them in any' or-j der aud deal with them In any arlth-1 p- .In Bostn. metical process. It is said that he never I I By-And he claimed that the makes an error In calculations Involv-i Se ! Was eiamiuatically correct? iug billions, and he can extract square h !lH'ond Boy-Yes; and eventually I or cube roots with marvellous rapidity i a . glve b!m two black eyes and a and accuracy. An emineut German ! shS"red ''P! but I respect him, for specialist declared the other day that1 n.e)fo"St for what he thought was these ready-reckoners were idiots. This I r'sllt- 1uck- is not the case with Diamandi, who1 " writes poetry and novels in the inter-' ..r resf!n(' FHHn vals of business, and shows consider- ,v, ZT ' said tbe mannish able Intellectual capacity. E, tuat 1 m very fond of men's ; clothes. You don't like them do voir-" A Chinese Typewriter. ! "Yes, I do." rentieri ti, L,, . ". The Bev Sheffield, a Presbyterian i frankly, "when there's a man iu Them" .mister at Tung Chow, has invented a -Philadelphia Press. A Porch-Party. "Did you have a good talk with the Dwlggses last night, daughter?" "No, ma, we didn't talk; the men quarreled, about politics and Clara and I abused the weather." , Feconsldered. Custodian So you changed yottr mind about taking that flat as soon as you went inside? Portly-Chnnge' nothing. Wasn't room in there even to change my mind I Just backed out. Denver Nep. Proper Precaution. He I'm going to shave myself here after. She-Won't you cut yourself? "No; I won't have my razor shar( enough for that." Those Dear Girl Frieml. Nell See my new shoes. Only $3.98; aren't they good for that? Belle Yes. Isn't It surnrisine that they can sell so much leather for so very tittle money? Philadelphia Record. typewnter for the Chinese language. This maehiue is capable of writing 4.000 characters, which are carried around the circumference of numer-; frui th drugstore." ous lype-wueeis. A Warm Weather Traced,. Ma, I brought you soin w . - --k-w v i cam It requires the de-,' "Oh. how thoughtful tJ. pression of two keys in order to print r wj. vnere a8imPle - -..n'sofastme A lover s quarrel is the sauce that . . 0 811 "own on thT curb- seasous the courtship. IjCnaT m U '-anapol Do Fishes Feel the Cold? There is no doubt that fishes, particu larly many of those who Inhabit fresh water, feel the cold, and that this accounts for their moving in the winter to deep water, when they have the opportunity of doing so. Some fish are much more affected than others by severe cold. Swainson mentions an instance of a number of fine tench hav ing been found dead in a pond, after the break up of a frost, and, as a proof of vitality in other fish, he states that, in northern latitudes, eels and perch have retained their vitality when frozen into solid blocks of ice, and that advantage has been taken of tbe fact to remove them from one locality to another. Fiercest ot All Spiders. There Is a spider In the London zoo, obtained from somewhere in tbe Sou dan, that is the fiercest beast of his kind that ever spread out his legs in a menegarie. The ordinary spider but only four legs on a side. This creature baa Are.