IN MINES AND MINING Auierlcnni Art Not gatLn.d With the Alatka-Canadian Survay-Loi. Good Territory. Skagway, Alaska, July 30. The work of delimiting the provisional boundary in the disputed Alaska-Cam man territory having ben completed lu that part crossing the Dalton trail and touching the Porcupine district, the Americans in the district find that they have lost a larye part of what they believed was rightfully American territory. The survey has been run and the monuments set within the last few weeks by O. II. Tittman, of Washington, D. C, and W. F. King, of Ottawa, and asHistanti, Who have simply followed instructions as set forth in the modus vivendi agreed to provisionally some months ago by Seo retury Hay, on the part of the United Status, and the British representatives, after the adjournment of the joint high commission. The survey and demarkation of the line loaves nearly one-half of the Por cupine gold mines in the British terri tory, and it has been the general opin ion for a long time that the mines iu fact, the entire Porcupine district was on the American side. Much of the Daltop toll road leading to Porcu pine city now lies within Canadian ter ritory also; that is, is on the Canadian side of the iron monuments set on the provisional line. The American miners in the Porcu pine having watched the development of the work of delimiting and marking the boundary, were no aroused over the result of so much mining district being left on the Brits!) side that they were not long in addressing a protest to President McKluley. Copas of the protest nave oceii sent to the chambers of commerce of Seattle, Skagway, San Francisco and Portland, with a request for co-operation. The commission will be in the viciu ity of Skagway a month, delimiting the provisional line on White Pass and Chilkoot Pass. The Porcupine placer mines, it is estimated, will yield f 250 000 this year. Work of sluicing, hy draulicking and other kinds of mining Is carried on in the district. CHANGES TRADE. rirr Minn Kxeltement. Junean has a full fledged placer mine excitement, according to a J vice brought from the north by the steamer Rosalie. When the vessel sailed froi the north July 18, a stampede was to a new placer diggings on Glacier bay about 150 miles distant. Some doubt existed as to the placers really being now discoveries. Not a few believ them to be the diggings found and oper atod many years ago by the llussians In any event the finds are most promis ing. it is cimmeii lor them that an experienced miner can make consider ably more than wages. Folly 200 peo pie, it is estimated, hud gone from Jn neau alone to the scene of the new dis coveries. The bars in the mouth of Glacier bay all are said to contain gold Arivlrni From Ttoin. Advices from Nome received by the Alaska Commercial Company at San Fiauciscojstate that up to July 10 there had been 10 cases of smallpox iu the camp, only one being reported sim July 6. St. Michael has established strict quarantine against Nome. According to the records of the cua torn-house, 114 vessels have entered Nome and 13,437 passengers have land ed, not including those who came down the Yukon river, nor those who lauded troiu vessels which did not report to the customs oflioers. Jt is estimated that from 6,000 to 10,000 persons will winter at Nome. , Idle SI loot Flaking Vp. The Phoenix mine in Greenwood Gulch, one-half mile above the Golden Eagle, and opposite the Don Juan, near Sumpter, Or., is being ojierated by C. N. Chatham and William Sanders, who have a two years' lease from the own ers, C. M. Berry, D. L. Choate, L. M Burnett and C. M. Collier. The -nine has been idle for nearly four years, and the 6-stamp mill and concentrator pot in by O. B. Hardy are a wreck. The mill was run only a short time, owing to bud management, and, though the property could have been sold for $76, O00, it was allowed to stand idle, the owners failing to agree on the method of operating.. There is several hundred feet of tunnels, but these will not be used, the new operators preferring to sink and follow the ore. The ore is of two grades, one carrying black oxide of copper and the other running well in free gold. "Rattlesnake" Jones is the name of a Boise man who engages in capturing the reptiles and selling them , to the Chinese. The Celestials take each rat tier and put it into a bottle of whisky and let it stand for two years. What remains of the snake is then removed and the balance is let stand until it oiannes, wnicn process requires five years. The liquid is then a sovereign cure for rheumatism, says the Boise Statesman. The Chinese claim that it will cure the most violent ease. It takes Beven years in all to wake the preparation ready for use. Korthwcit Not.i. Charles Hatfield, of Dayton, Wash was thrown down on a load of bay by a team's sudden start, in such a way that the tine of a fork passed through bis chin into bis mouth. An X-ray machine has been added to the apparatus of the Moscow, Idaho, hospital. A buyer of cavalry horses has just teenrea 43 at Enterprise and 30 at Wallowa, Or. The teachers enrolled at the summer science school at Pullman, Wash., uumber 190. Colfax citizens have subscribed $!, 000 for the Whitman county fair, to be held iu September. A new flouring mill is going up at iveudriclc. Idaho. It will require 800, 000 feet of lumber. Heavy freight trains are being run on the O. K. & N., numbering as high as 63 cars to the train. The Huntington, Or., jail is empty for the first time in months, it is re ceiving a thorough cleaning. A couple of years ago two Olympta marsh farmers drove a few piles to pro tact "a fish trap location. They were recently paid $100,000, this being ths balauce of $142,000, the price they a&ked lor their fishing cUUui. , tunieroai Favorable Feature. In Bull at. Situation. Bradstreet'ssays: Important chang is in trade and speculation are notably lacking this week, but counter currents f demand in various sections and in dustries lend a rather more than usual ly irregular appearance to the general lituation. Among the notable features jailing for notice are the practical as lurance of an immense corn crop by the recent copious rains in the further (Vest, the continued cheerful reports troni the sections which have gathered ind are now marketing a large winter wheat crop, advices, of continued im provement in tone to the Northwest, with reports of renewals of earlier can celled orders for .fall goods, fairly sat isfactory gains in gross railway earn ings, less weakness in prices of the country's leading cereal products, based apparently on renewed buying for ex port, ana rattier more inquiry lor raw wool by manufacturers. Unfavorable elements in trade prob ably find their chief and greatest ex position in the iron and steel business. mat industry, II possible, seems more depressed than at any time for three years past, and expectations that price declines will be checked by the arrival of finished matter at a cost basis have been disappointed, because this week steel bars have been sold in some in itarices at 1 cent per pound, which is unquestionably below the basis of the cost of raw materials and manufacture. Export business would undoubtedly (xpand if ship room were available. Among other metals tin is locally low er, on freer arrivals, after touching the highest price in 20 years. Wheat, including flonr shipments, for the week, aggregute 2,363,743 buiihels, gainst 3,020,381 bushels lant week. Business failures are smaller, num bering 183 in the United States, as compared with 202 last week. PACIFIC COAST TRADE. Seattle Markets. Onions, new, l'ic Lettuce, hot house, $1 per crate. Totatoes, new. 80c. Beets, per sack, 85c$l. Turnips, per sack, 75o. Carrots, per sack, $1.00 Parsnips, per sack, 50 75c. Cauliflower, native, 75o. Cucuui bers 40 50c. Cabbage, native and California, $1.60 1.75 per 100 pounds. Tomatoes $1.60. Butter Creamery, 23c; Eastern 22c; dairy, 16 18c; ranch, 15 Ho poutul. Eggs 24o. Cheese 12o. Poultry 14c; dressed, 14 15c; spring, $3.50. Hay Puget Sound timothy, $11.00 12.00; choice Eastern Washington timothy, $16.00. Corn Whole, $23.00; cracked, $25; feed meal, $25. Barley Rolled or ground, per ton, $20. Hour Patent, per barrel, $3.60; blended straights, $3.25; California, $3.25; buckwheat flour, $6.00; era ham, per barrel, $3.00; whole wheut dour, $3.00; rye flour, $3.804.00. Millstuffs Bran, per ton, $12.00; shorts, per ton, $14.00. Feed Chopped feed, $10.00 per ton; middlings, per ton, $20; oil cake meal, per ton, $30.00. fresh Meats Choice dressed beef steers, price 7Jo;cows, 7c; mutton 7J; pork, 8c; trimmed, 9c; veal, 0 11c. Hams Large, 13c; small, Wl; breakfast bacon, 12c; dry salt sides, i, 'sc. Portland Market. Wheat Walla Walla. 55 56c; Valley, 66c; Bluesteui, 60o per bushel. Flour Best grades, $3.20; graham, $2.60; superfine, $2.10 per barrel. Oats Choice white, 35c; choice gray, 330 per bushel. Barley Feed barley, $14.00 15.00; brewing, $16.00 per ton. Millstuffs Bran, $12.50 ton; mid dlings, $10; shorts, $13; chop, $14 per ton. Hay Timothy, $10 11; clover,$7 7.60; Oregon wild hay, $67 per ton. Butter Fancy creamery, 40 45c; store, 27 Jc. Eggs 17,'eO per dozen. Cheese Oregon full cream, 13c; Young America, 14c; new cheese 10c per pound. Poultry Chickens, mixed, $3.00 50 per dozen; hens, $5.00; springs, 2.504.00; geese, $4.005.00 forold; $4.50(36.60; ducks, $3.004.OO per dozen; turkeys, live, 1017o per pound. Potatoes 40 50o per sack; sweets, ! 2 40 per pouua. Vegetables Beets, $1; turnips, 76c; per sack; garlic, 7o per pound; cab bage, l.'gC per pound; parsnips, $1; onions, iBc per pound; carrots, $1. Hope 28o per pound. Wool Valley, 15 16o per pound; 'astern Oregon, 15 16c; mohair, 25 per pound. Mutton Gross, best sheep, wethers and ewes, 854c; dressod mutton, 7 o per pound; lambs, 6,j0. Hogs Gross, choice heavy, $5.00; light and feeders, $4.60; dressed, $5.006.60 per 100 pounds. Beef Gross, top steers, $4.00 4.50; cows, $3.504.00; dressed beef, 6i a per pound. eal Large, 67:c; small, 8 s'o per pound. Baa Fraaausa Market. Wool Spring Nevada, 18 15c per pound; Eastern Oregon, 10 15c; Val ley, 18 20c; Northern, 10 12c. Hops io crop, 11 loo pa pound. Butter Fancy creamery 2322?'c: do seconds, 2121c; fancy dairy. 10c; dosecouds, 16lSo per pound. Eggs Store, no; fancy .ranch, 22c. Millstuffs Middlings, $17.00 20.00; bran, $12.50 13.50. Hay Wheat $6.50 10; wheat and oat $6.009.50; best barlev $5.00 .00; alfalfa, $5.00 6.00 per ton; straw, 2540o per bale. Potatoes Early Rose, 60 75c; Ore gon Burbanks, 80c 00; river Bur- banks, 8565c; new, 70c$1.35. Citrus Fruit Oranges, Valencia, .768.25; Mexican limes, $4.00 00; California lemons 75c$1.60; do choice $1.76 2.00 per box. Tropical Fruits Bananas, $1.50 50 per bunch; pineapples, nom inal; Persian dates, 6k 6o pet pound. A most remarkable case of migration among birds is that of the plovers, which start from Nova Scotia and go to the northern shore of South America in practically one continuous flight Comparatively few of these birds rest at Bermuda and the Barbadoes. In some interesting experiments by tngiisn botanists, "sleeping" plants, or those which Lad taken their nocturnal position, were placed In a dark room. un awaking" next morning they took In the darkuess their usual positions by day, even when that position had been made obliquely by one-sided illu mination, Studies of the zodiacal light made at sea lead J. P. Bayldon, formerly of the British navy, to remark that the air over the Pacific Ocean appeafs clearer and better adapted for celestial obser vation than that lying over the Atlan tic Ocean. Honolulu is admirably situ ated for clearness of air, and It may become an Important outpost in astron omy. It has already been selected as one of the chief points for the study of the vibrations of the earth, Water rises in an artesian well be cause the source of supply Is a porous rock stratum which lies at a higher level than the welL Although the difference in height may not be notice able, It Is always the case that there is a rise of ground off to one side, and the wtiter accumulates In some porous luyer somewhere up the slope. Its weight exerts a pressure at the point where this stratum Is tapped, and the fluid seeks to rise there to the same height as its source. Capt. G. 3. Shelley, an English oral thologlst who has devoted special at tentlon to African birds, says that Africa may fairly claim to be "the metropolis of song-birds." It is the winter home of a large proportion of the most attractive small birds of northern Europe, including the night lngnle, the swallow and many of the warblers, and the bush resounds with their melody. Africa also possesses a grent number of remarkable and beau tlful birds of Its own. Among the curiosities of migration among birds Is that of the bobolink. which originally nested in the Eastern United Statrsand wintered In valleys of the Amazon. Now these birds have ex. tended their summer distribution west of the Rocky Mountains. The birds which nest in the far West do not go south by the shortest route along the uocky Mountains, but fly eastward to the original summer area of the spe eics, then south by way of Florida, cuua and eastern Yucatan. iierore the iiioioglcul Society in Washington recently II. W. Olds pre scuted the results of his studies of bird music. onderful as it seems, he said. It Is a fact that some of the birds use the human musical scule. He showed by examples how the songs of certain birds are unmistakably governed by i ne intervals that compose our scale, sometimes bird musicians, like their human compeers, wander from the key, lie thought that there was no escape rrom the conclusion that birds are sub Jeet to a musical evolution which par allels our own. The application of scientific lrrlea Hon methods has recently given a new f beauty and grace had spread afar, and their bands were sought in marriage by two of the bravest of the young bucks. One day there came two rivals of the Cayuse braves from another tilbe two daring young Bannocks from Snake Elver. Now, the young rtdskin who steals his bride from an other tribe is held in great honor by his clansmen, and If he can capture the daughter of a far-away chief be Is more apt to become some day a chief tain himself. So the two Bannocks were very adroit For many days as guests they smoked the great pipe with Chief Cougar Shirt. Not wishing to arousy the Jealousy of their young hosts, they looked not on the chief's daughters. But when one day, when most of the Cay uses were out hunting and Cougar Shirt lay asleep, the two Bannock braves each seized one of the twins, who had strayed from their tepee, and mounting ponies galloped away with them. Shrieks of the pris oner maidens awakened their father. He knew what their cries meant, and taking down a horn he summoned his warriors to the pursuit This was use less, for their ponies, tired from the day's chase, could not catch tho fresh er ones of the Bannocks. When these two braves reached home with their enptlvea they were married to them with great ceremony. Chief Cougar Shirt, Indian-like, vow ed revenge. He sent runners to the neighboring Umatilla and Walla Walla tribes, whose chiefs soon met the Cay uses in a council, at which the three nations formed an alliance and de clared war against the Bannocks. But before the Umatilla s and the Walla Wallas could Join their allies the Ban nocks, 1,000 strong, had almost exter minated the Cayuses and returned home. The medicine man of the Cay uses attributed their defeat to the twins of Cougar Shirt, and since that time till Tox-e-Iox and A-lom-pura come, two and a half years ago, no twins born to the tribe have been allow ed to live. HER ONLY INDISCRETION. XI r. Uladatone Never but Once Be trayed Knowledge of State Secrets. iTobably no more Ideal relations ever existed between a married Dalr than those of the late Mrs. Gladstone and her distinguished husband, ihroughout his long career in public life she was his confidant and adviser, and was Intrusted with the weightiest secrets of government It is said that when Mr. Gladstone became a cabinet minister he said to his wife: "Now, my dear, shall we agree that I shall tell you nothing so that you can say nothing, or shall I tell you everything and you agree to say noth lng?" Mrs. Gladstone chose the latter alternative. Thereafter her husband related to her everything that went on In the cabinet and she never told any tning except once. At one time two ministers were din lng at Hawarden, and some reference was made to a cabinet matter. Mrs. Gladstone started to say something which revealed the fact that she knew the secret In an instant there was flashed upon her from the brilliant eyes of her husband one of those im perious glances which cave to his usu ally benignant face a truly command lng mien. airs, uiaastone was so- airttated bv ner momentary sup that her usual com posure deserted her. When the dinner was over she went up to the drawlnz- roora ana naa a good old-fashioned cry. Then she wrote a little note of apology development to rice culture in south- an(1 8eQt down to her husband, and western Louisiana, as explained in a "the incident was closed," to quote the language or diplomacy, bulletin of the Department of Agricul ture. Rice requires wet lands, but on such lands harvesting machinery can not be used. The difficulty has been met by flooding the dry prairie lands during the growth of the rice, and then draining them, by a system of pumps, canals and levees, when the crop is nearly ripe. On the drained lands St Is possible to use reapers to harvest the lice; thus the" cheap labor employed in foreign rice-growing countries can be met by American machinery. HAPPY MOTHER OF TWINS. Caruso Indian Woman Is Proud of Her Duplicate Babies. HIm-ye-an-hl-hi is a Cayuse squaw who has the distinction of being the mother of the only pair of twins in the tribe. It is the custom in her tribe to slay all babies that come in duplicate, and the woman, known as White Fawn, Is proud that an exception has been made in favor of her offspring two little daughters, as cute as Indian babies can be. When she rides Into rendleton, Ore., near which the reser vation of her tribe Is located, she lays them across her horse's back, one on each side, like a pair of saddlebags, and no whimper Is heard from them as i ... 1 1 -aw r TWINS OF THE CATIBC TRIBB. the pony Jogs aloug over the rough and rugged road. It is said among the Cayuse Indians that the two daughters of Chief Qul-a-ml som-Ueeii (Cougar Shirt) are the only other twins ever reared by the Cayuses. They were born long before the paleface had trodden over the hap py valleys of the red man, when upon the mouutalus there roamed the grizzly aud the wild goat; when the streams were full of flshes, and when the native bunch grass grew knee high aud made good pasture for great herds of ponies. These twin daughters of Cougar Shirt, relates a correspondent of the St Louis Globe-Democrat, were won drously beautiful and when they bad grown to womanhood report of thalr Death, Ago of Presidents. George Washington died at 67. of in flammation of throat and lungs. John Adams died at 91, from senile debility. Thomas Jefferson died at 83. of chron ic diarrhoea. James Madison died at 85, of old age. James Monroe died at 73. of eenerai aeointy. - John Qulncy Adams died at 81. of i I'mai nib. Andrew Jackson died at 78, of con sumption and dropsy. Martin Van Buren died at 80. of ca- tarrh of the throat William Henry Harrison died at as. or pieunsy.. John Tyler died at 72, of bilious at- tacK. James K. Polk died at 66. of cholera ana weakness. Zachary Taylor died at 66. of choler morbus. Millard Fillmore died at 74. of Darn 1 v. SIS. . transim rierce died at 65. of in. nammation or the stomach. James Buchanan died at 77. of rheu- matlsm and gout Abraham Lincoln died it'!i&iiii. slnated by J. Wilkes Booth. Andrew Johnson died aM7. of oaraiv. - - BUI. ) Ulysses S. Grant died at 63, of cancer of the throat Rutherford B. Hayes died at 70, from paralysis of the heart James A. Garfield died at 49, assas sinated by Charles J. Gulteau. Chester A. Arthur died at 56, of Brlght's disease. Moat Costly of Known Feathers. The tall feathers of the feriwab, a rare member of the family of para dlseldae, or birds of paradise, are the most expensive known. Indeed, iu price may be called prohibitive, for the only tuft existing in England-proba-bly In any civilized land-was procured with such difficulty that It is considered to be worth $50,000. It now adorns the spex of the coronet worn on state occa sions by the Trince of Wales. Trying to Restrict the Franchise. A proposed franchise act In Manitoba prohibits voting by persons woo are unable to read and write the English language. This provision is aimed at the newly arrived Galaclans and Douk hobars, who are disposed to retain their former language and customs, and who are said to be undesirable citi zens In other particulars. Not Strong; Enough. "No,w she said, regretfully, "i not strong enough to run a se:; iuachlne. Why, it just about uses me up to make a century run." Chicago Post Do not stone the baby when van rock the cr&dl u!QHT AS CURE FOR MEASLES, Experiment f how that eunabine Will Alleviate the ( ererlty of Dleease. Kecent experiments Indicate that the tun may be a potent remedial agent m tha nana nt narmna attacked with imallDox. scarlatina and measles These experiments were made by Dr, Finseh, of Copenhagen, and Dr. Lnai Iniere, of St. Mande, and so novel were they that they have aroused a good deal of discussion among the members of the Academy of Medicine In Paris, Dr. Chatinlere a short time ago treat ed twelve children who had measles according to this new method, which Is scientifically known as photothera pie. Bed light was the only cure which he used, and this be made serviceable In the following manner : On the win dows of the sick rooms he hung red curtains and on the table near each bed he placed a lamp which gave forth a red light He acted thus because he felt satisfied that the Irritation of the skin in cases of measles Is due to the chemical rays of the solar spectrum, or, iu other words, to the ultra violet rays, and not to the so-called caloric or heat rays. If this were not so, how ac count for the fact that the pustules and scars are esneclally dep and marked on the face and bands, which are the very parts of the body that are most exposed to the solar rays? The result showed that be had nat erred in ar riving at this conclusion. His little pa tlents rapidly regained their health, and the virtue that lies In red curtains and red lamps Is being extolled by many physicians. Impressed, like Dr. Chatinlere, by the fact that the Influence of the solar rays is especially manirestea on me faces and hands of patients, Dr. Fin- sen conceived the Idea ol subjecting persons suffering from smallpox to the Influence of ultra-violet rays, which reached them after the light had been filtered through thick red curtains, The result was that the little vesicles or bladders gradually disappeared and the patients did not suffer from the customary fever and, furthermore, were not pockmarked. The ultra-violet rays, Indeed, In the case of these pa tlents produced practically the same effect as the red light In that of Dr. Chatinlere's, the most notable tokens' of their efficacy being the absence of fever and restlessness and the gradual disappearance of the eruptions before coming to maturity. It was also no ticed that the rays had a marked effect on the maladies in so far as they at fected the bronchial tubes. Dr. Flnsen's method of cure has been Introduced Into France by Dr. Larat and Is being used not only In cases of smallpox, but also in cases of certain forms of skin diseases. ORIGIN OF CONFECTIONERY. Teade of Confectioner an Offshoot from That of Apothecary. The modem confectionery business is a very large one, and It is of old stand lng. If we wished to trace it to its origin we might have to go back not far short of 500 years. It Is about five con turles since sugar was first Imported Into this country, and it Is probably not much less than that since "confections" began to be concocted. They first ap peared In a medical form. Apothecar ies, whose potions were at one time very generally supposed to be efilca- clous just In proportion as they were horribly nasty, took to the newly im ported sugar as a means of mitigating the nauseougness of their doses. They mixed their drugs with it and coated their boluses. That seems to have been the origin of the sirups and medicated candies, the cough drops and lozenges of one sort and another that are now so largely in demand. They were orig inally concocted by the doctors, and for many long years all sorts of "lollipops" were medicinal only. Sugar was too dear, and the generality of the people were too poor to permit of Its being eaten for Its own sake alone and as a mere luxury. Somewhere about a couple of cen turies ago, however, there began to ap pear a new development of the apothe cary's art. "Confections" began to be made more or less apart from any medicinal purpose, and merely because people liked them. The confectioner's business began to evolve as an offshoot from the profession of the apothecary and eventually became altogether a separate thing, though the common origin of the two Is still Indicated by the sirups and pastiles and troches pre scribed by the doctors and the "drops" and lozenges and other things sold among the sweet stuff of the confec tioner. Chambers' Journal. Electric Light tFurnishes His Meal. In a hole in the stone retaining wall of a lawn at the northwest corner of Prospect avenue and Independence boulevard lives an unusually large and well-fed toad. An electric arc light hangs over the corner, and at night it attracts myriads of bugs and flies. It is then that the toad leaves his hole and hops out across the granitoid walk to where the insects, blinded by the light, fall upon the pavement and crawl around. The toad sits, his eves snar- kllng in the electric light like beads of Jet, till a beetle or a moth falls near him and then he hops cautiously near to it His long, red tongue shoots out with the quickness of a flash and the Insect disappears down his throat. It takes a good many bugs to make a full meal for this toad, and often he Is on the pavement for more than an hour. The toad is there every night and passers-by stop to watch him. He keeps out of the way of pedestrians, and when he goes back to his crevice In the stone wall he moves lazily and with short, self-saltsfled hops. Kansas City star. 0U BUDGET OF FUN. HUMOROUS SAYINGS AND INGS HERE AND THERE. DO. Jokes and Jokelet. that Ar. Supposed to Hav. Been Recently Born-Sayings ad Doing-, that Ar. Old, Cnrlou. and Laughabl.-Th. Week'. Humor. Little George, who lives In a hand some bouse on a fine avenue, had been reading the biographies of Horace Greeley, Abraham Lincoln, George Peabody and Gen. Grant Laying down the book with great impatience he ex claimed, "If we were only Just poor there might be some chance for me. Make, a Dlfferenco. Teacher Take your seat at once, you naughty child. What do you want t Ethel But please, Miss Smith, mam ma told me to ask you to come to tea this evening. Teacher Whv. certainly, my dear, You are a very obedient little girl. The Natural Inference. Mrs. Whyte We have had that china teaset now for nearly fifteen years, und only one piece has been broken so fur. Mrs. Greene Yes, but don't you find It Inconvenient sometimes doing your osrn work 7 Somerville Journal. Applying the Rule. Robbie was a very vindictive little fellow, always watching his opportunl ty to "pay back" for all wrongs, real or Imaginary. His mother had many an earnest talk wuh him about the golden rule, but he would always reply; "Yes, mamma, that Is just what I am doing. You see when Ted strikes me, then that is Just what he would have that I should do unto him, so I ought to pay him back." Wasn't Sore About It. Guest Say, waiter, this steak must be at least three weeks old, Isn't It? W alter 'Deed, I dunno, sail! I'se only been beah a week, sah. All Phe Noticed. Detective Did you see a man and woman driving past here in a buggy about an hour ago? Mrs. Blank Yes. Tt il at. . ... xeiecuve au, were getting on track of them! What kind of a horse was it? w r mi. ... oirn. uiann iney were driving so fast I didn't notice that. But the woman had on a Scotch mohair and wool jacket of turquoise blue, last year's style, with stitched lines. white pique skirt with deep circular Bounce, a satin straw hat, tilted and rather flat, trimmed with hydrangeas and loops of pale blue surah, and her nair was done up pompadour. That's an I had time to see. Chicago Tribune, A Necea.ary Precaution. Wife Are you going to shave, dear? iiusoand yes. Wife-Just wait until I take the Dar- rot out of the room. I don't want her to learn any bad language. New York Journal. He Got the Job. Thing. He Could Remi.- Tourist-How many children A you, Mr. Green? Farmer Green u fuIly)-Well, now, I dunno 1 There's Bob, an' Jack, an' AllCfs!' how many children are there? Gren-Seven; five boys and two Tourist-A fine family and a finM.t vu,c a large stotl nresume. Farmer A vol t. 1 - in H ViaaH nf nsttlo Q . 1, utuu "iti.c, u uuiks, isi sheen, 27 pigs. Then, there's 315 geese, is'.' kevs an' lust 2.rif rWlo 'rv,. 1 1 VI all, Fhy of Material. Maud How do you like bathing suit? ity Maud's Papa-Judging from its J y I should say you must h,. 'PC chased the materlnl fit fl Pan....-. . --iuuttini, Philadelphia Record. Financial Position of Royal Ladies. ine irincess of Wales has f 10,000 a year as pla money, and if the Prince were to die before his august mother, the process would have 40.000 a yeat as Princess Dowager of Wales. Oupmi A-!i!ilde. wife of William IV, had 40.- 0J0 a year while her husband w. King, and as Queen Dowager she wai allowed 100,000 a year, the greater part of which she spent in charities. If the Duchess of York had the misfor tune to become a widow while holding her present tide her financial position would be a Tery trying one, as no offi clal provision has been made for such an emergency, and she could claim na Axed Income. "So ye want a any thrashing" I should say so. eleven children." Job, eh? Ever done I'm the father of Her Idea of th Oni. . - "Do you have the Iceman weigh the vc iu juur presence, Sara?" "No, Richard, I don't: I save tfm n,i ettle the whole business by weighing A ShocHnnr Tra. "Flossy and I can't be together at all wjia cummer. "Had a falling out? "No; but we accidentally got shirtwaists exactly alike." a lot of Do A Meddleaome Interloper. Ta-Daughter, I think it u time 1 were asking that young man of yours his Intentions. Daughter-x0 don't you do It you want to cheat m , ' , - ui oi ice cream oda water for the whole summer? Enough for Her. Do you think you can manage with my salary of $12 a week, darline?" h asked after she had said yeT "111 try. Jack," EDe .. what will you do'-PhiL , ?ut North American. Phildelphla TO n Appropriate Plant. D0-- ?pm, "The The Editor-In one of those n'lreon Appearance. Deceptive. MCJigger loung pouter hank.. out his shingle as a lawyer, aud h.1 nuimug iin-ny uuiu, 1 guess. Thingumbob-Why do you think flicjiBgei i saw mm huyinj alarm clock yesterday. lie mm to get up very early lu the morning, Thingumbob Wrong. ne WaWi, for his office, to wake him up whoni, time to go homo. Philadelphia PreJ Two Opinion. "I have my opinion," mi the tj. In the street car, holding to a strap, v a man who will not offer his place t woman." "So have I," responded the man ting in front of her, "but I am toons, as k w vivoo at A Different Effect. Mr. Johnson Dat must 'a Jau'ed u pow'ful, Miss 'Mindy, steppln' offndu cah. Miss Porter Ah hope It 'nln' stopped yor watch, Mistali Johnslng? Mr. Johnson No, lndeedy nit' made huh run fo' nenhly a niin'lt! An Exhibitory Spurt. Mr. Jones What do you suppose p sessed our old horse to kick up and mi away? Mrs. Jones He must have overhead you read that article about his day d usefulness being past. Probably. Haughty Lady (who has purchased stamp) Must I put It on myself? Postofllce Assistant (very polltelj) Not necessarily, ma'am; it will prob ably accomplish more If you put It on the letter.-Tit-Bits. Expert Evidence. "What Is a phenomenon, Clara?' A phenomenon is a man who cii carry an umbrella over a woman irtth- out poking her eyes out or pulling het hat off." Chicago Record. Those Depot Clocks Are Misleading jp TJncle Hiram Gosh, all fishhook!, Marthy, ef my watch ain't lost nigh onto three hours by this here city time. A Frank Father. Green I always tell my boy he ccn't go to the circus If he Isn't good. Whlte-I never do. Green Why not? White Because hewould never gci to a circus unless I lied. Waste of Money. 'I think It was awfully foolish of you to pay so much money for a seat on the Stock Exchange," said Mr Bronxborough to her husband. "Ever; time I come down to see you I alwuy findyou standing up or walking about New York Journal. Where Eeciprocity Fulls. "We ought to have a new hose." "Yes; but those careless folks whs lend us their law n mower would be sure to borrow It and wear it out." Proof Positive. Hix I guess your friend Meeks U coming out on top, after all. Dlx How so? . Hix I saw him purchase a bottle of hair restorer in a drugstore the other day. Chicago News. Floral Monstrosities. A rival to the green carnation is the black rose, to the cultivation of which Russian botanist has been devoting himself for some years. Now that b has achieved success he threatens to go to Loudon aud exhibit the results of bis misdirected experiments. When he arrives he will no doubt be Invited to explain the purposes for which he considers that his sable blossoms should be utilized. Since he can hardly anticipate that they will be employed for table decoration or for personal adornment, it can only be supposed that he intends to recommend them for use at funerals. It Is happily Improb able, however, that English horticu. turlsts will be anxious to disfigure the" gardens by cultivating them, even for that purpose. . ! The City of Hongkong. Hongkong is both a city and an 1st and. It la about twenty-nine squart miles In area. sna rated from the main land of China by a narrow stream, anJ was ceded to Great Britain in lsti Indemnity for what is known as "wf Slum ww,"