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Blood is essential to health. Now ia the time to purify and enrich the blood, and thus give vigor ana vitality, py tanng Sarsaparilla Th One True Blood Purifier. All druggists. H.' Hood's Pills cure all Liver Ills. 25eenta. "Sleep on Till Day," a new song by Anton Strelezki, haa been followed by a oomio song, entitled, 4 Syeep on All Day," which ia said to be more popu lar than Mr. Strelezkis' theme. A SINKING FUND ; Of vital energy la easily and pleasantly replen lshable. Hoxtetter's Btomaoh Bitters is an in vlRorant without a peer, and will speedily in fuse (resh stamina inte an enfeebled physique. Besides this, it averts and remedies malaria, and subdues bilious, kidney, dyspeptio and rheumatic ailments. The nervous derive great Denent irom us use. "Your wife seems anxions to be up-to-date." "Up-to-dateT She's way ahead; she's got a lot HOITT'S SCHOOL FOB BOYS Will commenoe its sixth rear Aueust 4th It is a first-olass Home School and pre pares boys for admission to any Univer sity, or Technical School, or tor active business. Fall information and catalogue can oe naa dv addressing IRA. G. HOITT, Ph. D., , BUBLJNGAMK, CAL, "Are they contemplating wedlock?" "I think so. He gave her a gold bracelet with a padlock ana a carries ine aey." BOW'S THIS ? ' We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any ease of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Hall's uaiarrn uure. , F. J. CHENEY & CO.. Pron... Toledo. O. ' We, the andersigned, have known F. J. Cheney for the last 16 years, and believe him perfectly honorable in ail business transactions, and financially able to carry out any obligation maae oy tneir nrm. est & Truax, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, 0. Wilding, Kisnan & Mabvin, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting directly upon the blood aud mucous surfaces of the system. Price 76o per bottle. Sold by ail Druggists. Testimonials free. Hall's family pills are the best. Gladness Comes IHloocSs With a better understanding of the' transient nature of the many phys i ical ills, which vanish before proper ef . forts gentle efforts pleasant efforts . rightly directed. There is comfort in : the knowledge, that bo many forms of sickness are not due to any actual dis ease, but simply to a constipated condi tion of the system, which the pleasant family laxative, Syrup of Figs, prompt ly removes. That is why it is the only remedy with millions of families, and is everywhere esteemed bo highly by all who value good health. Its beneficial effects are due to the fact, that it is the V one remedy which promotes internal cleanliness without debilitating the organs on which it acts. It is therefore , all important, in order to get its bene- ticial effects, to note when you pur i chase, that you have the genuine arti- ; cle, which is manufactured by the Cali '; fornia Fig Syrup Co. only and sold by ' all reputable druggists. If in the enjoyment of good health, and the system is regular, laxatives or other remedies are then not needed. If afflicted with any actual disease, one may be commended to the most skillful . . physicians, but if in need of a laxative, . nna eliniilri Tin.vA f.ViA rtPRT.. find with thft well-informed everywhere, Syrup of Figs stands highest and is most largely Sed and gives most general satisfaction. SURE CURE FOR PILES , Jubliil ftud ttltud, bleeding or Protruding Pile, yield at w t ! Dr.BO-SAN-KO'8 PILE REMEDY. Siop.ltob ' lug.ibsorbs tumors. A poiluveoure. Circulnrmeiitfree. Prios " Mo. Dtuultu w BU. UK. JiOSAltltO, Phlla Fa. 1 TREATED FREE PonltlT ly Cured with Vegetable Remedies . Bare cured the usan ds of eases. Cure cases pro aounoed hopeless by best physicians. From tirstdost symptoms disappear; in ten days atleast two-thlrdl lall symptoms remored. Send for tree book testimo nials of miraculous cures. Ten days' treatment ree by mail. If you order trial, send 1O0. in stamp lor pay postage. Dr. H.H.GHBiBoNS,Atlanta,Ga. Ujoaurdertrlal return this advertisement to us "S. H. &M. or., Nothing!" That's the stand to take with your dealer on the BIAS VELVETEEN SKIRT BINDING " ' '-. question. ' If he will not supply you we will. " Home Dressmaking Mads Easy," a new book by Miss Emma M, Hooper, of the Ladles' Home Journal, sent for 25c, postage paid. S. H. & M. Co. , P. O. Box 699, N. Y, City, uTH H lUUU U DTIUlh It? O BntA H stmaaHsIa SMSMSMSSlMBhSeilSaBBJMSPSJn Li - v rv MRS. WINSLOW'S ssyrupq;: - FOR CHILDREN TEETHINQ - ' , For nale by all UniffffijU. OuU ft bottl , 1 lA llUHrS HHtHt SJ.L tLSt rMLa. I . Tutos uooo. use R.I J A. crematory la being ereoted at Liverpool, making the third in Eng. land. The other are at Manchester and at Woking; there is also one at Glasgow. .Woking had 150 crema tions in 1896, making ita total num ber 788. In 1894 there ' were In all 1,977 missionaries in China 869 men, 663 women and 646 single men. Of these 1,080 were representativea of British, Irish and Canadian aooieties, 813 of American aooieties and 85 continental sooieties. ' CAPT. BENSON'S STATEMENT A REMARKABLE AND INTEREST i ING CAREER. A Member of the First Kentucky Bat- tery Who Was In Twenty-Seven Hard Fought Battles. From the Capital-Journal, Salem, Oregon. Salem, Or., can boast of no better known private citizen than Captain William Benson. To the old resi dents, as well as to the sohool children, his figure is as familiar as that of Mt Hood or the state capital. Captain Benson, of the First Ken tucky battery, detaohed from the 113th Illinois infantry, is now seventy-four years old, and has taken part in twenty-seven hard-fought battles, besides a great many interesting skirmishes. He ia pensioned for injury in the breast, from oonoussion of a shell, and for a wound in the right shoulder, caused by leaping from a car while be ing taken as a prisoner from Anderson ville to Pine Forest. For the past twen ty years he has suffered almost con tinually from malaria and shortness of breath, and has been afflioted with rheu matism in the, legs and shoulders to anon an extent that he had not seen a well day in all that time. He was also afflioted with constipation and piles. , Eighteen years ago Mr. Benson removed from Illinois to Oregon, on aooount of his failing health, and since the olose .of the war has not been able to support himself by manual labor, and has had almost constant medical attendance by physioians of all the dif ferent schools of praotioe. To aee him now, tipping the soales at 310 pounds, enjoying regular ' health, his cheeks mantled with a fresh, rosy complex ion, walking off proud and erect, with a fresh, firm, vigorous step for a man in his seventy-fourth year, is enough to make one believe in the possibility of Ponce de Leon's fabled Fountain of Youth. Captain Benson is not only a hero of the Civil War, but a man . worth con siderable property. He says he would part willingly with his interest in all his earthly possessions rather than be plaoed back in the debilitated oondition where he lingered for a score of years. "I suppose," said he, laughing, that what yon are after la , an adver tisement for Pink Pills, but I want to say that I am very glad to give yon this testimonial, as I am convinced it will relieve a great deal of suffering, if it can become widely known. I am firmly oonvinoed, after an experience of over fifty years with both patent medicines and physicians, that if every family could keep these Pink Pills in the house they would never need a dootor. , "I have paid out over f 1,000 for doc toring with the best pyhsioians at Salem, but not a cent for myself since a year and a half ago. It waa then that I first heard of Pink Pills. I got the first box at a drug store, and had not much oonfidenoe in them when I began to take them. I took one box before I got muoh benefit, but by the middle of the seoond box the pain In my breast began to disappear, and the rheumatism in my - shoulder went away. The shortness of breath was alleviated, and I began to sleep like an infant. For the first time in twenty years I realized the luxury of sound sleep, and my system began to recuperate "By the end of the third box it had taken away all my rheumatism and stiffness in , the musoles and joints, and I began to feel as nimble as a boy, and oould do as good a day's work as ever, but for my wounds. I enjoy the best health I ever enjoyed in my life. My natural weight increased from ten Mr. a, H, Cransby, of Ko. 1E8 Kerr Bb, Memphis, Tenru, Writes that his wile had can cer wnicb had eaten two large holes in her breast, and Which the best physicians of the surrounding oountry treated, and pronounced in curable. Her grandmother and aunt had died of - and when told this, the most eminent specialists of New York, under whose treat ment she was placed, de clared her ease was hopeless. All treatment having laUed, she was given np to die 8. 8. S. was recommended, and astonishing as it may seem, a few bottles cured her sound and well. Our treatise on this dis ease will be seat free to any address. SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., Atlanta. Gs FRAZER BEST IN THE WORLD. AXLE CREASE Its wearing: Qualities are nnsumsBsed. actually outlasting two boxes oi any other bread. Free from Animal Oils. OKI 1HK UEVUISK, FOK BALK HI OKHliON AUD , jPJ-WASHINGTON MBKCHANIS-Wl ana ueaiers generally. AGENTS WANTED, Ladies or Gentlemen, in every town, for one of the best selling artiolcs made, Used by every man, woman and child, Fredericks sanitary Tooth Bruah with Tongue Cleaning Attachment. Endorsed by all the leading physicians and dentists. Bond 1 5c. for sample. Retails for 2oo and 60c. WILL & FINK CO., I1S-820 Market street, ban rraaoisgo, vu. Cancer to twenty pounds. My flesh ia aolid and my akin is as clean and fresh as a baby's. . I had tried every remedy un der the sun for piles, but without re lief. At times they were near killing me. Sciatica rheumatism had laid me up in bed for months at a time. Fink Pills have cured all these things, and 1 have not felt an indication of piles or rheumatism for eight months. . People who see me now can not believe that I am the same man. My face looked drawn, my eyes were bloodshot, my skin was sourvied, and I oould not have had a worse appearanoe if I had un dergone starvation on an artio expedi tion. I can now eat whatever I have a relish for, and all I want of it, and it don't hurt me. , . : "I used to be constipated continu ally, ' and I have taken wheelbarrow loads of other pills, but never got per fect relief until I tried Pink Pills. I am now taking two pills a week, and sometimes I go without them for a month, and, as I said, I enjoy continuous good health. I have got rid of rheumatism and everything else. Pink Pills perform wonders. They go to work and fix up the kidneys and baok and the whole system. Three days after first taking them you feel the effect all over. The worst trouble with me was, I had got so 1 could not re member anything. My mind was clouded. A month after I began tak ing Pink Pills I first began to notioe my mind beoorae clear and aotive, and my memory is perfectly restored,, a happy obange from the feeling of stu pidity I had suffered. This medicine ha? fixed me up and made a new man of me. It is only the other day that Dr. Reynolds, Dean of the Salem Medioal College, remarked to me that I waa looking hale and hearty. I said Tea, and no thanks to you doctors. It is Pink Pills that have done it He poo booed at it. , But I know what I am talking about, and he, had to admit what I said." ; (Signed) Wm. Benson. State of Oregon, ) . Marion County, ) 8 Subscribed and sworn to before me this 20th day of November, 1895. ' B. Hofer, Notary Publio, In and for the state of Oregon. Dr. Williams' Pink Pills contain, in a condensed form, all the elements neoessary to give new life and richness to the blood and 'restore shattered nerves. They are an unfailing specific for such diseases as looomotor ataxia, partial paralysis, St. VituB' dance, sciatica, neuralgia, rheumatism, nerv- i oub headache, the after effect of la grippe, palpitation of the heart, pale and sallow compexions, all forms of weakness either in male or female. Pink Pills are sold by all dealers, or will be sent postpaid on receipt of prioe, 60 cents a box, or six boxes for $3. 50 (they ar? never sold in bulk or by the 100), by addressing Dr. Williams' Medioine Company, Scheneotady, N. Y. For lung and chest diseases, Piso's Cure is the best medicine we have used. Mrs. J. L. Northcott, Windsor, Ont , Canada. FITS. All fls stopped free by Dr. Kline's Great Nerve Itestorer. No fits after tbe first day's use. Marvelous cures. Treatise and $2.00' trial bottle free to Fit caes. Bend to Dr. Kline, Ml Arch Bt., Philadelphia, Pa. Tky G heme a for breakfast. An Egyptian Bride. At the marriage in Egypt of Princess Minet Hanen, sister of the khedive, the bride camo in preceded by a woman musician all dressed in white satin. She was supported by two bridesmaids. Her gown was of white satin, but one could scarcely see the material because of the heavy gold embroidery. Her neck and arms were simply covered with diamonds, and on her head she wore a high crown of precious stones, to which was attached her veil of silk and gold. Ou either side of her head were orna ments of gold and jewels, with threads of gold reaching to the ground, of such weight that the bridesmaids had to car ry them. She was one of the most beau tiful women ever seen, and When she was seated on the throne it was a pic ture.' She and her surroundings were beautiful beyond description. When she retired, the khediva stood on the throne and threw newly coined money among the ladies for luck. - A Gifted New Orleans GlrL - Miss Celeste. Groenevelt, a gifted young girl of New Orleans, bids fair to become the greatest woman pianist She was born and reared in an atmosphere of music. Her mother, who is now with her abroad, is a pianist cf note, and her father, Professor G. W. Groenevelt, is a gifted musician, organist, composer and musical director. Miss Groenevelt play ed before Paderewski on his first visit to this country. He gave her work unstint ed praise and advised her to go to Vienna and complete her studies under his old master, the great Leschetizky. She acted upon this advice and lately went to Ber lin to perfect herself. Recently she gave a recital at the Conservatory of Berlin and won high plaudits. She also played privately before the great conductor, Nikisch, who warmly praised her work. A sister, Miss Grace Groenevelt, is a gifted and promising violinist. Boston Woman's Journal. ; Women's Pets. . Most sensible people will be sorry to learn, says Ella Hepworth Dixon that lapdogs are now bred so small that they are often "taken to' theaters arid other publio entertainments" ' concealed be neath their owners' arms. Needless to say that the arm always belongs to a woman, and ti very foolish one at that It is difficult to realize that at the end of a serious, not to say pessimistic, cen tury, there are still people silly enough to want to take their pet animals to theaters and tea parties and receptions. A woman with a dog is always more or less conspicuous. If she is of the spec tacular blond type, she is scarcely a re fined looking object in a drawing room,' reading room or on the street leading or holding a dog. The" dogs would no doubt be happier at home and occasion ally yelp information to that effects FISH CANNOT BE DECEIVED. They Won't Bite at Everybody' HooU liven Though a Dieguias Is Worn, A fishing party had been organized, and Gadsby, who Is an ardent disciple r " the rod and line, had gone ahead on the early train. The later arrivals were hurrying along the road to the stream which was to be the scene of snort. "I wonder If Gadsby has left any fish for us to,catch," said one of them. . "I guess there will be a few," replied another. "I'd have got discouraged long ago If I had been In his place When he drops a line In the water-the fish all seem to turn around and run the other way. Who's that coming up te road, I wonder?" "I dont know. Looks odd,- whoever It Is. Maybe it's an escaped lunatic." But when th? figure drew nearer they recognized It. It was Gadsby. The change that had come over him, bow ever, seemed to fully justify the lunacy theory. He was barefooted, and wore a battered, big brimmed straw hat. A pair of rough, earth-stained trousers and' a gingham shirt completed an at tire which on a man of Gadsby's punc tilious taste was more than mysterious. "What In the name of common sense have you been doing?" asked one of his iriends In tones of the most anxious concern. "Have you gone staring mad?" No," was the reply. "I'm not crazy." "W7hat are you looking like this for, then?" ' "I've been trying to change my luck. I've ieard people say that fish did not possess a great deal of Intelligence. If anybody ever lells you that don't you believe 'em. I came up here ahead of you people to try an experiment. I've seen these country boys get bite after bite, while I did nothing but hang my feet over the water and look so often that I resolved to try a new method. I got these clothes and bent a pin for a hook and baited with a common worm." "And you didn't catch anything?" "hot a thing, except an eel. And as soon as he saw who I was he wriggled off the hook and got away. Those scien tists know a great deal, but when it i rhes to talking about the Intelligence of fish they are away on. I've tried the experiment and I am In a' position to speak. You can't fool .. em.' Detroit free Press." ' Meet the Wrong Murphy. , Francis Murphy, the temperance lec turer, was a good story teller long be fore he went on tlje lecture platform, and during his latest visit in Chicago told a story of his first lecture trip to this city, which Is rather Interesting. Murphy was a young man at the time of the incident and when- It was an nounced that he was to appear In Chi cago a number of gentlemen interested In temperance work concluded to do all In their power to make him feel at home. Accordingly, when the train which bore the distinguished visitor rolled into the station a committee of five men was anxiously looking for the lecturer, about whom they had beard much, but whom none of the party had ever seen. They had been waiting sev eral minutes when a stout man, with a dignified bearing, alighted from the train. - ; "That's he," exclaimed one of the committee, excitedly, and the party rushed over. "Is this Mr. Murphy?" queried the spokesman. Mr. Murphy admitted the soft Im peachment and In a twinkling was in a carriage, with his numerous satchels and telescopes stowed safely In front of him. "You must stay at my house," said one of the party, "while you are here," and the invitation was repeated by every man in the committee, but Mr. Murphy said that he would go to a hotel, and was driven to the Grand Pacific, where he was shown to the best room the house afforded. : On the way to the hotel he was profuse In his expression of delight over the hospita ble manner in which , he had been re ceived. ' - "I was told," he said, "that I would find that Chicago people were the most warmhearted and hospitable in the country, but I was totally unprepared for such a reception as you have given me." v At the hotel Mr. Murphy insisted that the -committee should accompany him to his room, and when the party were all seated he stepped to the bell and when a boy answered his ring gave nim an order 'in an undertone and then returned to his seat. Presently the boy rapped and when Mr. Murphy yelled "Come In" he ap peared with a quart bottle of cham pagne and a box of cigars. No sooner had the guests seen the contents of the tray than one of them said: "",. "Is It possible, Mr. Murphy, that you cro going to drink that stuff?., "Well, I guess we can finish the bot tle between us," answered Murphy. , "But are you not Francis Murphy, the temperance lecturer?" "Not on your life. I'm Joe Murphy, the comedian." r: . , The committee retreated In great dis order. "And all that time," adds Francis Murphy, mournfully, "1 was carrying two heavy grips to a second-class ho tel and wondering where the commit tee was which promised to meet me." Wanted Them to Make Jelly, i ; An Arkansas farmer recently, wrote to an Eastern florist for some electric plant seed "them kind what has such powerful currents. My ; old woman wants to use 'em for makln' gely." Washington Times. The Ballet Mieht. .''I , wonder," said the ' soubrette, "If we will ever be able to fly?': . j "We are able to fly right now," said "the pessimistic manager, "but the ques tion is whether we can" take our bag gage along." Cincinnati Enquirer. Many a'tear can be dried easier with bank notes than with a handkerchief. MAYOR OP One of the Thousands Compound The following long and explioit let ter from Hon. A. A. Bennet tells ita own story. Bead it: Mayor Office,. City of St. Charles. 111., Maroh4, 1898. Wells, Richardson & Co., Burling ton, Vt.: Gentlemen I take, muoh pleasure in being able to add my mite to the great mass of testimony in praise of Paine's celery compound. . In November last I found myself muoh run down by overwork. For sev eral weeks I had been obliged to work eighteen hours daily out of the twenty four, and was in consequence in a state of physical and nervous exhaustion. At the suggestion of a friend I com menced the use of Paine's celery com pound, with the result that my strength has steadily improved, and I find my self in far better health than I have known for years. I believe also that it has enabled me to escape my periodical attaok of rheu matism, as every season sinoe that time with the advent of the cold, damp weather, I have suffered severely from that disease in a ohronio form. So far this winter I have escaped without a single twinge of : my old enemy. I very cheerfully recommend it to any one in similar need, in the full belief that it will be helpful in every case. Very sincerely yours, A. A. Bennett FOR PEOPLE THAT ARE 8ICK r "Juet Don't Feel Well," or. gunn's I ivro DIIIQ are the One I'hma to use. . Only One tor a Dose. Sold by drug-vista at 2So. a box Samples Free. . Address the. ,Dr.Bosanko Mod, Co., Phila. Ps. It is said that the poison from the bite of a mad dog may be neutralized by washing the wound as soon as pos sible in warm vinegar and water, and dropping a little muriatio aoid into the wound. Abont 1810 Benjaimn Webb and his young wife settled in the then wilder ness of Letoher county, Kentucky. Today nearly every person in the pop ulous county is a deoendant of Ben jamin Webb. A new steamboat just launched for the Hudson river service will cost f 1, 000,000 and be provided with engines of 8,000 horae power. 'Thara 1M 109 14A AVCl iani r,t tim ber lands in the Southern states, and ; ine average yieia ox tnese roresta is 8,000 feet per aore. sg. si a rE8T with a bit B. Blackwell'a Genuine Bull - Durham is In a class by iteelf. You will find one - ooupon inside each two ounoe bag, and two cou pons Inside each roar ounee bag of s Blackwell's Genuine Smoking Buy abag of this celebrated tobaaeo and read the soupon wmcn giei a llstof valuable presents ana now to get tbem. tt the name of Woman's Friend. It is mm, , -aw , uniformly success fal tn relieving the backaches, headaches H C J j y and weakness which burden and shorten a woman's uu Thnnnia.i WOmen testify for it. It will trive health anil atmnct.ri and make life a pleasure. For sal by ST. CHARLES. Whom Paine's Celefy Has Cured. . If we all led out-of-door lives, went to bed at sundown, and had no consum ing carea nor hard work to bring down the health, there might not be the urgent necessity that now exiata for taking this best of spring remedies Paine's oelery compound. fii But aa the great majority of Uvea are ordered with too muoh work, too muoh anxiety too little sleep, by the time winter is over the drain on the nervous energy has become excessive,' the nerves are in sad need of being strengthened, and the blood of being purified. . --'--f- . Paine's oelery compound absolutely meeta this great modern necessity. 4 Paine's oelery compound will bring baok nerve strength and replaoe poor, thin, pale blood with a ruddy, Health' making stream. ; i,jt m..-', It ia the one great praotioal remedy advocated by al lphysioians. It drives away that feeling of utter exhaustion that is so oommon in the spring, but no less dangerously significant because it is so oommon. It makes people well. It ia a thousand times superior to all the ordinary sarsaparillaa, nerv ines and tonica ever made. ' 1 Paine's celery oompound ia the one real spring remedy known today that never fails to benefit Get Paine'a celery oompound, and only Paine's celery oompound if you wish to be well.1 Ts tbis wbat ails you?! Hart you feeling J ot weight in tbe ' Stomach Bloating aitereatln tJSeic n- itiR of Wlod Vomit ( lag of Food Water brash Heartburn- Bad Taste In the Mouth la the Morn lug Palpitation of theHeart,duetoDltv tension of Stomach Cankered Mouth ( Gai in the Bowel j Lose of Flesh- ( Fickle Appetite 1 Depressed Irritable 1 Condition of the , Mind Dtulnesf Headache Constlp i atton or Diarrhoea Tkeo jon har DYSPEPSIA la sns ef Its many forms. The one poiltirs cars I nr cats aistressmg complaint u , flcRer'$ Dyspepsia Cablets, by mall, prepaid, on receipt of t cents v-'Daauts MnnoniA, iivki AiuTO4 lfl, lien luia. I I says: "I suffered horribly from dyspepsia, but J Ac&er Awiewi,u.itcuiwMjj:uieafnvecuroame. ' , ACEES MEDICINE CO., 16 18 Chambers St, H.T.' N. P. N. U. No. 655. S. F. N. U. No. 732 Durham Tobacco . "''it (fftsSinam The very remarkable and certain reliefgiven woman by MOORE'S REVKAT.TCT) MM VTiV . ,, all drueitists. TT7 f IT T J