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By Authority of Congress. U.S. Gov't Baking Powder ' Tests. ; ' The report of the analyses of Baking Powders, made by the U. S. Government (Chemical Division, Ag'l i - Dep't), sho.ws the Royal superior to all other powders, and gives its leavening strength and the strength of each ; of the other cream of tartar powders tested as follows : LEAVENING OAS. .'' Percent. Cubioin. peroa, ROYAL, Absolutely Pure, 13-06 . . 160.6 112.58 . . 151. 1 11.13 33-6 10.26 . . 123.2 9.53 . . 114. L , 0.20 . . 111.6 8.03 . . 96.5 7.28 . . . 87.4 These tests, made in the Gov't Laboratory, by impartial and unprejudiced official chemists, furnish the highest evidence that the " Royal " is the best baking powder. 'v ROYAL EAKlNQ POWDER CO., Not at Breakfast. '. English Sparrow Mr, Swallow, join me at breakfast tomorrow. I have in vited a company of gay birds, and we will have a jolly time. . ;' Mr. Swallow Make it dinner, and I will accept Look at my iw allow tail. I don't want to be taken for a Chicago bird. New York Herald. . GOLDEN MEDICAL .DISCOVERY Many years ago Dr. R. V. Pierce, chief consulting physician to the Invalids' Hotel and Surgical Institute, Buffalo, N. Y., com pounded this medicine of vegetable ingredi ents which had an especial effect upon the stomach and liver, rousing the organs to healthful activity as well as purifying and enriching the blood. By such means the stomach and the .nerves are supplied with pnr)e blood; they will not do duty without it any mor,e than a locomotive can run with out coal. You can not get a lasting cure of Dyspepsia, or Indigestion, by taking arti ficially digested foods or pepsin the stom-. ach must do its own work in its own way. Do not put your nerves to sleep with so called celery mixtures, It is better to go to ' the seat of the difficulty and feed the nerve cells on the food they require. Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Biliousness and Nervous Af fections, such as sleeplessness and weak, nervous feelings are completely cured by the "Discovery." It puts on healthy flesh, brings refreshing sleep and invigorates the whole system. . Mrs. K. Hknke. of No. 806 North Hahted St., Chicago, III., writes: "I regard my improve ment a s simply wonderful. Since taking Dr. Pierce's oolden Medical Dis covery in connection with his Pleasant Pellets ' I have gain- ed in every respect, particularly in flesh and strength-. My' liver was dreadfully enlarged and I suf fered greatly from dyspepsia. No phy sician could give relief. Now. after two months I am entire ly relieved of my disease. My appe Mrs. Henke. llee is excellent; food well digested j bowels regular and sleep much improved." Manhood restored. The life germ and vital force oi plants and flower; it gives vigor, power and size to the vital organs of man. - Night Emissions, Weak memory. Atrophy, Sexual Weakness, etc., Surely cured by . POLLEN ACME NATURE'S SEMIDY POLLEN ACME Easy to carry in vest picket. Price fx. Six for $5 Sent in plain wrapper, or at all Druggists. Address, Standard Rem. Co cattle. wash pao. coast bhano:4 1 he most won- I derful achievement in Medical Science. The only acknnvl- oded fermanent cure gufranzea New York S 15-117 Fulton St. Portland, Wal'a Walla, Spokane, via 0. R & N. Railway and Ureal -Northern Railway to Montana point". St. Paul, Minneapolis, Onmha, St. Louis, Chi cago and Fast. Address I nearest agent. C. C. Donavan, Gel). Agt., Portland.Or.: R. C. Ste vens. Gen. Agt.. Seattle. Wah.; C. U. D.xon, Gen. Agt , Spi.kane, Vh. Nodu-t; rock-bailiint t'ack; tine scenery: pal a e slot plug and ointngciirs; biiflVt-librarycars; family tourist sleepers; new equipment. ; ALL'S PULMONARY BALSAM The Best CURE for Coughs, Colds and Conniiniptlnn. Sold by all Druggists.' Price, 0 cents. GATiS A CO., Proprietors, 417 Sauiome St.. S. F. . P. N. 0. No. 681 -8. F. N. V. No. 668 ryt1?lg WAY am m A Mr h 106 WALL ST., NEW-YORK. : "CONJUGAL JACK POT," Unique Bachelor Club In Detroit Designed to Encourage Matrimony. The city of Detroit, famous afar because of Mayor Flngree's municipal potato patches, has again come to tho front with a matrimonial aid society that is as unique in ita way as the potato patch scheme, The society was recently organized by a score of gay young bachelors and is called tho Bachelors' Mutual Benefit and Matri monial Insurance association. D. Lindsay Russell, a young attorney, drew up the constitution and bylaws, and the object of the association is to accumulate a "con jugal jack pot or trust fund" by means of monthly dues of $1 a member. Of this sum 10 per cent is to be paid on the day of marriage to the successful young lady who opens tho jack pot by entering into a matrimonial allianoe with any member of tho association. The remaining bachelors belonging to the club stay in the game, of course, and tho fund continues to accu mulate and to be drawn on Whenever a charming young woman wing the heart and hand of a member and a "rake off ' on the all important fund as well. In or D. LINDSAY RUSSELL. dcr to allow sufficient time for all well moaning Michigan bachelors to come in and to guard against possible conspiracies of a hymeneal oharaoter, no young lady. who marries n member 01 the society be fore March, 1305, will be allowed to open the initial jack pot. After that time, however, the fund may be drawn upon at sight. Before a member Is admitted the advi- sory committee of the association carefully looks up his previous and present status with reference to the gentler sex, and no engaged man is eligible. Each member must answer these quostions: "Aro you married? Are you engaged? Is there any prospect or probability of your becoming engaged before March, 1805? Aro you hopelessly, irretrievably and unrelentingly in love with any lady, oithcr young, middle aged or superannuat ed, and, if so, do you think that she will consent to marry you, or will it be a case of bankruptcy of the heart? Do you pos sess either constitutional or acquired in clination or propensity for failing in love; and, if so, how many times have you-been in that condition? Do you enter this as sociation voluntarily and with an earnest desire to promote and foster the interest and welfare thereof?" John-J. Montague of Detroit is presi dent of tho association, and Humphrey Harold of Grand Rapids secretary and treasurer. Tho conjugal jackpot threatens to become deservedly, popular among Michigan girls. Reward of Enterprise. "That was a good article yon .had in the paper this morning, Mr. Wrounder, giving tho details of the method by which an expert burglar opens a com bination lock without having to blow the safe to pieces," said the editor. "I have instructed the cashier to give you $10 extra for it. Sorry to part with you, Mr. Wrounder, but we shall not need your services any longer. " "Wh-what!" gasped the reporter. "You give me $10 extra for that artiole and then discharge me?" ."Yes, sir. I disoharge you for know ing how to write it. "--Chicago Tribune Irish bog oak is probably the best known example of workable wood dug from the ground. It is perfectly black and has good grain for carving. ' . Suicides In France. In four years no fewer than 26,000 men and women have taken their own lives in the "happy land of Fraanoe." This formi dable total makes an average of 6,600 suicides a year. THIS GOAT SMOKES. Ha Prefers Clear Havana, bat Come Down to Cigarettes if Ho Has To. A billygoat that smokes cigars and cigarettes, just like a man, is in the possession of Charles Beber, at 120 Krauss street, Carondelet. The goat has a 13 year growth of horns and whiskers of about the same age waving gracefully and odorously from his chin. - After a hearty feast upon tin, tacks, rags, pa per and anything else in sight Billia, us be is called, takes his Siesta. Unless a cigar or cigarette is provided the after meal enjoyment- is all broken up for Billie, and he bleats continually until provided with a smoke. . No ardent lover of the fragrant weed pulls at a cigar with more relish than this goat. A complacent smile curls, his upper lip when the lighted weed is ' placed in his mouth, and the right fore : foot makes motions toward the whiskers ' as though to stroke them. But Billie is no ordinary smoker, nor is he unskilled , in the habit. He is not. only a connois seur of the best clear Havana goods, but is an adept at fast puffing and graceful manipulation of the weed while in his mouth. The smoke is never puffed out of his mouth. Billie inhales it and blows it out through his nostrils in great clouds. It is related that he attempted to make a smoke ring once, but in puckering up his lips swallowed the ci gar, blaze and all.- He evidently relish ed the bite as a dainty morsel,' for since that incident he never takes more than one or two puffs at a cigar or cigarette, swallows it down, then blows the smoke out of his nostrils with the ease and grace that would put to shame a two legged cigarette fiend.. It is only of late that Billie has; taken to the cigarette habit. It was apparent ly with much regret that a brother goat in an adjoining yard watched him tackle the papers. He. prefers cigars, as a rule, however, but when nothing better is to be had a cigarette is welcome. Charles Ueber, the owner of the goat, notices his growing fondness for cig arettes with much alarm. "With a cigar in his mouth," remarked Mr.' Ke ber, "he looks like the full grown, 12-year-old, 160 pound goat he is, but when he wants to dude up with a cute little cigarette it spoils his handsome oast of countenance." Mr. Reber is; very solicitous for the welfare of- his animal and has great expectations that the'' cig arette crusade now on in the city will be carried into the animal kingdom and save his goat from the grave of a con firmed cigarette fiend. St. Louis Globe Democrat. ? SCROFULOUS TAINTS Lurk in the blood of almost everyone. In many cases they are inherited. Scrofula appears in running sores, bunches, pimples and cancerous growths. Bcrofula can be cured by purifying the blood with Hood'B s Sarsa parilla Sarsaparilla IMS creat rem- edy nas had wonderful suo- cess in curing this disease. It thoroughly eradicates the humor from the blood. Hood's Sarsaparilla cures the sores and eruptions by removing thp'r pflnNO imnnrifinH in thA h'find- Hood's Pills cure all liver ills. 23c. 1.1. 1 .1 m.nwantAA htt all AmiCAm Bist3. It cures incipient Consumption and la the best Coueh and Croup Cure- the world over, endorse It; babies and children like the taste of it. Weak mothers respond readily to its nour ishing powers. Scott's . iw 1 1111-11111.il 1 Emulsion ........ .-( the Cream of Cod-liver Oil, Is the life of the blood, the maker of sound flesh, solid bones and lung tissue, and the very essence qf nourishment. Don't be deceived by Substitutes! Fwparsd by Bsott Bown. H. Y. All DrurltU. Ely's Cream Balm Cleanses the Nasal -caw-rut,'" Passages, Allays Pain and Inflammation, Restores the Senses of Taste and. Smell. -Heals the Sores. A nnl. R.lm IlltO MCll DOfltril. ElV Bbos.. 66 Wvnn St., N. Y. CHICKEN RA1SIKG PAYS if you use the Petalum Incubators A- Brooders. 1 Make money while otners are wasting time by old processes. Catalog teh 9 all about it, and describes every article needed for the. poultry business. The 'ERIE'" mechanically the" best wneei. jrretijcsi mouei. We are Pacific Coast Aeents. Bicvcle cata- logue,mailedfree,gives full description, prices, etc., agents wanted. FETALTJMA INCUBATOR C0.,Petalnma,Cal. Branch House, 231 S Main St., Los Angeles. Hood Csl''V TAKE ltl' and"! 81.00 Bottle, (jl Ss B f J .ifll One cent a dose, gp Jjp.iagaffiwgg? msseans. str 7 HI 48 Page , Vijl Illustrated ! PgiL Catalogue HJ FREE. . - . AXL THE SAME. " Many days yon have lingered abort my cabin door; hard times, hard times come again no more."' All the same Merry Christmas and Happy New Year passed as though the land was flowing with milk and honey. Borne bought one thing' and some bought another, but one 01 the best invest ments for a Bmall sum paid well. It was not for a Christmas bush, but thousands got it and thousands who had suffered long ana wearily witn rneumatism were man doubly happy in being cured by St. Jacobs Oil. It leaves no trace behind, and all the same, the harder times will come no more to them. The luxury of health is worth fortune.- - ; - ; -. , FORCE OF HABIT. Evangeline's Calm Response to th Plead , ins; Voice of Her Mother. ,- , CHAPTER L Evangline O'Glary came home from the ball wearied and distrait. Prior to the ball she had been' working all day in the telephone office.'' Despite'' the fatigue and weariness which crushed her, however, she felt it would be im possible to sleep with the memory of Archibald Eooney's manly voice ring ing in her ears.- She had been beautiful that night, she knew,' but Archibald bad been cold and distant, save for one word of formal greeting in his resonant, baritone tones. Restlessly she thought it over while tossing sadly upon her conch and gazing through the damask curtains out upon the pallid, gibbous moon. 1 .,"He loves another!" she murmured in an ecstasy of pain- "Even thdugh have ever discriminated in his -favor when any one calls up central for his number." ' ' . chapter it Worn out With fatigue and sorrow and heedless of the fact that she must be at the down town telephone exchange at 8 in the morning, Evangeline did not fall asleep until the onyx and ovoid ormulu clock on the mantel told the hour of 3. '.'.-'' ' Then she slept. "' ' ' CHAPTEB III.- '' "Evangeline I Evangeline!'1 - It was her mother's voice calling her in the. morning. - ."Evangeline! Get tip! Ypd told me to call you up at 7, and it's 7:801" ; ' Evangeline turned uneasily jn;.her slumber. The spoken number bad dimiy reached the innermost . recesses of her brain. Her ripe lips' moved. "Busy now, " she murmured mechan ically. "Call 'em Up again I'-'-i-Chioaga Record. ! : The Largest Window, The largest opalescent glass: window in the world is in the new St.-Paul' church at Milwaukee. 'It is .what is known as a nave window, the 'lower half being composed of three immense panels and the upper half of a splendid rose and tracery in a semicircle! of bril liancy. This monster window1 ib; its ex-' trenie measurement is ou ieet aim 1 il,- in width and exactly '2 4L feet in height It is beautifully executed, the --subject being the cruoiflxion in .fact, it is-"an exact copy of. -.Dores 'masterpiece, Christ Leaving , the- ,,tTaet(orium. There are over.SOO life-sizeflguijes-tepre- sented on-tms wonaerrui wmaow. -bt, Louis Republic. ' v -5' ' BEFORE A FULL HEAD. OF! STEAM -J Is withered by that tremendously destructive engine, malaria, put on the brakes with Hostet ter'B Stomach Bitters, which will checkits prog ress and avert disaster. Cnlils and fever, bilious remittent, dami ague and aguecakeareproqipt ly relieved and ultimately cuied by this genial specific, which is alo a comprehensive family medicine, speeauy useiui in cases 01 nyspepsia biliousness. constipation, sick headache, ner vousness, rheumatism and neuralgia! Against the hurtful effects of sudden changes of tem perature, exposure in wet weather, close appli cation to laborious mental puruita andv other inmienee? prejudicial to ricuitn n is a 1110-.1 trustworthy safeguard, it fortifies the system against disease, promotes appetite and sleep. and hastens convalescence after debilitating and nesn-wasting qiseaBes. -.v . :- ' Sparrow How nice and wtrm this telephone wire is! Swallow Yes; there must be a prize- ngnt or a loot Dan game somewnere. Mrs. JonesThere goes Mr. Gray. He's an oc togenarian. Mrs. Kobinson Are yoa sure of that? I have always understood that he was a unitarian. WORLD'S-FAIR ! HIGHEST t :AWAKP-!, t ft inrnion niiiniTiAuTLip 1 trrrM ' ! V. VEID I Gil lVJAJt- Has justly acquired Jjie reputation .of ibeing The Salvatbr'for I N-iyp:' ,r.,rf The-Aged.n , " An Incomparable.: Aliment 'for th? ., Growth and Protection of INFANTS and ? I-I I LD REN A superior nutritive in continued, fevers, And a reliable remedial agent,' . In all gastric and enteric diseases ; often in instances, of- consultation over patients whose digestive organs were ' re auced to such a low and sensitive condition that the IMPERIAL (jRANUM was the only nourishment the stomach would tolerate when LIFE seemed depending; on Its retention ; And as a FOOD it would be difficult to .. conceive of anything more palatable.' ' Sold by DRUQQISTS. Shipping Depot, JOHN CARLE & SONS, New York.. K it -"'-''ii.iiua-in,.. uonsomptrves ana people who have weak lungs or Asth- a ma, should use Plso'sCnrefor Consumption. It has cared thousand. It has not ininr ed one. 11 Is not bad to take. It is the best cough gyrus. Bold everywhere; 85a. '' High Government Authority. " - No authority of greater experience on food products ex ists than Dr. Henry A. Mott, of New York. Dr. Mott's wide experience as Government Chemist for the Indian Depart- : rnent, gave him: exceptional opportunities to acquaint himself with the qualities and constituent parts of baking powders. He understands thoroughly the comparative value of every brand in the market, and has from time to time expressed ,' his opinion thereof. On a recent careful re-examination and analysis he finds . .'.. .' Dr. Price's Cream Baking Powder superior to all others in strength, purity, and efficiency. Dr. - Mott writes : ; . .. ' . :, --..j; :- ' New York, March 20th, 1894. - I find Dr. Price's Cream Baking Powder to .be -"superior .;. to all others, for the following reasons : ' : ,vr "A-';.; " ., . ' 1 st. It liberates the greatest amount of leavening gas . and is consequently more efficient. ; ; i 2nd. The ingredients used in its preparation are of the" purest character. . . - , . . - - - .. . . , ; -,3rd. ; Its.keeping qualities are excellent.- ' " " " . 4th. On account of the purity of the materials and their . relative proportions, br;iPrice's.Cream .Baking Powder must ; 1 be considered the acme oj perfection ! as regards wholesomeness ; ' and efficiency, and I say 'this having in -mind "certificates I have given several years ago respecting two other baking 1 powders, v -:' ' - '.:'"': '' ''. '. The reasons for the change in my opinion are based on ' the above facts and the new method adopted to prevent your " baking p'owdei ' from caking and deteriorating in strength.-; v:';.,-'! ' - Henry A. Mott, Ph. D., L. LD." ' " ,: Helpins; Out a Medical Authority. ' ' A medical authority says that, in'vievr Of .-a theateiiitifr - rjl'a&ue 1 Deoule cannot be too careful' ih the selection of the ice they use, as all sorts of disease may be communicated by this medium, but no directions governing the selection of ice are given. In order that the' public wel fare may , be conserved we present a few general rules' for the guidance of ice purchasers. ; -: .. . The best ice is al ways cold, and some times a slight moisture may be observed upon the surf acet It is devoid of smell and will melt WhetV exposed : to a tem perature of 110 degrees F, . Ice made of .water;, is most desirable. It should be" transparent, or, nearly so, and should preaK , into, rragments . . wnen given a shaVp- blow; Tough-ice that will iibt break is generally , adulterated. Avoid soft ice or ice, that has beerj . subjected Jo excessive b,eat, wiiile under process -of manufacture,, ;;: -.-.,'.-.:.,.:; ""'' It sometimes, presents a fine 1 appear ance, but is unhealthful, . Ice more than three days old should not be nurbhased! as it is liable to turn sour on your hands and will, have to be thro wn. away. After haying melted, ice loses many of its vir- tues and should not be used.. . It should always be kept in a cool place and at a distance from gas fixtures to avoid ex plosions. -T-. Washington News. 1 . , . No Sleep For a Tear. ij. The Soull guardians, Count; Cork, have, according to the West Cork Eagle, discov ered a case of insomnia In tbatwdrkhouse which possibly la without :a 'parallel. A mart' -named' Deeburoey, Who Is half wit ted, :has, it is alleged, been 880 days with out sleep, day or night. He-Is-over 70 years of age, eats his meals regularly and Is In excellent health. Zerah' Colburn, the mathematical-won-- der, could mentally raise any sum leu than three figures to the sixteenth power. - - .,- Doubtful Seeds alone. Tlfa. best are easy to get, and cost no . moraj ask your aeaier lor - . FERRY'S - .1 R , AIWBr the. best. Known B -everywnere. 'errv' seea . Annual Tor 1SU9 tens von ir,. .-n ... .... ,i r wnai, now. ana wnen lo niani. oenir-ree. uet 1U' Address .-i D. M. FERRY & CO., . Uetrolt, Mich. FRAZER xLf . BEST IN TrfE WORLD. OS- Itfi Wearhiif otirtltlesarenrisulrnits'seaiaotually outlasting two boxes of any othertBrtind, Free fromAnimil Oils. ;GKT THE GKNDINli.' ivMR -iAKK-BY ORBGON-ANB-i , i . , , and Dealer generally --.p . W Nl nWS SOOTHINQ ivi IIIIIU1VII u SIRUP FOR CHILDREN TEETHING 6W sals ky all Druglsta, WCnbsWMk HE THAT WORKS EA SILY, WOtlKS SUCCESSFULLY." CLEAN HOUSE WITH MALARIA! DO YOU ache? ! Does jH Jill trT (ItlWI (HI I V mu j i 4 HOW TO "SAVE IVJOIMlY. Buy yonr GROCERIES AND PROVISIONS of us, and we will save you money. We hftnVMe thai ,,'oodsand deliver free to trains or boats. Wa bi nd .oil ,"Zr..ir ..!;? ?ne the best r, - . - --a . -.""'--- "V1 nest pranos or nour per parrel 2 16 "u " 3-"" "e. we wm MARK L. COHN & CO. 146 ; From ''; ' ' A VOBK Of ABf. Hood's Calendar for 1895 is " a thing of beauty." In the tio.velty of theu'esign and the exqaisiteness of the coiorih'g"the calen dar surpasses all previous issues, i The cal endar is formed in the shape of a heart, and is ornamented with two beautiful child faces. The calendar gives the usual iuf u niation concerning the lunar changes, and upon the back is printed a table of astro-, nomical events especially calculated for C. I. Hood & Cor - ' The calendar is iBsued to advertise Hood's Sarsaparilla, Hood's Pills and the other preparations of the firm; The edition of HOod's Calendars for 1895 was 10;500,000, or about 2,500.000. more than last year. Those who are unable toi ohtain Hood's Sarsaparilla Calendars at tbe drug stores should send 6 cents in"stamps for one, or , 10 cents for two, to-C. I. Hood A; Co., Low ell, Mass. ,.- ';'? , She I'm sorry I married youv-H-e-fYou ought to be. You cut some nice girl out of a miEhty nice husband. , -.- '''-a, . - .' NO .DGBTi !. It iS not mere! V nain thnt nsnnla rlT-oo insickness;' ,Many,a ;uian,'ilib; bear the pain - unflinchingly .who ntterjj: breaks: down in view of the heavy expense in volved, often increased bv his -beine inca pacitated for .work and thus deprived of his inmniA To such persons Allcock's Pobotjs Plas tERs are an unspeakable boon'." They are within, the reach of every one. They are erable counterfeits and imitations it is al ways easy for anybody to make sure of get ting the real thing at a low price.' . Any one suffering from weakness of the chest, thrpat,- stomach, kidneys, liver or from lame back will find them a cheap and, and sure remedy. , ; .. '' . RNDEKTH s Jtills are a good-Corrective. . "Here comes your old enemy, the Major?" "Is he loaded T" "I thiuk so." ""Jug or thotsunT" Ose lnamellne Stove Polish; h6 dust no imeU. Try Gkbmia for breakfast. W.L.DoucLas O CUAI7 IS THE BEST. VWWnV6 f IT FOR A KING. COEDOVANi FRENCH AENAMEUES CALF. 4.3S Fine CaltkiOuigarou; 1.7? BQYS'SCHOOLSHOEl - LADIES1 , eesTP0NG0U. . ' Over On Mlllloa Peoole wear tha V ' W.L. Douglas $3 &$45hoes AH our shoes are equally satisfactory , Tnev fflve the beat valna fnr imn Thov equal custom lhoes In sty le nd fit. - i neir wnnn quaiiues are unsurpassed. ' Tha prices are uniform, -stamped on sole. ' Prom $i to $3 saved over other makes. If your dealer cannot supply you vczn, " 1 FEEL RADt nnifs -vaiiw,.-db- every step seem a bmderi? . TOu need Sleet Vipainii ....... vs:-iJ:.P : i , ?''! . , :. z. Pt'Vp CUT muuittva - HtVEALED REMEDY. mnmmmagmMur dco, Bum uu per ease i ti on Arbuckle's coffee per pound-. mlz male you special prices. Address your brd.ri Front Street, Portland. tjr0ia,n :-..-i