WOOIN6 BY ADVERTISEMENT. THE FIRSl IDEALIST. 6 Nothing can be substituted for the Royal Baking Powder and give as good results. ! No other leavening agent will make such light, sweet, delicious, wholesome food. 5. , , If some grocers urge another baking pow der upon you, it' is because of the greater profit upon it. This of itself is evidence of the superiority of the "Royal." To give greater . profit the other must be a lower cost powder, and to jpst less it must be made with cheaper, ' and inferior materials, and thus, though selling - for the same, give less value to the 'consumer. To insure the finest cake, the most whole ' some food,' be sure that no substitute for .. Royal Baking Powder is accepted by you. 4 4 3 4 . 4 - "4 4 ,. .4 -4 . Swallowed Her Dead Husband. The only case on record of a discon solate widow swallowing the remains of her dead husband-is t'.mt of Arte mesia drinking a glass of wine in which tile ashes of Mausolus had been stirred for that purpose. . The parties to this re markable transaction were brother and sister and also husband and wife. Mau solus was king of Caria and reigned about 300 years before Christ. After bis death his remains were burned and the ashes disposed of as related". St. Louis Republic :-. '. Flat-iron. :- "The Chinese are a very anoient race." . "Yes. You will discover in our Amer ican oities that they belong .to the age iron " Boston Gazetfa r .OF'.- . i.i.i .-AND TYPEWRITING OFFICE. :. Thorough system and instruction ; good teach ers; low terms; short time; positions to com petents. Mail orders carefully and promptly attended to. For further particulars call on or address KDITH A. BROWN, , , , , 42 Hamilton Building, Portland, Or. V. E. BENS, Manufacturing Jeweler AND DIAMOND SETTER. All kinds ol iewelrv made to order and re paired at reasonable rates. Rooms 8 and 10, 2S2H Washington street, Portland, Or. FREE SIli 13 ALL rlgh t, but it is Dot ahead of bread made with T '. QL3 -WEJTT Every can Is guaranteed pure, PORTLAND WIRE AND IRON WORKS, , 834 Alder street, Portland, Or. Bank and Office Railings, Prune Graders, Fruit Dipping Basket" and all kinds of Wire and Iron Work. Send tor catalogue. . : Dr. Williams' Indian Pile I Ointment will cure Blind, 'Bleedingr and Itohinir Piles. 1 It absorbs the tumors, allays , the ltohing at once, acts as a poul 1 tice. Blveslnstant relief. Dr. Will- I iams' Indian Pile Ointment is prepared for Piles and Itchinir of the private part8. Every box is warranted. By drug- iriflta. rv mull mi rpflplnt of nriop. fiO cental and $1.00 Williams manufacturing co., proprietors, uieveiana, onio. W. L. Douglas S3 SHOE f5. CORDOVAN, french&enamelledcalf: $4.5.5-PFlNECALf&KANQARDl ' 3.tP0LICE,3SoLEi 2 A? Boys'SchoolSHQEI, LADIES 3- BesTPNG014 W'U'DOUGLAS, BROCKTON, ALMS. . - T can mt money by wearlac tk I ' ' . W. t. Dondu $3.00 Shoe. ' Because, w. are the largest manufacturers at thia gradaof shoes in the world, and guarantee th.lt value by stamping the name and prioe on the bottom, which protect yon at alnat high prloea ana ' the middleman's profits. Our shoes equal oustom work In style, easy fitting and wedrlng qualities. We have them sold everywhere ai lower prloea for the value given than any other make. Take no sub stitute. If your dealer oannot supply yen, we eaa. "WHER DIRT GATHERS, WASTE RULES." GREAT SAVING RESULTS FROM THE USE OF S A POLIO MALARIA ! Thr dnRee onlv. Trv 1t. BUI YOUR CLOTHING iT WHOLESALE PRICES. Men's Suits at $8.50, $10.00, $12.50, $15.00, $20.00. ' ry : Mens Overcoats, $10.00, $12.50,-$15.00, $18.00. ' ' " " Young Men's Suits, $3.00, $4.50, $5.00, $8.00, $10.00. 1 Boys' Knee-Pants Suits, $1.25, $1.75, $2.50, $3.50, $4.00, $5.00. ; ; Oregon Wool Socks, 3 pairs for 50 cents. '- ' " . : White-Laundried Shirts, 50 cents. If you can't see us, write for goods. FAMOUS," : ; : - , ' A Check to Genius. "What are you in here for?" asied the prison visitor. . . . . . "P)agiarism, " answered the convict "What?" . , : ,. "Plagiarism. I tried to publish a pri vate issue of. $50 greenbacks. "In dianapolis Journal. , , . ,.-, A sack sewer in a Pendleton (Or.) flour icill challenges the. northwest for the championship on his record of sewing np 600 50-pound sacks inside five hours. or about two sacks a minute. ' Moses Loria, who was born in Mantua In 1814, died lately in Milan, leaving fy.OOO.OOO to the city to establish an in lernational home for laboring people out of employment. mm ' v J THE WAT IS OPEN to health and strength, if you're a nervous, delicate woman. The medicine to cure you, the tonic to build you up, is Dr. Pierce's Fa vorite Prescription. You can depend upon it The makers say it will help you, or cost you nothing. They guarantee it. As a safe and certain remedy for woman's ailments, nothing can compare with the " Prescription." It's an invigorating, re storative tonic, and a soothing, strengthen ing nervine, perfectly harmless in any con- ution 01 the remade system. It's a marvelous remedy for. nervous and fsneral debility, St. Vitus s Dance, Fainting pells, Dizziness, Sleeplessness, and all the Bervous disorders due to functional derange ments. It has often, by restoring the wo manly luncuons, cured cases 01 insanity. PIERCE aSSa CURE OR MONET RETURNED. . , DIRECTIONS FOB TJSINO Cream Balm. Apply a particle of the Balm well up into the nostrils. After a moment draw strong breath through the nose. TJse three times a day, after meals pre ferred, and before re tiring. ELY'S CREAM BALM Opens and cleanses the Is'H-al Passages, Allays Pain and Infiemma- CATARRH ferihr&COLD'N HEAD brane from Colds, Restores the Senses of Taste ana Bmeu. The ualm Is quickly absorbed and ftivw renei ai once, .race du cents at uruggibts' or by mail. , ELY BROTHERS, . , 66 Warren Street, New York. , Do You Cough? It is a sure sign of weakness. You need more than a tonic. You need Scott's .mMmaiiHiiiiiiiiilHai Emulsion the Cream of Cod-liver Oil and Hypophosphltes,not only to cure the Cough but to give your system real strength. Physicians, the 7 world oyer, "endorse it. ' Don't be deceived by Substitutes! . Prepared by Scott A Bowue, N. Y. All Druggists. . m DO YOU i FEEL BAD? DOES YOUS BACK ache? : Does everv step seem a burden? Yon need MOORE'S REVEALED REMEDY. CLOTHING MANUFACTURERS Blue Corner, Morrlton and Second Sti , PORTLAND, ' - OREGON. How Nebraska Farmot Sought a New V TorkWife. This advertisement, which has the merit of stating just what the advertiser wants. appeared in, a New York newspaper the other day: ..... . John McCarten, aged 63 years I am going home to live on my farm. I have 160 acres of land, no debts or mortgages; personal property 12 miles from Hemingford, Neb. I want to marry a working Protestant girl if she suits me: stoat and good looking: medium height: from 16 to 28 years of age. You must have as good a character as when you were 9 years of age; must have f 100. I will not receive any . ' " JOHN M'CARTEK. - ' " letters. I have patent right to my land and receipt for taxes to show. Call at Si Third avenue; ring bell. I can be interviewed for six days at said address Of course a good looking young woman reporter of The World answered the ad vertisement. That's a way the New York women reporters have. ." This is her story: John McCarten is not ba3 looking, de spite his 53 years. His clear blue eyes and erect carriage show that he is a man of good habits and unabated energy. The panting landlord of 81 Third avenue showed me up numberless steps to John's room. In answer to my knock he said, "Come in," and J, walked In and walked right out again. It was a hall bedroom, containing a bed, a washstand and one chair. ... . "I was iist goln out to eat," said John McCarten, coming .into the hall, where I stood, ' but I'll wait a little while, though I'm powerful hungry. ' That, of course, impressed me most fav orably. Here was a man who would not long postpone his dinner to gain a wife. - "Mr. McCarten," I began, and I could feel that I was blushing, "I saw your ad vertisement for a wife. Will I dof I am a good, hardworking girl. Will I fill all the requirements?"' 'Well, I dunno," he answered musing ly, while he looked me over from head to toe, I think you might do. Only, you see, we will have to talk about it first. Ca-ca-can you milk a cowl"' - He was plainly nervous. He seemed to fear that I would take him out and marry him forthwith. . ''Why did you advertise for a wife?" I asked. "Are there not enough girls out where you live without coming to New York for a wife?" "Well, there's plenty of girls out there, " he said, "but they're shiftless. - The one I did want to marry was a-waitin for me, but when I went away to earn some money she went and married some one else, and that's1 it. Can you feed hogsf" - . ; "Why, Mr. McCarten, do you-require that the woman you marry shall have HOOF" . 1 1 "Well, you see,". he answered, leering, "there's many things to buy when we go to Nebraska. There's a team, pigs and many little things. Maybe you can't oookf" -.,.- " Yes. I am a good cook. " "Sure, I'm mighty glad o' that. I'm thinkin of havin me sister and her hus band live with us. Would you mind that?" "Oh, no." "Good for you. Mo sister is delicate, but I would build them a house like ours and rent half me land to him. There is no fince around the house, but a fine well and a chicken house. How many chickens have you iver killed?" . "What kind of a house do you live In?" I asked question for question. "It's built o' sods, but the inside is ce mented. After you dig nine feet out there, the soil Is as white as any cement, and that's on the Inside of me house. One of the neighbors wrote me a letter and told me there was a leak in the house and asked me whether he hadn't better take the furniture out and keep it in his house. I wrote him noj that I would soon be home meself and 'tend to things. " :' "Where do you live, miss?" he asked suddenly. ." ... . "In West Fourteenth street. I am a typewriter and work In a down town of fice." ...... "There would be no trouble about the money?" he asked, after a minute's si lence, during which he looked at me again from top to toe. ' "You could get the $100 all right?" - - t - "Oh, yes!" I answered. - "I have more than that. But tell me what work do you expect your wife to do on the farm? I am strong, but I am not used to very hard work." r ' ',.' ; . , X. . 'Only cook for us two to eat," he an swered, ''an keep the house clean and feed the chickens an 'tend the hogs an milk the cow. That's not hard work for a strappin woman like you. But you haven ' t told me whether you have ever fed hogs or milked a cow." ' "I have not. But I might learn even that." . . . - 5 "To be sure you could. I'd learn you." "Well, then," I said, everything being seemingly settled to his satisfaction, "I'll go home and think It over, and tomorrow If you are of the same mind" "Oh, I came near forgettini" he inter rupted. ''What religion are you?" . - 'I am a Catholic," I answered unthink ingly. ' ' . "You won't do, "he said, with great posltiveness. "You won't do at all, at all. I want peace in the house." Mr. McCarten, I should have said, came from the north of Ireland. . She Was Kissing Crazy. A young Frenchwoman has been arrest ed at Brussels for kissing all the men she met in the street. Some of them com plained of her conduct, and a policeman was sent to her place of residence to take her into custody. The policeman was saluted in the same way as the complain ants. At the police station the woman tried hard to. embrace the inspector on duty, but in this case she failed. A doc tor who was called in to see her declared that she was suffering from mental do-wngnment. A Jellyfish swam in a trobical sea, ' ' And he said: "This world it consists of m There's nothing above and nothing below ' That a iellyflsh ever can possibly know (Since we've got no sight or hearing or smell) Beyond what our single sense can tell. Now, all that I learn from the sense of tone) Is the fact of my feelings viewed as suon. But to think they have any external cause Is an inference clean against logical laws. Again to suppose, as I've hitherto done. There are other jellyfish under the sun Is a pure assumption that can't be backed By a jot of proof or a single fact. In short, like Hume, I very much doubt If there's anything else at all without. So I come at lost to the plain conclusion. When the subject is fairly set free from oon- fusion, , That the universe simply centers in me. And if I were not then nothing would be." That minute a shark, who was strolling by. Just gulped him down in the twink of an oye, And he died with a tew convulsive twists. But somehow the universe still exists. Boston Globe. ... A Daring Trick. "One of the most daring tricks I ever came across, " said H. F. Farrell, a New York attorney, "was in the case of A man who deliberately impersonated a lawyer's clerk and persuaded a very sick man to sign a will without reading it, and which disposed of his property in direct opposition to his wishes. It was a case of a family dispute, and the old gentleman, who was quite wealthy, had decided to disinherit his eldest son and leave the property to a younger. ona Being warned by his doctor that he had only a day or two more to live, he sent instructions to his attorney to draft his will and send it down promptly for sig nature. ' . " "While the lawyer was preparing the document a representative of the eldest son arrived with a paper, which he said was the will prepared by the sick man's attorney. The will was signed without hesitation and duly witnessed, and when two hours later the lawyer's clerk ar rived with the genuine will he was not allowed to enter the house, being warned off the premises by the housekeeper. On his return to the office his employer saw at once that a fraud had been commit ted, and he hastened to the house to have it set right In the meantime, however, the sick man had become un conscious, and he died without being able to execute a will after his own wishes. The bogus will was upset, but the fraud could never be sufficiently proved to convict the man suspected of concocting it, and he inherited quite a large sum of the money as next of kin. St. Louis Globe-Democrat. Still Another Name. . Life would be simplified in some of its aspects if the same thing were al ways called by the same name. Such is not the case, however, and perhaps it is better so. If there were no mysteries and surprises, the world would be less interesting.,. s (Jolonel Philip Lee . was passing through South Carolina thirty odd years ago it was in wartime when he ac costed an old negro with the question: -. "I say, uncle, are there any Hugue nots about here?" v.- ; . The colored man looked surprised and answered the question by another: - "Well, I declare, where be you uns from?": ,.; :. : v ' 'From way np in old Kentucky, "said Colonel Lee. ' ; ' " "Well, I thought so. : Why, in Ten nessee they call 'em peanuts, in Georgia they call 'em goobers, in Alabama they is penders, here in South Carolina we call 'em ground peas, and now yon fel lows way off dere in Kentucky call 'em hugonnts. Well, I do declare!" Youth's Companion. ' ' ' ; : .. Styles In Canine Mourning. ' V- Traveling up Fifth avenue a few days ago Was a woman dressed in deep mourn ing. . With her was a beautiful grey hound with long streamers of black rib-; bon attached to his collar, j If the woman was in mourning for her husband, he must have had hard work to conceal a smile as be gazed down on the ludicrous picture of this 'canine decked out in yards of black ribbon. I suppose when the stage of semimourning comes the dog will be arrayed in purple. New York Herald. THE LAND OF PROMISK ' Is the mighty West, the land that " tickled with a hoe laughs a harvest:" the El Dorado of the miner; me goal oi me agricultural emigrant. wnue it teems witn an tne elements oi weaitn and prosperity, some of the fairest and most fruitful portions of it bear a harvest of malaria reaped in its fullness by those unprotected by a medicinal safeguard. - No one seeking or dwell ing in a malarial locality is safe from the scourge witnout nostetter's Btomacn Bitters. Emigrants, bear this in mind. . Commercial travelers sojourning in malarious regions should carry a Dot'ie oi tne Hitters in tne traditional eriDsack. Against the effects ot exnosure. men tal or Doauy overworx, damp ana unwnoiesome tooa or water, it is an intaiilDie defense, con stipation, rheumatism, biliousness, dvspepsla. nervousness and loss of strength' are ail rome- aiea Dy mis gemot restorative. .. Your wife takes a great interest in the wom an question." " She does, sir; she is so much lanen up witn tne rignts oi woman mat sue lor gets the men have any." THAT TIRED FEELING Is due to an impoverished condition of the diooq. xt snot ja be overcome without de lay, and the best way to accomplish this result is to take Hood rs SarsaparUla, which Sarsa- - t parilla; will purify and TllllliA 7 K 1 ,5 J .. - J strength and an- ' petite and rr-- duoe sweet and Wf IVflh I M or iliun Hood's Pills cure naHsea, and biliousness. 25ctS., 50cts. I , and $1.00 Bottle. One cent a do It is sold on a guarantee by ail drus rf fltn. Th ffliwtR Tnmniant Consumntioxl W V Cream Baking Powder Highest Award and U Qo,d Medal California .'. Medal and Diploma k World's A Triumphant March Great Lakes to the Pacific Dr. Price's Baking Powder ; 1 ,-i The manufacturers of Dr. Price's Cream Baking Powder . " are gratified to announce a confirmation of the unprecedented , ' honors gained by them at the World's Columbian Exposition. At the recent California Midwinter International Exhibition . they received the Highest Award and Gold Medal for baking t powder bestowed at that splendid and highly successful fair. The award in each case was due to . Proved Superiority in Quality 'demonstrated ' on thorough ' analysis by ; expert chemists. ' The official examination showed Dr. Price's to be strongest in leavening power, pure in all ingredients and perfectly ,'; v wholesome, In every particular it surpassed its competitors. The awards were made unanimously by reliable juries. .' These awards establish ority. Dr; Price's "Foremost Baking Powder in all the World." j-. vir. A VVuuiau auU a Clock. :. A woman who wonld spting on aii unsuspecting husband such ' a ghostly looking object as an illuminated clock deserves to lose it, as a Biddeford wom an did. The husband awoke in the night and saw what he took for a bullseyo lantern staring him in jfche faca ,'Ha made a rush for the supposed burglar, and the clock is no . more.' ; ; ' ' V PUBLIC SPEAKING. This is one of the heaviest strains that comes Upon any man or woman. -A. little cold, a little hoarseness, and the work is done. The best of ability is rendered ab solutely aseless. ;i ; '. J Mark Guv Pearse. the eminent English preacher, writes as follows: . "UEDFOBO JTLAOK, HU88KLL OQUABEJ London, December 10, 1888. ) "I think it only right that I should tell you of how much use I find Allcock's Pobods Plasters in my family and among those to whom I have recommended them. I find them a very breastplate against colds and coughs.- " - Mabk Guy Pearse." Urandreth'8 pilia alwavs sive satisfac tion. She Never mind Fldo: he's onlv Dlavlne He But he really did bite me. "Nevermind; I don't believe a little nip like that would hurt him, do youf!' . HOW'S THIS 1 We offer Ona Hundred Dollars' reward for anv case of catarrh tbat cannot be cured by Hall's uatarrn cure. t. J. caJENEY fi CO., ' Toledo, O. We. the nndersiened. have known P. J. Che- nev for the last fifteen vears. and believe him perfectly honorable in all business transactions and financially able to carrv out any obligations made by their Arm. WEST & TRUAX, ;. wnoiesaie Druggists,' roieao, u. WALDING, KINNAN & MARVIN, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O. TT.llf ..,. V. n.. I. ... U 1 11.. -,lnM directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Testimonials sent free. Prioe 75 cents per bottle. . Sold by all druggists. : Spiritual, Liberal, Social and Political Reform ers' Books: send lor catalogue. W. E. Jones. 291 Alder street, Portland, Or. Use Enameline Stove Polish; no dust no smell, Portland SIXTH YEAR Will open September 24. Prepares for college. Gives advanced English course. Now prepared to receive boarders as well as day scholars. For catalogue address . PORTLAND ACADISMX, ; - 191 Eleventh street, Portland, Or. GOOD OPENING For a DRY GOODS AND CLOTHING HOUSE at Osweeo. Oregon. Address N. S. KELLOGii. Os wego, Or. . SECOND-HAND MACHINERY. We deal exclusively in Second-Hani) Machin ery, and have a large assortment of Engines, Boilers, Pumps and General Machinery. Write for latest descriDtive catalogue. DANA. ALBEE StWALKER,B.Water8t.,cor.Taylor,Portland,Or. v FOR LADIES! 100 IV GOLD will be paid bv the Koch Chemical Co. for anv case of female weakness that will not yield to DR. J. S. KOCH'S ANTI SEPTIC SANATIVE POWDER. Pi ice 1.00 per box. For sale by all druggists. -Academy 415 1 . 1 Midwinter Pair, 1894... - . Fair, Chicago permanently, on highest auth as the HOLMES BUSINESS COLLEGE, Every young man and woman should have a business education, for money is lost every day by people who are poor in figures, cannot keep their accounts straight nor write a good letter, and who do not know anything about business papers. , Business is beginning to improve, and young people; so why not prepare yourself for some of these positions ? If yon do not work for others, a. business education will not come amiss, for it is worth all it oosts for your own use. : No one leads so aimless a life that he does not have some business cares.- . - School opened September 8, and we have a thorough Commercial Course, Shorthand Course and two years' English Course. For catalogue address . , . G. Holmes, . , - ' Portland, Or. .. . UNFAINTKD. .'-..Wi. Onward, still onward, the staid Willamette tncroacnecl on old Portland's domain, For that river, you see, was out on a spree, ! And efforts to check it were vain. , But after awhile it grew tired of sport, ; And returned to the old channel home ; It afterward said : ' " Men paint the town red. But I knock out paint when I roam." A souvenir of the Willamette's lapse from so briety is given free to purchasers of the North rop & Sturgis Company's Flavoring Extracts. '' The San Francisco Artificial Limb Co. of No. 9 Geary street announce that they have an exhibit of artificial limbs at the North- ' western Interstate Fair at Tacoma, Wash., where they are prepared during the contin uance of said fair to take orders and to ac commodate those who desire ; do fitting of limbs there of workto be made in Ban Fran- ' Cisco. Call on or address Menzo Spbihcj, Massasoit Hotel, Tacoma, Wash. : - , COOK'S MUSICAL INSTITUTE ; Has been in existence for over twelve years, and has earned an enviable reputation iu Portland and vicinity. It is located in the Abington in quarters especially designed for it, and is equipped with an extensive library and the fin est Grand Pianos. Send for circular. Dr. C. E. Geigeb cures Catarrh, Diseases of the Throat and Lungs, Consumption In the first and second stages, Bronchitis, all difficult Chronlo Diseases and all Private Diseases of both sexes. Medicine by mail or express. Third and Mor rison, Portland, Or. ,. Tbt Giemka for breakfast. ; , IRVING INSTITUTE TnVtrtei- Belect Boa ding School for Girls. Eighteenth year. Nineteen teachers. For Illustrated catalogue address . -. REV. KDW. B. CHUItCH, A. M Principal. ffo It form ftiMYi mAnriaat Qnn.VM O 1 0(1 l-t mercial course, Shorthand course and two yeaa' IT.nirlla'h nnnvoa OnA i1 Portland Business College, . . PORTLAND. OPtEQOM. A. . AMMtmmn, Pram. 1. a Wmboo. em. Open all the year. Students ad mitted at any time. Instruction in rahes, shorthand, typewriting, etc. College JovaNAL and specimens of penmanship sent frtt. XT; ComnmntlvAi nrl nonr.la who have weak lungs or Asth ma. Should IMA PituVn Pni-a In (J Consumption. It has cared m thousands. It has not Injur ruwut niBuut uau W) I UK 6. It is the best cough syrup. Bold everywhere. 5e - s 1T sod i the best Cough and Croup Cure N. P. N. V. No. 563 S. F. N. 17. No. 640