Tie Hooc River (rlacier. It's a Cold Day When We Get Left. VOL. 6. : HOOD RIVER, OREGON, SATURDAY. JUNE 16, 1894. NO. 3. 3ood Iiver (5 lacier. PUBLISHED IVBST SATURDAY MORNING BT '; The Glacier Pabllsbing Company. SUBSCRIPTION PRICE. One year Six months Three months... 8iigle copy St 00 1 f o Cut) THE GLACIER Grant Evans, Propr. Second St., near Oak. - '' Hood River, Or. Shaving and Hair-cutting neatly done. Satisfaction Guaranteed. HAYTIAN REPUBLIC Decision in Her Case Has Been Telegraphed For. BOUND AND LEFT TO DIE. The Siberian Steamer Line Plans of the '' ' Itussi an-American Company Outlined -.'' Vladivostock to San Diego. ; San Diego, Cal. Count L. J. Teleky, a young Austro-Hungarian, who is finan cially interested in the scheme to estab lish a steamship line between the Sibe rian port of 'Vladivostock and San Diego and San Francisco, has been in the city for several days for the purpose of recu- ferating his health. The Count has been iving incognito here. , He gave further particulars of the plans of his company, which were published some weeks ago. "The plan to establish a steamship line between Vladivostock and American ports has long been the desire of Sibira kov, the great Russian financier and capitalist," said Count Teleky. " He is the Rothschild of Russia and principal stockholder in the Siberian Transconti nental railroad, which is to connect Vladivostock and St. Petersburg, a dis tance of 10,000 miles. Three thousand miles of this road is at present in opera tion across Siberia from Vladivostock, other sections have been built between the inland terminus and St. Petersburg, and the whole line will be finished in 1805 according to the terms of the con tract. Sibirtakow and' Szeweloff, his principal associates, are determined to inaugurate the projected steamship line to San Diego and San Francisco with as little delav as possible. An expenditure of $5,000 000 at this port for docks and warehouses is contemplated, San Diego having been selected as the principal port at .this end of the line. HAYTIAN REPUBLIC. The Decision In Her Case Baa Been Tel' egraphed For. Portland, Or. United States Attor ney Murphy has telegraphed to Wash ington, D.C, for a copy of the decision of the Supreme Court of the United Stales in the case of the-government agaitint the steamer Haytian Republic. Until this arrives the effect of the deci sion cannot be definitely known. The question involved is one which has never been brought up in the courts of this country before, and the decision is one of great importance. The Haytian Re public was seized at Seattle for smug gling opium, and was released on bonds being given in the sum of $30,000 or thereabouts. On her arrival here she was again seized, the libel charging acts of smuggling prior to those for which she was libeled at Seattle. The owners of the steamer demurred to this libel, and claimed that any acts committed by the steamer previous to her seizure at Seattle must have been included or merged in the libel placed on her there. This view was sustained by the Court here and by the Circuit Court of Appeals, and the case was appealed to the Su preme Court of the United States, which, as is now understood by government of ficials here, decided that the steamer Kf be libeled for any unlawful acts not included in' the Seattle libel, whether committed before or after. The acts for which the steamer was libeled here were committed before those for which she was libeled at Seattle. Of course the government will have to prove the facts alleged as to the smuggling acts com mitted. SMALL ORANGE CROP. The Output Will be 20 Per Cent Below Last Year's Produot. San Francisco, Cai. The orange crop of California this year is much below what was expected at the opening of the season, owing to the spell of frosty weather two months ago. The total oat put from Southern California to date ac cording to figures supplied by the South ern Pacific Company is 3,000 carloads, of which 8,100 carloads were for Eastern points. The aggregate for the season will prob ably roach 4,000 carloads. This will be 20 per cent below the shipments of 1893. The output for Northern California will not exceed thirty carloads, the greater part of which never gets beyond the State line. The proximity of San Francisco and Sacramento to the north ern citrus belt affords a home market for the orange growers of that district. Not only was the cVop of oranges in Southern California light, but the prices .rwtliwd were discouragingly low. Barber Shop NORTHWEST BREVITIES. Washington. Kalama is out of debt, and has money in the treasury. Cowlitz county's logging camps are employing 730 men. Kalama claims the largest sturgeon- packing house in the state. , The Tacoma Ledger is suing the city (or a printing bill of $1,100. The new coal shaft of the Roelyn mine is said to be the largest in the United Mates. The Port Townsend nail works have resumed operations after two months of idleness. A thousand Tacoma school children are being rehearsed to sing for a charity penormance. The saving effected by the Tacoma school .board in the reduction ol teach era' salaries is put at $9,187. ' The settlers of Quinault, despairing of county aid, will build a road to Hump tulips by giving each ten days' work. The Whitney County Commissioners have extended the time for the collection of delinquent taxes on personal property to uctooer id. , An unusual measure went through at the last session of the .Everett Council. One Rogers was hired to remove fifty- seven bodies from one cemetery to an other at the price ot $10 each. John Hudson, a South Bend taxider mist, intends shortly to enter upon the very odorous job of cleaning and mount ing the bones of the whales recently stranded on the beach near Tokes Point and on the ocean beach. He thinks he can sell them to advantage to some mu seum. . A piece of creditable artistic enter prise is on foot at North Yakima, and consists of a project, now assured, to build a boulevard from the town out to the State Fair grounds. The road will be graded, trees planted, irrigation ditches put along its full length and a twelve-foot sidewalk on either side. It will be done in time for the fair. . Farmington is much agitated over some promising nuggets brought down from the Hoodoo diggings. The nuggets range in size from a small shot up to as large as a kernel of corn, and contain scarcely any quartz, nearly all of them being pure gold. : A Shaker camp meeting has just been brought to a close on North Beach, Gray's Harbor, at which nearly all the Indians thereabouts were converted. The church took in fifteen from the Qui nault agency, fourteen from the Hump tulips and nine from the Oyehut. , .-. ;. Oregon. - Lumber is lteing sawed at the Yainax mill, Klamath county, for building- a bridge 200 feet long across Sprague river near Eagle ford. The baccalaureate address to the State Agricultural College graduates is to be delivered' June 24 by Rev. Thomas L. Cole of Trinity Church, Portland. After several months of quiet Astoria's Salvation Army has commenced holding open-air meetings again, and more trouble with the hoodlums and author ities is anticipated. , Three men went over the Barlow road from Lebanon toWamic last week. Thev report the snow as covering the road for about fourteen miles and its greatest depth about twelve feet. Suit for $5,000 has been brought against the corporation of Eugene on behalf of Claiborne Bonney, a five-year- old child, who fell through a defective sidewalk, sustaining permanent injuries. By a man in a position to know it ig stated there is at least money to the amount of $200,000 hid away in jars and socks by the different owners in Clatsop county, waiting to be banked or invested when confidence is restored. -. Mr. Morrow of Dallas has two Indian skeletons, one being that of an old man and the other that of a boy. Both skel etons are well preserved, and have at tracted considerable attention. The doc tor dug them up from an old Indian burial ground on Long Island, just below Umatilla. - , , The Board of Prison Directors, Gov ernor Pennoyer, Secretary of State Mc Bride and State Treasurer Phil Metschan have advertised for sealed proposals for the construction of an addition to the south wing of the State penitentiary. These proposals will be opened at the executive office at noon on Monday, June 11. , The Butte Creek . Coal Company has incorporated by filing articles with the Secretary of State. The incorporators are C. R. Hougham, B. F. McLoney and L. H. Tarpley. The duration of the com pany is fixed for twenty years, and the principal office is at Wooaburn, Marion county. The amount of its capital stock is $50,000, divided into 500 shares. The termini of the tramway it proposes to construct are to be at Mount Angel and in section 4, township 7 south, range 2 east, in Clackamas county. ' In the United Presbyterian General Assembly held at Albany these recom mendations of the Committee on Re form were adopted : Protesting against Catholic encroachment of Indians, and especially against the measure before Congress to appropriate $305,000 for ex penditure by the Catholic Church' for this purpose ; protesting against Sabbath desecration ; favoring suppression of the liquor traffic; favoring amendment to the constitution of the United States recognizing the Deity ; expressing sym pathy with unemployed labor and those who find no market for their products, and declaring that members should uae the right of citizenship to elect men who will rule in fear of the God of the Re public The assembly engaged in a special service of prayer for veteran soldiers of the Republic as an expression of sympathy with the Decoration Day exercises. Twenty thousand dollars were appropriated to colleges of the church. The report of the Committee on Appropriations gives $338,725 to the various boardfa of the church. The as sembly adjourned sine die. ; ' SAVED MANY LIVES Legion of Honor Medal Con ferred on a Little Girl. THE NEWSPAPER'S PROVINCE. Impossible for a Modern Dally to Verify Everything That Has to be Served the Public Hot From the Wires. Chicago, III. Judge , Dunne ;, has granted the motion for a new trial in the case of Juliette C. Smith of Toronto, Ont., against the Chicago'Herald Com pany, delivering an important interpre tation of the law of libel. The plaintiff brought suit for damages for the publi cation of a dispatch considered to reflect on her character. A jury found for the plaintiff for $15,000 damages. In grant ing the new trial Judge Dunne said " The plaintiff had the protection of a husband, an intelligent gentleman fully cognizant no doubt of the circumstances attending the publication of a newspa per. He and she must have known that news is gathered by such a paper from multitudinous sources and from the whole face of the earth and published hot from the telegraph wires. That it is absolutely imposible for this modern en gine of information to do the work which the times and the people expect and de mand and at the same time to verity every item and explore for possible falsity in what seems true was information com mon to the plaintiff, husband and all in telligent persons." The proper course for the plaintiff to pursue, the Court said, was to inform the publishers of the falsity of the article and demand repa ration and retraction ; but without ask ing for a retraction suit was commenced after a lapse of over two months. Con tinuing:, Judge Dunne said : " The mod ern daily is at once the effect and instru ment of progress. Its proprietors must answer for wrong done, even without express malice, but they are entitled to fair treatment. When a newspaper is led into publishing unknowingly an un true statement concerning an individual it should not only retract when the truth is made known, but also compensate the injured party for-injury already done; but it is equally the duty of the person thus iniured to make known the truth. demand retraction and lessen so far as possible the injurious consequences of the libelous publication. If this be done and the paper persists in repeating the statement, or refuses ample retraction and reparation, then it is time for the vindictive lightning of the law to strike. Here a party who claims to be injured did nothing to stop the further circula tion of the publication. The right to redress is not the right to vengeance. Courts are to stand between every indi vidual and injustice, protecting the one, preventing the other. It has been the uninterrupted practice of courts to ex amine with careful scrutiny verdicts the principal element of which is vindictive damages and to set aside or otherwise control the same where they are mani festly the result of unreasoning preju dice, blind sympathy or wanton reck lessness. IN FAVOR OF THE TRUST. Fight Between the National Lead Com pany and a Naval Conoern Ended.' Cincinnati, O. Judge Rufua B. Smith gave judgment in a case that occupied ten weeks and has been contested with such bitterness that the Judge regarded the testimony of one witness as not en titled to belief, and that another had de liberately committed perjury. It is a battle between the National Lead Com pany, known as the Lead Trust, and one of the few independent companies not included in the National Company. The suit was brought in August, 1891, by the Walker Paint Company against the An chor White Lead Company and the Eck stein White Lead Company for an in junction restraining the defendants from issuin? circulars containing an analysis of the plaintiff's paint product, showing it is adulterated with Daryles. jntty thousand dollars damages was also claimed. The defendant companies be ing now in the National .Lead Uompany, it was the real defendant. The defense was that the statement of the analysis of the plaintiff's product in 1890 and 1889 was true, The Uourt in an elabor ate opinion found that the claim of the defense was fully established, and dis missed the case, dissolving the tempo rary injunction. SHE SAVED MANY LIVES. Little Girl Presented With the Medal of the Legion of Honor. Indianapolis, Ind. The medal pre sented by the French government bear ing the insignia of the Legion of Honor has been presented to Jennie Creek, a little ten-year-old girl of Alford, Black ford county, for saving a trainload of World's Fair passengers on the Panhan dle railroad last summer. ' While walk ing along the track she discovered that the trestle across a deep ravine was om fire, and the World's Fair express with several hundred passengers on board was nearly due. With remarkable presence of mind the little one tore off her red- flannel petticoat, ran down the track until she came in sight of the approach ing train and waved her skirt as a dan ger signal. A number of French pas sengers were aboard the train. They called the attention of the French World's Fair Commissioner to the inci dent, and he in turn laid it before Presi dent Carnot, who at once ordered a medal of the Legion of Honor, which is given only in recognition of acts of heroism. NATIONAL CAPITAL NEWS. Mitchell has had passed in the Senate a resolution making inquiries as to the boundary lines of the Klamath Indian a; l - t i . reeorvauun, uver which mere is contro versy. The Fish Commission has submitted to the Senate a report showing the re sults of fish-planting in the Columbia river and making recommendations for the successful propagation of salmon and shad. , , ... . .. . The monthly statement of the directors of the mint shows the total coinage of the U nited States during Mav was $9,120,450. of which $8,445,450 was gold and $375,000 was silver. The . silver coinage was en tirely ot half dollars and quarters. Commissioner Lamoreaux of the Gen eral Land Office has submitted to Secre tary Smith a recommendation for au thority to prepare a proclamation for the signature of , the President restoring to mineral . location and entry all the mineral lands in the "Bohemia mining district'.' within the limits of the Cascade range and forest reserve in Oregon. Colonel Fred C. Ainsworth. chief of records ot the pension division, indicted for manslaughter on account of the Ford's theater disaster last June, in which more than a score of government clerks were killed, is now free. Justice McComas of the Criminal Court ordered the indict ment quashed, because it did not show the falling of the building was due to the personal neglect of Ainsworth. The official report of the Naval Board which conducted the recent trial of the Columbia was submitted to Secretary McAdoo. It makes it evident that the Columbia is one of the finest vessels afloat. On her way down the Delaware she struck some drift logs, and as a re sult several of her plates were dented. The ship has gone into the dock to per mit ot examination. Air. McAdoo says that Captain Sumner' was free from blame, as the vessel was in the hands of a competent pilot and the damage was trifling. A. L. Randall. Chairman bf the Inter national Typographical Union Commit tee on Government Uwnership of Tele graphs, has written a letter to Postmaster-General Bissell, accusing him of never having read the; postal telegraph bilL, on. which .he recently reported ad versely to Chairman Wise of the House Committee on Commerce. Mr. Randall says Mr. Bissell evidently took it for granted the bill before him Was the Wan amaker bill of the Fifty-first Congress. He then calls attention ' to the ' govern ment ownership' of telegraphs in other countries, and asks : "Are not the peo ple of this country as capable of con ducting the government telegraph as those of European nations 7" This is followed up with this threats "The In ternational Typographical Union has inaugurated this movement. ' It will do its utmost to defeat any man found working or voting against the great re form, regardless of party affiliations." v: Delegate Joseph has introduced a bill for the irrigation of arid government lands, which ia of interest not only to New Mexico, which he represents, but to California and every other State where there are arid lands. The bill provides for the appointment of an irrigation commission to consist of government en- j gineers to supervise the work. The Sec retary of the Interior is authorized to have geological surveys made and maps prepared for the use of the commission. Three per cent bonds are to be issued to pay the expense of the work. When ever a sufficient amount of arid land has been irrigated it is to be opened for set tlement and sold to heads of families at 10 per cent above the actual cost of rec lamation. The bill also provides for the sale of timber on the public domain In square quarter sections to the highest cash . bidder. Irrigation experts who have examined this bill think it is the best scheme yet proposed for the recla mation oi arm lunus. The Senate. Mills alone not voting. has adopted a resolution declaring the United States will not interfere with the affairs of the Hawaiian Islands, and the United States will regard interference by any foreign power as an unfriendly act. The resolution adopted was intro duced by Turpie, and reads as follows : "Kesolved by the Senate of the United States that it belongs wholly to the people of the Hawaiian Islands to establish and maintain their own form of government and domestic policy; that the United States ought not in any way to interfere therewith, and the interference in the political affairs of those islands by any other government will be regarded as an act unfriendly to the United States." Mills of Texas explained that the resolu tion did not meet his approval, although he would not vote against it. Believing this government has overthrown the ex isting government of Hawaii, he thought it the duty of the United States to tear down the oligarchy set up in its name.' The Senate Sugar Trust Investigating Committee examined Senators Voorhees, Jones and Vest of the Finance Commit tee in regard to the allegations concern ing the efforts of the Sugar Trust to in fluence legislation. .They made a general denial of all the charges made of the ex ercise of influence by the Sugar Trust, and specifically contradicted the story that Secretary Carlisle had made a secret visit to the committee and demanded that the sugar interests be protected be cause of the Democratic party's indebt edness to the Sugar Trust. : They agreed that Mr.- Uarlisle had never made such a visit to the committee, and stated that no such demand had ever been made upon the committee for the reasons given in Edwards' letter or any other account. They also denied the report that a meet ing had been held by the committee on the Sunday before the tariff bill was re ported for the consideration of the sugar schedule, and said that, if the sugar people had been together in any adjacent room while the committee was in session at any time, they were not cognizant of the lact. senator vest denied that he had informed Joe Rickey of the progress of the committee in its consideration of the sugar schedule while the bill was in committee. THE NEW CABINET M. Dupuy at the Head of the French Ministry. A PLOT AGAINST THE CZAR. M. Tnrpin Sells to the Powers Composing the Dreibund the Secret of the Manu facture of a War Machine. - Paris. La Patrie has announced that the notorious Turpin, whose name some time ago came prominently before the public in connection with the invention of the explosive known as melenite, and who was subsequently imprisoned, an gered at the refusal of France to pur chase his latest invention, has left the country and sold to the powers compos ing the dreibund the secret of the man ufacture of a terrible war machine. The latter is said to comprise an explosive and a new projectile, which, it is claimed. will completely transform the art of war fare and the conditions under which it is waged, rendering its possessors the mas ters of Europe. Turpin yielded to the pereuuat urgiugs oi a iorein sovereign, and has received several millions francs on account. The statement that Turpin lias lott tue country and sold his inven tion to the dreibund caused a sensation. M.Leberrisse announces his intention to interpolate the government. M'. Mer- cier, Minister of War, has been informed of this intention, and says he will not object to meeting the question after he has had a conference with his colleagues. He admits that he refused to see M. Tur- Ein and also declined to negotiate with im. He scouts the idea that Turpin's new invention is an important one. THE LORD CHIEF JUSTICE. It is Believed That Sickness Has Com pelled His Resignation. London. Rumors are. circulated that the Right Hon. Lord Coleridge, Lord Chief Justice of England, has tendered his resignation to Lord Rosebery ; The rumor also took the form that the emi nent jurist had intimated to a member of the 'Cabinet that he had reluctantly arrived at the conclusion that his long tenure of service to his country was prac tically ended, and that he felt it incum bent upon himself to announce that the possibility of his resuming a position on the bench was very remote. At the Cole ridge ' residence in' Belgrave Square no confirmation or denial of the report could be obtained. It was admitted, however, that for nearly a month past the Lord Chief Justice has been confined to his bed with a serious internal disor der, and that for the past ten days his condition has been so serious that his medical attendant, Dr. John Cavendish Hale, has considered it necessary to call Sir William Broadbent, an eminent spe cialist, into daily consultation; It was also stated that, although his condition is in a measure improved, it will be im possible even under the most favorable circumstances for the Lord Chief Justice to leave his bed for several weeks. These developments created a sensation, as the facts of the jurist's illness have been concealed from the public. '' GLADSTONE WILL RECOVER. The Operation on His Eyes Proves En . .. tirely Successful. London. All reports regarding .Mr. Gladstone are, most favorable, and there is no reason to doubt that he will be among his friends again within a month with his sight almost restored. ,. An op eration was performed according to prac tice which has been in vogue only a few months, and which has proved almost invariably successful. It has been found better not to destroy completely all sen sation in the eyeball by means of cocaine, as has been the custom for nearly ton years until recently. Careful observation shows the process of healing is more rapid and there is less danger of inflam mation if the nerves are only partially deadened with cocaine and the patient realizes that the operator is manipulat ing the eyeball and feels the puncture of the tiny lancet, but not sufficiently to suffer any real pain. As a matter of fact the operation in Mr. Gladstone's case was quite painless. I PLOT AGAINST THE CZAR. , A List of Aristocratic Lady Nthtltats ;, . Discovered. . . London. The correspondent of the Daily News at Berlin sends to his paper further details of the revolutionary plot discovered at St. Petersburg. - He says fifty boxes of dynamite and numerous bombs were discovered in the coal bunk ers of a steamer. The residence of the Baroness Marikoff was searched, and a list of aristocratic lady nihilists were found. A female medical student, who was one of the suspects, was dragged naked from her bed by the police and taken toward the police station. She escaped from her captors, jumped into the Neva and was drowned.- All the chefs at the Imperial palace have been dismissed, owing to fears they would at tempt to poison the food. . t Portuguese Captain Imprisoned. Lisbon. Captain Castilho of the Por tuguese warship Mindello, who was in command at Rio Janeiro when the Bra zilian insurgents were-taken on board that vessel, and who was also in com mand when the insurgents escaped, has been imprisoned in the marine barracks l 1; Li., i " 1 1 . HOW HE FELL FROM GRACE. Reporting Was Too Exacting, and So He Became a Hotel Keeper. . ' ' "Yes, " said Michael Angelb Tracy, "I once was a newspaper man, long be fore I ever thought of hotels and dia monds. It was in Toronto that 1 made my debut, also exit My first assign . ment was to report an inquest Now. my paper was edited in short, con-; densed, breezy style, and everything . was boiled down This fact was im- ' pressed upon me by the city editor when " I went forth in quest of news. ' Well, I labored like a good fellow at' that in juest and brought in a column of mat ter. The editor read it over with a min- . gled air of aniusement and disgust, and then, laying it aside, said, 'This is all very nice, Mr. Tracy, but we would liko .. to know the verdict. ' I had written a ' column and left out the only piece of . news in the item. You can imagine my emotions. - ' '. ' "My next assignment was to report a ' meeting of the Sons of England, a Tory organization. Now, I was a Liberal and vice president of. the Young Men's , Liberal club of my native city. . The Sons of England were all Tories' and bitter opponents of my party. I had hardly taken my seat at the meeting and was preparing to take notes of the proceedings when I was recognized by a Tory acquaintance, and a howl went up that one of the enemy was among them. ' Instantly the Sons of England rose in a , body and demanded that I be put out. I explained to the exoited assemblage that 1 was only at the meeting in the capao- ' ity of a reporter, and that I didn't in tend to be thrown out None of the Sons of England present seemed to relish -the job of ejecting me, and I remained throughout the meeting. I didn't relish my experience, however, and on my re turn to the office I told the city editor what had happened. ; 'Oh, that's noth ing 1' he said. 'You will get used to lit tle things like that ' I didn't agree with ' him, however, and that is why I am in 1 the hotel business now instead of report ing suicides and pink tras iu my native . land. "Louisville CommerciaL i A City Without a Woman. 1 Maiwatchin, in Mongolia, close to the borders of Russian Siberia, is the only city in the world peopled by men only. The Chinese women are not only forbid den to leave this territory, but even to pass the great wall of Kalkan and enter into Mongolia. '' All the Chinese of this border city are exclusively traders, and they accumulate money till their trad ing with Europe through Siberia has created a sufficient fortune' to enable them to return to their native cities and live there in ease with their families. . Their dwellings indicate their prosperi ty. They are separated from the street by a clay wall, rather ugly, it is true, but surrounding generally a very ele gant looking house, before which are gamboling those sleek looking, plump cues, with unusually big eyes, such as are pretty faithfully represented on Chi nese vases and screens. The main part of the houses of Maiwatchin is divided into two compartments, and that which is behind is raised. Fires are kept up under this great platform, which is cov ered with mats that serve as seats by day and beds by night Opposite the door a niche is generally seen where the domestio idols, unaccustomed to at titudinize to profane eyes, repose be . hind an ornamented blind. The walls of the reception room are lacquered in red or black and sometimes covered with figured silk, according to the wealth and tasta of the owner. The apartment overlooking the court is gen erally of light wood, perforated and carved, and over these openings colored paper is stretched, producing something of the graceful effect of stained glass. The idol temples are gorgeous build-' tags. Chicago Tribune. ' - ' "' ' ' . .- ' Life In Other Worlds. ., A The fact has been established that the , supposed diamonds found in meteorites near the Canyon Diablo, in Arizona, are . actually such. ' This is a matter of pro-'. found interest, indicating as it does that such stones exist on other planets. Some ' authorities assert that diamonds like ' coal, which is so nearly of the same -' chemical construction could not possi-. bly come into existence without previous -f vegetable growths to generate their may , teriaL For this reason they infer that the finding of the gems in the meteor- ites proves that there must have been vegetable life in the place whence the meteorites came. If there was vegetable 1 life there, it is a fair presumption that i there was animal life also. All this may 1 be tin true, but it affords the first guess : glimpse ever obtained into the greatest y problem that mankind has ever attempt- ' ed to handle-namely, the question whether life exists in other worlds than 1 ours. Philadelphia Press. ; " " Couldn't Do It. "" 'T "Jake was madly in love with Cora, and ( riie told him if he would look her straight - In the eye and tell her that he never loved Another, she would marry him." - "Did he do it?" . ; , ; ' T "No; he couldn't." ; -::; "Had loved another, had her" "Oh, no: he was cross eyed." Yankjeo i" Blade. - - ' i i No Life There. Little Dot What's all this talk 'bout : Marsf Does folks live therer V , . Little Johnny They used to live there, J but they is all dead long ago. . v "How do you know t" . . "I heard papa say the names of all the ' seas an lakes an islands an things is from t, the dead laneuaBSS." Good News. . I