Glacier. VOL. 5. HOOD KIVKU, OR KG ON, SATURDAY. OCTORKR 14, 1893. NO. 20. The Hood River Sfood Ivjver Slacier. ruiil.lnllKI) RVKKT SATIiniiAT MORNIKU II T The Clacler Publishing Compaoj. HI II XI llll'TION I'lllCR. On. year ff of S'K mhth Of Tlllr. IMMhOll. , A Hllo ropy tC.ntr THE GLACIER Barber Shop Grant Evans, Propr, SihmukI St., near Ouk. Hood III far, Or Shaving nml I litii 'cutting neatly dons Natisfui turn In Man Utd, (M.VIDKNTAIj NEWS. The old I'iiiiu iili' placers in Sun Ihcgo 'nit v, ('ill., mill near the Inui licrinir iliiiu liiinlcr are being reworked with ex cellent remits. Pry windier are used. Tin1 Oregon Agricultural College ex hibit ut flu-Stale Fair was turni-d over Id tin- Wot Id's Fair ('iiiiiuiiMiin of tlii Mud', iiinl in now displayed ut (.'hiingo's gnat hlliiw, .ItldgC KlIHH lit IIH AtlgclfH IIIn tllllt ii ( 'hiimiiiiin to Imi a merchant intiHt U luiivcly I'liiiiuci 1 in Inlying and selling uinl oilier duties tliul merchants are oc- ti j I iih. Forest tires in the Sound country in Washington have driven llii'i'ougnrsand bear out of their dens hihI into the val ley M'tlli iiiciitM, where they are neen in gnat numbers. The population of New Mexico Iihn not iniitei uilly ( hunted 1 u r i ti t the past yciir. '1 he total Territorial indchtediicMM in !'.i 1 ,71 If, and the cash liiilance in the treiifiiry is f 121, 000. Immense coul I'h'I'Ih in Sonora, Mexico, lire to lie worked hy Sim I i-o parlies, who have ohtiiineil a lease from the gov- eminent. Kailroad, harbor anil other conceftion!i have Is'en grantd. There in a rumor ut Victoria, 11. (, fiHiinlnl iion private Ailviccn, that the governments of the Fnited Staten aiul (neat Britain are negotiating to clone llcliring Sea and the I'acilic for two yearn. The Albatross Iiiih made the deepest Hen simmliug ever male. rlinHphorus lii-h w ithoiit eves were secured at 2, KIN) futliniiiH. I'ifli anil weeds sutlicictit to loud (our curs were secured in the neigh liiirliood of ltchring Sea. It in reported at Chino that Claud Sprcckcln has iKiiiL'ht 11,000 acres of the llixhv ranch near Westminster, Orange county, ( al., and will plant it to beets II tins be true, it means another sugar factory for that region. In Sonoma countv, ('ill., there will lx' lo.noo or 11,000 bales of hopn produced thin veur, against K,40() hint year, llu hopn are of an excellent quality. Only white In t m m fr m were emnloved. and thev were ho satisfactory that Chinese will not he given work when white help can he nccureu. The los Angeles Chamber of Com inerce Iiiih heen ind,.",'.'d hy tho large in flux Irom the l'.iiNt to pass a reHolution slating that " here, an in every other flection of the country, neveral men Htaml ready to till every vacancy for work that oeenrH. 1 he new-coming day laliorcrs stand very little chance of securing work at the present time, and are therefore urgent.lv warned not to eoiuo to thin country." It. is reported at San IMcgo that an In diau outbreak in imminent at Yuma, owing to the trouble hetween Chief I as qual and ex-Chief Miguel. Telegraphic orders havo been received hy Colonel Kellogg in command of the local garri son of regular troop, for aid. Ho Iiiih aligned Major Charles L. Ibivis to the command of adetachmentof thirty men, w ho w ill leave at once, for Hervico at that point. Suspicion in now arouncd at San Diego t hat the hody of the man found recently near La Menu was that of A. C. Warner, who disappeared from San Hiogo some weeks ago after Btealing $30 from his roommate. He is Haiti to have engaged passage by the I'acilic Mail Hteamer Sep tember 5 for Chili, and iH understood to have had $1,000 in Chilian scrip, having stolen the American money to meet his immediate requirements. The Hugar industry of California for the punt year ban been very successful. J5ot.li the grower of sugar beets and the manufacturer of sugar therefrom havo realized large prolits. The refinery at Watsonvillo is reported to ho working at its full capacity. The yield of sugar beets this year is 70,000 tons, which at present rates iH worth $77 per ton. ex clusive of the bounty, which is worth $40 per ton. Last year the crop of sugar beets wuh 5,000 toiiH. It is expected the growing of sugar beets will become a leading agricultural industry. Thomas K. Sheridan, President of tho First National Bank of Roseburg and one of the promoters of the Coos Hay, Koseburg and FiiHtoni railroad, says tho remaining Hixty-two miles of road lias been located from Myrtle Point to Jtose burg. Work iH practically suspended for the rainy season, but will bo started in earnest early in tho spring, and the road will be completed by November I, 1804. Completion of this road will mako accessible an immense timber area, and will render tributary to Portland a largo and fertile section of the State, which has heretofore been in all but name part of California. MI.SINF.SS KRKVITIKN. There are 110,000 telephones jn buidoli. ('rinaiiy'H llrst railroad was built in ln:i. Russia Iiiih more horse than any other nation, Liberia yearly ex portH 1,000,000 poundH oi couee. The lsig land of Ireland amounts to l.'.M.IO.OOO acrcH. California wines are said to Imi gaining favor in Kiuope. Over IL'.IHHI persons are employed In lOinlon theaters, Nearly 1,000,000 pianos are made an nually in Fnglaiid, Thn total cost of the Sue, ninal ex reeded rj0,00),000. The capital invested in Fnglish rail roads ex ls o00,000,000. I he little Kliiifdoin of (i recce finds employment for if7,(HH) sudors. The unicycle is expected by an in ventor to go a mile in twenty socoihIh. i "e Hals worn out in this country an nually cos i US liilli'll as f.HXI, 000,0011. It is estimated (hat i.OOO.OOO women are earning wages in the Ilritish Isles. One of the lurgest barber shops in New i oik now employs girl l.arhers exclu sively. The pi ice paid for cider apples at tin oig mill at I'oviestowii, i'a., is ID cents per 100 pounds. .'... i . . . iiM.-reveii years ago Hie puleni lor the llrst practical sewing machine wus issue to r.liuH Howe. The Stat' of Illinois will use this year more than -1,000,000 barrels of beer, or enough to iiout a navy. The national debt of (ireat Hritain is i.iwo,nxi,r,H (.i,io:i,407.iKi.r);; the na tional iieht of the United States iH 177, 777,KOJ.:i7. iireeley, Col., will ship alsiut fi,(HK) carloads of potatoes to other States the present year. Munv carloadH of these K)tatocs go to Texas. I he aterhury at h Companv has resumisl operations. The courts ought to have known that it was inijMissible to wind that concern up. A carpel loom has Vcn devised which runs two sets of m lies, and the in ventor claims that . will produce a square yard of carpet . uiterial in one minute. Tho coriNUuihtion of Ix-er in the I'nited States is now half a barrel per capita, and is doubling alsmt every eiuht years. At the lieginning of the next century it promises to lie a barrel a head. The Tribune states that the 1,10.1 mill ionaires of New York citv alone could, if they choose, buy up the w hole real estate of the entire Southern States and evict the population by due process of law. According to the official rejmrt for the past twelve months the American peo ple drunk onlv K,:tH:(,70 barrels of I kit in lM7.r), while last year we drank HI, .'174, 51SI, and this vear :1,'!,870i4'hI, an increase of 2,'Wli,540 barrels. The nail machine was invented in 1775. At the present dav it is estimated that 4,000,000,000 nails' are annually made by machinery in (ireat Hritain alone, and from a fourth to a half of this numlxT in the united Mates. I'lustern Sw itzerland manufactures an niially nearly JL0,000,(KM worth of machine-made embroideries. The United States alone have imported as high us 17,700,000 worth of these articles in a single year, and tho business seems to he increasing. PURELY PERSONAL. (ieneral Muck holds his pennion by grace of a special act ot Congress. Inspector Williams of tho New York police was arrested tho other dav bv ono of his men, who was convinced that tho Inspector was a confidence man. Mrs. Crook, the widow of tho Indian fighting (ieneral, is a very fine-looking woman, with snowy-whito liair that is in striking contrast to her youthful and vivacious spirits. Tennessee has seven living ex-Govern- orH. in tho list of official succession thev come as follows: Ishain (i. Harris. D. W. C. Senter, James I). I'ortor. Alvin (. Hawkins. William H. Hate. Ivobert L. Taylor and John I'. Buchanan. Don M. Dickinson of Michigan, ex- PoHtniaster-Genoral of the United States, has been retained by the Canadian Pa cific to defend President Van Home and other officials of the road charged with violation ot tho interstate commerce law. Tho trial comes up in November at Ta- Dina. Captain Malum, now of tho United States steamer Chicago and the author of tho reniarkablo books on the influence of sea pow er, la one of tho most popular Americans in lsngland. He was a guest at tho dinner given by tho Queen to tho German Kmperor at Osborne tho other evening. It is stated that as soon as the Arch duke Francis Ferdinand d'Esto returns from his Journey round the world his betrothal w ill tako place with Trincess hhzaboth of Havana, a granddaughter of tho Emperor Francis Joseph and of J'rinco Kegcnt huitpoid of Jiavana. ISx-Prcsident Benia'min Harrison writes to a friend that he will arrive in San Francisco about the 1st of next Feb ruary. He will remain in California six weeks. His lectures at Stanford Uni versity will bo largely historical, and will treat of colonial characters down through the confederation to the adoption of the it..:i...i c. Dr. Thomas Ileazlo Park, the physi cian who accompanied Stanley through the Central African forest in liis search for Emin Pasha, is dead. The explorer showed much affection for Park in his book, for the physician pulled Stanley through when he was attacked bv sick ness at Fort Bodo and alBO performed excellent service for the other members of the expedition. KASTKRX MKLAMii:. A KirHnig ConHpiracy Di'hcov- crcil in Oliicao. II K LOVKI) A C0L0RKI) WIDOW. Destitute Fanners of Western Kan sas Appealing to (ioveruor Lewellliiif for Aid. Of tifty-six Indian agencies twenty an now in charge oi army olhcers. Massachusetts is credited with having I00.0IK) cyclists, including lstli sexes The water supply is limitel in New York, and the price of milk has gone up. i .'old-iriiniiig in ( olorado has Is-en much stimulated hy the decline in silver. The town of I'erry in the Cherokee Strip is rapidly assuming city projsir lions There are said to IwrIkiiiI five contest ants for cverv claim in the Cherokee Strip. There are atxmt 750 hotels in Chicnuo. Kvhich have accomiiKslulioiiH for 150,(KX) guests. Three billion cigarettes were smoked in this country during the fiscal year just ended. It is said g'xxl moonshine w hisky can he Isjiight in Kastern Tennessee for 50 cents a gallon. The clergymen of Kings county. N. Y are denouncing tho projiosed Corbctt' .Mitchell light. A syndicate of J'opulisti, headed hv State otliciulH, is buying up newspapers in close counties in Kansas. rlissls have done immense damage to to is in irginia arm wasnei away lour . . !. t - : - l.i 1 ' , uire nuns on mu iiiipiuuu. The Federal grand jury at Iiirm intr- hnm, Ala., has indicted six Feleral ofli- ers for corruption in oflice. Deer are more plentiful in tho Adiron- lucks this fall than during any previous open season for a score of years. An organization oi r-pinniaiists re- ntlv met at Liberal, Mo., and raised 100,000 for a Spiritualistic college. Captain II. I. Spore of Hudson is or ganizing a bicycle corps for the First I ..f i. -p. ... v.. i . . i nriiueiii oi me icaus luiumeer Vfiitiru. A inovetnent lias teen sUirtiMt aiiionn tlie A. O. U. . of Kansas to secure seed wheat for the destitute western farmers. Tho big dynamite guns for the defense arrangement is not a contract, but a des of New Yorlk harbor are to be trained, ''nation of the company as the official levated and depressed hy electric mo- tors flie consolidation of electric railroads with the establishment of a truck sys- tem in New England is one le of the latest HChClllffl. The Columbian Celebration Coinna' nv s huilding at tlie orld 8 fair cost fKKUKK), and it was sold by the receiver or fL'oO. A Chinaman at Ottawa will test the constitutionality of Canada's law, which imposes a duty of $50 each on all Chi nese immigrants. The Amalgamated Association of Iron and Steel Workers in J'ennsvlvania has agreed to concede a 10 per cent reduction in tho finishers' department. In Cincinnati there has recently been organized a rent guarantee company, the busineHs of which is to insure land lords against loss by bad tenants. There havo been recent developments tending to show that the Louisville and Na'.hvillo railroad will soon absorb the CI esapeake, Ohio and Southwestern. A Chattanooga electrician proposes to perfect an arrangoment bv means of w hich train robbers will be electrocuted as soon as they touch the express com pany's safe. lready 15,000,000 have been spent upon tho scheme to carry electric power been introduced in the Senate by its ali tor illuminating and manufacturing pur- thor. It provides that, there shall bo a poses from Niagara Falls over the State commission, comprised of three Senators of New York. The first wires will prob- to be selected by the Senate, three Rep ably be strung along the Erie canal. resentatives to be selected by the Speaker The statistics of the shipping of the iiii. ivljl i i i I ?or ? ! I" PWlHh.e(i by Llovds.show iinu mere is no naiion wmcn nas maue so rapid an mcrease in the tonnage of twelve monU1S as the United States.' themselves of the privilege of voting for school officials at an election held in New Haven, Conn., on September 18. The t icket they supported was elected bv a majority of 1,700 out of a vote of 7,507. T, . , ., , . Tho reports of railroad earnings con- , . J l l-vviMO yji uie UI111CU Clltbea, Willi a nue to show a decrease as compared view to Aevising means for the better with the earnings last year. There has ment theroof nd is ivpn fnI1 ,-nHHlIi(.. been a decrease every week for some tinio, but the weekly decrease lias been growing-smaller since the middle of Au gust. A flrebuot conspiracy has heen discov ered in Chieairo. the scoundrels havinc their headouarters in that citv. At least eigni nres nave Deen traced to these lire- bugs in 1 inois and two or three other States, and durincr the last three years the gang has succeeded in getting a clear fou.uuu trom the insurance companies. A wator fnmino nrflv,n in nrrB f Encinal and Duval counties, Tex. In the town of Aquilares there is much suf fering. Mexican women await the com ing of the trains, and with cans and pails catch the drippings under the ten der and engine. Tho House Committee on Banking has decided to report favorably on Mr. Springer's bill providing that before a loan can be made by a national bank to ne of its officers consent must be grant- ed by yea and nay vote of the directors. A great number of banks have come to grief because of the borrowing proclivi- nes of their dirwtoTS. 0M Washington city. ',x-llepreseiitutive (ieorge II. Durand of Michigan has been selected by the Attorney-lieneral Ut assist in the prose cution of Federal officials and others Implicated in the charges of opium and Chinese smuggling on I'uget Sound and vicinity. It is intimated that the Treasury I)e- parimi'iii is actuated in ordering thi' revenue steamers tirarit and I'erry to tlie I acific (oast more by the condition of the Chinese and seal-fishery questions than to aid in the prevention of the smuggling of opium in I'ngr t Sound. The Secretary of War has awarded a medal of honor to Cantain Krnest A. Cardingtm of the Seventh Cavalry " for distinguished gallantry at Wounded Knee creek, S. I).. duriiiL' the Siour war of the winter of 1800-1." Cantain Cur. ding toii wus badly wounded in the Imt- lle. The (,'oinmittee on Wavs and Mi-arm has begun consideration of tho new tar iir bill. There is an intimation that the Secretary of the Treasury favors an in crease in the interna -revenue tar on whisky, beer and tobacco as the best means of raising the additional revenue necessary to meet the iricreasintr deficits of the government. Iif consequence of the new restrictions for conducting the official trial trips of navul vessels contractors will find it more difficult in the future to earn pre miums for an excess of sjiecd. Jlegin- mng wun uie .MontL-omerv. soon to he ineo, me contractors will not he permit ieu io maintain a pressure aixve 5 ne cent in excess of the standard nressiirr- Heretofore the contractors carried steam to a dangerously high pressure. It is highly probable that the Com iruttee on territories will rejKjrt a bill for the admission of Utah to Statehood soon. Joseph, a member of that com iiiuiee, saio mat such a hill will he re' imrtod, and added that before the close of the present session hills for the ad mission oi Arizona. .ew .Mexico am Oklahoma will be reported favorably from his committee. He expressed treat ...... v . . , ,, cond enrn t ml miru'lll ...m ,,. In response to a resolution of inuuirv the Secretary of the Interior sent to the Senate a statement coiicerniriir the discon ti nuance and consolidation of land offices showing the follow ing amonii the con solidations: California. Independence wun isana; Nevada, hurcka with Car son City : N yomine, Lander with Ruf. t . 1 ft I A A .... iiuo. j ins statement said the reason for the consolidations was the inadequacy oi uie appropriation and to prevent deficiency. ine i oHiomce Department has ac cepted the offer of tlie North American Navigation Company to carry mails for -Mexico and Central America, the new """ .,a'r" r miner uie general laws. Ac coming io me oner the steamers wi carr-v niaiis once in twenty days to those Pn1 at w,1.lc.n ""'V ar-' compelled to HtoP provisions of the company's con- tracts with the Central American StateH. leaving uie poeimaster to nx trie com pensation. Secretary Herbert lias iriven to the press the correspondence relating to the removal of Captain Iligginson from the command of the Atlanta. The state ments that Secretary Herbert apologized to Captain Hitrtrinson for removing him from duty and oll'ered to restore him to his command on liis own application are not borne out bv the facts, and are espe- cially denial. Captain Hitririnson is en titled to the credit of having disclosed to the department tlie condition of the At lanta when tlie vessel was ordered to sea. 1 lie letters embrace the full his tory of this well-known case, and the conclusion of the matter is that Secre tary Herbert accepts the apology and explanation of Captain Higginsoii, and says liiH connection with the matter will not be permitted to prevent his being assigned to such duty as his rank enti tles him to perform, when the opportu nuv oners. The compromise silver measure pre pared by Senator Jones of Arkansas has ?i x ' k! Pe.r,8?n! l?.be se" ivvitvi u i-uc x nrruuem. cut 'It'll to ITOIl" nnnatic;n by the Senate. The eomrnis- D; nKrtn rt.,:,A u u e Lf their number as'President, and the "':in t. ? . "J ' . ! io iv .ivivt nil oi:caiuu 111 HIU capitol and in such other places as ama- j'ority shall direct, and employ necessary stenographers and employes, and mav administer oaths and send for persons and papers. The commission is charged with an examination into the fiscal and mon- etary condition ot the government and i f ti, tt,.i :.u ' tion. ii is cnargea to specially examine and report upon by one or more bills the following subjects: The full or partial remonctization of silver and a proper ratio bet ween it and gold ; revision of legal - tender laws to prevent discrimina' tion between various descriptions of oiuw-uhuk. tax repeal wun nec essary revisions uie cause ot the pres ent paralysis of trade and the necessity legislation to prevent national banks lro'" auusing meir power, ine second section of the resolution instructs the Secretary of the Treasury to set apart and retain in the Treasury so much of the silver bullion now in the Treasury as will bo necessary to redeem tlie outstand ing Treasury notes in compliance with the terms of the act of July 14. 1890. and providos that the remainder of th bullion shall be set apart to be coined. and the Secretary is reouired to coin it at the rate of not less than 4,000,000 standard silver dollars per month, which when coined shall be an asset in the Treasury, and while this coinage is in progress the purchases of Bilver bullion under the terms of the Sherman act shall be snspended. FOREIGN FLASHES. Oreat Progress in the Study of the Monkey Language. THE ABOLITION OF KXOUTISG. Wasp Plajrue in Sussex, Enuland- AsHasHlnatloDH in Italy Tlie French Vintage. Another native war in Southern Africa now seems inevitable. Sued, the faster, is insane, and im now in an asyium near 1'ans. Harvesting operations in It. show a satisfactory result. The revision of the Belgian const itn. uon nas heen accomplished at last. A caravan oi 10.000 came Is nml i rvm slaves left Timbuctoo for Morocco re cently. The doctors to Chinese rovaltv recenuy lined a year's salary each for incompetence. Train-robbing in -Snain is trtmrdwl against ny stationing two soldiers in every railway car. Prince Ferdinand of Bulgaria's latest project is the establishment of a med ical lacuity in Sofia. Paris has a new storage-battery street car line uiai. nas ween in successful op eration several months. Dr. Cornelius Herz of Panama canal notoriety is recovering his health at tJournemouth, England. The average number of assassinations and attempts at assassination in Italy is said to be luiiy o,000 a year. France is tlie only European country wiiicn nas to-day tewer able-bodied men man it had thirty years ago. i tie Lbina volcano in the TVnn-inn Cordillera has become active after being in n iuiceceiu state ior years. Kaiser William, Dr. Miquel says, has taken for his motto, " The Emperor is inv niKi servant oi ine people. The Ixindon section of the National l-ioerai federation has dec ared f- tho abolition ot the flouse of Lords. The wasp plague is still very bad in Sussex, England, and the destruction in ine orchards has been verv great. Junng the reign of Victoria the In lian government has coinpd f9 nnn nnn -t '11 1 ' ivv oi goiu and a.'uo,uw,uw ot silver. ine latest estimate of the Rim-iinn wheat crop is 71',000,000 bushels. Last. year s crop was &)b,000,000 bushels. A peasant living on one of the Grel- isles recently dug ud a statne. for whiVh uie nriusn government has paid $32,000. The tariff war between Germanv and Russia will force the former country to buy enormous quantities of grain in this country. Russia is said to be about to nrnniro a naval station in East Africa at which to repair and coal the vessels of her Pacific squadron. Ihe phylloxera has at last touched every wine-growing district in France. the Champagne vines being the last to oe narmeu. Christine Nilsson has her dininor room papered with hotel bills which she has paid during her professional tours. The sum total is enormous. The St. Petersburg correspondent of uie j.onaon central Aews says that an imperial ukase will shortly be issued . 1 T 1 . . . - . abolishing the practice of Snouting by the police. lhe recent army maneuvers of the Austro-linnganan troops were not satis factory. Iniperor 'William was notverr favorably impressed with the work o'f the uenerals. in Switzerland all the telegraph lines au expenses is f -ou.WU. Mr. Burne-Jones, the Entrlish artist I is engaged upon the interesting task of painting a portrait of Air. Gladstone's VOUni?est trranddnnrrhter TVirntlnf rii-on. This little blue-eyed maiden of 3 years is said to resemble the grandfather start- lingly. Dr. Buchwald of Tinsio ,t;a0 amone some forgotten mannserinta , .1.11": ;lPt : . the University of Jena Martin Luther's political essay against the theological iacuuy oi ine university of lxiuvain, Belgium, which manuscript was snn- poseu io nave oeen lost. : J x. i i , . r The tailors have met in London " to prepare for the abolition of the sweating system and long hours and for the com- ing battle of the tailors of the world." The 25,000 members of the organization are threatened by the master tailors with a destruction of their union. The present, vear of 1803 nromispa tn be a great vear for the French -intav Chateau Lafite, which produced 320 hogs- neaas last year, has this year yielded 1,000, and the increase is general. Thorn is such a demand for casks that, certain ordinary sizes, usually bringing 4 francs, ow cose ia irancs. Many of the houses in Holland bv a pecial door, which is never opened save on two occasions, when there is a mar riage or a death in the family. The bride and groom enter by this door; it is then nailed or barred up until a death occurs, when it is opened and the hodv is re moved by this exit. The Chinese government in renlv in the joint protest of foreign Ministers gainst the alleged barbarous treatment f foreigners in China, especially in Hu nan ana liutehe, of which Chang Tung is Viceroy, promised that Chantr Tnn should be degraded in rank in the event of further outrages happening in hi i Ti i - UIYeu u A nere those at the entrance being 13 feet high and are 1 ,41 1 offices and 12,385 telegraph op- some of the others 18 feet. They all average erators. lhe annual profit derived above 1 ( font: in Viain-V V o tnoi'nn!ri? rt Ka. a r province. WHERE SHE DREW THE LINE. Ver fyrn wrr noft and dark an nluht, Her raven trewM's vln. I took a (M'ttt Is-nlde my love. And wion I fHI toniKlilntr. Hhe jliud her hn nd wit li in my own What thrllln Is-itan to qnlvr-r About my heart! hald nh, "Dfar John,' What in It niBkm yon dhlver?" I ar-arcely knew, and o I aald. "I'm warmer than a cinder," And then a daring thoniflit occnrre4 lray, what wan there to hinder? I bent above her ruby lip To Meal the tempting bllMwu. "Oh, no!" nald the, "It cannot be; I draw the line at klmes." Ah, who can tell the royal way To manage pretty mlwten? Just when you think they love yon mont They draw the line at kisxes. The years may come; the years may go; I'll ne'er forget our meeting Cpon her rheekn a pretty (flow The moment all too flnetlng. And oft my heart doth dream anew Of aromatic: blliem. An when, her little hand In mine, 8he drew the line at kisses. Chicago Dispatch. Mm. Sleuth; or, The Lady Deteetlrs. "Ha!" "Yoti will not give me a million dollare?" "No." "I am your wife?'' "Yen." "Therefore you are my husband?" "It is so." "And you will not put your property ia my name?" "Woman, what takest thou me for?" "We will see." , "Annette!", "Yes, madam." "Buy all the disguises Id New York." " 'Tis as good as done." "I may need one." "Ha!" "Put them in a Fifth avenue stage." "I begin to comprehend." "They w ill reach the Union League club by tomorrow evening " ' ith industry but it is quite four blocks." "Attach my diamond revolver to mr watch chain." "Ha! the adventure Is indeed hazardous." "And put my knitting needle in its scab bard." "I obey." It is a small room in the club. Two men are playing cards. The stakes are a million dollars. They are not two men. Nay, they are a man and a boy. The man holds four kings. The boy holds two aces. But they look to the man like four. He staggers from the table. "I am ruined!" "It was I who won your million dollars." "What, you, my wife?" "Yes, I! Is my hat on straight?" Truth. Sweet Samaritan. Small Boy Oh, mamma, this poor old gentleman says he hasn't had a thing to eat for eight months, so I've invited him home to lunch with us. Harper's Bazar. Draldish Ruins lu England. The Stonehenge, one of the most remark able of the ancient monuments on the Brit ish isles, is situated on the Salisbury plain about three miles from the village of Ames bury. It lies at the conjunction of two roads, surrounded by a bank and diteh, and is as much of a puzzle for the antiquarians of today as it was for those who carefully surveyed and examined it a thousand years . ... j : ... n oa i upright stones varying in size and form, inc 6 feet square. These unright stones were ioined toseth- e by others at the top, these last lying horizontally, like the lintels of a door- twit- and p.b nhnnt-. 1'? fept-. lrni Tb whole made a huge circular cage, the use ot which can only be conjectured. At ex- actly 8.3 feet, from this circle of large stones is an inner one composed of 40 stones stand- mg on end, but much smaller than thoseof the ante-ring. It is supposed that this struc ture was a Drnidish temple. St. Louis Re- I public. Sacred Hymns of a Youngster. If only we could recognize that children do not mean to be irreverentl Little Tfwi was really as devout as could be expected from a 4-year-old and sang with great fer- vor Sumlav school hvmns innumprahln. sometimes revising them after his own fashion or iumblinsr them un with scrans of other songs in a style less shocking than comical. Whether he sat on the porch steps by the hour blithely warbling forth to the passersby the somewhat alarming as surance that I will guide thee with my knife. or announcing with lusty shout, Holy forks, for I am coming. whose original I need not remind those who live within avoiding distance of a me lodien was the widely known hymn, "Hold the Fort," his intentions were of the best. Washington News. His Choice. "Did he marry the girl who could paint things on crockery ware?" 'o; he married one who could cook things to put into crockery ware," New York Press. Progressive. 'We charge $3 a dozen; 110 for three dozen; $15 for six dozen, and so on." 'I suppose av a man tuk enough ar am jtz 'ud let urn go for nothin?" Harper's B.-.zar. MM " I wv au uvikuv tuw lumuiiii VI lSi