m iver Glacier he VOL. 5. HOOD UI VISR, OREGON, SATURDAY. SHTTKMRER 9, 1893. NO. 15. IT 1 lood B Stood Iivcr Glacier. "'IIIHIUU IVIIIT lATtlUDlT KORHIKO T t Tlio Glacier rubllsblng Companj. i um niri ioN rnic'K. n 'i. .r fl . I or M . Cew HHHtllll I lilru lli.inllil HiikU niijr THE GLACIER iarbcr Shop Grant Evans, Propr, S.i,-,,!,, hi ( rttt ()ttK . . Hood IUfr, Or Mmvinjj and llulr cutting nrlly don. .Nilllnfui'tloll (illlailtd. OCCIDKNTAL NKWS. Iln' Virginia iiihI TriickcK Hail rojn t Ciiiiii.iiiv Iiiii p'iIih'ciI tin1 pay of nil it i it 1 1 I - i-, i'i'i't luiiiiiiiitiM' cnginccrM, 1.' i n I l rill , ll m I n i 1 1 1 - I thai cilriixi vc fnui'ln u i i ! i ii 1 1 i 1 1 ii I i'il iii mi i hit I iiiii with tln uM. nip! in hum' tin1 .Sin iVilru in Vic- till I.I ll.l' lull'. I hi' ii iliilulH (if lllll Nllf pl'llddl HHV- ii ' li.tiik lit I'iiiIIiiii I unlit Iln x'.nrk huiili i- to n.iiiili:.'" 'lull tin' lui'ik Mill M'. all lrpii.sitni' in full. I ii Win-liiiitiiii'M (ruin hum-Hi Dili M U Oil plHlllisl'H 111 III' lilt iH'Nt fVIT l.lltitlll. I III' IIVI'IIIH'' NM'I'l fllMII ltlitl"ll ( uhiiiiliia tu tin' ()ii'(iiti Iiiii- will If thiil v Iiii- licit tu tin? lure. Srill Muiiitiif 1 vim H (Vfi'k, .liirkxoii 1 1 il nt v, )r ,, vt I n 1 1 an lii'i'il riillri t ami l-ll!ii:li Ijl-t till' blllbs lllxl MCltlnnf till' miI'I ll.ntfM o( Nuiillii'rn Ori'non, Iium l nil iij iii,ti- u lii'ini"t in that lint'. A' hw (u'oH't utinii of the work on tin' Santa Marcui'itil exti'liMon on tin' Stnilh ci ii I'.n ihi' hat nut I'rrn dleiontillilt'd lit rcpml htatril. huiiic (100 men h i il Will;, l' nt trill of tin' fm rr iH'ini t alvi'ii ntf, iiinl il H lu'licved tint Iiiiiiii'In will In' iliriiiujh ill the Hriii( of lH'.M. T11H MllllllllT, it in n:tid, w ill HC(t tin-lil'-t of tiir fit 1 1 it tllH II till icy Villli'V (( t in l,i I?. Tlii'V mi' living t y million I !- mii miiiii' lii-riiHc, ami have not yet dr-jxi-ilol l lii'ir lyrt. TIioj-i' who have ol n'i r I their IiuIiiIh Hiiy tlif disease liii Ii hai ran-ril llii'ir ili'tlnntion in othrr i!ai i - it tin' ttaiiitt to all n ' it iiruiii i'H hh thai w liii Ii is killing llii'lil there. Tliry Iiim In rii in tin' valley in iiiiiiiIhtm ever Mint' it WlIM liit visited II' lilt' whiten. In tin' fort'htiy litiil'liii( at the World's I iiii Oivnii taken a buck n'lit for no Stall' or nation, lu-r (ureMry I'xhiliit liv ing a ifvi'latioii even to Oieniiiun who luiv ht iit thi'ir livi'H in thf I'oifHlH. Shi1 hhowh tin- lar'i'Ht hlork of wood in the htnliliii. Thin is a crona section from the it imk of a tiilt'-lanil Hpiucc, ami in tell li i i in diameter. Thin Heiiion was nil t w fiily fri't aliovo the butt, which w.in Mxtt'fii fi'i't ill lintiu'tT. The tree ot w hich it was a part nil unite n sprout when ('oliinihllH stinted on 1 1 i M firnt vov H(t', uii'l before it wiih felletl ltd tupinoxt liiiint'he.t toweled more than .'100 feet above terra Ilium, or high enough to uf lonl iiinple shade loi Ihe ntoimler 1'Vrrin whet IV earn on the upper level. Oregon i-hiiut iiImi a lieiilltiliil house eoiiHtrili'ti'tl wholly of Oiv(on woixIh. It in ten feet upline, nineteen feet high, ami in mir iiiouiitril ly an open cupola. The liuiltl ing t liitiiigluiiil it liiiithcd in hard wotnl, all highly pnlihhi'il, elegantly earved inul iiriaiigr'i in tl'' tnoxt attrnt tivu fiiNhion poMhle to t-how tin) nativi' wooiIh of tlio State. Tin' i'"l i Htipportetl hy four nici ly curved l'urii! eoluinim uf maple, w hile u hke ntniihiT of biniilur I'ohinuiH of oak support tlio rtn)f of the cupola. .Inst now the newHpiipeiH of Oregon are having a great, ileal to nay about Or egon fruit being shipped Kui-t, where it is sold if a California product. There is too much truth in the statement to make the thing funny. Hut a few days ago at Chicii'.!') some Oigouiatm, desiroii.H of learning whether or iit there wiih any sale lor Oregon fruitH, took occasion to give the mailer a fair test, and nt the mine time "evened up" on California for having so long sailed under false colors hy palming oil' as her own Oregon choicest fruits. Just, outside- the World's Fair grounds some hoys were selling Califor nia (uenuine. not Oregon-grown) pears, peaches, apricots and cherries, and the Utile fellows were loudly crying their wares "Fresh California "fruit!" "Cal ifornia peaches!" "California pears!" The Oregoniiina approached the hoys, examined their fruits, and told the boys that it w as not California fruit they were wiling, ami assured thein it was grow n jn Oregon. The Iiovh said it might lie from Oregon for nil they knew they said it was from California because that made it sell better. Then (ho wise men from Oregon dug down in their jeans and brought up soino tdiining two-bit pieces, which they gave to the boys with the understanding that, they were to shout "Oregon fruit," "Oregon pears," etc., during the remainder of that -day. The boys died their lungs on the now proposition, and the results were aston ishing, l'eople who had visited the fair and seen Oregon's peerless horticultural diplay opened their eyes. " What," Paid they, "Oregon fruit! Well, we must try some of it it looked so beautiful at the fair." And they did try it. f?o many tried it that (be boys fioon sold out their stocks and had to return to headquar ters again and again for more, and up to last, accounts these self-same boys were crying, " Right this way for your Oregon pears I" l'UUKLY I'KUNONAL (ienciiil I'll. John Pol ler Iiiih been ap pointed cashier of the New York post otlice nt a salary of 1 2 , 0 i I a year, Oovernor UiihhcII of Masi-achum'tlM Iiiih long been noted us an eiiii'sli inn, and now be Is gaining renown as uu ex pert bicycle rider. Ilishop .loeph ICiideiuacher has been transferred by the I'opn from Nashville, Teiin., to Foil Wayne, Ind,, which is considered a morn Important, position. Having completed hi " I'rinee of In dia," lieiieral Wallace has iiIuiim for an other story already taking shape, but it w ill probably take him several years to OoiupHie ll. Ho valuable are her lewi-ls that Mrs. Poller rainier never attend a ball or party of any kind to which she wears thrill w it hout a l mile detective to form a part of her escort. The iiioiiiiini iit erected over the grave of the ioi'l, .liiini'N liates Peirival, at Hazel linen, Wis., through the ellbrls of the fitfully of Yale College ami u few others will soon be unveiled. Miss Osgood of I'.rooklvn is the only American woman who hat been admit ted to work in the Sevres factory at Ver sailles. She worked there for n year, and now reprislm en the same work'. (ieiieral Meitotti ( i.iribaldi, son of tint Italian patriot, and his wife celebrated their silver wedding a few days ago in Home They received congratulations from friends of the familv in all parts of Italy. Mrs. Cleveland's tattes in jewelry are very simple. Although she owns a num ber of rings, she rarely wears anv except her wedding ling. A favorite ornament on dress occasions is a be.iut tful diamond star, w hich w as one of her wedding gifts. I.ady Wiiiiboiirne, the brightest and cleverest of all the sisters of Lord Haii dolph Churchill, is considered the source from which the erratic politician derives his inspiration, as be is not credited with a great amount of bruins of bis ow II. Mary W. Fee, w ho w as known through out the Second Corp" of the Army of the Potomac as " Mother Fee," died in I'hil adcljilua recently, Jhiring the war of the Kehfllioli she win a Volunteer field nurve, serving at the front without pay, and it was there that she was nU'rction nteiv nicknamed bv the soldiers "Mother Mrs. Pierce, the sister of the poet loiigfellow, bus presented to the Maine Historical Society the house in which her brother lived during his youth. It is ll ldcst brick structure in Portland. The properly is valued at fLTi.OOO, and M is. Pierce reipiires t hat the rooms shall lie forever kept as " liugfellow's Memo rial liooliis." liiirnes (irivlev, the only surviving brother of 1 1 trace ireelej . lives at the age of Tu Veins on (ho old (ireeley home stead at eiiapliiiitni. He is described by a recent lii'lv visitor at tall, loosely iointisl, shambling of gait, with snowy hair and beard, mild blue eves, peaceful visage and a tongue that is the nearest approach to perpetual motion yet dis covered. Miss Lizzie Oreen of Detroit seems to be the sensational l.ioauty of the Conti nent just now. The story goes that at the wedding festivilies the ijucen of It aly had her nephew sent away on inili tarv service to keep him out of the wav of (he pretty American. The Human shopkeepers display iihottigraphsof M iss lireen standing beside the voung Count of Turin. Mr. Gladstone is to make a progress in Scotland during the autumn, and he will be the guest of lird lircadalhane at Taymoulh Castle, of Inl Kosebery at Malineiiy and of Sir Charles Tennant at the Olcn. The longest visit is to be paid to (ieorgo Armistead. Mr. Gladstone will also be the guest of his nephew, Sir .lohn Gladstone, at Fasquc House, Kin cardineshire, for a few days' Btay. BUSINESS BREVITIES. The world's supply of diamonds is twenty times greater than it was thirty years ago. It is estimated (hat this country pro duces over 2,'JOO pound of grain to each inhabitant. The public debt of France is in excess of :;l,0l0.000.000 francs (in United States money $7,200,000,000). Twelve years ago one sailor in every 10(1 who went to sea lost his life. Now only one in 2:!(l is lost. Hohemia has nearly 1-10,000 separate manufactures, more titan (here aro in any other province in Austria. In 1815 the United Slates produced $50,000 in silver; in 1801, ! 57,(1:10,000, or more than a thousand times as much. Germany has one postotlice to every 1,771 inhabitants. In proportion to the population the United States has twice as manv. The Navy Department is experiment ing for an American bituminous coal that is freo-burning, non-coking and smokeless. A Western geologist says that Kansas can raise wheat for another 1,000 years before exhausting the necessary proper ties of the soil. Mexico sends the UniteiFStates cverv year $10,000,000 worth of " heniquen " rope, the cord ago out of which ham mocks are made. An apple tree w hich is claimed to have borne fruit for (he last century and a quarter is still in bloom in an orchard near Lenoir, N. 0. The largest poultry farm in the United States is located on Long Island. It con sists of 1,300 acres of land, with five miles of water front. It is asserted that the best, strongest and most fibrous material in the ehape of wood now used as pulp for paper is made from spruce logs. Tho annual manufacture in Europe at the present time according to the last statistics is something like 1,850,000 square yards of looking glass. EASTERN MELANGE. Anthrax At tacks Also Human l!'iii";s in Illinois. TIIK COTTON CKIHIS IN .TEXAS. (Tilniffo Hanker I in port Gold Direct From Europe Typhoid Fe ver In St. Louis. The Punk of Commerce, at Havana has failed. Georgia's cotton crop will probably bo the largest in her history, A $ 12,X "0,000 drop in Georgia's valua tion will cripple the State schools. The Minneiistlis and Diilulh stork of wheat amounts to 12,512,505 bushels. The new government lands iiliout ready fur statement comprise U, ."W0, 000 acres. Notable colored men Ht Philadelphia have organized an anti-l) lu lling league. Cattle and sheeji herders are fighting over the possession of rungi's in Colo rado. The use of certified checks instead of cash is U'ing tried with success at Little Kmk. A steady increase in through ami ex port freight is noticeable on Eastern mails, Dick P'x-lie, the noted gold-brick swin dler, is jailed at Omaha for his usual tricks. Si. Paul and Minneapolis publishers are lal king of reduced prices for type setting. The agitation for the removal of the capital of Kansas from Topeka has Ix-en renewed. The anthrax is attacking not only all kinds of live stts'k, but human Wings, in Illinois. Senator Siewart predicts the silver question will be under discussion months and months. The Massachusetts Agricultural Soci ety employs 100 men in lighting the gypsy moth. Governor Tillman will protect South Carolina cocktails by securing a trade mark on them. The army worm has appeared in the col ton Ileitis of the Arkansas ana .Mis sissippi river Isjttoms. The whole-ale grocers tit Memphis have issued notice that they will sell hog product for cash only hereafter. The losses incurred by insurance com panies in Tennessee during the year 1802 amounted to 00 per cent of the premi ums. There is much agitation in Southwest ern Kansas over a prooRed irrigation litch, which would drain the Arkansas river. A negro murderer, pardoned recently by Governor Altgeld of Illinois, has just been arrested at Kushville for highway robberv. A crisis exists in Texas in regard to the movement of the cotton crop. None of the banks will advance money to move the staple. . The State Railroad Commissioners of Kansas have taken holt! of tho seed wheat problem to handle it in a non partisan way. A Boston Judge has decided that a new simper may publish a biographical sketch of a man, but not his portrait, against bis will. The resumption of operations in the iron and steel plant in the Pittsburg district has returned to work between 12,000 and 15,000 men. The Government Industrial School at Santa Fe, N. M., is to be changed into a training school to prepare Indians to be come teachers of their own people. George A. Daly, the American loco motive who was imprisoned at the City of Mexico for having run over and killed a man fourteen months ago, has been re leased. A vein of coal has been discovered near the mouth of Whiskv creek, one mile south of Atkinson, kan. It is twenty-four inches thick and of good quality. There is said to be less than half as many icebergs in the Atlantic Ocean this year as there were last year. This is supposed to indicate a severe winter in Europe. Tho latest proposed ship canal is to run from Toledo to Cincinnati, making Cincinnati a rival to Chicago for lake trallle. The government is to be asked to assist. The impression is growing about tho capitol at Washington that the present extraordinary session of Congress may come to an end about the middle of Sep tember. The silver delegates from tho Chicago Convention say that they will probably open headquarters in New York, which will be the central point of all their cam paigning in the East. The epidemic of typhoid fever in Si. Louis has reached alarming proportions, and is not accounted for by the health authorities, who report the city in a good, clean condition. Several arrests have been made at In dianapolis of leading business men, who are charged with embezzlement and mis appropriation of the funds of a bank of which they had control. The New York Herald has boldly moved un to Thirtv-third street anil Broadway, leaving Newspaper Row far behind. The new building is two stories ' high, of solid masonry and iron through- out. FROM WASHINGTON CITY. There is much hostility in the Seriate to the hill to increase the circulation of the national banks to the par value of the bonds deposited. It is not thought it will ever reach a vote. In view of the present peaceful condi tion of allium in Samoa Secretary Her bert has decided not to send a naval ves sel lt Apia, at least for some time to come, to represent the interests o the United States in the Samoa protectorate. In a letter to Senator Voorhees, touch ing the pending bill to extend the time during which whisky mav lie in bond Is-fore penalties accrue, Secretary Car lisle declares it would allord no relief to owners, and savs the amount of tx'iial ties accrued and to accrue are not suffi cient to justify special legislation. Representative Geary, author of tho 'l.:. i .. ; ..ii i . v-iiiiiewe exclusion aci, fallen on oecre tary Greshaiu the other day, and urged him to enforce the law with the small amount of money on band for that pur pose. It is understood Geary received very little satisfaction, as "Secretary Greshum adhered in his views to the present sliey of the administration in the matter. Senator Carey has introduced a bill providing that all desert lands, w hether in or outside of a railroad grant, shall lie sold at $1.25 an acre, and that all per sons w ho have paid more than that for land shall have the amount reimbursed to them from the Treasury Department. He also has a bill granting IS per cent of the net prisveds of the sale of public lands in all States to Ik; paid for common schools. Senator Mitchell of Oregon has been early in pressing a bill to rtsluce letter postage to 1 cent per ounce, and has in troduced a bill for that purpose. The trouble in securing legislation of this kind heretofore bus always Is-en the op position from the Postoflice Department, I treatise there was not sufficient revenue from the postal system to carry on the postal business of the country and Con gress refused to appropriate larger sums. Then; has licen considerable corre spondence concerning the forcible ex pulsion of Italian miners from Cripple Creek, Col., between Secretary Gresham, Governor Waite and Baron Fava, but it is likely tho explanation ottered Minister Fava bv the State Department and Gov ernor Waito will bo satisfactory to the Italian government, ami that the inci dent w ill be declared closed. After the correspondence with Governor Waite Secretary Gresham wrote liaron lava that the attack was not due to race prej udice, but the feeling against cheap la Isir. When the Americans found them selves underbid by the Italians, they took forcible measures of M-euring the ends thev desired, but did so with no feelini? against the unpopular workmen a Ital ians. Gresham expressed regret lor the occurrence, and hoped it would not dis turb the friendly relations between the two countries. In response to a resolution of inquiry on the subject of silver purchases under the act of 1800 Secretary Carlisle sent to the House 6f Representatives a letter setting forth the following facts: From August 13, 1800, to August 10. 1803, the lepartment purchased 101,521,000 fine ounces, costing $150,000,45!). The high est price paid was $1.20' an ounce, Au gust 20, 1800; the lowest 09 cents an ounce, July 24, 1803. Treasury notes to the amount of 3 150,115,085 nave been is sued in payment of the silver bullion, of which $il4,0.( has been reueemed,.jn standard silver dollars and retired since August 31, 1800. Up to August 1, 1893, $40,184,160 in Treasury notes has been redeemed in gold; 30,087,185 standard lollars have been coined from bullion purchased under the act of of 1890. On the 14th instant the government owned of silver purchased under the act of 1800 133,101,375 ounces, costing $121,217,677. Secretary Hoke Smith has heard the argument of counsel upon the applica tion of the Gilson Asphaltum Company for the restoration of the two most east erly tiers of townships now included in the Uncompahgre Indian reservation in L tali. It was the contention ot counsel that these Indians hold the lands thev occupy by sulleranee only, and therefore neither they nor the Secretary of the In terior have anv richt to lease anv Dart of them for mining or any other pur pose, i hey argued that the only way in which the asphalt deposits in the reser vation can be rendered accessible is by restoring the lands to public domain, and the power to restore lands by executive proclamation is beyond question. At the conclusion of the argument tho Sec retary announced that he had serious doubts as to bis authority, and in any event be would not do so." He thought it probable he would send a communica tion to Congress on the question of open ing tho reservation or part of it to set tlement. Representative Hermann savs he has some doubt as to what is necessary for the improvement at The Dalles, but is of (he opinion that if the delegalion should unitedly support the proposition for a canal not so large as that at the Cascades, but sufficient for all vessels that can navigate the upper Columbia, favorable action may result in the fu ture. Meanwhile he is of the opinion that it would be a good thing to have a portage road built to accommodate the traffic of the river. From his intimate know ledge of the men who will compose the River and Harbor Committee he is convinced that they will never agree to a boat railway. They have argued the question many times with him, and say that tboy do not propose to commit the government to a railway project of any kind, and especially to one which must be largely experimental and will cost millions belore it is completed and $80, 000 a year to operate. Representative Hermann is of the opinion that in time a canal can be built, but the eame rea sons which are presented for not build ing a loat railway, committing the gov ernment to building railways, operates against the idea of constructing a port age road by the government. FOREIGN FLASHES. The Immense Sentence of a Dishonest City OlHcial. FRENCH AGRICULTURAL LOSSES. South Africa Developing a Fruit Industry The Italian Silk Crop A New Cable. New Zealand lias refused to join the Australasian Confederation. The Italian silk crop this year Is about 25 per cent above the average. Great Britain has alxmt 100,000 abso lutely "homeless wanderers." Attain will order that the payment of all her customs duties be made in gold. A statue to Queen Christina, mother of the ex-CJueen Isalx.-lla, is to be erected at Moil rid. Kverv regiment of the British army in India lias leen rearmed with the new magazine rifles. Last season the Carl Rosa Opera Com pany made a profit of about $10,000, the first in several years. Russia is feeling the pinch of the tariff war with Germany. The prices for all grains are rapidly falling. The Queen of Italy lias founded a so ciety for the reform of street children by teaching them some useful occupation. A physician and sanitary corps will si-our every railway train Ijetween Na ples and liome as a precaution against cholera. Sibyl Sanderson, who as " Phryne " in Saint Saens' new opera of that name, is variously praised for her physique and her voice. In England this summer six persons have leen sentenced to terms of hard labor as punishment for attpmntin tn ... J----B commit suicide. Don Jose Galindo, Mayor of Valencia. Spain, has been sentenced to fourteen years each on 217 indictments for falsify ing public documents, or 3,038 years in all. There was a net decrease in the Brit ish revenue receipts during the first quarter of the present financial year of 781,258 as compared with the same pe riod last year. Mrs. Langtry was one of the conspic uous figures at the Brighton racing meet ing, where she appeared attired one dav in yellow and the next in black and white striped silk. Paderewski has gone to his home in Poland for rebt and recreation. lie will remain in retirement until October, when he is expected to make his reap pearance fn Paris. The statement is made in Paris that " French agriculture has lost as much money this year because of the drought as the Germans received by way of war indemnity alter iiu." South Africa is developing a fruit in dustry. Within a couple of veara the Cape Colony has begun to ship peaches ana oiner iruiis 10 Lonaon, getting tnera there in twenty-one days. Reports from Lancashire announce that Sjiuth-American orders for most classes of goods have increased in many quarters, the Argentine trade especially oeing mucu more sacisiaciory. Quite a large steamer, built in Scot land especially for the purpose, taken to pieces and transported to Peru, has just been rebuilt and launched on Lake Titi- caca, which is 12,500 feet above sea level. There is a leaning tower at Caerphilly. Glamorganshire, England, which stands 77 feet in height and is no less than 11 feet out of the perpendicular. The well known Tower of Pisa leans 15 feet in 180 feet. The border line between France and Germany is to be remarked to avoid un pleasant incidents. Large boundary posts are to be set up, and neutral tracts are to be marked out in the forest re gions. Dinizulu, the son and heir of Ceta- wayo, the Zulu King, and Undabuke, brother of the same monarch, are Napo leon's successors in exile at St. Helena. They have been there since the British conquered Zululand. Aspecial committee recently appointed by the Glasgow corporation to consider the matter of municipal telephony has unanimously decided to recommend the Town Council to apply to the Postmas- ter-Ueneral for a telephone license. South Australia's revenue receipts for the past twelve months were 2,450,000, a decrease of $280,000 as compared with with the previous year. Victoria's re ceipts were 6,963,000, a decrease of 766,000 as compared with last year. King Humbert recently had sold at public auction in one of the court vards of the Quirinal all the old furniture, porcelain, glass, etc., that had gone out of fashion since Victor Emmanuel's day. He made it a veritable clearing-out sale. Should Christina, the Queen Regent of Spain, fail to survive the dangerous operation which now constitutes the only chance of saving her life, the re gency will devolve on her sister-in-law, the Princess Isabella, widow of the Count Girgenti. The new company that proposes to lay a cable between Australia and California will obtain a subsidy from the German government for three sections of the line between the Fiji and Samoan Islands and between the Samoan Islands and Honolulu. The announcement that Prince Max of Saxony, nephew of the King, has quitted the army to become a priest is true according to the German papers. The young man was born in 1870, and recently served as a Lieutenant in a reg iment of Uhlans, PARCLEU! "What, prettyl-iiher With that brown tklo And hair pale brown? tha chxnk too thlnt Orsr y rreoye7 Well; hav lc n That'i on good point; bat pretty--do; And nine In ten would pan her by." "Faith, man, I'd be the tenth," quoth L "Clever? not iihel Do what yon lint Bhe'a the dull dog that llcki your lint; Or only clever to divide A rnan'i leant 111 by the least nlgrn Like n at urn, ouothe, one known net why." "Here' genlu pant all wit," quoth I. "But (food? Parbleut by those calm took Che' foamed In hymn and rookery hook Mado for a iplmter, whoae poor pain Will iwell the (Treat world' ip-neral gains, Uncounted, a the year run by." i'ever, IX love win love!" thought L Dora It. Uoodala In Ilonicmnker. Aa Idyl of the Sunnhlo. The girl wa fair. Soft blue her eyes as the skies, and pink and white her cheeks as the mountain peaks at sunrise, and golden light her hair as the moon light air. Ah, she was very fair. Uncrowned save by her tossing tresso. she stood facing the east, and the sun came and kissed her. Kissed her long and lovingly. Her mother saw her there and called to her. "Let me linger here, dear mother," pleaded the fair being. "Tho air is bo sweet, the fragrance of the flowers so rich. The skies above me are so tenderly bine, and, mother dear, I feel as if 1 were a little queen standing here in the glorious reign of the sun." The mother appeared at the door. "Fudge.!" she exclaimed. "You ought to have sense enough to come in out of that sort of a reign. Don't you know you'll be freckled worse than a turkey egg?" And a heavy black cloud rose np and wiped the sun across the face. Detroit Free Press. Children Over Six Hundred Tears Aco. Somebody has unearthed a book writ ten by Bartholomew Anglicus about 1280, of which one of the most amusing chapters is on the children cf his day. Of theso he writes: "iejr dread no perils more than beating with a rod, and they love an apple more than gold and make more sorrow and woe for the loss of an apple than for tho loss of a heri tage. They desire all that they see and pray and ask with voice and with hand. They keep no counsel, but they tell all that they hear and see. Suddenly they laugh, and suddenly they weep. Always they cry and jangle and jape; that un neth they be still while they 6leep. When they be washed of filth, anon they defile themselves again. When their mother washeth and combeth them, they kick and sprawl and pnt with feet and with hands, and withstand with all their might." All of which sounds very mod em and up to date. The Educated Uootiior Cockroach. While a gentleman was at his ofBce desk a day or two ago, one of these dis reputable roaches ran across the paper on which he was writing. He flipped it against the wall with his finger, and it bounded back on the desk, lighting upon its back. It remained motionless for sometime until it recovered from th shock and then endeavored to get upon its feet again, but in vain. Smaller roaches passed by their prostrate brother, evidently without noticing it. but a larger one came along pretty soon, stopped, went over to the one that lay upon its back, straddled across it, and giving it a quick jerk with its forelegs landed it deftly upon its feet, and the two disap peared over the edge of the desk. In dianapolis News. A Hopeless Case. Lady What is the matter with my husband? Doctor I cannot be sure yet. Have you noticed him doing anything unusual lately? "Let me see. Well, last evening in stead of lighting his cigar the moment he left the table, he walked into the library and put on his smoking jacket, smoking cap and slippers before begin ning to smoke." "Hum! My, my!" "And later on, when he wrote a letter, he wiped the pen on a penwiper." "Horrors! It's paresis!" New York Weekly. Didn't Know His Wife' Name. "Struck the funuiast case of my life Sat urday," said City Physician Hazzard, of Alleghany. "I am examiner for a life insurance company, and was making an examination of an oil producer living on North avenue. He was taking out a policy for $10,000. He wanted to go out of town today and was in a hurry. The policy was in favor of his wife, aud when asked to give her name he scratched bis head for awhile and then muttered: 'Doggonedif I know. I always call her Belle, but then it's larger than that.' "Well, though the man had been mar ried eighteen years, be bud to go home nnd make his wife write ber name out ou a card. 1 can't blame bim for not remem bering it, though, for her full first name is AnieceabeL" Pittsburg Dispatch. Lengths of Hi vers. In Europe The Danube, 1,800 miles; Dnieper, 1,2(50; Don, 1,120; Rhine, 691; Elbe, 600; Rhcme, 650; Volga, 2,800. In Asia Ganges, 1,970; Irawaddy, 2,600; Indes, 2,300; Euphrates, 1,750; Amoor.2,800; Yaux-tse-Kiang, 3,300; Hoanz-Ho, 2,700; Zambesi, 800; Yenesei, 3,250; Obi, 2,700. In Africa Nile, 2,500; Isiger, 2,600; Sene gal. 1,900; Gambia. 1,700. In America Missouri to tbe Mississippi, 8.100; Missouri to tbe Gulf, 4,320; Missis sippi, 8,100; Amazou, 8,000; River de la Plata, 3.240; St. Lawrence, a.ioo; Orinoco, 1.600; Rio Grande, 1.800, Exchange. t