The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, July 15, 1893, Image 4

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    That Peculiar ft
n
n
Lightness and Flavor
Noticed in the finest bfscuit, rolls, cake,
is due to the absolute purity and the
curate combination of the ingredients ot
the Royal Baking Powder. The
best things in cookery are al
ways made and can be made
only with the Royal Bakinc.
Powder. Hence its use is
universal in the most
celebrated restaurants, in
the homes of the people,
wherever delicious,
wholesome food is
appreciated. Its
sale equals that of
all others
etc.,
ac-
IR0YAL55V!J .
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combined.
Aade with the pure acid of the grape.
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v'fafafafafa fa fa fa fa fa fa Vv fa Vs v ' s ' x s ' ' '
Whnt IMil Tliry llt'urf
A few yoitrn,i? I wns assist ,-tnt janitor
of n laro insm-utu'c buHiling near oll
Trinity. Now York. Tlu hoiul janitor's
family lived in OrtvnviUo, N. J. I to
wont 'homo ovory Satuv.lay niiilit . Tim
elevator man tiny brother! and I took
turns in wati-hiut; tho build intf Sundays.
The janitor had an old friend who was it
pantryman on one of thoOM Dominion
Meinuships. llo called one Friday, but
tho janitor was out. llowiisilisappouit
ed iuvnuso tho mourner ho worked on
l.iiled tho next day Sat unlay!, ami ho
tol.l mo thoro was a storm brewing mul
ho was afraid of a roii;;h jiass!t;;o.
Sunday morning 1 got my breakfast,
wont out ami (tot a paper aiul thou wont
down into tho ongino room in tho baso
nmnt. I sat thoro talking to tho fireman
perhaps 15 or CO minutes. All this time
tho front iron doors wore locked and tho
kev in mv nockot.
At onoo wo hoard tho tront iionranove
tlmnvn violently owu. and it (teemed as
if a hundrod people oamo rushing in on
tho main omeo tloor. 1 ho hroman jntnpiM
mi and oxo annod. "I- rank, what mo
di-vil is that?" 1 listonod ft momnit and
somebody mi stairs screamed: "My Hod!
My Hod! Wo aro lost! W o aro lost:
Wo woro both !rottv well fright ono. I
but wo rushed upstairs and found eveiy-
thing as quiet as tho gravo, not n soul in
siL'ht and tho front doors looked as 1 ha.l
lffr thorn.
Tim n,t mornimr whon I UHkod in
tho nanor what should 1 soo on tho first
nairo but nn nooouut of n shinwnvk, and
it was tho very satno ship that tho poor
pantryman did not wish to sail on tin
Saturdav boforo. Ilis namo was among
tho lost." Now oan an v ono explain what
it was I hoard that Sunday 1 or. M'w
York Rooorder.
lKt'HKIl.Y NIIAKV.
A ti-mnlilliiir liinul. nil HMoertiilll toi, (tilnoll-
Ilex, lililli'Hliil lv ri".lW' "litllOm Ivom ln
VlHi e or i'ixumo le Hiiollicr, UHimlly imiul nn
ihimou'O ill unexi'i'fli'il iioihoh, h' HiiioiiK IIh
Imili'iUli'iii (( vMri'iiii' him vniiitii'ii. I li""'
m'liu trill urn. Iltt tin' lii'iillli o( mi'li mul welin'ii
In tlil I'niiitiiloii Is " .livl.liillv slink ," Ihilile
In lie e i'i I In nil ii IUntnniMV liy rim Ini'li
tin' Mkiiioih inlKlil ili'ly. 'I'ii (niiiiy iln' i'i'
von". mMi'hi ni'iu-iiil iKnr niiit, iIiihiikIi lln'
iiu'ihinn i'i rrnifi'iivil ili:i'".llnii mul it ii ni'iml
nl nil llll.ilu il I'ntti'l i'i lri'l'tllK lit IiIkI'I, l''
tnlM'il in ii lii nltlilul ".liiinliiiit. A Kiiiiiiinli'i' "I
tlll.1 l-i HuMi' ti-l' K Stiililiu ll llllli'lv, W llli'll li'
..tiil'llit iliKi'-lteii. I'Ui' mvi'i'lliiii mul Hm
Imlill el I'i'ih nil n i i'ininiu'iith ivuitliir l"iM.
tluis vi-iit'tt tnii Hull I'i'ililN i'iiilluii mul. mi'li
N liillii n'.l .v ii liii u el Ui'iiKili mul ni'ivi'
tiiiiitiiilliiv. I'nr kiilni'V I'uiiii'liiiti tlii'iiinii
tim, lu'iiii luln. mul it I'U'vi'iiilM" el l lie Mii
iitlni l" nt-iiil.i'.iii'iil ivtiirii nt iniiliii ml ilis..r
ili'is, Hint iiii'ilirliu' i w lllmtlt it 1'i'i'f. Ilil'li'i'
dull j tnki' it liu'ithivslill.
Kleptomania, which is so often
used nowadays as a cloak for respect
able stealing, is a form of monoma
nia. Dr. Fritehard mentions a typ
ical caj-e of a madman who would
never eat his food unless he had pre
Tiouslv stolen it.
The temple of Ypsambul in Nubia
is cut from a solid rock, and its en
trance is guarded by four statues,
each 05 feet high, 25 feet across the
Bhoulders, the face 7 feet long, the
ears over 3 feet.
The total annual loss from insects
in the United States is estimated by
the best entomological authorities at
about $oS0.000,000.
A RESCUE THAT COST A LIFE
Oil
CtilM
SClATiCA,
SPRAINS,
BRUISES,
INJURIES,
CUTS,
ALL ACHES, Se
BURNS,
WOUNDS,
soreness,
FROST-BITES. THE
LUMBAGO.
Sold ty XrujjW3 ani healers Everywhere.
SE CHARLES A. VOGELER CO., Baltimore, Ml.
gssssssss!
S Swift's Specific
SA Tested Remedy
Par All
s
s
s
s
s
s
s
s
s
s
Blood and Skin
Diseases
A reliable cure for Contagious
Blood Poison, Inherited Scro
fula and Skin Cancer.
As a tonic for delicate Women
and Children it has no equal.
Being purely vegetable, is harm
less in its effects.
A treatise on Blood and Bkln Dis
eases mailed free on application.
Druggists Sell It.
SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.,
Drawer 3, Atlanta, Ga.
Issssssss
s
s
s
s
s
s
s
s
s
s
s
V Saved the Young Lady, but Mtpprd aud
Was Dashed to Pieces.
I witnessed a most heroic incident
manv rears aero. In 1SC5 two ladies
and two gentlemen wont over the
Susquehanna river, opposite a small
town in Pennsylvania, to a place call
ed Peter Steps." To get to Peter Steps,
which is on a bluff 150 feet high, you
had to go bv a back road. On top of
rim stens were two tall pine trees
eight feet apart, and to tie a rope to
thrt tres and swinsr out over tiio
bluff was the object of the party
After the gentlemen had been swing
ing some time one of the ladies want
ed to swintr. Annie, a beautiful girl
trot in the swimr. and alter a short
time, she exclaimed : "Give me a good
push. I want to go out so I can see
rli road below. W e dut so, wnen
! snan went the roie. and with a terri
j ble scream Annie went crashing down
1 on the rocks.
j Almost scared to death we ran to
! the road Mow. We could not see
Annie, but on looking up there she
! was. Her clothes had. caught on a
cm-ill Bpnih o;i It tree, and she was
hanirin!? between heaven and earth.
By this time a crowd had gathered
on the road below. L very body was
excited and was wondering how to
tret her from her perilous iiosition
Just at this time Harry Saylor came
running up the road. Seeing what
was wronz. he went up the back road
to the pine trees, and catching the
rrmo that was used for the swiiis ue
scended.
But. alas, the rope was too 6hort
He did not wait for a longer one, but
inch by inch he picked his way to tne
oak tree, and by the greatest exer
tion he managed to get her to the
base of the tree. Once there evn lie
dared not leave go of Annie or the
tree. In the mean time a lunger rout
was procured, and tying it around
Annie's waist she was landed safely
above. Not so with Harry. When
near the top, he slipped. Down he
went, landing on the rocks below, a
bruised and bleeding mass.
Gently and tenderly was he taken
home, but his work on earth was
done. On the stone that stands at
the head of his grave are these words,
"Sacred to the memory of a man who
bravely gave his life for another."
Cor. New York Press.
One Thing Bishop Brooks Did.
On one occasion Bishop Brooks re
ceived a letter trom a man m .new
York saying, "Will you please eend
me a list of all the publications in
vour diocese?' On receiving it the
bishop did not even smile at the ab
surdity of the request or seemed an
noyed that a man should trouble him
upon such a simple matter. He ac
cepted it as sometning to tuiiui.
"Do vou think vou can find what
this man wants?" said he to his secretary.
"I mies.q so." came the renlv. and
o A f
the secretary, who knew the noble
hearted bishop so well, spent half the
night completing the task. Boston
Globe.
tiii-vi i iiIwiinx imy ii"1 dull"", n ttivo
vou l ho tii'"" m iiiil"lii'll. WliK Vi', I
know : it iiiuMh'II wniilil Imlil nit Uii' news II
IVUIllill"".
TdU'liliiit Horses a l.esou.
Teaching a new horse to ivmo out of
his stall at tho ftro alarm Mental ami
rango himself alongside the polo is not
so ilitVieult as nitiiht bo sutiiiosetl.
Imagine iv pair of new horses assigned
to nn enirino. The surroundings aro utoi o
or less torrihlo to them, but they aro
very gently and carefully handled and
irrmlrmllv lose their fear. I heir tuition
Wins at once, and tho driver is their
te.ieher. assisted bv the other nu n.
The ordinary signal is given, as ir lor
afire. The stall doors open, ami t no
horses are led out, put in position, and
in a few minutes led back. 1 lus process
is perhaps a dozen times refuted, t treat
pains are. taken that tho animals siiau
not strike against anything, or he by any
means frightened.
The unusual spectacle of a harness sns-
n..mlel in air is ant to disturb them at
first, but they are led slowly up to it and
induced to smell of it and inspect it uu
nil sides.
After thev have been led to their lxisi-
ti.itw a few times thev aro allowed to
enmo of their own accord when the sig.
nal strikes, though n man stands behind
them to touch them up a little if they do
not start promptly at the opening i uie
il.wir. Two weeks constitute the aver
age period of instruction, but horses have
known to learn in one lesson. Oth
ers, however, aro months in arriving at
omvil tirofii'ienev. "Road. Track an 1
Stable."
Nerve Jarring Joriiluritle.
Thero is nothing in the world which
produces the sense of mental nausea
more completely, or is more certain id
turn tho intellectual stomach, than the
use of certain jocularities of speech with
which many people think tit to adorn
tliuir (nrivtrs:ititm. TllO tieolllo will)
seem to find it impossible to speak of an
unmarried man except as "a gay bach
elor," with whom the sea is always "the
lirinv" dr t'-.ft "herrimr nornl. and a
horse "a fiery steed," who eternally talk
about "Suntlay-go-to-nieeting" clothes,
ami who have such phrases as "no extra
chanre." "agitate the tintinnabulator,
"the noxious weed," "tho pipe of peace,"
"id winks." and "braving the elements"
forever on their lips, are capable of pro-
ducinif a sense of disgust in those, who
rum to see lanL'iuiL'e kept bright and
rlnan which is absolutely intolerable.
It is difficult to say whether these rant
phrases that is, a perfectly propi r de
Kerintion of them are more odious when
used consciously or unconsciously that
is, by people who believe them to be funny
and intend that their hearers should con
sider them funny, or by those who ha' e
merely caught them up and repeat tiieni
like parrots and without any intention,
good or bad. London spectator.
TUN tlKM INK AMI TIIK 8HM.
Kvei V Kni'd tiling litis its liost ot latitat
ors; every koiuiiiio ittiit'ie us cumui'i mu.
Tho Imitators sWviiv choose tho most vnl-
ttnlilf mul popular iiilit'lt" to counterfeit, so
tl.lt Ll lltltl tllHV i'llltlll llielr mIiiiiii to he
...m il nr us ironil. or the siiiiie us " Sn ami
.s.i'm " in mi i ii' iniiv tii'iu'iiu upon ii mm
S.i.mni S,i' " nrlli. ii is t III host Ol till'
L in. I Tim nIiuiii tilOVI'S tllO Kt'llllllH' llll't'll
..I" i ti.i i liiim ii nun's, iind never hits litis
1'i'cit heller tllusliali'ii limn uy uie mum
,.r i irm.v'a I 'inn UK I'i vsikiis.
A i.i cock's 1'omn s I'i. Vil nius tne siaiKi-
itt-il of escelli'iu'o the world over, mul il
i.,,;i.ii,ii.. in tlmir civ thill theirs m "lis
gooii its A I i.coi k's" uie only eiuphii-iWluK
l i v ml unit ml nut 1 1 L' " .M.I I I'l K n I" i'
I... .,f i,..iti..-t iiin. v 1 1 1 1-1 1 it is their
i.i.,1,.1 ,,il,ii i.m in inutiOe. I ho ililler
ence helwi'i'ii tho gi'iiuiiu' mul theto iitiitH
....- iv ii.- l ."illlV 111 V L'l' UT I lIlMll'ltllllll l
is us wide us thill lii'twfoii eonpor mul gold.
i iii .-Hi, ...... ..... .- . , (
.,1.. ..in iii.i.i muni liiiviin; Al.l.i ot K s I oh
ot s I'i vsn iis. Thev lire tho only pfi'lVct
plasters ever produced.
Customer l till" l'liri" Krutliul i"ei'i" you sunt
tnr t.rni-er Ol eourie u is. nini iiium-hjiih
uk '.' OiMiuiH'r -I loiiuil umiie Kinvi l in it.
PRINTERS
AND
Dn Kl i nil A nn
write to PALM Kit A KKY
Wo liuve for hiiIc clienp on t-:my I.tihh:
1 ev S -column folio or li-cnliimn iiniito
lnipiovc.1 (,oiiiilry'iimi'l"'ll I'n'ss. .Mho
I pew U-citliimn l"l'' '"' '.Iiiiiiii quarto
Inipiovt'.l Coiinliy Ciinipboll I'iwh; l'"tli
cmiplete. Also I si'ciin.l lian.l ('.uiiiliy
(!tunpliell 1'rcsH; will print ...l.iii.ii
iiiiiirto paper; is gii.'ininli'i'.l to ! in 'f
(Vet, ft.iiilitii'ti. TIicm pn'HH.'H run easily
I Ml I . .. I I ......... I ....... I . 11,1
lV llllllll', Will "II III -II'IMIM II.HIl, M
)ny ii.iiiu , " ;
presses or other tniicliineiy tnKeii m l'"
pavinetit. II VOU want a l.uriif'i,
TYri: K'PKV, I'nitTi AM', On.
-XI9..2 j j ii ii a U i
Hercules Gas Engine
(UA OH OAHOI.IMC)
Mad for Powr or Pumpinn PnfiOK.
Tb Oiwtl1" Uilllil On lM '.u
uii Uiu Maiu
Kl'r-Tl'KK ASH I'lI.KH UUCP.
u- n.liluAlir mifri rinitilni. nl'.i ftll.t ftll TVQ
IhI dliiiMtdiii wtUtoiit imlii iirili'Umllim Irom t)til
liitm, No I'tuo, no l"y. '' il ivl''if
i-HMH. Aiiilr.-M lor pnmittiot Ur". I'orturflulil A
Umh-)-, SSS Markclnlri'Ol, Knu Kmuc'.in-o.
ho How ii llu' in w I'l'i'm- 'I''
Viirlllllll. Sill" WIIV Viulllllll, It
lit it.
A ln'i li'i t
So nt r
There Ii mure ciitart Ii in Hi Ii Imi ol llu'
.limn, linn: nil ,il iit iIii'iim"! lull toKi't tier,
mul until llu" lu-l lew venri nm miihh I to In-
iin iiiiiliie. I'it i nieiit nmny Venn iineiori pru.
iiuiiiieeil II it lei iil ili'i-it-e nml iirim rlli. il Inrnl
r..i,i..,ti. nn, I l,v eotetiintlv (iilllili; tueure illl
liieiil treiiliiieiit'.riitiuiiiiri''l li lin nriil.le. Set
enee Inn tiroveit i iilnrtll In ! i-nlnt 1 1 lit Imutl
ili-eme. Hii'l t In ri-l.-re re.inrei runiiitiitiuiiiii
tri Htinenl. IU11' t'uliirrli Cure, timiiiiinetnri-il
l.v !'. J. I'lli'lli-V .V ti', lnleiln, mi in, t tin' mill
i iin-tuiiti.ni:il cure on llie nnirket. It n tiiken
tllleltlllllV 111 iln-l-1 Irulll tell ill',.is In H teiiooH.
(ill. It ili ti ilireetll nil llie li inul Rllil lillienujl
Mirfiteei i.l the iVitelll. I ln v Oder one Illllnlreit
i.i;inri (or Hiiy en it lull to cure, .-eml lor
etreiiliir-nml ii itinmui'oi Ail'ttesi
V. .1 CllKNKY A I ll , lull it.', I'.
8T Sold l.y ilrtiKisl-i ; m cents.
' ll
Illl,
nei Mr. I.vneli suffer (nun chronic thirst?
iteitr, nn'. lie il.ie-.n t wult liintt ciioiikIi.
I' so KiiMniellne.-itovo rohi.li; niliit, notinell.
Trv (1kiimk4 for breakfast.
Will KOK.SN'T KNOW
Kn ilT. Merrill ilie I'lnm-er lll.-M-le I'.-.i'er nt tnii
limit: He Ii rellulile. Writ" nun - lin uioi'i
't he ret. million nf lieilnrA Hood
liell'i'ti u 1 1 1 it 1 1 ill H hillik.
(elluiv never
2.VtH
Uii'i..nnil
(l.tUtwr HottloT
Tuts fliiKT roruiiTi in jinmieiiy "i
whom nil otltoni mil. vaueni, vrono. om
Throul, Horfn, Whooi'lnj Couh nml
a ... . rnniifniitien if Tin iiii rlvul:
InMCuted thoun,U, mul will Cl lt Toll If
tiiken til time. h'ii ny nniKumi on n nui
nnteo. For n Ijiinn Ui k or Client, uno
BHILOU'8 BEtXAJDONNA lLASrii.K-H3.
OHILOHVCATARRH
liiivn uiiirrii i TliU reiniily In irtinrnn.
Uvdloi-uroyou. Trice, Wet. Ittjoi'torfrw).
DR. GUNN'S
IMl'IlOYIO
. PILLS
A MUD PHYSIC
ONE PILL FOR A DOSE.
A mnvtm-el of lh NiwuUM-'h iU t ni"cry ft
hf.llll. I li" l'l'!' mitflV "l l
5,.k. t rrn iUr 1 lM .ur. II.. I..1-. Iirll.l. ill.
EvI. .ml clear !!. ' -vlipl- l"'l ""' "
o li.r pill. .to. T.. e.niviiii. '"l el mr,,mi
Sri " mi I ...HI I"- tr.. or . tilll I..H f-r 'Jf."io. MolA
Our op Fnchni an
Pun.
Ate
'Bill
D
30c
5c:
10c
Choice Rice, 5c ft; large Kaisins, 5c; fine Tea,
' KeK syrup, fJ ; rtruucjuc ijiiiiec,
Tapioca, 5c; H-ib pkgs King's Huckwhsat,
: Oried Peaches. 11c; Figs, 4c; Prunes, 12c;
Apples, evaporated, 11c. HKXD FOR TIIK h'i
PAGE BUYERS' GL'IDE FRKE, WITH FULL
QUOTATION'S. Mention this paper. Address
Jones' Cash Store,
130 Front Street, Portland, Or.
DR.
MUMFORD'S TANSY
Tho rcliahlo Female Rogulatiutf K
Tun n..:..b:ir ifiip('i.f ull in.
nii.iiuiiiiiij w....v...i - p e'
rwriiiiiritiL-sand the r vv
distressinjr BJ'mp- g flV V
tomsBO)rea. . "M Rufo. sura anrl
. reliable. Sent pro-
pairl on receipt of price
w i per uox, o uoxeu lor v.
W " JIumfohd Co., 130x 695, Seattle, Wn
.TTniiiiirnri dm i o
Aril i i woowvt. i iuksj
,, TTCHTN- PILES known by oltnJ
HAVE Esssffl
Vnil BIJSEaiNOorriiOTiiUAuiiw."".-
TUU YIltLD ATOSCE TO
' Vi. dr. B0-SAN-K0 S PILE REMEDY,
nm Trhleh acts directly on parts affected,
VUI 7lorb tumors, allays itcly nn, effeottng
r"f awrmanrateiire. Price t5c. Druit
PILES Sr'SJr.Bosanko.Philadelpbaa.Pa.
S0UET1IIXO TO IIF.ME31BER,
If von" re a wrak
or aiiin woman:
- thai more' only
one nit'iliolne ho
mire to help you
that It can w guar
anteed. It' Ir.
l'irrt'o's Favorite
I'ri'M'ription. In
biiililinir tin over-
worlteii. feeble,
delicate vvonion, or
In anv " female
("omnialnt" or
wPiikness. if It evor fails to bonefit or
cure, you have your nioneT back. It's
an invijioriitliifr, rostorauvo lomr,
ootbing and mrcnptlii-iiliiK nervine, nml
a safe ami certain remedy for wommfB
His and ailments. It regulate and pro
motes all the proper functions, improves
tho blood, dl-uiols
aches and pnins, brings refreshing Bleep,
and restores lieaitn ami fcireitBui.
Xn.(v nlco "ill lip chean. V lt.ll
.'"Hll ...cv
this you pay only for the good you get.
erman
THIS IS TIIK TI VI K TO
..r.ler yniir hl'MMKK
Kill, I. Kits. Vim want
the in. it ; Hint's tint
n ilv khnl Me deal III.
n r) 'I lien m ud y oil r unlet
II Illl I'"" Hi" '""'I III ill KIlS
I L II V i"l lK " I'AI.MKK
LLllO. 1 BlAM:
For simplicity It IlraU llio IV.irM.
It oil Itsrlf rroiu IV Ili'srrvnlr,
JoCrlrrlir i get nut f or1r.
JiO llaltrrlrs or Elo trio hj.arau
r ronawtthftCliraprr (lralKirtaltiio tlian i
iiiiu-r t.uuiini.
null run I'lrtieui'ii to
PALMER &. REY, MANurCTUfi,
48S Uiuwu SlnwU S:n f rintija. U
-AMI-
1'iiiiti.AMi. oitrio.
FRAZER
BestintheWorldip
Get tha lienuineifil
Sold Everywhere! w
rltAMl V OOl.wKV, Ani-iit
AXLE
UOhlL
, 1'i.rtUnil. Or.
WINSLGW'S
- FOR
I'or !" by
CHILDREN
Mruf t.
Sooth
bvnup
TEETHING
V. i i lit lm
NG
YOUNG MEN I
Th Spoclllo A No. I.
(ur. wliluMi lull. n rams nt innrr-lin-ii
a-id lfr n ullei i ( h .. i.n
l.lllitlllX. I'leH'IIK ntrii line. II
letniii ri-niil). 'ir' 'i.'-n ' i
t.llle.1 N'l.lln all llll.:itl.ti
Maiilitiietllters: 1 lie t
, han J
1 y.,'.'.1?
i.. ,: III f.
r; iliinK ! ff)
ESS71
Krldiret's Admiration for Kdneatlnn
Bridget was a "hired girl" who was
tnn nminhlrt to TipliftvA in a Kooldinc
A story of her should he remembered
.1
as an item on tne creuit siae wnen
the delinquencies of "help" are be-
mcr conned over.
"Whv. Ei'iJL'et." exclaimed tho
- a T rj 1
housewife, "I can write my namo in
the dust here !
"'Deed, ma'am," replied Bridget
with crenerous admiration, "that's
more than i can do. hure now,
"G
yrup
59
TuDGii J. B. Hill, of the Superior
Court, Walker county, ucorgia,
thinks onoiitrli of Ocrmaii Syrup to
send, us voluntarily a strong letter
endorsing it. When men 01 ranK
and erliip.'ilirill thtlS USC 31ld reCOm-
meud an article, what they say is
worth the attention ot tne puuiic.
Tt it nhnvesiisnieioii. 1 nave uscu
your German Syrup," he says, "for
more than i can ao hare now, , - ancfCo lsonthe Throat
there g nothing oxke education, after J M s a recommcnd it for
all, is there, ma'am
panion
-Youth's Com
N. P. N. U. No. 500-8. F. N. U. No. 677
Mamma Caught Napping.
"Am I thin or fat, mamma?"
She had already been Ci;kinar too
many questions, but her mother an
swered her once more.
"Why, dear," she eaid, "you are
not very fat, but you are fat enough
for a little girl who is growing.
This reply was certainly diplomat
ic, but it did not apparently satisfy
the child, for a few seconds later sho
came out with this terrible poser:
"Say, mamma, are there any little
girls who are not growing?" Boston
Herald.
Settled In Advance.
Mr. Hunnimune Now, as we aro
going to start housekeeping, Ethel,
we should heenn rierht. Order, vou
know, is heaven's first law, and there
must be a head to every house,
Mrs. Ilunnimune That's all pro
vided for, George. Mother's coming
to live with us. Exchange.
Life's Cares, and Pleasure.
Thobridft had iust left the altar.
nnrl tViA rlpnr nld frrnndma was kissinc
the fresh cheek of her blushing young
rlr-srpndnTit "And now. mv dear."
whispered she of the white hair and
timeworn face, "remember that life's
cares must be life s pleasures." JNew
V ork Times.
and. Lunsrs. I can recommend it for
" ' 4 I 1
them as a first-class medicine.'
Take nn substitute.
:ds, so.oo.
IRON J
fcVnil fur CiitaluKUC.
f . A. SCHROCK 81
Fins Bedding,
Hair Mattresses,
Floss Mattresses,
Wire Mattresses,
and Pillows.
NKW MoNTIlOMRtlY ST
Hun r rmiclHOo Uu.
A Good Appetite
Is imparted by Hood'n Sarsaparilla, which tonta
the diy H'ion so thutall symptoms of Iysp-p"
iila are removed. Mr.
Robert W.W.Dcnvirof 28
Franklin Ht.J.oni? Island
City, N. V., sajB-. "For
two y;ar I snll'i-rid with
dypensia, and could find
no cure for it. I bc-Ran to
take Hood's Sarmiparilla
ami In one month I fiua
hut
, . . .1 l.l,w.,l OI.il
dyhiKJiJHia, for I am now perfectly wcll
HOOD'S PIUS 'ire purely vegetable, and do not
purgy, aiu or gripe, bold by all druggists. 20c
Si
Mr
socg
A. FEI.DKNIIEIM-
K.lt. LeailliiK Jew
pier nf the 1'aelllc
Northwest, keeps a
laws HtocK ot an
HKCKKT KOCIKTY
HADIIKH on hand.
IIi-hI L'ni.ils at low
ettt IlKiirea. Iltulges
maue to orner.
f)( to $250.00
OIUlUU U. F. Joiinho
can be made monthly
wnrkinit for
Joiinhon A Co., lUWIMONn, Va.
Deuvlr.
Ll
I'Iro'k Ili'ini'ly tnr Cntarrh 13 tho
limit, KmliiH to Ijkb, nml Mii-apHW
Hold by DruKKlHU or sent by mall
We. I. T. lliuoltlno, Warren, la.
M
213
THE BEST
HARNESS
r.VKU M.Ni:r.(Tn:i:i) on 'iiii: coast
is M.lil l.y IHIUMT.AKSOS IIAKM'.SS CO.,
tit .rift-H Hint will itxtnniHli Yi.r. Only tin- Lent
Oiik-Tiuini'il I.t'iillit-r tiHt'il, nml nil wik irmiruii-tfi-il.
Si-nil fur littf IlltiHlntti'il Cut it!.. -'in' mi i:.
1110 I'nioii Avt'iiut' (Must Sitlt ). I'oi lluiul.Or.
:-wx'i !-1"-.m . iw i !i"r?rryr'-TOg
WiPERIAU'WH
EELS
ON AND AFTER JULY 1ST
$100.00 CASH!
I
-NORTH PACIFIC CYCLE HIT
iiirsn
-DKAI.Ell IN
Bicycles,
Morrison Street, Po'tlard, Or.
A FAIR FACE MAY PROVE A FOUL BAR
GAIN." MARRY A PLAIN GIRL IF SHE USES
RHEUMATISM CURED BY THE USE OF
Moore's Revealed Remedy.
lurnuu ftuvnntj Tnlinrv 111.1 rnn Htalii ulll, nlAn.iiKi flint hvthft iinu f,f
KKMKDY my htiNbiiitrl wan relieved from annlil ciiHn of
. .. , l. , ., , , ...... , .... . -ii. hi v 11 iit, rt
Amtouia. Okroov. .Tnnnnr-
. ...... i
- ihiiu i.iy . in j 11 ii nun in i waii in in: yi u i .,., ..n.j in
v vnlliiin'athov eim.il i.nliriilvi.l IM irt.A M M ATI lit Y KM KIT.
MATlriM when the beHt doctor I could get did him no koo.I. YonrH In urntitiiilu,
R1IKUMAT1HM atnl 111
SOLO I1Y TOUIt
DKI'OOIHT.
THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN
BREAK
VICTOR, RAMBLER, CLEVELAND
WESTERN WHEEL WORKS
and
BICYCLES
IS WITH AN AXE.
FRED T. MERRILL,
Tiio l'iomtor Dealer of the Paei fit: Coant, with
main utore at :i2(i WnKliinuton street, hi'IIh tlte
iiCHt ami liu.Kt ruliahlo inacliinesniaihi in Ainttr
ira. Over 000 nt!W anil Hectind-lianil Cyelt'H for
Hale or tnule, ciihIi or on eawy pavmentH. Write
him before you buy. 52-page illuntrated cata-
It.L'ue free for the unking
n: IJIU iii mil' ii.tiiii..
it. ll .1 I: C.:i 1 n i. . .ii . . ...
TUU NI.OCK Ul iii;vi:n: nilinii :n uini ouilN, illld UIIO lil-liail' Mil. ', I'OllllilCtO With
Baking OveiiH, etc. LIVE AGENTS WANTED EVERYWHERE.