'..... ,v ,.r v iver Glacier. VOL. I. HOOD IUVKR, OREGON, SATURDAY. DECEMBER 1802. NO. 27. The Hood 3(ood Iiver (Slacier. rt m.lallKIt IVKHT SATURPAT MOKNI.KI II T The Glacier Mining Company. Ml IIIITIO.N MUCK. Oiif vr ,,,,,,, ki Intiutli. , , , , Tlu, iiinnth.. . , TOiy fi oo I w ....ACtnU the: glacier Barber Shop Grant Evans, Pjopr. Sfcuml St., iii-nr Ouk. Hood River, Or. Sl.avh g mnl lluir cutting ncutly dune. .wlllifui tlllll (iimillllUod. OCCIDENTAL MELANGE Tin' Ikheated IYojicrly of the Mormon Church. EVANS AND SONTAG IN ENGLAND. Two Indians and a Suspected Moonshiner Carried Over a l urty-l;oot Wa terfall In Idaho. ', Tucson's schools have I) JO pupils. Burglars have Ix'cn reaping a liar vest at Sacramento. Tim American ship Roma had lwen ri mod at Victoria, B. C, tor not entering ami clearing under the revenue laws. Martial law haa Immmi suspended in "hoshone county, Idaho, ami the civil aullioritiea willatonco assume control. A By ridicule of Chicago business men In reKtteil to Ik negotiating tor the pur--huHe of the cable system at lfl Angeles. The new mode of logging with a wire cable, thereby disiK-nsmg with the line of oxen, in Umg tried by Captain l'arker in hiH logging camp on the Coqinlle river. A Indue o( tin ore, f ur feet In width, ban been discovered in Cassia county. Idaho. The ore also contaiuH tx)th gold and silver, but in what quantities in not yet known. The herein of Eastern Oregon, particu larly in WaHco, Sherman and (irant counties, are fast diminishing. The in riease by no means equals the nuni1er driven out of the State or slaughtered. Mihs Lena Litehburn, an elocutionist formerly of KanHas City, now of Ixmg Beach, Im Angeles county, lost her speech, and it is claimed that she has re gained it after nine months through 1 ayer. The citizens of Ploehe, Nev., believing the Shoshone Indian predictions of a hard winter, are procuring large supplies of wood for domestic uses, and are other wise preparing for an extra cold and snowy season. The Supremo Court of Utah has ruled that property of the Mormon Church which hud been declared as escheated to the government must go to the public schools and to the repairs ot Mormon places of worship. The amount in dis pute is about $750,000. The preliminary surveys for the large storage reservoirs and irrigation canals to be constructed on Indian creek, about twenty mites from Boise, are now being made. The three reservoirs to be built will cover 1, 200 acres of land each, and about forty miles of canal will be dug. Thomas Quiddie and George Basset t, two young men who held up the wife and daughter of Joseph Workman on November 7 at Los Angeles and roblied them of $700 in jewelry and money, pleaded guitly and were Ben tented to ten years each in the peniten tiary. The DeLamar Nwjgel announces the discovery of valuable opal fields in Owy hee county, Idaho. Some of the stones have been exhibited in DeLamar. Some are iiery, others are dull white, and a cut one has been pronounced by an ex pert as fine a specimen of its size as he ever Baw. Since the Inauguration of the North ern Pacific line to the Orient there has been considerable falling off in both passenger and freight business from the Canadian Pacific Company, as evidenced by the fact that that company has re cently inaugurated monthly Instead of semi-monthly service. Thomas Butler, formerly an engineer on the Bteamer Isabel, went hunting in the vicinity of Comox, B. C, a short time ago, and as he did not return, a search party was sent after him. They found his body. Ho had been caught by the leg in a bear trap and had died from hunger and loes of bljod. Evand and Sontag are reported at Fresno to have left the United States and been traced to London, England. An officer engaged in their pursuit is re ported as saying that Sontag took the train atTruckee in disguise as a preacher and Evans at Mojave as a miner. The two met at Baltimore, and took the steamer for Europe. Parties from the mountains state that the robbers are thought to have left there early in Octo ber. No one substantiates the report to a certainty. EDUCATIONAL NOTES. Athens I Lis a Magnificent Academy Building of iVntellcan Marble Chill's Primary Schools. ... . Kentucky has a State colored teachers association. In Japan they teach children to write with either hand. Theiearo 4ii5,0(X) school children in England's metropolis. The enrollment of girl students In the Harvard annex this year is over .'lot). Egypt has an elaborate school system, mo annual reports ol which are full ot Interest. France has 2(1,000 school buildings and one o( the tmHtsywtemsof normal school in the world. In the twenty universities of tho Her man Empire I he medical students for last summer numbered 8,HK A practical Indiana farmer the other day gave ftfi.OiH) to help the pursuit of the study of scientific farming at Purdue University. The oldest c illege in Chili is the " In (til u to .Nacional," which leceived its charter from the King of Spain more man nm years ago. Tufts College, Massachusetts, now ad mits women on an 0411a! footing with men in the divinity school as well as in the academic department. I he United States now spends over ti,o,'MVHiu a year on Its schools, not In ('lulling over flO.tHHJ.OOO annually spent 111 us coi.eges ami universities. One of the features of instruction In the Lasolle Seminary, Massachusetts, is a three years' course in cooking. It is free of extra cost to the pupils. The Sheffield Scientific School is the beneficiary in Connecticut of the Con gressional appropriation for the support 01 agricultural sciiooia and colleges. George K. Vincent, Vice Principal of the l.Iiautailnua avHtem. hits fiiHt r I turned from England, where he has been I securing attractions for the next season 1 . 1 - 1 j - - , of Chautauqua. The average expenses of the students cf Yale were: Freshmen, $7lti; soph omores, nii..w; juniors, fHM.Ul; sen iors, fill). 70. The largest expense re ported was 'J.iKJH. Without including the recently estab lished training colleges there are now in Kngland and Wale forty-one institu tions at which candidates f r the ele mentary school profession are trained and boarded. A London superintendent lately pro nounced the schools of New Zealand among the best in the world, and the rcorts from the schools of that till lately barbarous country show phenom enal chang' s. Athens has lately completed a magnif icent academy building of Pentehcan marble, costing $1, 000,00) given by a wealthy Greek merchant, Sina by name, and has a well-equipped university with a complete school system tieside. The Committee on FJvening Schools of tlieew lork Hoard of Education has made provision for a course of free lect ures. There will be ten places in which lectures will 1 delivered on each Mon day and Thursday evening during the season. Mrs. . M. Atkinson of the Woman' Journal says: "The year of 18t)2marks an epoch in the history of the higher education of women. Six noble institu tions this year open their doors to wom en. Four of theHe hoary St. Andrews, Brown, Tufts and young Chicago admit women to all their courses and honors; two Yale and the University of Penn sylvania open the postgraduate courses. Alas, ' Fair Harvard!' " PURELY PERSONAL Mr. Gladstone Varies His Tree-Chopping t-xercise by Using a Shovel The Iron Chancellor, Prince Bismarck says the American army lacks officers. Mrs. Cleveland has an uncle, David Folsom, living in Montana. Unc'e Dave is a wealthy ranchman in the State. Kev. R. Heber New ton, rector of AH Souls Episcopal Church, New York, will because of ill health take a year's rest. Archbishop Redwood of New Zealand is an accomplished violinist, and recent ly purchased a guaranteed Stradivarius for $5,000. When any foreign visitor is given aud ience by the Japanese Mikado the latter insists on being addressed in French, which he speaks well. General Samuel Wylie Crawford of Pennsylvania, whose death was reported last week, commanded the reserve guard of the Keystone State at the time of the engagement at Gettysburg, Mr. Gladstone varied bis ordinary ath letic programme of tree-chopping the other day by lifting the first shovelful of earth on the occasion of the commence ment of work on a horse railroad at Wirral. Prof. Angelo Heilprin, who conducted the Peary relief expedition, has just been lecturing in Philadelphia on Aictic exploration, and expresses the belief that the North Pole will be discovered within a few years. A railway company that filed articles of incorporation in the office of the Illi nois Secre ary of State recently is to have a capital of $100,000, "to be in creased to $75,000,000 as necessity re quires." Rev. J. S. Davis of the Church of the New Jerusalem at Minneapolis aston ished his congregation the other Sunday by riding to church on a bicycle and then E reaching his sermon as though nothing ad happened. BEYOND THE ROCKIES V ! Tramps Make a Descent on i Pennsylvania Town. MERCHANT MARINE LOOKED AFTER, Last Month the Most Prosperous In the History of the Drooklyn Ilildge The Heedpts. j A now evening paper is to be estab lished at Washington, D. C. A Newfoundland company has been organized to gather ice from icebergs. Gold has Ixion discovered In Lincoln, K. I., and a small mine is being worked. Nineteen babies in New York were named after Columbus during the week following the celebration. ' The peanut crop in Virginia will only average one-half, while that of North Carolina is also said to be very short. And now New Orleans is called npon to face damage suits brought by the heirs of the lynched membera of the Mafia. Large numbers of Chinese are reported to lie crossing the Rio Grande into the United States, owing to the lack of river guards. Thirty-three out of t he forty-four Statee now vote under new laws, all unon the general Australian plan, but variously mouiiieu. Plans have been completed by the Missouri Pacific railroad for a fast-train service between Denver and the Missis sippi river, beginning February 1. Congressman Outhwaite of Ohio will present bill in Congress to have all s jiled paper money destroyed in view of dan ger of its spreading and breeding disease. Last month was the most prosperous in tho- history of the Brooklyn bridge. There were 4,3:10,920 persons carried on the trains, and the receipts were SI 18.- 025. Jerome Park, for (hirty years one of the most famous race tracks in the coun try, is about to become the property of a syndicate and be cut up into building lots. Kansas has elected to Coni'mns f!hr!n Curtis, a quarter-blood Indian, and 'W. A. Harris, an ex-Uontederate Colonel. Tne latter was elected by the State at large. The Commissioners of the District nf Columb.a have issued an order to the ef fect that all the theaters in Washington must be fitted throughout with electric ngtits. Two cotton-BDinninz firms at Provi dence, R. I., and the Lowell, MasB., cotton 11111:8 have notified their employes of an increase in their wages after De cember 6. The Drexel Hotel Company has baen incorporated with a capital stock of 13.- 000,000 to lease various apartment and other buildings for occupancy by World's ruir vinaurn. The feeling between the strikers and non-union men at Homestead, Pa., grows more bitter daily, and unles the trouble is quieted soon a bloody riot is almost sure to follow. The merchant marine is to be diligent ly looked after. Senator Hoar has se cured much valuable information while abroad, which he proposes to incorporate into a shipping bill. The Reading people are sancuine over the success of their new steel bearings for mine cars, which by doing away with the use of oil will effect the saving of Beveral thousands a year. General Sherman's old home on Gar rison avenue in St. Louis is to be Bold by auction. It is a handsome old mansion. locally historic, and was presented to the General by his friends and admirers in 165. There is a large factory at a small town near Chicago, employing about 100 to 150 workers, which is wholly given over to the manufacture of useful arti cles from waste animal blood. It is now proposed bv leadinor bic.vcle men to build an asphalt road thirty or thirty-five feet wide from Chicago to New York. If established, there are to be no tolls for the use of the road. A few days ago. at a depth of nearlv 2,300 feet, a large yein of water was struck in the artesian well at the State Orphans' Home, near Corsicana, Texas, that is now flowing 200.000 irallons per day. The bank clearings of Chicaeo for the ten months ending with October foot up total ot 4,i77.0l,4 )3. and those of Boston for the same time $4,181,005,234. the difference being but about $3,000,000 in favor of the Eastern city. The New York Herald advocates the abolition of our foreign Ministries and the substitution therefor of a perfected consular service. The Herald attributes the first utterance on this subject to James G. Blaine some years ago. The city of Salzburg, capital of the Duchy of that name, publicly celebrated the eighteenth anniversary of the birth of Count Maximilian O'Donnell, a de scendant of the Irish E irls of Tyrcon nel, who saved Emperor Francis Joseph's life in 1854. In memory of General Robert E. Lee wo stained glass windows made in Mu nich have been put into St. Paul's Epis copal Church in Richmond. Between tbem on tne wall a brass tablet is to be placed in the form of a shield, having on it a crusader's cross, the Confederate flag, the Lee coat-of-arms and an inscription. FROM WASHINGTON CITY. Ivan Pt-troff Jiscliarged for Civing False Information in Reports of Alaska In Behring Sea Cases. The President has appointed Silas Alexander of New Mexico Secretary of tho Territory of New Mexico, vice Ben jamin M. Thomas deceased. The annual report of General Casey, chief of the engineer corps of the army, is ready for transmission to Congress. It relates to appropriations for the construc tion of emplacements for molern rifled guns and mortars. Secretary Noble has appointed U'jbtrt Schellicher of I-ewiston, Idaho; Jarnes F. Allen of the Indian office and Cyrus Beebeot Alaka as a commission to ne gotiate with the Nez Perce Indians in Idaho for ceinion to the United States of the surplus lands of their reservation under provisions of the act of July 14, 185)2. Captain W. G. C'oulson of the United States revenue marine service, has been detached from duty in command of the revenue steamer Ktish and ordered to duty in the life-saving service as in spector of the stations on the Pacific Coast, vice Captain J. M. White de ceased. His successor as commander of the Rush hai not as yet been selected. Ilohart Wilcox has been appointed keeper of the lifu-Biiving station at Cape Arago. It has been dcfinely decided that Gov ernor Stone, Assibtant Commissioner of the General Land Oilice, shall be ap- ointed Commissioner of the Bureau to succeed 1. II. Carter, who resigned to accept the chairmanship of tho National Republican Committee. There are sev eral applicants for the Assistant Com- miBHionerohip, and if the policy of pro motion is followed, M. M. Rose, the present ellicient Chief Clerk of the land office, will be given the place. Superintendent of the Census Porter has discharged Ivan Petroff, the special agent, who, it is stated, gave false infor mation 111 reports of Alanka for the State Department in the Behring Sea cases. Secretary Noble approved Porter's ac tion. Porter in a letter to the Secretary stated that a complete history of Petroflfs action precluded the supposition that Petrolf was suffering from insanity. Prof. James II. Blodgett of the census office was placed in charge of the Alaska work, and after verifying it in every par ticular will superintend its final publi cation. The State Department is disposed to have more respect for Venezuela's posi tion in the case of refugee Mijares since the announcement by Senator Pietrie that General Creepo intended to hold the consignees of the Philadelphia re sponsible for her Captain's relusal to surrender Mijares. It is clear to the of ficials that the Venezuelan authorities have a good caee, otherwise they would be disposed to allow the matter to drop. An otlicial admitted that the Venezuelan authorities would have a perfect right to arrest and punish the consignees of the rnundelphia U it should transpire that M jares was a criminal under the com mon lew. The department heretofore has figured from the assumption that Minister Scruggs had prima-facie evi dence that he was a political refugee, and that the charge of cattle-stealing was simply trumped up to get him off the steamer. In this light he would un doubtedly be upheld by this government, and the arrest of the consignees would probably result in a protest. THE CHICAGO EXPOSITION. One Haunting Fear Pervades the Inner Councils of the Managers of the World's Fair. The expense of organizing the Russian section of Chicago Columbian Exhibi tion will amount to 80K.0OO roubles. The Greek government has voted 500, 000 drachmas to be expended on the re production of antique works of art for the W'orld's F"air. The Duke of Veragua, the descendant of Columbus, who has promised to visit America as the guest of the nation next year, has received the famous Order of the Golden Fleece from the Queen Re gent of Spain, Mrs. Langtry is having a doll three feet high especially modeled ta represent her in face, and to be dressed exactly as she was in "Cleopatra." Mrs. Lang try sends the doll as a contribution to the Clreago Exhibition. One haunting fear pervades the inner councils of the managers of the World's Fair in Chicago. It relates to the possi bilities of the return of cholera with the opening of spring. In that event it is acknowledged tnat the fair would re ceive a blow from which it could scarcely recover. Auditor W. K. Ackerman, of the World's Fair Commission, has tendered his resignation and has informed the local Executive Committee that a leak exists between the treasurer's offiae and the gates. Ackerman does not charge that the shortage is due to dishonesty, but claims that thousands of tickets of admission to the Fair have disappeared, and as he has no control over the men at the gat' s he declines to jeopardize his reputation by remaining in his office. The jelly palace to be erected by the women of California for the World's Fair, of which mention ' has before been made in this column, will be lx20 feet and twenty-five feet high. The entrance will be by two doors, approached by marble steps. The framework of the building will be of wire, and on this will be firmly placed several thousand jelly glasses cuts, globes, prisms, etc. con taining jellies of many colors and shades of color arranged with artistic effect and in beauti'ul designs. The cost of the frame work and glasses alone is estimated at $2,700, and the brilliant effect will be heightened by many electric lights. FOREIGN CABLEGRAMS The Argentine Republic Wants a Cardinal Appointed. A MINISTERIAL VICTORY IN ITALY. Grand Duke Serglus of Russia Received at the Vatican Lord Hose berry to Marry. Queen Victoria has taken altogether mi agricultural prizes. The Berlin Military Weekly ridicules the corpulency of the militia. The London Time would have all for eign live cattle excluded from Great Britain. On December 1 a universal census of the cattle in the German Empire will take place. " Do not drown female infants here " is a sign posted on the banks of a river in Foo Chow. New Zealand has eet apart two islands for the preservation of wild birds and other animals. Attorney and Solicitor Generals of Great Britain must hereafter not accept private practice. The wrecked British battle ship Howe cost in round numbers $4,000,000, exclu sive of armament. Prison ships are said to be in course of construction on the Clyde to take Rus sian exiles to Siberia. The supplementary elections for mem bers of the Italian Parliament show a sweeping Ministerial victory. Hamburg has lost thousands of her wealth-producinir people and fullv 10.- OOO.OjO marks by the cholera. There are seven Jewish members in the British House of Commons, all of whom were re-elected this year. M.de Giers.the Russian Premier, who is staying at Monte Carlo, is gradually recovering from his severe illness. A number of Japanese actresses are preparing to start on a tour in Europe to illustrate the native style of acting. The universal opinion of the London press on the " Lear " of Henry Irving is mat it ib grand, magnificent and tire some. The Pope has been requested by the Argentine Republic to elevate to the Cardinalate the Archbishop of Buenos Ayres. The Egyptian cotton crop is expected to exceed 5.000.000 cantars (over 12.400.- 000,000), greatly exceeding the previous recoras. Lord Roseberrv. it is rumored in Lon. don, is to marry Princess Victoria, the eldest unmarried daughter of the Prince 01 waies. It is thought that the English cotton- trade strike will be a short one, as the traae is bucu as to make the operatives' demands reasonable. Theaters in Paris are not naviBs. There are eighteen leading playhouses, and their receipts fell off from 22,000,000 The Frenchmen interested in the Pan ama canal have applied to the Colom bian government for an extension of one year on the time allowed for resuming tne wortc. The milkmen of Frankfort. Germany. freely conceded at a recent meeting that probably not one dealer in that city sold milk in the same condition in which he received it. The grip is beginning its ravaces again with the cold weather, and has laid siege to Paris, where many are down with it. It is said to be more contagious and vir ulent than ever. The Hamburg Senate proposes to widen and deepen the Elbe at the point known as Koelfleth. The work will cost 1,0J0,000 marks, which will be raised by a municipal loan. Grand Duke Sergius of Russia, brother of the Czar, has been received by Pope Leo in tne tnrone room ot the Vatican with every honor accorded to members of imperial and royal houses. The new Duke of Marlborough has promptly deposed bis stepmother, "the American Duchess," formerly Mrs. Ham merely of New York, from all the Marl borough mansions and estates. Monte Carln is lnninc nnna nf it. nnn. ularitv as a place of either cramhlinv nr pleasure in general. Never before, it is reported, nas tnere been so great an in- a 1. . 1 ; . 1 . mil ui Buaiigera so eariy in toe season. Queen Victoria heard recently that one 01 ner 01a retainers at Balmoral was seriously ill, and she not only called on him in person, but also gave orders that a basket of fruit should be sent to him daily. A number of German dentists have been heavily fined by Justices in Prussia and Saxony for advertising themselves as doctors of dentistry on the strength of diplomas received from American col leges. A new choregraphic star of the first magnitude has risen upon the horizon of London. It is a variable star, and dances . " La Chahut," which is a kind of mod ernized cancan, rather more extravagant than the original. The star's name is Mme. Pompon, and she comes from Paris. The Methodist congregation in Vienna has been suppressed by the police. The Methodist clergyman has been prohib ited from speaking in public, and Bbould a member of his former congregation visit him "a detectective follows into the house, which is under constant po- j lice surveillance. Rewarded lit Timet Over. A mountaineer aod his wile had come down out of the mountains ot Kentucky to go to some new location in Tennessee. They had a little jag of household goods, and both were dressed poorly. After he had paid the freight cn his goods he lacked a few shillings of having enough to pay their fare. I heard them talking it over an they sat on a baggage truck on the plat form. "We 'nns will her to go back, I reckon," said the man. "But we 'una can't go back," she replied. "We '11ns has sold out and her no place to fo to." "But what kin we 'una do?" "Heven't we 'una got money 'nnfff" "No." "And they 'una won't take usf" "No." "And we'uns is In a fix?" "Hartin." "But the Ird is down yere as well as iip'u the hill, hain't her" she asked. "He mought be, but the chances seem agin it." "But I'll go out among tho cotton bales and find a Hmt to pray. The Lawd never did desert his own." "Yon motight try ft," he said donbt Ingly. I had told three or four of the boys, and we chipped in $ and handed it to the man, and he had the money in band whea the" woman returned. "Did you pray?" he asked. "Yes." "Fur how much?" "A dollar." "And the Lord has dun sent us five!" "Then we 'uns is no longer in a fix." "Yere it is, and our troubles are over. Tillie, we 'nns orter hev cum down yere twenty years ago. Up thar when we 'uns axed the Lord for a dollar we 'una some times got two bits out of it. Down yere when we 'una ax fur the same he piles it on ten times over, and doan' even want to know whar' we cum from or which churck we belong to!" New YorK Sun. The Tobacco Heart. The Influence of tobacco upon the heart Is frequently more strongly marked than in any other direction. There are few per sons who use this substance to excess who do not suffer from the disordered action of the organ in question. The impulse is rendered weaker an ! more irregular, so that faintness, intermittent pulse and pal pitation are induced. The tobacco heart is so well known arid recognized by physicians that when the organ is found to be in an abnormal con dition questions to the pnt in regard to toe use or tonacco are t sver omittea, ana prohibition is insisted upon in every case without exception. I am very sure, from my own experience, that many young per sons lay the seeds of organic disease of the heart from the excessive use of tobacco or from beginning it too early in life. It not only lessens the nervous influence by which the heart is kept in action, but it causes a deterioration of the organic mus cular fibres of which the organ is com posed. "Weak heart" and "heart failure," so commonly met with in our day, are, I have no doubt, very often the direct con sequence of the abuse of tobacco. The use of tobacco by minors should be absolutely prohibited, not by laws which are impossible of enforcement and which encumber the statute books, but by home influence and command. If this were done we should have much lessof the dele terious effects nf tobacco, for it is very cer tain that no young person can use this substance, even in moderation, without suffering more or less severely at the time and laying up for himself future troubles of even mora serious import. Dr. William A. Hamniutid in New York Herald. Show Window Two Storlei High. "It stems strange to me," said a man who had recently returned from Europe, "that some of the Ne-v York merchants who sell dry goods, carpets, furniture, etc., do not have show windows such as are seen on the continent, which extend from the Lasemeut to the ceiling of the ground floor. If one such were arranged it would not only attract great attention on account of its novelty, but also because it would afford such an excellent opportunity for the display of goods. The longest portieres could be hung up in it, and be seen to much better advantage than is possible in mast of the present windows. "An idea of some of the merchants in Germany is to have their show windows of this kind divided into two floors. The top one is fitted up as a library or reception room and the bottom as a kitchen or din ing room. The effect is very realistic, as the window looks like the section of a house." New York Tribune. Nutritive Properties of Cream. The fact is not so well known as it de serves to be that cream constitutes an ad mirable nutriment for invalids. It is su perior to butter, containing more volatile oils. Persons predisposed to consumption, aged persons, or those inclined to cold ex tremities and feeble digestion are especial ly benefited by a liberal use of sweet cream. It is far better than cod liver oil, and be sides being excellent for medicinal proper ties it is a highly nutritious food. New York Commercial Advertiser. Brought to a Fine Polut. "I call that rug Satsuma," said a head of a house, who refuses either to know or to pretend to know anything about pot tery, although his house is well filled with specimens collected by members of his family. Satsuma has come to be his ex pression for everything that his youngest boy calls "daisy," and his daughter's new toque and his wife's latest purchased painting are classified alike by him, "Very pretty, quite Satsuma." Boston Tran script. ' v ' The Monkey Wrench, The monkey wrench is not called so on account of its fancied or actual resemblance to a monkey, or because it is a hand; tool to "monkey" with, but simply because it is the invention of Mr. Charles Moncky, of Kings county, X. Y. Although the world has pretty nearly lost track of Mr. Moncky, it seems to be a settled fact that ' he sold his patent for $2,000 and invested; the proceeds in a homestead in the a bo re ttmed county. St. Louis Republic i , V' r" 0. .i ! .1 - ? t (A