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V m. r 'COPYRIGHT 1891 "There's something behind it." mats ,wnat you think, perhaps, when you read that the proprietors of Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy offer qow reward tor an incurable case of Catarrh. Rather unusual, vou , think, to find the makers of a medi cine trying to prove that they b& lieve in it. "There must be some thing back of it I " But it's a plain, square offer, made . in good tairh. , The only thing that s back of it is the Remedy. It cures Catarrh in the Head. To its mild, soothing, , cleansing and healing properties, the worst cases yield, no matter how bad or of how long standing. It has .a record that gOeaJack for 35 yprirv. . It. Anaan. - Bimply ' relieve --it perfectly and permanently Wes. .With a Rem edy like thiSj.fiiB proprietors can make such an ofW and mean it. To be sure thero'sisk in' it, but - it's so very small that they are willing to-take it. . You've ? never heard of anything like this bffer?" True, enough! But then ybu'vo never, heard of anything like Vt. cage's Remedy. Consumption cries many qi us vitiui esslv. It can De " j sometimes ; som cannot. It is as cruSl to raise is weak to yiei mere is a way tu Within the reach of most are threatened caref ing and Scott's LIV- ulsion of cod-liver oil. Let ws sen on the subief ou a ytc ; iree Scott &Bown New York. Z Chemists, 1 3a South 5th Avenue, Yourdruggr oilall drufst keeps Scott's Emulsion of cod-liver ;gtst everywhere do. fx. . 3 t mmm fluid. THE GREAT PAIN -v KILLER! , IHSTAST&SEO'JS 111 ITS ACTION I This (s the mdst wonderful paln-de-troyer that has ever been put befora the public. From its rapidity of action comes the name we give It. Positively the greatest boon to suffering human ity. No family should be without a bottle In the house. We warrant It to be sure and lasting cure for all pain. This Is one of the few harmless but effective remedies that id most valuable for Inward as well as outward applica tions, and will cure In cases where all other medicines have failed. For Headache, Neuralgia, Rheumatism, Sprains, Bruises, Chilblains, Colic, In fluenza, Coughs and Colds, Cramp In Stomach, Pains In Back and Limbs, nd all pain flesh, is heir to. For sate by all druggists in SOc and $1.00 bot tles. DON'T FAIL TO TRY IT. I have & positive remedy for the above disease ; bf Hi use thousands of oases of the worst kind and of long stan&ng haVe been cured. Indeed so strong Is my faith in its elficocy, that I w.U send twobottijss fbeje, with a VALUABLE TREATISE on this disease to any suf ferer who will send me theu- Express and P. 0. address. T. A. Slocum, JI. C. 183 Poarl St.. N. YV "I am happy to state to you and to suffering humanity, that my wife has used your wonderful remedy, August Flower, for sick headache and palpitation of the heart, with satisfactory results. For several years she has been a great sufferer, has been under the treatment of eminent physicians in this city and Boston, and found little relief. She was in duced to try August Flower, which gave immedaite relief. We cannot say to much for it." I,. C. Frost, Springfield, Mass. If In anv business not. paylnsryou drop it aud buy an lm- ? roved retaiuma ucubator. MORE MONEY can be made In rais ing Chickens than in anv other business for the capitRl invest ed. A beautifully Il lustrated Catalogue of Incubators, Brood ers end all kinds of Chicken Fixings FREE Anents for Mann's Bone Cutter, Kecea iity Clover Cutter, and everything re quired by poultry raisers. aiuueu . hopes as to falser fears. , nnno it UIIUI II An Eugllsh Account. One of New York's fairest and wealthiest was wnlking unattended down a fashionable thoroughfare when a man whom she did not know walked beside her, raised his hat and spoke to her. Without a second's hesi tation the young lady dealt the shiny arid carefully brushed chapeau a right hander that sent it rolling into the mud, and planted a left hander between her insulter's eyes that tumbled him after and on top pi his hat. Then, "with oorn depicted on her features and conscious of her own superiority," this fair one marched placidly on amid the applause of a few onlookers, while the unfortunate' individual who had received such unexpected chastise ment picked himself up and his but- tered headgear and slunk away. And now there is a legion of girls anxious to attain the ability, and to find an oppor tunity, of going and doing likewise. It is just possible that this thrilling story is only the invention of a pugilist wtio takes lady pupils, and who fore saw what a stimulus the publication of such a tale would give to his business; but whether true or not it has in the words of a feminine asDirant for nu gilistio honors, "opened the eyes woman to the possibility of her yelng able to meet man on even teriy8 where and everywhere." "If." says this ladv to m6T associates, you are insulted in ty street knock vour insultpr down." aouDt tnat is a very right and yiPeT course to tak. DUt Should WOV" "cuviiuj. no pcr.fl. cient and hnrty w' their w ft8 some of tliaa appearto believe jfs ; b able, itZ BreMj to be fe.ed theyyfiUufe these fists on uch urgent occasions. Kr, T " , rj A Charaoterltitio There is a small nlnege Incident. lily named Chang, consisting of a mother and a son of uij ouiunir .... , ,vf v,nr,nnA llvln8 ln a place north ;; :ul7 "The Old TigerCave." with somr was 8uddenly struck down dv one'0 severe an incurable mala . ' , day and grew worse from day to uu ,T,, , . f y. 1 liey were tuo pour iu cau ui jtors to give her proper treatment, ,nd her faithful son, who had constant ly attended on her, seeing his mother's severe illness and their abject poverty and helplessness, took a knife and sliced off a big piece of flesh from his thigh, and after invoking the blessing of heaven boiled and gave it to her as medicine and food. Heaven was . so much pleased with such a child, full of filial piety, that it granted x,his earnest prayers, and his mother, from the day when the human flesh medicine was administered, rapid; ly recovered and was up in ten days. When that medicine was given to her the boy did not inform her of its com position until she was well, when a big wound, from which the mixture was made, was shown her. It is alleged that the boy suffered no' pain or Incon venience from the womyL. for heaven must have relieved him from the other wise great pain and )l?ding for this so noble a filial act, which is not to be found everywhere. . When it was made known to the public he was held up as ah example of true und genuine filial piety Which was taught by our Great Sage. The official of that district will memorialize the throne to erect a tablet or an arch for his noble and brave deed in rescuing his mother from death by endangering his own life. Chinese Times. V IN THK NICK OF TIME; The nick of time to stop the course,of bladder and kidney complaints is when the organs con cerned exhibit a tendency to grow lusctive. The healthful impulse toward activity 1 hat they re eeive from Hostetter's Stomach Bitters rescues them from impending danger, and averts such dang, rous maladies as Bright's disease and dia betes. Sluggishness of the kidneys increases a liability to chronic rheumatism.gout and dropsy, and since the blood is filtered by th se organs in lis passage through them, the operation of the Bitters serves a doublv happy purpose. The med icine acts without exciting, like the fiery stimu lants of oommeroe. Malarial, dyspeptic, consti pated and neivous invalids are thoroughly re lieved by it. Since the advent of that shocking malady, la grippe. It has been widely demon strating its usefulness as a curative and prevent ive of ft. The man who always says what he thinks is one of the meu ln this world who could well be dispensed with. 8AFK, QUICK AND EFFECTIVE. The valuable ourative properties of All cock's Pokous Plasters are due to the em ployment of the highest medical and chem ical skill. They are purely vegetable, and in ingredients and method have never been equaled; Bafe, quick and effective in their action; they do not burn or-blister, but soothe and relieve while curing, and can be worn without causing pair or inconveni ence. Do not be deceived by misrepresentation. All other so-called porous plasters are imi tations, made to sell on the reputation of Allcock's. Ask for Allcock's, and let no solicitation or explanation induce you to accept a sub stitute. - Man Is not merely the architect of his own fortune, but be must lay the bricks himself. "Brown's Bronchial Troches" have a direct influence on the inflamed parts, giving re lief in coughs, colds and the various throat troubles to which singers and public speak ers are liable. Sold only in boxes. The bald-headed man always makes the big gest objection to the hair ln his butter. INDIAN DEPREDATION I PENSION I PATENTS LAND HOMESTEAD I POSTAL da any- " says this lady to hy" are insulted in thy nsulter down.'V0 ' right and rVPer 00 hould wo1 beco and iylrty"wlth 1 )f tlia"1 aPPear to be it is greatly to be fill use these fists o less" ursBI"' occasions. a? ette. I y M ; The "EXAMINER" BUREAU of CLAIMS UNDKB THE DIBEOTION OF , San Francisco Examiner. you have a claim of any description whatsoever against the United States Government and wish it speedUy adjudicated, address JOHN WBDDERBtJBX, Manager, U t street, K. W. Walkin-on,. D. . Extravagance. Many Peop VWate Energy That Need on Great Occasions. They "Do you know what an immense amount of nervous energy people waste continual ly, which might be stored up?" asked a physician. "A very nervous person is apt to have little tricks of manner which she fancies are a help to her and cover her con fusion, whereas they are really an injury and loss. A habit of wriggling in your chair, of twirling something in your fingers as you talk, of biting your lips- or tapping on the floor with your foot or a hundred other things, it would be a decided gain to restrain. Very few people realize how rare thing it is to sit perfectly still or toV things composedly without wastinfT any effort. An oculist who wm nv.mv-""I18 a nntl'Anf.'a avaa a nt.0;n nA tOld h to be seated. Then immediateJf he ' hnrtnror.nn n!,. n,. U knOW there isn't one Derson in ? D"ret doesn't do that?' he r'- : Dowhat?1 she said, thoroughly jystlfll- Move the chair when sitting yVlown' , Yojf moved it several inches an 1 wantea vfia in exactly that lieht.' ProbablsX-v . "yticed this, yet ob servation""."1'118 XNow, why should anybodp having putJie caajr where she think6 she wants in0ve it In the act of aownr id from habit of irrego. and nervyf;.nua f.uinra tn rln inat-. . to to make her intention r.li mnrlf "PrnVinVilv it. 4n go stra: quite uncmolous with most people. , In let rmng to write or to draw you learn h steady your hand and draw lines whic; shall show no deviation or ragged- nes but be always correct and firm. It is, worth while to try to do everything ln lie same way, with no raggedness, no rambling off. "Qut, as every nervous person knows, It seems almost impossible. You feel that if you are debarred from 'letting off steam' you must go crazy, or jump up or down, or scream, or do something to horrify or shock people. "Well, but try it. Keep perfectly still. Don't twiddle your fingers, or shake your foot, or jerk your shoulder, or giggle, or clear your throat, or say unmeaning things because you are afraid to be silent. Keep it up minute after minute. You will be surprised to find how long you can do it. "Then, when you cannot gtaud it any longer, make your escape and do some of the violent things you have in mind. You will find that you might have hysteria twice a week or break a window occasion ally without using up half the nervous force that would leak out in these little unsuspected ways." Pittsburg Dispatch. Doctoring: the Wild Animals. Hospitals for cats and dogs are quite common in the large cities, and many a feline and canine pet has been successfully Dursed through a severe illness by the ex pert doctors who spend their time in study ing animal diseases. With tbe exception of wounds and injuries, the great majority of the complaints which, the pets suffer from come as a direct result of too high living. Sweets, cake, candy aud highly seasoned food will in the course of time make even the dumb brutes sick, and the animal doctors frequently find that all their patients need area little physic and plain living. Two weeks of such common treatment generally restores the pets to health and strength again. - But of late years the importations to this country of wild animals for circuses, menageries and exhibitions of various kinds have been so large that there has sprung up a regular system of doctoring for wild animals. .Their complaints gen erally are very few.- At first they are homesick after leaving their forest jun gles, and they pine away in their cages un less they are carefully watched. The wilder and fiercer ones refuse to be consoled, and they often injure themselves in their frantic efforts to break through their Iron cage. Then the heat, change of climate and food and occasionally old age, bring on com plaints that must be checked by . expert physicians.-J-New York Epoch. Afraid of Becoming Famous. A manuscript reader for a leading maga zine says: "The magazine with which I am connected employed a well known female writer to write up an interesting phase of life six years ago, for which she was to re ceive a stipulated sum of money. When he article was submitted the editor didn't like it and sent it back, but she fired it back again, demanding pay, and got it. The article was pigeonholed, and no one thought of it again until a short time ago, when the editor resurrected it and had it put in type, forgetting all about its origin. It appeared in a recent number of the magazine, and was discussed by literary people as being one of the best written articles published by the magazine in ques tion. The editor of another magazine was attracted by the article and wrote to the lady asking her to submit matter to him. The writer appears to be a very spirited young woman, however, and refused to do so, saying that one'experience with a mag azine editor is enough. She says she will never write for them again. If she did she might become famous. She confines her efforts to newspaper work." New York Cor. St. Louis Globe-Democrat. A 'Wonderful Gold Mine. One of the wonders of Australia, and one of the greatest natural curiosities ln the world, is the Mount Morgan gold mine in Queensland. The precious metal con tained in this mine, which has paid, a divi dend of not less than (6,000,000 in a year, was deposited by a hot spring.X Mount Morgan is a hill about 500 feet high, containing at its top a cup shaped deposit made by the hot spring which once gushed out there, and in this deposit the gold exists. Truly a cup of Croesus! Through untold ages the waters dropped their glittering burden, and now man comes and extracts the hoarded metal to add to the wealth of the world. Specimens of the ore from this strange mine have been sent to the United States, that they might be compared with the de posits of the great hot springs in our own Yellowstone park. It was but natural to suppose that the Yellowstone springs h'ad also a golden treasure in their cups, but the most careful search by geologists has thus far failed to detect any trace of It. Youth's Companion. How a Bird Gets Light. ' The baya bird of India spends his nights catching fireflies, with which he plasters his nest, v The baya does not kill the fly, but simply attaches it to his nest by means of a piece of moist clay. On a dark night a baya's nest has the appearance of an elec tric street lamp. St. Louis Republic. Who He Liked Best. The other day a conversation took place between two little children, a girl of seven and a boy of five. Girl (wishing to show her superior knowledge) Which do you like best, Queen Victoria or Washington f Boy (simply) I love mamma, Cor. Babyhood. . . t 1 1 -1 1 increased later cut. -r Tho u.aa.ble. operation of forcing linmH.intvWaaauaiflB use vi excii- J. ftC.eir'uead and the t r - n JnV k Vn8 superseded by iflly's c7eaTBV:icburXfor catarrh an lVhiLeh: ' sufferer from catarrh fnJ 5 "hardly breathe. Some vfcht?fTrV o X 4eep. purchased Ely's nrt?? rb.-urely. . I have advised sev n iwJL y use it, and with happy re- yKu others for catarrh, and it is worth eizhv in eold. I thank God I have nd afemedv I can use with safety and hat dries all that is claimed for it. B. W. Sperry, Hartford, Conn. pply Halm into eacli nostril, it is icklv absorbed. Gives reliel at once. rice, 50 cents at druggists' or by mail. v Blv Brothers, 56 Warren street, New York. Tramps are now selecting their early summer routes. DEAFNESS CAN'T BE CURED By local applications, as they cannot reach the diseased portion of the ear. There is enly one way to cure deafness, and that is by constitu tional remedies. DeafneBS Is caused by an in flamed condition of the mucous lining of the eustachian tube. When this tube gets inflamed you have a rumbling sound or imperfect hear ing, and when it is entirely closed deafness is the result, and unless the inflammation can be taken out and this tube restored to its n rmal condition, hearing will be destroyed forever; nine cases out of ten are caused by catarrh, which is nothing but an inflamed condition of the mucous surfaces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case of deafness (caused by catarrh) that we cannot cure by taking Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free. F. J. CHENEY A CO., Toledo, 0. f.tt Sold by druggists; 75c. When yon are betting on an absolutely sure thing save 6 cents for car far home. Guard yourself for summer malaria, tired fee' ing, by using now Oregon Blood Purifier. Use Enameline Stove Polish; no dust, no smell. Tbt Gbkmka for breakfast. ONE KlVJOYfi Both the method and results when Syrup of Figs is taken ;, it is pleasant and refreshing to the taste, and acts gently yet promptly on the Kidneys, jiver aud Bowels, cleanses the sys tem effectually, dispels colds, head tches and fevers and cures habitus wnstipation permanently. For sak in 50c and SI bottles by all druggists CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO SAN FRANCI80O. eAL, : LOUISVILLE, K. VfW 0W. . This GREAT COUGH CURE, this success ful CONSUMPTION CURE is sold by drug (lists on a positive guarantee, a test that no othei Cure can stand successfully. If you have a COUGH, HOARSENESS or LA GRIPPE, il will cure you promptly. If your child has the CROUP or WHOOPING COUGH, use it quickly and relief is sure. If you fear CON SUM PTION, don't wait until your case is hope less, but take this Cure at once aud receive im mediate help. Large bottles, 50c. and $1.00. Traveler? convenient pocket size 25c. Ask your druggist for SHILOH'S CURE. If youi lungs are sore or back lame, use Shiloh's Por ous Plasters. Price, 25c. If vou have no appetite, Indigestion, Flatulence, Sick-Heartache, "all run ( down" or losing flesh, take ?TuifsTinvPill Tliey tone up the weak stomach and $ build up the flagging energies. 8A. OO & i THE MOST; Tobacco.is a luxury a quieting, rest ful friend to mankind. . The better the quality the sweeter and milder the smoke. In all, these good qualities mastiff plug cut stands at the head of smoking tobaccos. A " . . -. t J. B. Pace Tobacco Co., Richmond Virginia. I CURE FITS! When I eay care I do Dot mean merely to stop them for a time and then have them return again. 1 mean a radical cure. I have made the disease of FITS, KP1 LEPSY or FALLING SICKNESS a life-long study. 1 warrant my remedy to cure the worst oases. Because others have failed is no reason for not now receiving a care. Send at once for a treaties and a Free Bottle of my infallible remedy. Give Express and Post Office. H. G. BOOT M. 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Fruit Lands with water, $20 to $30 per acre, 7 yeam' time New country, rapid immigration, wonderful develop ment. Railroad constructed 1891. Town of Eddy, county seat, terminns. Illustrated pamphlet free. Address E. F. Bernharo, Trav. Passenger Agent PeeoB Valley Ry. Co.,.Fresno, CaL bad? Do you have a headache? back ache? You can't eat and Extermina to A US' i win REACH usu&Lvrrovv', Ard met Cupid, the little rascal, is up to ' all the tricks-he knows full well that man is a selfish brute, and the road to his heart is through his appetite; the delicate flavor of "Seal of North Carolina," next to love itself, adds one more joy to our existence. Paked in Patent Cloth Pouches aud in Foil. J. McCRAKEN & CO., DEALERS IN Roche Harbor Lime, Portland Cemint, Gol den Bate and Utah Plaster, Hair, Fire Brick nd Fire Clay. LAND PLASTER. 60 North Front Street, Cor. D. PORTLAND, OK. Pianos and Organs. WINTER & HARPER, 71 Morrison Street, Portland, Or. Box 802. Best in the World! Est the Genuine! 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