The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, December 13, 1890, Image 4

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Newspaper Page TextKnw ths CiiiiiHTIIon. "Is that oliiH'k genu! fur nnytlimgraflkM pafwongnr off tlio Lake Kljuie rond cf the policeman at. the I), tioit urui Milwaukee depot yeHtiinluy "No, Ir," replied the ofilcer, nfW an in KK!tiin. "Thiit'n u ojiifiiiiMictf nmu'i chock. Ilow niunb tlnl you l't dim Uixvl" "Thirty dullum," "Well, you Imvi) Ixfii HWiiidlud. Didn't you ever read of tlieir guinoHf" "Lot of times." "And jut you were roiied 111?" "Ye." "1 rau't help you nny." "I don't wunt you to. 1 want you to look Bt thin." banded tho offleer a pureel which, upon being opened, wru found to contain a large buueli of human hair which bstfJ been pulled out by tbo coots, toother with a pioco of a uiari'H car. "And eouut this," added tlio mun, as he beld out a roll of money. "Il'ro aro t7(), ami wlmt duct it 11 meanT Blfed tl.u oflleiT. "lm tlio tnuti that was dwindled Tbia triKk belonged to the cliup who thought he bad caught a sueker. Htto tho connection) Closely olwrvo my left eye. Bee any Kjiiasb in there? Fee! of my head. Any soft spots anywhere aioundf Tiu-la, old hoy, and tell 'em not to weep for yours truly I" Detroit Fl oe I'ress. lie Helped lllm. "Say, pard, I'm starving, (iiriuiie a dims for a meal, won't yerr" The speaker was a sail eyed tramp. The man addressed mk;ht have heen one of the McAllister i'M. The scion of aristocracy gluucrd Hi'ornlully at tlio scion of poverty, allowing his eyes to rest unfondly iirioii the unshaven check and chin of tho hungering soul. "Ilcah," ho said, "lleuh's a qunrtah. 1 don't give a rap for. youuh hungah, but fab the sake of nixsiety go and got shaved." Kow York livening Hun. A (.noil Ainu to lnd Itoolts To. Corltius ViH'il links, 1 have accidentally lost that book I borrowed of you the other day. I'm awfully sorry, for 1 hadn't quite flnisliud it. You haven't another copy, have you) Wipedun'us I have not, Corlilns, but (sug gestively) there Is a bookstore next door to my olllco. Coikins (considerably relieved) That's lucky. You can get another one withotituny trouble. I'll cull around to-morrow. Hplendid book, Wipeilunks. 1 wouldn't miss reading it for $100. Chicago Tribune. Taking Vp Ihe Thread Again. There had lsen a runaway. A pair of horses were down, a carriage smashed to pieces, and the driver and a lady lay groan lug on the grass with their hurts. 'I ho street car stopped mid many got off to render aid. Among those who stood on the rear platform were two ladies, one of whom held up her bunds In horror ami exclaimed: "Mercy on mel but hat nu awful, awful affalrl Mow long did you say you boiled yourgrapu Jolly, Mrs. Bmithi"' Detroit I'Yeo Tress. A Wearing ncsponslblllty. Bishop (to I'at, returning from work) You look tired, i'ut. Vat Oi am, suit. It's n harrud day I've had, sorr, us foreman o' the gang tin straight hours. i)isho Ah, Pat, wo alt have to work hard In this world. I often put iu eighteen hours. a uay. t I'at Yis, your rlvirenco, but your wurrucl; is nlsiy loike, mid clane, und ye's bobcutmiy responsibility. New York buu. A I.llllo ( imiiiiiInuIoii. Kho(on lioard Ihe yacht I'leotwing) What wo they doing, Lieut. (loldliniid lie They mo weighing tho anchor. Blio Oh, lira thcyf Would you mind ask Ing how iiiucli it 'weighs? I nm so Interested in everything of a nautical nature. The l100'1, A tTileiiffo I'reuk. Chicago Man ( n Chestnut street) That gentleman 1 Just bowed to ia one of tho most remarkable men in Chicago. riiilaiielpliian-i:!!) In whutwuy? "He was born there," rhiladolphia Heo ord. Copyright, 1300, A departure from oriVmaiy nu'thods hits long boon ndtipti'il by tlio mukt-vs of Dr. Piorci' Coition Motlical Discovery. They know wlmt it vm tlo anil they gtummh'Q it. Your money is promptly returned, if it fails to benefit or euro in all diseases arising from torpid liver or impure blood. Mo better terms eould bo asked for. No belter remedy eau bo bud. Nothing else that claims to bo a blood-puritier is sold in this way because nothing else is like tho " (1. M. I." " So positively certain is it in its ourativo effects as to warrant its makers in selling it, as they are do intr thrtiiic-h drtto'trists, on trial It's especially potent in curing Tetter, Salt-rheum, Eczema, Ery sipelas, Boils, Carbuncles, Soro Eyes, Goitre, or Thick Neck, and Enlarged t! lands, Tumors and Swellings. Croat Eating Ulcers rapidly heal under its benign influence-. World's Dispensary Med ical Association, 003 Main Street, Luualo, N. i. SAItESMEfl WAflTED, Local or Traveling, To our well kuewu Nursery stc'k. We waul (IoihI. lively workers, snd will y well vom milieu or Nilary. O.hviI retoreie-s rttiuirHl. Apeiv !.. U U MAY t'O., Nursery ueu, St. Van', Mom. PENSIONS! NEW LAW CLAIMS. Aiinlvto Ml! O M. SiKViSS A CO.. Attorneys, Ul t sirt-t, WashlujtoB. H. C Braaidi ois 4 leveiitiiU. teirou. micio. SOMETHING FOR Til K NEW YKAK. The world renowned mieeess of Hostettw's Ktoinai'h Hlitc, snd their continued ini!urlt? for over a third of a century as a stomachic, Is se reely more wonderful tliau ihe welcome tnat kp ets the Hiiutial aiH'Hrsnr? of Hostc'ter's Al rrmniie This ra'uah.e incilical treHllKe Is iii r INhed hy Ihe ilostetter t'oinpany, I'itishurnh. Ha., under their own Inimiillsle HUpervlnleu, employlin? W bands In that ilepHrtmniL They are runiiliig a'tout II mouths in the year on this work, and the issue of same for lhJl will lie more than ten millions, printed in the Kuttllsh, Herman. French, Wel-h, Norwegian, Swedish, rfulland. Ilohcmluu and Snniili.li lHiiiriiain)". Ite- 7rr to a copy of It fuf valuable and liilerestlnK rcaflltiK concerning neaitn, mm niiinerous ieu ii.oiiihIh as lo the elllcscy of Hosietter's litomach Hltt' TK. sunisement, varied ln(r Hiatlon, antra noinlcal eslculHtloiis sii'l chroueloKical Items, Ac., which ran le depended on for i orrctnefs. The Almanac for Mil can he obtained free of cost. Iroin driiXKlsts and general country dealers In all psrts ol the eouulry. Mr. Youiighusband Yes, I'm caught at last. Old FMicrmaii (In surprise) And she didn't throw you back! I! KM A III K AMI ALWAYS THK H.4MK Rkandhkth's Pii.i.8 are the oldeat, a ifut and b'Ht blood purifier and purga tive known. They are purely vegetable, therefore harmless. They are a' way the name and always produce Ihe same effect Other pniKiitlvpH require Incraaed dosea and Anally ceaae acting altogether. A cmrHe of one or two of Ukandkkth s I h.i.h taken each night Is a ponltive cure for roiip.tiputioi, hradai he and all billon (Unorders. If you can't take them plain, get them sugar-coated. Hhnulil you ever conclude to run away, remem ber that you must stop somewhere. The Havlri In clolhins; where Dobhlna' K cctrie y lap i used is twenty times Ihe soan bill. It is no new experiment, but has born sold for 'H years. To-day just as pure a in 'Mli. Try it. Your grocer has it or will order it. Several rri'iilI'lHtcn are nowuslim brands of putciit mcilii lne which proviile a cure for " that tired feelinif." Forthroat diseRses and couprhs "Brown's Ilronrhinl Troche," like all other re ; looil things, are imitated, and purchaser Hhou d ho careful to otitalri the Pennine article prepared by John I. Buown & Sons. Nuts for the Iietnoerats. Jackson was "Old Hickory." Clevelmid deservis to he known and rcnicuiher d as Old Chestnut, TltAIIES AND OC'CUTATIONH. Tun Youth's Companion for 1801 will rlve an instructive and helpful Seriea of I apers, each of which ilescriws Ihe char acter of some leadiiic Trade fer Hoys or Occupation fortiirls. They give informrt Hon us to the Amirentl' eHiitp reqiureu to learn each, tlm Whoch to be expected, the Qualities needed in ord -r to enter, and Ihe prospects or Success. lo New huOHcrihcrs who send $ 1.75 at once h" paper will be neiit. fre,e to Jammru 1, 1SUL and for a full year from that (lute. Address 1HK YOUTHS COMPANION, Huston Mans. For a Oisordercd Liver 1 mm u.DWrn B iia HRta- a Pi 25cts. ti Box. OTP AIIj IlfiTJCrGHSTM. oms To cure Biliousness. Sick Hesdnche t'onstlpHtloo, Ataluilu. Mver CeiiieliitiiiH. tnke ths sufe und ecrtuln rumoUy. SMITH'S BILE BEANS Cse theSMAl.I.rlU'.K (40 little liesns to the bot tle). They ftie I lie most convenient: suit all ages. Wlceof eltltoi slo, L'5 cenu per lieitle. fS5QIWlT llt 7. 17. 70: Photo-nraviire. -" - panel sue or this picture for 4 Oeuts (vepiiers er utuiups). J K SMITH A CO., Mnkeraof '"Itlle lieans. St. Louts Mo. r it i: A I K FK K . roaltl ve!y ('-tired with Vrsetuble ICeniedlet Have cured tlHiii!"aii( ot ohshs. Curt) ptUieiiU p nounct'd hopt'lPHR iy bent phystciftni. Krum ttmtJoM vtnptums .(Ni())',r; tn trn ilars ftt least twro-thtrdi All vntutom rcnitved. tcn. tor fni hunk tewtitu ninl or lulrai'uloua cures Ten dtirV treatment froo tij uitiil. li on ordci truil. Bond tUo. In otampi totmy pot, I ii o Oit.H ll.OHKiCN A irN.Attaiitii.Gi lf you or or irlnl returu UiU ilveruumi?ul to u Fabor's Golden Female Pills. For Female Irrennlar ttlcs: uothincliketliem o ii the market, 'evcr ml. Kueeessliilly used by prominent ladles monthly, tiuaraiilced to relievo suppressed menstruation. SURE! SAFE! CERTAIN! Don't be humhmwd. Pave Time, Health, and money ;take uo oth er. Pent to anv address secure by mall on re eotpt of price, f J.00, Auurcss, IHE APHRO MEDICINE CORPAIff, Western Branch, J3o '?, i'OIilXANU, OR Hold hy Wisia.M llano ('o., Portland Or. New Pension Law. Uivrt all Mows ami tlisahUnl oM. ti . .1 natt'trn ,'iiit.n; ut wjhU'H0 6 ftiruisib; do iUruliar,ro itatM rtsiuirv!: ml vice itw. u ml v aictMiii use or AnUtoruva tvtt Ptor U V. H. 1Vikh1"U Attorney i ytiaw' fUHMimicv), U I j r. . II. Pnr.i -ui mm ; jj f NOUltlH, 3ii liat Strxi't, KtHHu III l!, H, I'-iidioH Agmu'y, 8u Kn Jr,T-1 K( rcuvv. A. ,1. ti ickle, 1utu V , K lVit. o( lUduui. aid uUm t" tllMc-L t'i'V ,1. II. P I i r. r A K I Hltu MW. K. rrttiiouiH. . m l omm um'-r . A. lit r iltfuariiufut STEIN WAY, Cabler and Pease Palnos Mffti ing vho liRr IManh Maib, tul the fmne clu'iiiK't Virtue; aU Vunloal liiUuiutut; l'auit Nun i.litsl; v sitK-k of Sln-rt Miwtc. mkinwav Hah, v iut Si r"l stnvt: M.mnu Urav . llt ,mvi ' oh' " r-a atul iw M4n:k. 0R FITS J Vh 1 av t itnr I till not mmn men -i W tM thcua forinuitUUu'n t.v ttm htuiu ain. I uwrn rMl'fl cur 1 tuw m.vlt tSo ti l t'lTS, hriir n arrant my rvmty to cam to wor?t cv , UtvaiiM i iinrs w f AiiM no waMi ftr no it t.xti fur, fc.'nil st imu tor tnwtioaml r, uU i iut int lhti ivrntnlY. ' itv" ni FoM Oiftc-A. PATENTS."" INVENTORS' GUIDE OR 1 Pate.it. Sent .trrt I KM K ll'I IKIII I I., At- umiey at law, Washington, D. C. X. P. N. U. So. SoO-MS. F. X. U. So. 442 r' T Instinct of Kvll Mvlnir. Thousands of the "unemployed" earn no wages bociiuM) tliey do not want to work. Tliry do odd jolis, they loaf, they tramp, tliey pilfer, tliey htcal, and so on throu'li the wliolo gamut of laziness and vice. "NVIiy is tliiK? We have already said. Human nature ia far from perfect yet. Many rogues are born; many others are easily turned into rogues by circumstances. It is likely enough that he instiuwt of evil living is tranwnittcd; it is certain that tho contamination of vicious surroundings has its natural ef fect. Neccbsity holds the born felon in a pitiless grip. Birth gives the infant the fatal U'lit; homo life develops it. The unwieldy bulk of modern society is traversed by hurd lines of moral as well as of social cleavage. Crime runs into pockets like ore in the aiine. Tho Inhmuelites dwell alone and propagate among themselves. There is nothing to attenuate the vicious strain. Wo have on the fringe of the decent population a class of creatures who, at best, are worthless, and too often are pure pests. It is recruited, but it is not regenerated, from the outside; on the other hand, it feeds the ranks of the thriftless, the reckless, the ne'er-do-wells. What must be the result of such a state of things? With a rapidly in creasing population, with a greater mass of poverty, a greater nuinlierof viciously disposed people crowding into "Eattt ends" in all our great cities, what can we expect from a conlinuance of the present iystetn of dealing with the criminal classes? Reason answers that we are to expect nothing but evil. St. James' Gazette. Dancers or Trapping the Grizzly. I saw some remarks upon this sifbject tho other day from an old trapper and hunter which evince a most thorough knowledge of the matter, and which co incido in every particular with my own personal experience. Hesavs: '-I have hunted and trapped the grizzly lear scores of times, and if any one thinks there isn't peril as well as excitement in the sport, let him go out into the grizzly's country and try it, I know that tho grizzly bear, next to the Indian, was the ugliest customer thirty years ago that the hunter had to deal with. In those days we used to think there was more danger in trapping the grizzly bear than there was in chasing him with the rille. "There have been times when trappers have come up with the bear at the very moment he lias succeeded in tearing loose from tlio trap. I know one man, James Carver by name, who happened to reach his grizzly at such a titno. The bear made one rush, and before the compan ion who was with Carver realized the situation the bear had torn Carver to pieces. "I heard some one say once that when you havo trapped a 1,000 pound grizzly you -haven't caught a bear at nil, but simply the devil incarnate, and I tell you that's pretty near the truth." Gen. Marcy in Outing. Working a Swiss Wine Press. In the cafes and other public places there were placards advertising American wine presses, but I saw none of them in use. At u farm house near us we looked on at tho use of one of the old fashioned Swiss presses. Under it lay a mighty cake of grapes, stems and ekins, crushed into a common mass, and bulging further beyond the press with each turn of the screw, while the juice ran in a Utile rivu let into a tub below. When tho press was lifted the grape3 were seen only half crushed. Two peasants then mounted the cake and trimmed it into shape with long handled spades, piling the trimmings on top, and then bringing the press down ap;ain. They invited us with charming politeness to taste the juice, but their heavy boots bore evidence of too recent a visit to the cherished manure heap, and we thanked them with equal courtesy. This grape cake, when it had yielded up its last drop, would be broken to pieces and scattered over tho fields as a fertilizer. The juice would meanwhile have been placed to ferment in tho tuns, twelve and thirteen feet deep, which lay in tho adjoining cellar. W. D. Ilowells in Harper's Magazine. Oriental Peddlers In New York. Turks and Aralis occasionally come through Castle Garden with designs on America as a dwelling place, and they generally stay and succeed right well. They pick 'up the language in no time, and are soon busy at small tobacco stands, or in Oriental bazars and Turk ish bath houses, or selling Turkish con fections and highly diluted attar of roses on tho streets and in shops and offices. As peddlers they get on beautifully. Their handsomo faces and Oriental man ners draw nickels and quarters from those they approach with magical celer ity. They always have a "God be with you," or a 'Peace be yours," even for those who resist their blandishments. Their patience is something miraculous, and their persistence is without the irri tating vulgarity which sometimes mars tho otherwise perfect symmetry of the American born vender of small mer chandise, who Incomes in time a bull dozer of high degree. Only the mala Turks and Arabs engage in the f?euillo for bread. They usually discard their twistitied names, and rechristeu them selves by soino eay and comfortable Christian name, such as 'Charley," "George" or "William." Now York Press "Every D.ty Talk." Paternal Keminlscences. Col. Fred Grant and Robert Lincoln were conversing in low tones in tho Fifth Avenue hotel corridor. Col. Grant pulled a cigar out of his pocket and stuck it in his month. From his trousers pticket ha tirew forth a solid gold match box, studded with diamonds, lie touched the biggest stone with his thumb and the lid of the Ikix flew open. Vj'iUe a i.iat.'h box.'' sii l Lincoln. s.;id Col. Grant. "It was given to fath.r by tho sultan of Turkey. X would not part with for the world. It is vt-ry valuable. Father carriod it for years. Do you cany a:tytluuj that was previous to your father?'' Yes," was tin. reply, and the speaker pulled out of his pvket aa open facesoiid gold watch. "It was given to father by mother," said the speaker. Tlio inscription newd: "To Aluaham Lincoln, from his lovinj wife," Fetter Ccata' Letter. IN COS ST ANT PAIN IB MONTHS. And How It Was Cured by Electricity After All Other Known Remedies the Same Method Eighteen Years : Ago and Kemalns Permanent to 1 his Duy. 14 Market St., Portland, Or , Nov. 28, 1890. Editor Orexoniau: beeing so many cards and letters in favor of Dr. Darrin, I think it justice to him a' d as well as the alllicted to tell what lie did for my wife two years ago. i'orflfeen months pri r to calling on him she had been auir-ring constant pain night and day from the ef feiti of rheumatiim In her arum and shoulder. She had not raised her arm to lnr head during that time. Site could not sleep only by taking opiates and her gen eral lieafth wan poor and broken down. After a courbe of electric trea'ment hy Dr. Darrin she was cur- d and has never had a return of her former troubles. Will gWdly answer any questions by 'etter or orher wise. C. F. MA.HKW. Total Deafness Cured by Electricity. Mr. Iidiujr: lu 1S7 my daughter was taken with membranous croup, and up vf her recovery was left totully deaf. I called on two eminent physicians, who Bald they coul I do nothing for her. As a last ret-ort I took her to Dr. Darrin, who cured her so she has never been troubled with deaf ness since. I consider It one of the great est cures of electric treatment on record, and with great satNfactlun give this testi monial. I ri-idein Berkeley, Alameda t'o.. Californ'a, and will take great pleasure in answering any Inquiries concerning this most remarkable cure. Yours resi'pct tully, WILLIAM S. DIBBLE. The Drs. Parrin are crowded with pa tients from 10 A. Al. to 8 P. M. Tbey have a large country practice and send their electric remedies to any one desiring home treatment for any curable chronic, a' ute or private diseases, wh:ch are kept strictly confidential. One of the doctors Is vMling different towns in the Utate to better accommodate those who find it impossible to come to Portland. One of the doctors will be at, the li ff nan House, Eugene City, Dec. 1 to 6. The head ofllce at 70J Wanhwton street. Portland, w ill run as usual. Cnn- i sulfation ana examination iree. aw classes irealea free from 10 to 11 A M. dai y. Charges moderate, being only $20 a month for a"h disease, or In that pro portion, as cases may require. Send for circular, free to any address. Do not Insult the under man in a fight b tell ing him Ibere is pleniy room on top. FKEK SI KOIPAL MUSEUM. We were to day iu Dr. Toel's ofllce, and he took sreat plensiire iu snowing us several hun dred specimens and explaining to ns the differ ent forms of cancers and tumors There are can cers of the breast, the womb, the ovary; lllirold tumors of the same organs, cancers of the glands, of the urinary organs, of the hones, the skin; polypus of Hitler, nl organs, cane rs and I rlbrnlil tumors of the tonsils; latly tumors from d liferent pans of the body; cancers of the nose, the lips; Piles snd other tumors of the rectum; tumors ot th brain membranes; there are can- cers and turners taken from the ann and legs ' and neck, as well us trom the insideof the body; j lu fact, nearly all kinds i f cancers and tumors that can lie removed Ir nn the living by means I of surgical oiieratlops. Nine tenths of them , were removed by It loci by menus of eleetrie t Ity without less of blood, while in others where . electricity could ind be used he operated with the knife. T he doctor also showed us a swap I book full of newtil aperciipplngsdescrihingKUch ol tils cpcraiioiis as tne patients nati ieitii'ri.ea him lo give the reporters irt his former borne in the East. Cancers and tumors ciunot be manu factured, and are ronseiuiervly not In the mar ket. I hey are an absolute and positive proof of the skill of the surgeon who has removed them successfully from his patients and fins them in his possession as prooi of wnst he has done. No fltiitilssion lee enargea hi nus fxniiiiuon. A'l those sutlerlnif from any of the beiow-tni-ntiniied disi ases should at once ca 1 ou lr. feel, as his method of operating saves all loss of blood and frequently all psiu. DOCTOR TOEL Makes a specialty of Diseases of the Nose, Tnroat and Neck, Skin. Urinary Organs, Female Diseases and all Surgical Operations, as for Fistula, Piles, Stricture, Cancer. I olypus and all other Tumors and llleeis. Opeiatinus performe 1 by means of electricity without loss of blood, ollice No. 70!;, Washington street, corner Fourth, liooms 3,4 and a Washington building, Poitland, or. DKOPSY. We call the attention of those suffering with dropsy lo the fair proposition of Dr H. H. Green A sons In their advertisement on this page. Try tuem ; it osts you miming 10 ao so. Tut OwRvjr for h-pakfsat V viAV;x A 'I, tff ' ,T ft) li''iy It W f H f1 I Both the method " and results when Syrup of Figs ia taken; it is pleasant and refreshing to the taste, aud acts rently yet promptly on the Kidneys, Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys tem effectually, dispels colds, hesd iches aikl fevers and cures habitu.1' 'otistipation permanently. For sale iu 50c and $1 bottles fey all druggists. CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO 54.V FRANCISCO. CAL. LOUISVILLE, tr. S tORK. M.r. LIFE. The one thing you'll nlwrsfid in every nm-toy's- outfit hen he pots n the sprinc rwi&d-up is a Fish Brand " Pommel Slicker, They make the only perfect saddle cpaU nd come either black or yellow. They prote,t the whole front ol the rder's body, bemg marie to tit round the outside ol the saddie enure. V. heo used is a a king coat, the extension pieces reaUy overlap eju-h other, making a regu .ir overcoat with a doub e storm proof front, W hen nduig, the sacU It is dv as a Done, from pommel to on tie, aid the ndcr n en tirely urot-c;ei in evr-y pirt oi his body. Tlies Slickers," be;rg of eTa wdth, nuke fine HankcaforaupifX Be -rare 1 1 worthless ira:trioo ererv garment .taibped muh 11 Fish Br ad " Trade Mark. IVn't accept anr rnieri-r coat when you can hart ihe Fi-h Brxnd Slicker' ivered with out extra cost. Fanxu-an ud lustntted caitCoc-o Iree. Ae J. TOWER, v Boston, Mtss. V H.R-'S The 5l" A man who has practiced medicine for forty years ought to know bait from sugar; read what he : Toledo, 0., January 10, ltW. Me'tn. P. J. Wintry A Co. (iKNTi.EMEN: I bave beeu In the Kencral practice of medicine for must forty years, and would nay that lu all luy prsc tice'aud experience hare never seen a prepara tion tnst I could prescribe with as much confi dence of success as 1 can lliill'b f afHrrh Cure, manufactured by you. Hare prescribed It arrest rniiny times, aiid lt effect Is wonderful; and would In conclusion that I have yet to tiud a csbc of eat irrli that It would not cure, if they woo d take It according to directions. Yours truly, I.. I. tiOIWl Cli. M. V. Office, 21.r Summit street. We will gire f 100 for snv ease of catarrh that can nut be cured with Hull's Catairh Cuie. Taken luterualh . y. J. CHENEY & CO., Proprietors, Toledo, O. t.'tf Sold by druggists, 75c. " What Is a family tree, papa?' my ton." "A chestnut, PILES! PILES I PILES t Ilr. Williams' Indian Pile Olnliiient will cure Blind. Bieediinr and Itctilnit Piles when allother 0 ntineiirs hare failed. It absorbs the tumors, allavsthe itchiinr at once, sets ss a poultice, Hires Instant relief. It Williams' Indian Pile Ointment is prepared only for Piles Slid l;eliliir 01 the private parts and uothinir else. Every box is warranted. Sold bv druvKists, or rent'by mail ell rec. lid of tiric . We and si per box. WILLIAMS MAN l!'A TORINO CO., Proprietors, Cleveland, O. Beware of imitations of the celebrated Seal of North Carolina Plug Cut Tobacco, A Pure Cream of Tartar Powder. Superior to every other known. Used in Millions of Homes 40 Years the Standard. Delirious Cake and Pastry, Light Flaky liiscuit, Griclille Cakes, Palatable and Wholi-sumc. No other baking powder does such work. Bend to Sinltli'si for your winter outfit. They have the bisjiret sto of nuilerelothing. They hive the heat hoots and shoes. They 1 ave Hie cheapest hosiery for everybody. They have the i' rentes!, variety of dry goods. They have family irmeeiies of all kinds They have dried fruit of the new crop. They have canned goorh at wholesale prices They have warm mittevf and gloves. They have blankets from 11.25 up. They have comforts from '.10 cents each to Thev have overul's of every size. They pay spe cial' attention to all orders. 1 Address for full pnrtlrulars mid copv of lime Circle (free) smith's 'nIi More. 118 front Street. Hhii I riinrlno.Cnl. j I'tHUTimHo IOBTorFAIU.NO MAHBOODi tZ MfMi Ai . I Weakness of Bodv and Mind, Effects iilillX-tailof Errors or Eiceosct in Old or Young, Hutiual, Nulil" JI AAIieOO fully ItiMtorcil. IIiw tn cnttrir anfc glrweehmltKAli, lDKVKI.OPIiUIIII(iAN'8PAllTBOK B6lr l..olnlelr unfailing IIIIHB 711 Ki I )1 tM-ltcn.HU In dajr, Bn leallir rrom 60 Statpa and FarAlgB Coantrlai. U'rile lliem. Uewrlullva Knok, oxplanallfln and proof, mailed (aealed) frM. Mirtn ELSIE M.OICAI. CO., BUFFALO, N. V. I P.lirOlsthpaclcnowlPilBea leadiiiR remedy for all the unnatural discharges and private diseases of men. A certain cure for the debili tating weakness peculiar to women. T nresori be it and feel safo r('nrps In r 1 TOfi DAYS. I f uuarantecd 3ft to oauas Sirlclure. Vf'd oiiIt bT I TheEvansChemI'"! Ph. In recommending it to CINC!NNATI,0.Kf TOI B"m"' " v. a. a. H- 1. Diuncn, m u.ii'tuaiun, il 1 Holn by ItrutvtUiKat. art3 'K1. HOI1K. PAINLER8 child-birth and home treatment forallchron le difeases men and women. I t'OL.., Third aud Alder, I'ortlnnd, Or mm i P ISO'S EEMEDY FOR CATARRH. Best. Easi est to use. Cheapest. Relief is immediate. A cure is certain, r or Cold It is an Ointment, of which asmall particle is applied to the nostrils. Price 50c. Sold by druggists or sent by mail. Address: E. T. Hazkltine, Warren, Ps. SiKlSFtf row radr in rhe ltehror 7-3 liili?.lheir works. esDeciewlIv iF jjOtlUev use j.w,.H.. purposes. All grocers keepih i fiico i lona'o i hot b man woman who slrive LUirt Q LtioUn O LUG I to please her household and works hersell to death in the effort. If the house does not toon as bright as a pin, she gets the blame it things are upturned while house-cleaning goes on why blame her gain. One remedy is within her reach. II she uses SAPOLIO everything will look lean, and the reign el house-cleaning disorder wilt be quickly ever. yf s0j ?rs77M s r rf wy i 7 isw ographers of both sexes, attribute their success to a course at the Portland Busi ness College, Portland, Oregon, or the Capital Business College, Salem, Oregon. Both are under the management of A. P. Armstrong, have same courses of study, same rates of tuition. Business, Shorthand, Typewriting, Penmanship and Eng lish Departments. Write to either for joint Catalogue and specimens of penmansh ip. New Store. Cymnasium and Athletic Coeds. New Coods. WILLIAM C. BECK ARMS CO., Guns, Rifles, Rsvclvsrs. Sporting Gaols and RsSinn Taclls, UrniiBgl.B, jf. ,m .,.,, i. ,n , m hull i Rmmteii, W'lacliester, -f"i " "V 4? ; ' . Parker Bros., 31rlt,rlf. giygSffii&M . CSruilh, Kepeau-K Rifle, v."':.",-.-' .J-i; clt' ;siiif aae. 171 AXDm THIRD ST., Si TAMHILI.J.9T.I f OBTAD,0R. THIS and THAT. XXow it WorUa. CURES LUMBAGO. 1626 Orleans EL, Balto.,Md..Fcb.26,'90. I was confined to the house two weeks with lumbago, but St. Jacobs Oil cured me; no n- SAM. jov. turn. WM.A.uotz CURES BRUISES. Feuersvllle, Mo., Feb. 7, 1831 "St. Jacobs Oil Is without a peer for pains, brulf es, aches, ic." Kev. T. O. Hawkins, Pastor Baptist Church, CURES SPRAINS. Cincinnati, Ohio, April 2, 1890. I tuffered with a 6prained ankle which swelled very much. Found great relief in una of St. Jacobs Oil and swelling dltappeared. Mollis Hicks, ST. JACOBSrOIL The Great Remedy For Pain, CURES ALSO RHEUMATISM, NEURALGIA, SCIATICA. FAY' PATENT The cheapest thing iu the market for lnm.-B, barns. Irehnusvs and outlmlMiiiga. Write lor rrttalojrue and samples. PACIFIC ROLL PAPER CO., Parifle Count Ageut HO an'l :H First street, Pan Francisco, Cal. nia IN1IAI.EH, Sine t;ore lor t alurrli, Incipient (oiiiinit ion, Aatli- ma. HronrhltiK. and all. Throat, None mid Lung Trembles, V uy IIU'HIIS HI un'HIIIliiK .n-ii Li-niru nil t .'iV v'J rilnhfhrla nr nlhi.r p.inlU'MOllfl tlit- east's, l'rice compieic ui an auaM-'h". K .'to. noon iree. aihifb uii urjeir. a Wfi.kh Inhai.ek and Mbiiicine Co , INHALt1 51 Second street San Fiaueisco, California Sanborn.VailfcCo. 170 and 17 First St., Portland, Or., ARTISTS' SUPPLIES, Pictures and Frames. Send for catalogue. VAS-iLlfJ-.. FOR ONE DOLLAR sent us by mall, we ivill de liver, free of all charges, to any person in the United i-tates, nil the following articles carefully packed in a neat box: One two-ounce bottle of Pure Vaseline... 10 cts. One two-ounce bottle Vaseline Fomade...l5 " One jar of Vaseline Cold Cream 15 " One cake of Vaseline Camphor lee 10 " One cake of Vaseline Soap, iiiiseented....lO " Oue cake of Vaseline Soap, seer-iled 2ft " One two-ounce bottle of White Vaseline.-) " 41 Or for stamps any sinitle article at ttin prion named. If you have occusii-n to use Vaseline in anyf.'rui be careful tu accept only (tenuino goods put up by us in original packatfOH. A Kreat nisny dniggiBtB are tryinjf to S.rsuade buyers t take VAHELINK put up by thein. ever ie.ld to such persuasion, as the article Is an imi tation without value and will not irive you the result you expect. A bottle, of Blue Seal Vaseline is sold by all dregin'sts at 10 cents Chesebrougb MTg Co.,24 State St.,New York. in the Head it has no equal. 5P LI : Am Ftianillo-Leather Roofing. ya' rnrsifftdifi i' It-is asolid cexke of-scourind THAT CAN EE TSI.D liVERY DAT is the kind that pays, bcoresof 5-ouni husiness men, and liua- 1 e ws areusot DooK-Kecpcrs ana sien-