; '" HOOD RIVER, Oil., JUNE 15, 1889. A DITCH NEEDED. Tlie gradual slope of the Hood river valley ti the Columbia renders it nora paratively easy to bring the waters of the river over the highest portions of the-. valley, ; at a Very-moderate; cost. While . for ordinary crops irrigation .is hot needed, it would be of much benefit in raising small fruits, and : of 'ines timable value in making possible the successful growing of alfalfa. ' It will be bufca few years until this Jatter crop is one-' of ' the ! principal ones of this section and that time will begin with the 'conetruction of irrigating ditches. Mr. Charles A. Smith, has shown how cheaply and easily the water may be pro cured by making a private' ditch of a mile and a half long, securing thereby a fine Supply of water from Ditch creek. By combining forces the cost of bring-inu-waterthe entire length of tlie vallev would be but a small sum for each one,1 and would bring large returns on the investment.' - Hood river valley can and should produce a large amount of first class gilt ede: butter, aud' as soon as water is brought over the i high ground andthe alfalfa guts a start,' it will: do so. A ditch could be taken out somewhere nenr Green point striking the-top of the hill about Pole flat, and tiom thence to the bead of Indian creek, the route is easyl ' " '"' mINDIAW CREEKS water: Nature has done bo inuch for thjs 1 section that a .very;, smalt expense, will : make it perfect..; Although, we have the Tery best drinking, water the supply at present, is not. sufficient for, irrigating , purposes. , What' we need ' is water , enough to sprinkle the lawns aud gar .dens, .and . it can be brought in so cheaply that it seems almost criminal to neglect bringing it. A small, dam in Indian creekand a mile of pipe would supply us with an abundance of water for irrigating purposes, and thus sup , plied Hood River can be made with li'.Ue expense the prettiest little place on tlie' coast."" We do not believe there ' is a man woman or child living here ' who does not ,love- the place,' and we think everyone would be energetic in ' beautifying, it, , With , the' grass kept '. green under the magnificent oaks, and well kept flowers in the yards it would be a vision of lovliness to the eyes of all, a never ending delight to the weary traveler a perpetual joy to ourselves, the matter is being agitated now and we hope will soon take tangible shape. NO CELEBRATION. The citizens of The Dalles, or those of them who contributed to the fund for the Fourth of July, met Thursday night and decided in view of the disasters at Johnstown' and Seattle not to hold" any celebration". ' The"',' money contributed will be paid back' to the subscsibers who want it and the balance will be used in aiding one or the other of the communi ties named.'' It strikes us that' the re sult' will show our neighbors' that they have made a' mistake, as the' greater portion of the' money will simply , be kept at home and they will miss a splen did opportunity to celebrate in' grand Btyle. We believe, knowing The Dalles people, that they would have contributed liberally to a fund for the relief of Seat tle, and that the money civen for the celebration would not have interfered with the collection for that fund. ; Tub lack of snow; last winter is making itself felt just now, in the rapid firing of the grain. Although we have had an average fall of rain this spring the ground was so dry that it did not penetrate deep and the result is that the evaporation has left the earth as dry as a bone. From all sections of this and Sherman counties come reports of injury to the grain, and the state ment that unless we have rain soon the crop will be almost an entire failure. The early fruits have yielded a good crop,' and of the later varieties there will be a fair yield. However much we may suffer from the diminished grain yield, the present season will cause our farmers to try greater diversity in farming. It will stimulate the planting of fruit trees, and perhaps cause more 'interest to be taken in dairy matters. Wasco Sun. Hood River is well represented in the A, O. U. W., 'the Grand .lasfer Workman, E. L. Smith, and Grand Re corder, Newton' Clark, being residents of this place. . A communication signed "Scribe" is left out this 'week, simply because the authors name is not attached to it. The communication contains nothing objec tionable but it is a rule thai we will not violate under any circumstances. , An intelligent compositor "(niade yes terday's Oregonian announce in a big head line that the loss of life at Johns town would fall short of $4000. ' ' '' . Decoration Day. ; The Hood River Glacier on its first visit appeared to us as refreshing as-a June shower. Long may it live to, re mind us each week of the doings; of the day in this busy little town. ', . ... : In its columns an account was given of the festival of the Ladies Relief Corps, but the work; done by that body on Decoration day remains yet to be told. There was a gathering of between two and three hundred people, at Smith's school house where services becoming the occasion were held, consisting "of an address by Hon. E. L. Smith, sinning bv the Sabbath schools, and recitations. All then repaired to the cemetery, the procession being ' arranged by Capt. Dukes and music being rendered by the band. The procession formed 'a hollow square id the middle of the cemetery in closing two crosses, five and six feet high. The post used the service pre pared for that day after which the corps proceeded to hand in boquets -all nicely marked with .the name of jsomo fallen comrade, battle,., company,, regiment, etc.,, and, among' the many the "Un known Dead bit Southern Fields" 'were not -forgotten .'Three" young , lad:es dressed in white, received ; and attended to, the bouquets, t One handed them to the post commander, .who: read all .the card contained iri a distinct voice, passed it on to the other ladies who arranged them. upon the: crosses The grave- of Mr. Isaac Howe, a . veteran of the 9th Iowa cavalry was " then remembered with bouquets, a wreath of flowers, and ii j pillowof flowers representing the' American flag. , , : . . rj, ; .:. We theD returned to the school house grove where the inner man waff re freshed, after - which a general social time was indulged in for about an hour when all left for, their, homes feeling that the day had been well and profit ably spent. Sec.W.R.C' ' ' : : ' ' ' Miscellaneous Items. At Hawkinsville, Ga., a rpread has just been finished in which 16,877 yards of thread,. were, used ' ,'. z - y .rJ. Tiie Amorlcaii currant is , irgely cul tivated in France, where its bright red juice is used to color wines. , t , Owing to the failure of the rice crop in Corea the government lias prohib ited the exportation of other cereals. A block of firwood was recently re ceived at Portland, Ore., that was cut from a tree which was 150 feet high to the first limb. i A ball-room in Washington is said to be lighted by 1,500 gold candles. What dripping there must bo in the course of one ball. ' ; , ; Numerous Pennsylvania and Ohio manufacturers have boon forced back to the use of coal, as the natural gas is running low.,, ; A Chinese paper reports that a monkey extinguished a . fire by empty ing the contouts of a teapot on a cur tain that was in flames. ''." i An -enterprising ' California farmer took out his traction1' engine 1 and plowed : and seeded seventy acres in twenty-four hours at his ranch. , " The skeleton of a mastodon has been unearthed in California. ' It is thirty feet long, and has tusks between six and seven feet in length. ; The disastrous floods ot the past two years In Georgia are attributed to the wholesale destruction of forests at the headwaters of the rivers aflected. The Cuban soldiers and bandits vie with each other in deeds of atrocity. At Guantanamo, while looking for kid napurs, the authorities butchered nino persons. ' ' - The far-famed city of Damascus, so bound up with memories of antiquity, and so Oriental in all its character istics, is to have street cars and be lighted with gas. - - ., : In the corner stone of the DeSoto county (Florida) Court House the ar cadians proposo to store away, with ceremonies, the names of the "chronic kickers" of the county. A man at Dalton. Ga., is doing quite a business in walkiug-canes, which he cuts from theC dekamanea battlefield. Ho has oue order from Illinois for fifty of these canes. i ' A Lewiston man has invented a de vice for stopping runaway horses. It blinds tho animal by' clapping some thing over his eyes. The mechanism operates from the driver's seat. C. R. Heir, of Stamford, N. Y., is said to be the possessor of the gold watch which Major Andre, of revolu tionary farno. offered as a ransom to his captors if they would let him go free. -, -i ' They, have succeeded in photograph ing tho germs of the yellow fever, which is a great step forward. They aro now trying to photograph a tacky sore throat, and all lovers of science wilx. wish them success. It tost a county in Nebraska $2, 893,25 to ruu'the poor farm last year. As there were but two paupers,' the daily cost per capita was sliglily more than $3 about the same as a first-class hotel would chaVge. There is considerable truth in the observation of tho Eastman " (Ga.) Journal that "the- idea . of teaching every girl to thump a piano and every boy to be a bookkeeper will make po tatoes $4 a bushel in twenty years. Elijah' Martin, of 1 Sand Plains! W.; Va.',' is eighty-three years of :age, hut is still as spry as a man of sixty. - He works everyday at his- trade of black smithing, and can shoe horses as rap idly as any smith in the county. ' . '' The thistle at the antipodes seems' to attain a most vigorous growth." Its root- penetrates to a depth; of from twelve to twenty feet,, and this root, even wheucut into small pieces, re tains vitality, each piece producing a new planti" " , ' j Over seventy millioi pairs of sus penders were made in the United States last year. That would givo every man least two pairs, and it looks queer to see some men going arouud with a piece of clothes line girted about them. ', ' A receut English iuvestigation shows that with men; over fwenty-five years of age the intemperate use of alcoholic beverages cilts off ten ycai-s from life. Also , that '(Occasional:, indulgence, if carried to xcess, ' doubles diseases 'of the liver, ' quadruples diseases of the 'kidneys : and ; greatly. increases deaths from. pneumonia, pleurisy, and epilep- y-:i '- : i An original sign adorns a brick build ing in Brunswick," Ga. The first floor of the building is UBed '.for a 'negro restaurant, the proprietor of which an nounced his attention- of iserving hot meals to hungry sonsof Ham. by paint ing on ono side of the sign these words: ;"Her Boys is Hot Meals,' while' on the other is: "Cominandse fe'ytt self." It is presumed that he wanted it to read; "'Here, boys, is hot meals; ., come in and see for yourselves.'! ' i The remarkable - result of a tidal wave in the Province of Baunam, Java, has been a great; increase of tigers. The land laid waste soon relapsod into a jungle affording welcome cover .to the tigers,1 which became-so daring and numerous that whole villages have had to be abandoned. Last year tigers killed no less than sixty-one persons there. To remedy he evil the Gov ernment of Java. 'S raised the reward for killing tigers'Mdni 100 to 200 guild erg a head. , '. - The Oviedo (Fla.) Chronicle says that a firm there are about to engage in a novel enterprise in. connection with their vegetable garden. They are tak ing glass bottles and training cucum ber vines, when they j are ready to bloom, to grow cucumbers inside of the bottles, so that when the vegeta ble is full grown it will be much larger than the neck of the bottle. They will then take : and 'pickle them, and will have the surprising thing of having pickled cucumbers in bottles with necks much smaller than the pickles. The British Government has at last settled on a while, almost smokeless powder for use in firearms. - The im portance of this statement is evident in view of the fact that, until the powder had been decided upon, it was impos sible to ascertain accurately the length of the cartridge, and, consequently, the proportions of the coming weapon. There "is, therefore, ' no longer any obstacle to the manufacture of the new magazine rifles, the production of which will make rapid progress. The powder gives out a very small report not much greater than that of an air gun. , A veteran African explorer says: "Tho greatest danger to health in tropical climates, or at any rate in tropical Africa, occurs from catching cold. Two other imprudences next to be guarded against are excesses of any kind in eating or drinking ot exposing one's self too much to the direct rays of the sun. Errors in diet are prompt ly and piteonsly punished with sick ness, and as Europeans are all the bet ter in health for taking a good deal of exercise they are easily . liable to get sick if they expose themselves to the sun's rays without the protection of an umbrella, which is frequently doue by newcomers out of foolish bravado." A fawn kept by "a citizen of Eustis, Fla., tried to induce the old ; family cow to accept it as a mother, but was iudignantly repulsed. The young deer then endeavored to make frieuds with the calf, but all -overtures were re- fused. , The other day the calf,. out of patience, hooked his 'awnshipN in 'a vigorous manner, butvthe deot had learned that its symmetncal hceis were made for other purposes than that of speed, and squaring himself for the fray, planted a vigorous kick upon the nose of his adversary, which owing to irv-h; j?-ointed hoofs, brought tho "claret1" ih. -'most approved puglistio style. The fawn is uow the'avowed champion of the' -.barn rani, , ' Kifles tor tlie Kreiicii Arii-.j. '' Nearly 1,000.000 Lebel rifles have been turned out in'" France, yet tho manufacture of them couli nuts since the government intends to hav;e four rifles ready for each soldier whei tho great mobilizationcomos. : J. H. Ml -',-- . ',-":...'-" , - -. ..:..i IC' DEALER IN ' - : 1(f) i '.'.: .:'-.' '.''....''." "' !i 1 r f J" ,'.:-; y; I I ';; '.; '' . ''., : . 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