v r
i my rowing
Old Fast
And you know why, too. It's
those grty htlrsl Don't you
know thit Ayer'i Hilr Vizor
restores color to gny h.ir?
We!!, It does. And It never
fills, either. It stops filling
hair tlso, sod keeps the icilp
clesn snd hethhy. Do not
Crov old too fsst! (
I ktn m4 wif yir fnf iMr
f" a I tlmiM laa4 fee torn to ak
li4 to iiIhhiI IV It kH mt kalr frwa
Uraln inr mi ataa Mm Bar wti.iM
e hiikt-i S. fMrikLit.UaiJa uir,
Oragua,
Jf . o.iro., lu, au.
Ala KuiktUnrt f
9
Vers
lAMANMJU.
run.
ueuvponaui.
JaetaWayThay Have.
"Fsy, conduct or," asked tk Inquisitive
, pssaenger, "la speaking of th time which
U propfr, 'a quarter t sli' or 'qturter
I ill.' "
"Neither," replied tb rsllrosd man.
"I always fix 'flv-forty-nv.
riTP lno ao.niljr Curad. Koflti. rrotxnM
fllO Af tint Oar's uh iflr. K llna'sllraai Narve
KT"''"" ''rrasjeinaioniil.Miauallaa,
.H.U.KUu,U4..IM Ank. I'Ullailalphla, Pe.
lit Had Kaoacb.
Enpeck wii dining at tb homt of a
frUad.
"Will you hare torn of tbt tongur
asked tie hoatee.
"No, thank you." replied Enpeck, "I
gtt too much of that at bo in a."
ttow'a This?
W offer On Hundred Dollar Reward fot
an eaeeol Catarrh that eatiuol ba cured bl
UalT Catarrh l ur.
t. i, CIIK.NKY A CO., rror. Toledo, 0.
We, tha undarslgnrd, have known t, J.
Cheney lor the lam 14 year, and believe hi a
perfectly honorable ia all buaineaa trausee
lion, and financially able to carry out any e
ligation, mad br their arm.
V mt 4 latui. Wholesale l'ruggtsts, Toledo, O.
wauiro, aiwai a mbti, aoiasei vruf
f l.u. Toledo. O.
Itall'a ( atarrh ('lira ta takan Intamall. mrU
Ing directly upon the blood and aiuouua ur-
oi ine ysim. rric ma. per ootu.
auia dt an vrugiiti. leaiunoniaj lie.
ilaU'a family fills ara ta beat.
Was a Mutator.
Nevada Nad Thar goes Mlrada Mike.
Ha'a ambydeitreus.
Eastern TourUt Ah; I suppose k caa
writ with either band,
Narada Nad Nep. Can't wrlta at
all Ha aboaia tw-banded.
You Caa Oat Allaa'a FooUCaaa FfiCQ.
Writ Allan 8. Olmsted, U Hoy.V. T., for a
fraa sample of Allaa'a Foot-P.. Il eure
awaallnt. botiwullan, achlag faat. It makat
aw or light akw aaay. A aartain aura lot
eoroa, Inarowlnipalla aad bnalani. Alldrac
flauaaUlt. SX. lHD't aoo.pl any rubailtuta.
Don't luiatftua laai avarr aad-ayad
woman you aaaat baa larad a ad laat. It'a
aora tban likaly aka larad and got klm.
Mother will find Mr. Wtnaiowl Boot bin
tyrop tha aaat ramady tonaa far Ihalr ahlldraa
durlog tha taathlni parlod.
Knowladga and timber ahonldn't ba
much naed till they ara aeaaoaed. O. W.
llolmea.
TIIK I) A MY FLT KII.LKR datroya all lh.
him ana aiTnnl.
runTurtlOKwry
boma-la dining
rouoi, Hoping
Mom and all
placva whra
hlMaralniutila.
aama, Claan,
naal and will
noianllurlnlura
anyihlng. Try
Ih.Bi HM anif
ynu will n.v.r I wiihont ihm. If not kvpi by
diwiara, Mm prapai.1 k.r c Harold Komara,
lil iJ.halb Ava., Hrooalyn, It, Y.
' iii J
EDU CM 7" OA
a Ola 4nl out, rttarn ta a wtih tha aamaa
and addrct of youraelf and two af your
frtandt. and tha dta whan you will probably
s enter a builnrat collage, and we will credit
a you with S 00 on our toS.OO achel.nhlp.
a Our achoot offer, txceptlooal advantage to
tludenuef Builneu.&oorthand, Engllih.etc. '
Best Instruction Iowist Tuition
waira rot uuioaui i if nil a
THE MULTNOMAH .
: BUSINESS INSTITUTE :
M. A. ALBIN, raia.
I aa aixTH ar. PORTLAND, ORE.
ECONOMY
Hot Air Pumping Engine
Tumpa water tor
boum and irrigation.
Dlaplaoa wnd mill
and gaiollne engine,.
Burn gaeellae, wood
or ooal. Bu auto
mata (top. Shipped
on approrat. Wrlta
(or catalogue and
price.
BE ALL & CO.
321 Hawthorne Ava. Portland. Ore.
V 4
r. ft a
New 38-1 90S
EN writing te adTOTtiaera pleaee
naauoai aia papen
Too Early.
Tber la an tntrmtlnr tnaedota
given lu tha Boiton I h-raid of a Mr.
Capt-n, an oU re:.t.'i,t of od of tha
r a port towna of Maatacbuietta.' Ha
la tiow amploytd aa drlrer of tha coach
which ronvrya trtTalara from tha
tralog to tha hotel.
Ona Saturday arming la tha latter
part of September tbraa men arrived
on tha afternoon train from Beaton.
Mr. Co pen wai sitting on the drlver'a
aeat of tba coach, waiting to take
them to their deatlnatlon.' They looked
about tha at a Hon. and evidently were
not favorably lmpreaed by tha sur
roundings, for on nan was beard to
lay:
"What a deeolatt country! Wa cer
tainly bare com to tha Jnraplng-off
place tbls) time. I don't belle? we
ran even get a Sunday paper In tbls
plara, can wa, drlverr
Tber waa allenc for a moment
and then Mr. Capen drawled out,
"Wal, not to-nlghL-
Warraated a Hpeedy Car.
Dr. William Osier, In oue of bla Hal
tlmor lectures, recited a quaint oln
cure for the gout a cure, from a aev
enteentb century medical work, that
waa designed to show gout'a hopeless
ness. "First pick," said tbla odd cure,
"a handkerchief from tba pocket of a
-aplnster who never wished to wed; aec
ond, wash tha handkerchief In in hon
est mlller'a pond; third, dry It on tha
ledge of a person who never waa cove
tous; fourth, send It t tha shop of a
physician who never killed a patient)
fifth, mark It with a lawyer's Ink who
never cheated a client; and. elith, ap
ply It, hot, to the goat-tormented part
apeedy cur must follow."
Marriage on board ah In are conald
ered unlucky. If you can't ba married
on dry land remain unwed.
Tba finding of a aplder on tha wedding
gown by the bride la conalderad a aura
token af happiness to coma.
AMUSEMENT NOTES.
Terhapa the moat important event
oi tne present aeason will be the en
Bailment of Isidore Witmark and Fred
eric Kankin'a comedy opera "The
Chaperons," which will be seen at tha
Marquam Theater alx nights and Wed
nesday and Saturday matinees, open
ing Monday night, Bept. 18tb. "The
Chaperons" baa become what ia known
aa a standard attraction, that ia, the
amusement irolnn online of tha eonntr
at large baa come to look forward to
the regular annual visit of this charm
ing musical play aa to a genuine pleas
ure. It la alwaya new and up-to-date.
Managers of theater are also alwaji
glad to book "The Chaperons" because
they are Invariably sure of bis- buainee
and that their patrons will be mon
tnaa aatisaed. The company thla year
ia bigger, better and made up of more
pretty young giria tban ever before,
a
ana me scenery ana costumes are en
tirely new. "The Chaperona" la tha
first o( the big musical comediaa. to ap
pear during the Lewie and Clark fair.
The Chaa. A. Taylor company ia just
comrtletinff a successful emraramant at
The Empire this weak.
Thta company baa bean a great and
pleasing anrpriae to our theater goers
wr1
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Vv. ;
Madchn Marshall. With "Ta Chaperona"
by the excellence of its nerformancM.
for although unheralded and almost
unknown It uaa given ua one of the
best, if not the very beat, renditions of
melodrama ever seen in thia citv. Thev
will be followed for the week starting
tsunday, sept. 17th, by a company in
"Fabio Romain." and we are Dromined
another intellectual treat. The Baker
baa been crowded at ever? rjerfomance
this week of the "Kentucky Belles"
burlesque company.
One of the primlfal reasons for tbe
success of this excellent company lies
in the jingling melodious muslo sung
by rarely cultivated voices.
This cosy little theater seems to b
reganiing with a bound its old popular
ity and the management ar to be con
gratulated on the success of their sew
venture.
Wheeler & Markell'a merrvmakera.
who follow the "Kentucky Belles," are
said to be a first class organization of
singers and fun makers and will keep
up and add to tha reputation their
predecessors have established.
- They will start tip on next Sunday,
the 17th, Inst, and will play all th
a ,e,a,May-t
Th Old Story-"But pspa, h says
h can't 11 v without ma." "Glv ua a
new on; I told that aam story to
your motherP
Th Automobll Flight Sidney
Why don't you talk as w rtdef Kod
ncy Wllt I can't think with my
hair standing on end.
No Eacap. Bell Boy (outsld of
room CS) Say, th gaa la eacaplng in
tber. Countryman (Inside of room
Mr-No, It ain't; I locked th door.
A Vacuum. A pupil In a Lynn
(Mas.) school waa asked by hi teacher
to gir th definition of a vacuum
"I can't Juat describe It" aald be, "but
I bav It In my bead."
Wanted a Clrcua. Tbe Child Ar
you the trained nurs mamma aald
wo, coming? Th Nurse Tea, dear;
I'm th trained nurse. Th Child Let'
ae aom of your tricks.
ilios Foreigner. Doctor (after
t artful examination) Some foretsn
announce la lodged In your eye. Deu-
nle OI knowed utl Thofa what Oi
git fr wurrukln wld them Dagoeal
BU Whistles. An Irishman askod
a Scotchman one day why a railway
engine waa called "ahe." Sandy re
plied: "I'erhapa lt'a on accouut of the
horrib'o nolae It makea when it tries
to whlatie.- '
Tbere She Blowar On the voyage
a achool of whales waa sighted, and
th millionaire, plumber rubbed bla
l.nnds in ecstasy. '. oy la be jio
happy r asked a paaaenger. "Becauae,"
wllspered the captain, "be imagines
each spout la a bursted water pipe, to
be repaired at regular rates."
What lie Hurt A well known
Judge fell down a flight of stairs, re
cording his passage by a bump on
e'ery step nntll be reached the bot
tom A aervant ran to bla aaaistance.
and, raising blm up, aald: "I hope
your nonor la not hurtr "No," aald
the Judge, etenily, "my honor la not
hurt, but my head is."
Not wonderful! He pointed out to a
newly arrived Paddy the grandeur of
tLo Niagara, with the words, "There,
now! Ian't It wonderful r "Wonther-
fuir replied Tat; "what'a wontherful?"
"Why, to see all that water com
thundering over thoae rocks!" "01
can't aee anything wontherful In that
what la there to hinder It from com
li'aT over?"
Coala to Newcastle. Wife What Is
meant, John, by the phrase, 'carrying
coaia to isewcastier Husband It Is
a metaphor, my dear, ahowlng the do
ing of something that la unnecessary.
Wife I don't exactly understand. Glv
me an Illustration a familiar one.
nusband Well. If I were to brinsr von
home a book entitled, 'How to Talk,'
teat would be carrying coala to Newcastle.
Th Way out of It When preaching
rcr a public charity, a note waa hand
ed up to the clergyman, asklnar If it
would be right for a bankrupt to con
tribute. Having answered that such
contribution would be robberv. the
speaker added: "And, my brethren, 1
would moat etrongly advise you, who
are not insolvent to contribute this
niornlng, since, If you are seen to Data
the plate, your neighbors will be aufe
to aay, That'a he! That'a the bank
rupt! "
He Waited. "Supposing you wn!t
here in this comfortable seat bv the
elevator while T mnrrh thna tvn a.m.
WVM . . ' ... v ouj
plea of ribbon," aald Mrs. Mayfalr
awectly to her husband, who had been
entrapped Into going ehopnlnsr with
her. When she came back abe aald
contritely: "nave I kept yon waiting
an nnpardonably long time, tou noor
dearr "Oh, I haven't minded if
be said, cheerfully. "I Just Jumped on
a car and ran out to the league irrounda
and saw most of the ball game, and
then I took a little spin in the park
with Dorton In hla new auto. Did
you match the samples t" "One of
them. If s so provoking. I'll have to
come in again to-morrow, for they are
closing the store now."
Hard on Koran.
Scene: The Wilsons dining room.
Norah. the slovenly cook. Duta her
head In at the door.
Norah Plaie, ma'am, will Te be
afther tellln me whin I'm to know
whether th' puddln's baked or not?
Mrs. Wilson Stick a knife into the
middle of It and If tle knife comes out
clean the pudding Is ready to send to
the table.
Mr. Wilson, And. Norah. If it does
come out clean stick all the rest of the
knives in the house into the pudding.
woman's uom companion.
Ba Not Itaah.
On need not thrust his hand into a
raging furnace even though he knows
that a precious Jewel lies therein, ne
may be patient, until the flames are
spent From "Th Bishop's Niece," by
George n. Heard. '
Every baldheaded man secretly en
vies a poodle, . . '
. . '.' 'I 11 T. V " -1 VyT 1 ft VA VLJnW-w
WiMix Wfccn tie systea get! dettl itatcd and la a
. . - vM-a- womiv UVA MM UCTU
teen one discovered that ia the equal of S. S. S. It ia especially adapted for
systemic remedy, becauae it contains do atrong: minerals to derange the)
tomach and digestion, and affect the liver and bowels. It ia made entirely
of roots, herbs and barks selected for their pnrifying- and healing qualities,
and possesses just the properties that are needed to restore to the body
strong robust health. When the blood become impure and dogged witi
waste matters and poisons
the body does not recerve soi- I bare need jemx 8. & & and found it to be aa
ficient nourishment and sni- excellent tonic to build up th general health and
fers from debility, weakness, tone and strength to the system, I bar tued
sleeplessness, nervousness, other lhio recommended, but 8. S. S. did
loeVof appetite, bad dilet ZJ
other dL.
preeable Symptoms of t dxs- eral btulding op under iU livlgorating iifluet!L
ordered blood circulation, 548 W'oodLuid Ave,, Warren, 0. Mas. TLltz Bat
end if it is sot corrected some
form of malignant fever or other dangerous disorder will follow. S. S. 8.
builds tp the broken down constitution, clears the blood of all poisons and
Impurities and makes it strong- and healthy. The nerves are restored to a
calm restful state, refreshing: sleep is had again, the appetite returns and the
whole system is toned up by this great remedy,' ! S. S. S. is a blood puri
fier and tonic and acts promptly in this run-down depleted condition of the
System. Book 0n the blood and medical advice furnished by our physicians,
without charje, TJISSYtFT SPECIFIC COi ATLAMTA, GA
ST TOMO
InTlalbla.
The Judge Tou say yon ar not a
vagrant, yet yon have no, visible
means of support
The Hobo I did hav die mornin',
yer honor.
Th Judge Then why isn't it visi
ble at the present time?
Tbe Hobo 'Cause I went an' eat It
Real Unkind.
Htttle My music, teacher aaya I have
tbe most wonderful voice ha ever heard
for one of my age.
Carrie Well, 70a ahonldn't allow a
little thing like that to worry yoo.
Hattle Worry me! Why, what do
you mean?
Carrie Tou are yonng yet, and tk
chances are yon will outgrow it
aiUaUL
AYeCetable Prtparationfor As
similating fitcFoodandKcguia
lifig flic S tomaefcs aiilBcrwels of
-Wrmui ! UJ. in. 1, if , , --.J.
Promotes DigesfioaChccrfuI
ness and RestContains neither
Opiumforplune norllineraL
ISOT ATAXIC OTIC.
JUSmm
jftSawasjaVa
JaaiaWttiakaaaaai aaaaB)
WAa'jerBySBasj. f aWfan
A perfect Remedy forConsBpa
Tion, Sour Stomad,Diarrhoca
and Loss OF SLEEP.
FacSimils Signature of
NEW YDT1K.
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Ill
Tor Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have
Always Bought
Bears tbe
Signature
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DR. W. A. wise
We do crown and brldgvwork without pain.
Our U years experience In plate work en
ables u to lit your mouth comfortably. Dr.
W. A. W tse b a found a safe way to extract
teeth abaolu ely without pain. Dr. T. P.
Wise Is an expert at cold Oiling and crown
and brlrigework. Kxtractlng fraa whan
plate or bridges are ordered.
WISE BROS.
DENTISTS
Falling Bldg., Third and Washington Sts.
Open evening UUS o'clock. Sundays from
S to IS. Or Main Z029.
1 Mabreii I
UaWasaaayieAhfaV t wn-namiiaainiT
DR. T. P. WISE.
K0TH1KG WILL FATTET1 HOGS
So quickly and wetl aa Prussian Stock Food added
to the feed. It will cut them In t!?-
to fatten rapidly. Shortens rtlenin Time. "We can
truthfully aay from our experience Prussian 8tock
Food shortens the fattening- period at least one
fourth. Veconsldcritlndispensibleinfattenlnghog;a
and cattle.-J. W. WILLIAMS.Breedera.BriantrinS.
fjJ?1 br "'" H?etlon. peitlnir all the good oat of
the t.od eoMumed. EVKRV OWNmi of hones, mwl hoJ. or
PRUSSIAN
IOWP will flnfi It naTC Parke cr rW. 11 rV A IK vail ikA'aaJ. m sa
... iwro.ir DuwK orrouitry isooK.
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a a
are emigrating to
Aicer.a and Can
ada by tbe thous
ands. Where there is a
il I r a-. s a dollar to be made
Uncle Sam s People izxuxx
ereatest opportunite of any country In the world lor good Invest
ments, l and ran be bought of toe C. P. K. company on easy psy.
ments of one elxth to one-tenth down, 6 per cent interest, yearfv
. fi.iv r acre, mm is as nn land as the sun
ever shown on. 1 am conducting parties out ! 6pokane Mondays of ech week, giving-special
railroad rate and showing. them 0T)r Alberta. Join the crowd. Any
information cheermlly tixen. JAMES H. LEWIS, fpeciM Land Agent AlberU and
Canadian Railway Und. 719 Rivid A.. Snok.n. w..k
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