ff
uoes our
Heart Beat
Yet. 100,000 times each diy.
Docs It send out good blood
or bid blood ? You know, for
good blood Is good heilth;
bad blood, bad health. And
you know precisely what to
take for bad blood Ayer's
Sarsaparllla. Doctors have
endorsed It for CO years.
Om f-a-Matit hnm f ka4 Wloo4 It a llanrlill
nf. T-1. ai.aiwra .,ri..n,lw.n. rtt.vu
itlwunr. i hn iMorlMxl In i k bimat,
lu.i4 f hat g ttrav.ml from il.e ImmI iij
Ii,'.m.. ihm brmal. (an
ilk A(- lib. UtW U. Ail tale.
A'
RAH VKM't
aui e ate.
UU.UY ruTouL
' JwU,
iWkworm spin gold fur publishers.
Advertising make author.
An unprejudiced critic Defer read a
book until after be review It.
Moat of the roae-colored dreama of
romance are yellow-backed.
Tb only effective place fur a heroin
to faint la Id a bero'a araia.
Io novel, e la ml life, tbere'l
many a altp blirea tb engagement
and tba wedding trip.
Many a eprtug poem baa been pane
tured with a blue pencil.
It la better to bava your hero born
great than to thrust freatueae ou bits
lu tbe lat chapter.
A good pre agent la rather to be
chosen than a great plot New Or
leaua l'kayune.
I'oUte of View.
MA man," aald the young widow,
"usually marries a woman because be
lovea ber."
"And a woman," rejoined tbe old
bachelor, "uaually tuarrW a man be
rauae be aaka her."
A IMran-toN Teat.
lit (angrily) I actually believe you
would aiarry the flrat fool that aaka
you.
Hue (calmly) Juat aik me to tarry
you and prove the fallacy of your be
lief. Ittard st tb Tab's.
"I pity the poor sailor," aald the
sentimental boarder. "Ill la a doga
life."
"Yea," rejoined tbe cheerful Idiot,
"bo got from one bark to another, aa
It were."
Modem Kntnrprian.
Smith Hill, the real eatat man,
certainly an eutrrprlalng chap.
Jon- What'a th answer?
Kiullh lie I offering a hin.t-pr.lntf J
boua with each lot aa a apeclal Induce
mailt to purchaser.
Nupply vs. Oenta-itl.
Mr. ! Smyth 1 womlrr why old
china Is an rare ami valuable?
Mr. De Jm la It piMNlMe you
ioa't know after keeping a atrvant girl
111 tura yeatsi
Us Waa Pkoptlcat.
"I can toll tlio character of
woman by ber balr," aald the
num.
any
wlao
"Nonsense!" rrJolnM the skeptical
peraon. "Many a true woman baa hair
that la false."
No LteihtnK Matter,
Waggs Did you ever beur the Joke
about the two moons?
jiigKa Tbttt a no Joke. I ve seen
'em many a time.
Capt. ttenton, an Ensllah aailor. 8:
years old, who baa saved 41) persoua from
drownlnK, la to have a street organ
bought far him aa that ba can tarn
living.
Kngllith newapaper correnpomlents srs
couiplslulng of the ulNKuatlngly nnelenn
treatment of bresd on its wsy from ths
bsker to ths consumer.
Iet ths light come to your eyes from
one aids or from above, uot from lu
front.
Whenever an eye is Injur!, call in an
experienced oculUt at,ouca.
Aa you value your
juack eye dortora.
sight, avoid all
..MALLEABLE IRON STUMP PULLERS
J-iwiMi, llKlitnil anil HirnnitMit Kiump rnllnr
on Hi tiiHrk.-u 1 1 W lliirnr powrr on Ilia w-p
wild I wo tmraiM. Writ lor uVcr!iU v imilo
fum prlrt.
klUBHSON MACHINERY CO.
Foot el Morrlion Street SHtrtltuid. Orin
WET WEATHER COMFORT
"I have um4 your FIBH BRAND
llokar for f iv and ear. truth
tuny say that I never kavt had
anything give m so muoh com
fort and tatiifaotlon. Inelottd
find my erdar tor anolhtr en."
(MMf, A MO AOOMM OM AmjOATION)
You can dot j ths hardost storm with Tower's
Waterproof Oiled Clothing and Hats.
Highest Award World's Fair. 1901.
OUR GUARANTEE IS BACK OP THIS
ION or THE FIH
A, J. TOWER 00, $fllUl$
T0rVf OAHADIAH CO. lrJi
r. N..U
No, 19-1905
11 EN writ In to sdvertliar plaoae
moncinn inia paper.
sgmifl
OIIHtV fHiHt AIL IISI ihU.
O-raah eruu. Taite Uood, Ui
Sola By (lriiKKl-n.
l-J Ben
1x1 In linn.
"Doctor, iaa't there anything I ran
do for thla aeaatckneaar "Why, yea.
Try fanrUng." Life.
Johnnyraw, what'a th reat of
that quotation beginning "Truth la
mljrbtyr Father 'Bcarce," I reckon.
i'lttaburg l'oat
Ha I go to bed at night with
glove on to keep my banda aoft f!b
And do you wear your bat, tool
Hartford Couraut.
Medium Do you wish to eo our
departed buaband'a aplrlt? Mra. Whlf
fletree No; 1 want to e bla ghoatl
Joau never bad no aplrlt! Puck.
"8a the apeclallat aald you'd have to
give up cuoklng for a while, ehT
"Yea, and he altu auld I'd have to felve
up $13 for g'KxL" Collier' Weekly.
Suitor I'm poor but boneat, air. Old
Iiocksy I Uou't doubt It at all, my
boy; and ante you change yux prin
ciple you'll never get rich. Town
Topic.
Nail How In th world did you dis
cover bar age? Hell I aaked ber at
what age aha thought a girl ahould
marry, and aha promptly aald 27.
I'blladalphla Ledger.
"What U th chief product of th
UuiUd 8Uter aaked the teacher In
a European acbool. And without heal
Utlon tb bright pupil replied, "Moa ,
y." Washington Star.
'A Now York man advocate th
drowning of all Idiot a." "Why, th
cruel brute! I ahall rale my vole In
protest! I er oh, well, It doesu't
matter to me." Houston l'oat
"What la th secret of your sue-
ceeaT asked tbe very young man. "In
buying," aald the old horse dealer, "I
look sharp, and In selling I look just
aa Ignorant aa 1 can." Chicago Daily
News.
'It' a 7 o'clock, Fritz! We must run
home." "No, If 1 go home now 1 ahall
be whipped for bolug so late. I'm go-
lug to auy till 0 and then I'll get Urn
bona add klase because I'm
drowned." Luatlge Ulaetter.
Did you apeud money to get Into
public olUcer "No," auawerod Sena
tor Sorghum; WI didn't apeud it, I
gav It away, and then depended on
a (learnt aeuse of gratitude lu the beu
ellclarlee." -Washington Star.
Fair Devotee 1 dou't see auy way
to raise our church debt, except to
have a lottery. Minister (shocked)-
That will never have my suuctlon.
madam, never, uuless you call It by
soma other name. New York Weekly.
Old 1'arty Boy, you'll catch cold if
you get your feet wet lu that puddle.
Small Boy Dat's what I'm after. I'm
a-golu' to speak "gpartacus to da
Uladlatora" at school ou Friday, au' I
wants to git we voice hoarse. Chicago
News,
"Their pay la ahocklngly small for
some of our public oQlcials," said tba
broad-minded man. "Yes," auawered
the cynic; "but It averagea up. Some
of th public oLQclal are ahocklngly
small for their pay." Washington.
Star.
Flnnegan Oh, yla, Ol can under-
atand bow thlm astronomer can cal
kllste th' dlatsnce ar a shtarr, Its
weight, and dl'uslty and color, and all
that but th' tblng thot gets mo Is,
bow tb' divvle do they kuow it's mime.
Puck.
She What I the ue of searching
for tba North role, anyway? He
Why, It would result In a great saving
of money If found. She How' that?
lie It wouldn't be necessary to send
any more expedition to look after It.
Philadelphia Inquirer.
Constituent Now, Mr. Wunnout, I
wish you'd do your best to get my boy
a good government job. Congressman
Well, what can your aon do? Con
sUtuent What enn he do? Great
Bcott man! If be could do anything I
wouldn't be bothering you! Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
Mrs. McColl I do wish I could Ret
a good maid. Mrs. Vandlne You
might interview mine. I think she'd
be delighted to go to you. Mrs. Me
Call But why dou't you keep ber?
Mr. Vantllue Oh, she won't stay.
She snys she wants a place where she
won't have so many gowns and bats
to take care of. Philadelphia Press.
Mis Sinythe (organizing a ubscrlp-
tlon dance) I'm lh despair about our
dance, Mr. Brown. So many people
hav failed me. You'll come, won't
vout Mr. Brown (extremely stout)
Itellv. Miss Smythe; I'm not a dancing
man. I don't dance at all! ' Miss,
Rmvthe Oh. that don't matter In the
least You'd help to nil up, you know I
Mr. Brown Ah yes with pleasure.
I will look In about supper time.
Funch.
Odessa.
n n ! nn, nf tliA flnput HH In
-
Russia-. Foundation for the present
.... .rl. tn 17fU .ml It I. hnllt
upon territory ceded to Russia by Tur-
Sr ia 1792 It ha. a population of
aA rwi -.... . nimrtar nf -whom nr.
elith. Imerlc; of Russia. .ntiFrom William S Harwood's "A Wo,
? uin naAfiii der-Worker. of Science," In the Cen
yrisiu,, Hvvwt.v
Would Certainly Soars Htm.
It la saf to Bay 'that the man whs
had the first ca.se of good old-fashioned
Jumping toothache thought he was a
goner. Detroit Tribune.
"This Is a gross case," said a Man
chester magistrate to a prisoner, who
was making his 144th appearance be
fore him for drunkenness. -
A COMEDY OF JINQOI8M
One Illaetrattoa of the Utter Iom
deary of kaaelaM kale.
A particular eianiple of ihm Cur b
lng uaed by one department agslnat
another occurred lait year, when the
aeliur of the I.ritlib mall ateauicrMaJ
lacca by tbe ship of the Uuaslau vol
unteer Beet cauacd the relation! be
tween tbe two eouutrlca to become def
initely atralned. The whole matter lay
at the doora of the admiralty, aaya a
wiibr In VIcClure's, Their man bad
done tbe thing, and whether at the In
atlgatlon or suggestion of hi auperlora
or not, the Grand Duke Alexander
Mlcbaelovltcb and Admiral Avellan
made no aecret of their entire approval
of bla adventure.
Tbe admiralty, baring a direct pro
featlonal concern In tbe matter, waa
the department moat conalatently boa
tile to England, and there waa a proa
pert that they would aupport their sub
ordlnatt at any coat Their relation
with tbe foreign office wero already In
amicable, for Count Lamsdorff, with
that ateady Gothic prudence which
compenaatea blm for lack of genius,
bad been aaalduoti In bla endeavor
to refrain at leant from purposeless ex
aaperatlon of Hrltaln, and the depart'
ment bad ahown their teeth to one an
other over the question of the paaiage
of the Dardanelles So now, when th
Dromot nrltlab note of proteat waa
peraented, Lamadorff waa eager to ren
der satisfaction, while the admiralty,
high in favor at court, waa determined
to meet all demand wltb a truculent
defiance.
It I Impossible to render the sltua
tlon by a Western analogy. It waa
more than half a personal matter, and
lnc Count lamadorff bad at tbe mo-
ment no grand duke In band, be bad
to walk wltb caution In opposing Al
exander Mlcbaelovltcb. There were
some of the element of comedy, too,
for It waa Ijimsdorff, and not tbe ad
mlralty fire-eater, who must receive
th British ambassador, Sir Charles
Hardlnge; and things might have beeu
funny bad not the delay In accounting
for th aelzure of the hlp evoked from
Britain a further and final communl
cation, which contained an unequivocal
demand for tbe release of th Malacca
forthwith.
"It was, In short, an ultimatum In all
but form, and It lacked nothing of
brief force and clearness. With It
cam new from the aouth of tbe ac
tlvlty of tbe Mediterranean fleet, and
all tbe government knew that Kuaala
was now facing a bleak alternative of
surrender or war with Britain. And
even then th admiralty wa triumph
ant, florid with power, blindly exultant
over the mess It bad mad In the af
airs of the empire. Alexander Michael
ovltcb went dally to the Cxar and wa
th man of the moment LamsdorS
MW Emperor only at hi. weekly
audience. All bl plana, bla long dispo
sition of policy, were crumbling;
waa only at th laat moment, with the
ultimatum to answer, that be lapsed
the dignity of bis office In bis politi
cal need and went to work in orthodox
Russian atyle. He got himself a grand
duke, In the person of Constantln Con
atantlnovltch, tbe Cxar'a uncle, a blp,
pleasant man who write verse and
occasionally acta Hamlet
"For ordinary purposes of Interde
partmental politics the Grand Duke
Constantln would be Inaccessible; as it
was, LamsdorfT appeal to him was an
Inspiration. II ha weight because
he Is disinterested and as a rule unin
terested in state affairs. He appeared
now as an altruist engaged on behalf
of the safety of Russia, and together
they sought that veiled source of pow
er the Dowager Empress.
It was to Tsarsko Selo they went,
though his majesty waa at Peterhof.
Yet, tb aamc evening In a certain
house upon the French Quay, I was
told that the Czar had received Lams
dorff privately, had been closeted with
him for over two hours and that the
Malacca wa to be released.
"And after that," my Informant add
ed, "Nicholas sent for hi chaplain.
He will be praying all night"
Next morning tbe embassy was sat
isfied and the admiralty was singular
ly rude to the special correspondent
who dropped In for a chat
A Universe All Alive,
I asked Mr. Burbnnk this question:
"Has anything developed In your
life-work, and In your study of the
great elemental force of nature, to Im
peril true faith or render dead a belief
In God or the Immortality of the soul?"
lie answered:
"My theory of the laws and under
lying principles of plant creation Is, In
niony respects, ilia metrically opposed
i to the theories of the materialists,
I
am a sincere believer In a higher pow
!er than that of man. All my lnvestl
gatlons have led me away from the
Idea of a dead, material universe,
tossed about by various forces, to that
of a universe which ia absolutely all
force,, life, soul, thought or whatever
name we may choose to call It Every
atom, molecule, plant animal, or plan
et la ouly an aggregation of organized
unit forces held In place by stronger
forces, thus holding them for a time
"Htr,t .Iw-mc-h toamlnr, with lnr,l
. .uv.c.
W P0Wr- A11 llf 0D W
,tol"pf' -U8t ou ?! 0Uter S.nge ,f
. ??f T
uofc u" ucu. uu- ve.
tury.
TranaatUntlo Tripe.
Across th ocean with great zest
How many men hav fared!
Bom go to Europe for a rest ,
And some because they're scared.
Washington Star.
When a married man laughs in bla
lleep his Wlfft imagines he IS dreaming
k. , 4. . KoMIm.
that HO la a bachelor.
TME COST Of UVINCL
r-trchaala Tower of a Dollar Ts-day
a ad frota 1800 U 19O0.
All lirj.rUiit fv.d art!! ax.-ej-.t
sugar and coffee ar higher at the
present time than the average for the
10-year period from 1)0 to 11)00, aaya
writer In Pearaon'a. In looking back
upon the couraa of prices sine 1.83U
It is Interesting to discover (from fig
ure compiled by the government) tbst
In that year $1 would boy seven and
four fifths pounds of fresh beef, while
to-day It will purchane only alx and
four-fifth pounds. Tbst amount of
money In 1800 would buy ten pound
of sslt beef; to-day nine poumla. Of
salt pork In IS'JO It would buy nine
and a half pounds; to-day a little over
even pounds. One dollar In 1S90
would purchase even and a quarter
pound of chickens; to-day less than
tlx and a quarter pounds. It would
buy ten pounds of fresh fish In 1800;
to-diy nine and a third pounds. In
1VJ0 It would pay for Are dozen and
four ejrgs; to-day for only four dozen
and three. One dollar In 1890 would
buy nearly 17 quarta of milk; to-day
less than 10 quarts. It would purchase
In lft'JO four and a quarter pound of
butter; to-day only three and three-
quarter pounds. One dollar In 1890
was a fair equivalent for six and
third pound of cheese; to-day It will
purchase half a pound less.
To-day $1 will buy less than eight
and a half pounds of bird; In 1890 it
would pay for nearly 11 pound. Of
cornmeal to-day you can purchase for
that sum S8V4 pound; In 1890 yon
could get 40 pounda. When It (a con
aldered that the average American
family whose Income doe not exceed
f 1.200 apend nearly 45 per cent of It
entire Income on food. It 1 easily seen
how great a difference la made by
rise In price of 10 to 25 cents on every
dollar wortb of edible supplies, cover
Ing meats, vegetable and practically
all other eatable. A compared with
the average prices governing during
tbe period from lo90 to 1900 It is reck
oned by tbe United States Bureau of
Labor that bama and salt beef bave
gone op 12 per cent, salt pork and
bacon 32 per cent, lard 35 per cent
fresh vegetable 13 per cent, cornmeal
If. per cent, cracker 19 per cent. New
Orleans molasses 20 per cent, beans
31 per cent, herrings 31 per cent, salt
21 per cent, pepper 72 per cent and
currant 121 per cent
Protesting Against Fata Reduction.
Atlanta, Ga. The recent proposition
of J. Pope Brown, chairman of the
Georgia Railroad commission, to re
duce the passenger rata in Georgia from
three to two cents per mile waa protest
ed against by the Botherhood of Loco
motive Engineers. thevOrder of Hall
way Conductors, and unions of the
blacksmiths, machinists and telegra
phers, boiler makers, railway train
men, carpenters and joiners, clerks and
car men. These organization employ-
el an attorney especially to represent
them, who urged that such a reduction
would work against the prosperity of
the state and lead to a reduction in the
number of railroad employe as well as
of their wages. The Traveler' Pro
tective association also protested that a
reduction as proposed would result in
fewer trains and poorer Bervice.
Her Transformation.
She drank quantities of water, ate a lot
of starchy foods,
Abstained from exercising every day;
Sh assimilated lactic and a caae of
malted gooda,
But it seemed her fate to have to fad
away.
She so mourned attenuation, with a vis
age like sn owl s,
Tbst a smile upon her face waa never
acen;
While below her mouth were wrinkles,
snd above her eyes were scowls,
And her nose wss like a hatchet in be
tween. But one day she fell to laughing In a
t range, hysteric way.
Just in thinking how ridiculous it
proved;
And It mellowed to a cackle that waa
aane enough, they aay,
Till at laat ahe giggled every time she
moved.
Why, she chuckled out her wrinkles, and
she snickered off her frowns,
And then took to all the things she
shouldn't do;
Now she's grown ss fat as butter, and
has outgrown all her gowns;
But she laughs away at that disaster,
too.
Woman's nonie Companion
Drusher Is Well Paid.
A woman who appealed to a charit
able Boclety for help one day last week
said her son was able to assist her if
be would.
"He is the brusher, and has charge
of the bootblack chair in a hotel. Ho
makes between $30 and $10 a week."
An agent was sent out to lnvestl'
gate and found the son employed In
one of the big hotels of the city, where
he has been for six years.
This young man told the agent that
the position of brusher in a large ho
tel was worth at least $.'10 a week, al
though there is no salary attached to
it, If a young man attended to his
business. Hotel patrons are liberal
tippers. The brusher Is expected to
find scats for customers If the bar
ber'a chairs are filled, and to band
around the morning and Illustrated pa
pers. Chicago Tribune.
Asked and Anewered.
The Maid What is love?
The Bache'lor---Love is the prelude
to matrimony.
The Maid And what Is matrimony?
The Bachelor The prelude to all
mony.
P U T N A M
Color more t-ooda brighter and faster color than any other dye. On
guaranteed to glva perfect results. Ask dealer, or we will send post
bleach and mis colors. Mo-woe DRUG CO, linlonvillc. Missouri.
A JUDGE'S WIFE
i' 1
zs, .. v. rf
i-'
v-l. t!,...- 1
---"-r.
mmm
MRS. MLNNIC McALUSTIR
- Mra. Carrie King, Darlington, Mo.,
write:
"I have suffered for year with bil-
louaneea, and kidney and liver trouble
"If I caught a Ettlc cold, the pains were
inrasetl and badudie and bedache were
f frequent occurence. '
'However, Peruna cured me twelve
bottle made me a healthy woman."
Aa Others Bee fJ. i Room for Improvement.
"Yea," aald the young man, "I am "I have here," said the agent "aa
about to get political Job, where I alarm clock that will kindle the fir
will bave nothing to do but alt around In the kitchen range and start the cof
and look wise!" fee boiling. Can I aell yon one?"
"Well," rejoined hla fair companion "No," yawned the lazy man, "but
In the parlor acene. "I'm sure yon
will be able to fill the first half of the
requirements all right enough."
Bowara of matmcBta lor Catarrh that
CoaUla Mercnry
aa marenry -rill nrlT destroy the arnaa of
tmeli ana ompieieij aerauge ma wnoie y
lii waea eulorin It taruugh tb mocoas
urtarea. tuctt articles ii.oold
never be used i
x,i-ploo praacriptWna Iroji rejiuiable pty-
uuru,aiineiamas4tney wuiuoii vr. i.,ia
lian a ( atarrn crnre, tntnuiwiuna i-y ir. J.
Cheney Ala, Toledo, 0.,eontainnoniertury,
and li taken internally, acting directly upuu
the blood and mncoui Mirfacei ol the tyaiem.
In buying HalVa Catarrh rure be nre you get'
the genuine. It U taken internally, and ma.te
TT .. . . 7 , . . ... .
Btmlala tree! , 7 7
Bold by liraggi-ta, price 75e. per bottle.
llaU'l ramU 1 mils ax th best.
Merely at Hint
De Boreni (time 11:30 p. m.) Ar you
Interested in baseball. Miss Cutting? .
Miss Cutting (suppressing a yawn)
Yes, to a certain extent 1 dearly lore
to aee a man make a borne run occa
sionally. CASTOR I A
lor Infants and Children.
Tt9 Kind Yen Hare Always Bought
Bears the- sTY .
Simaturo of (JltxJ7T&ZZ&Ai I
Trial of the Fair Sex.
He if a girl declines an offer of mar
riage and becomes a spinster, she ia apt
to regret it
She Yes; if she marries she is apt to
regret it so what can a poor girl do?
Skaters average from nine to ten
yards a second, while runners on skis
have made as much ss twenty-one yards
in the ssme time, and the juniper on
skis has developed almost forty yards
velocity in a second. The man who
made this record jumped 120 feet ,
AlOfflESSflSHT
It is as impossible to conquer the king of
diseases Contagious Blood Poison with Mer
cury and Potash as it would be to conquer the
king of the forest in a hand-to-hand encounter,
as thousands who have had their health ruined
and lives blighted through the use of these min
erals v? ill testify. They took the treatment faith
fully, only to find when it was left off, the dis
ease returned with more power, combined with
the awful effects of these minerals,
ot tne Dones, salivation, innaramation of the stomach and bowels, etc.
When the virus of Contagious Blood Poison enters the blood it quickly con
taminates every drop of that vital fluid, and every muscle, nerve, tissue and,
bone becomes affected, and soon the foul symptoms of sore mouth and throat,
copper-colored blotches, falling hair and eyebrows, swollen glands, sores,
etc., make their appearance. Mercury and Potash can only cover up these
evidences for awhile; they cannot cure the disease. S. S. S. has for many
years been recognized as a specific for Contagious Blood Poison a perfect
antidote for the deadly virus that is so far-reaching in its effects on the sys
tem. S. S. S. does not hide or mask the disease, but so thoroughly and
kind. Treatise with instructions for home treatment and any advice wished.'
Without charge. WE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GA "
FA D E LES S D Y E S
One 10c packa-re color
-mho m iuc
BACK A.MJ S1D2
QuIcUy Cured by a Short
Course of Pc-ru-n
MHS.MIKME E. McALLISTEri, wife
i..i.. if.nr.,... t.,.r
1217 Wert 31rd treet, Minneapolis
Mmn., aa ! !.:
1 suffered for yewi i h a -win in the
rrul af my back and riiht iJe, K inter
fered often waJi my domestic and social
aul.es and nocr suppoved that I would
be cored, as the doctor's mc&ina did not
seem ts he!p rnc any.
"Fortunately a member of our Or-ler -
alvised me to try Prruna and gav it '
tucb high praise that I decMed to try
it. Althongh I lUrted in with Iittla
faith. I felt o rnnch better in a week '
that I felt enconrape.1.
"I took it faithfully for eeven weeks
and am bapjy indeed to U able to aaj ,
that I am entirely cured.
"Words fa to e-prcs my rrafaodc,
Perfect heafUi once more is the te- .il.injf
I could w Lh for, ar.d thanks to Pwuna. I .
cr.Joy thct now."
Pain in tb back, or on th right ,
sil.
How often a physician hear thi
complaint! '
Over and over we hear women eay:
"I bave a pain in tbe email of my back.
I have a pain in my right aide, just be
low the ribs."
These symptom indicate pelvic or
abdominal catarrh.
They indicate that the bowels are not
acting properly that the liver i out
of order that th pelvic organ ar
congsted.
Pelvic catarrh that is the nam for
it.
Pcrvna cures peJvk catarrh, w!.en all of
thesa mptoma disappear.
Tbe catarrh may be all in the ab
dominal organs, when it would be prop
erly called abdominal catarrh.
At any rate, it ia one of those cases
of internal catarrh which can be reached
only by a course of treatment with
Peruna.
We have on file thousands of testi
monials similar to the above. It ia
impossible here to give our readers
more than one or two specimen of tba
number of grateful and comnre idatory
letters Dr. Hartman is eonstanty re
ceiving in behalf of his famous catarrh
remedy, Peruna.
wben yon find one that will pour the
coffee out and bring It npstaira I will
be pleased to consider Its purchase."
rtTA PTmanntj Cnrrnl Ko fit tor iwnoiuuw
I 1 10 nnflmdar'loworDr.Kllnc'lUrFmlN-Tva
Kantorrr. Hnd for Fre trial bottl nl tr-tl-t
lit. It. U. kUlue, Ltd., 31 Arcb bL, Philadelphia, Fa.
Knew Whereor 8he Spoke.
"I dearly kve to go shopping," aaid
. V a wwM. ii.i.-l Af 3.1 inmmarflmAM nff
-.v.- -
less "especially when there is a barsain
uien -j
,, , , .
"Huh!" growled the old bachelor. "I
fail to see any particular pleasure in get-
I tin m crowd and being almost equees-
ea to oeain.
"That is Just what I enjoy most"
plied tbe coy maiden, aa she hid
re
her
glowing face behind her fan.
Mothers will and Mm. wtna!owa Poo thing
Pyrnp the bent remedy to ose for their children,
during the teething period.
An Inainnation.
Tom has been a benedict for almost
two weeks.
"You bave no Idea what you miss by
i not being married," he said to his
friend Jack.
"No, I suppose not," rejoined the lat-
tor1 -TWk vein nnunt rnnp mnnnv firarr
. n'S" and morning?"
noo n -jure is a reineaT ior cougns, coias
and consumption. Try it Price 25 cents,
at druggists.
Eaoay A boat the Pig.
One boy gives tbe following infor
mation about the pig: "A pig when
living has four legs, but when you kill
It the butcher says it only has . two,
because he calls the front legs shoul
ders and the back legs are called
hams. Ham tastes nice, and they bail
It to eat at a wedding. The missus'
sprinkles little bits of toast on It tj
make it look pretty."
such as mercurial rheumatism, necrosis
completely cures it that no signs are ever seen again.,
S. S. S. while eradicating the poison of the diseases
will drive out any effects of harmful mineral treat
ment. A reward of $1,000.00 i3 offered for proof
that S! S. S. contains a mineral ln-redient nf
silk, wool and cotton eqnatly well and la
pacaagc. writ tor Ire booklet how to dye.
1