For
the
Children
To succeed these days you
must hive plenty of grit, cour
age, strength. How Is It with
ihe children? Are they thin,
pa!e,dellcite? Do not forget
Aycr'i Sarsipirllli. You
know It miles the blood pure
ind rich, ind builds up the
general health In every wsy.
Tnm eMMrae eaannt pnesttily km
aaaltb iinlM the lii aia In "pef eoadl.
M. A 'uiih Mv.f Mlaaeuat4 tongue,
W4 hflli, r..,il.(.4 t unset til
Ihm kl siting (mail lasatl.e ansae at Aler t
I'lllt. ill lable, sugar aweled.
A
eawaaaflEMLl
Heat r . 0. A yf Co.. LewsU. "fl
Alt SMiiuaMturer tf
HMt VWOt.
OVO atilaCUB.
wf O cniKSt nTMAL
Again! a Cat-Asirophw,
Frank IU Ktookton's "nt-formel
I'ltilH" bnd hariuleea ami altaoriiiru
occupation. To keep blmwlf tut of
u.larhlrf, b had taken to knitting
llitlcM. M. A. 1'. aaje that among tbt
l,ur LrM at the Kat F.nd of Ix)ii-
Jon fur tho tnntruitl'in or tbe poor
a ou derided to ambulance work.
One (lay a woman mine to ha that
her liul)UiiJ tia J bevo drinking lininol
mt'1y, and to beg ttiut auuiethln.;
might b done fur blm. A clergy ma u
Bought til in out, mtiuii1i'(1 lilin to Lo
om in e a member of tbe club, and put
lil in Into the atntiutanct cla.
In a short time, tho oian became
farncxt In the work, aud u a rcgu
liir attendant
"How ta your man doing now?"
mkiM the clergyman, tbe belt tlm
lie met tbe wife.
"He never goes to the 'pub.' air.
mi Id ahe. iiroudlr. "He anvnd hi
tenlug at home, bandaging tbe cat'
-1
A Very Hard Map.
"I am rtNtlly and Blimreljr proud of
the common Miph" an Id Mr. I'timput.
"1 am fond of the plain, everyday fel
low who can never bone to be great
Call It Quliotlaiii, If you wUu
"(lit. I wouldn't any that," Interrupt
ed IV.rey, "I'd call It egotlaiu."
I'btludelphla t'rrvt.
QRMONjJlobppURIFItR
IL'STl'll AMD TVl'G (ll'ABANTttU
NoW'l U lb lime le tU IT,
Information Wanted.
"Hay. i," tjurrit-il the t'ouiicllniau'
email m, "U It Inn- thnt (Sourge Wash
liitfimi iii i-r told a li7'
"I hr no reason ta doubt It, my
ann," iirrd tlii lorn BittMimn.
"Then." continued the llltlv fellow.
"how did h tiuiuage to get euib a pull
la polltliir
To Itreak In Mw I hoe a.
Alaats ihtkt In Allen' Kxil ft, a powder.
It curve hul, sweating, aw-hlnat. swollen (eel
Cures conn, ingrowing- nails unit bunions Al
It drugging ainl ! stores, v- Nn' accent
enyuttitma Sample mailed r'KKK. Address
Ainu s. uintUMI, 14 Ky, N. T,
t'nliod Huiee' Uroat Wealth.
The world trauniu-ta tta buKlnent, ac
ronllng to tho ununl reHrt of tho dl
rector of the United Htatca uilnt, on I
tuck of Kld money auiountliiK to J.'.
(UaJ.ODU.fMM). Of thnt total, the United
Htatea MHiHiNaeN 1hHk),(Ko.(io. That
mean that In thl republic, with about
oii-tweiitleth of the populntloii of the
world, we have nlniont oni'(juiirtcr of
all the gold money there la.
Hated to Do lb
Purlng the lut rotiKreaalonal cam
pu lien the candldatca for the houor of
repreiteiitlUK a certain Knat TetitieaHee
dlatrh t, aaya the Waahlngton Tout,
Knthered to meet the totcra at a coun
try courthnuae.
There waa a roush looking old moun
tnlueer in the audience. He looked
over the aaplranta on tbe platform
with a critical eye. One of them had
eeeaeMaV
Jeaa DIJ.you aee the ring Jack
(are May? IJcaa Yea, two year ago.
Itrigga DldWlmpleton marry a girl
with a million? (irlgga No, he mar
ried a million w 1th a clrL
I'.lll Md you hare your bead ahln
gled when you were a lad? Jill No,
not my head. Yonkera ftlateenian.
"I bare juat apent two weeka at
aummer reaort" "Korry, old chap, but
I can't lend you any money to-day."
Walter Koaat beef or cured bam.
air? "Ilrlng me eorue beef. Tbe loat
cured bam I ordered here waa only
conraleBcenL'
He I euppone SI 1m de Mllllona mar
rled that poor young artlat becauae
Le lored him. Bhe No; becauae her
deareat friend lored blm.
Amateur KporUman 1 ay, did I hit
unythlng that time Gamekeeper I
think not, air. There warn't nothing
In alglrt but tho blrda, air. Judge.
A Dlaappolatiag Oceaalow.
How waa the lecturer demanded
Ura. Ka mWi, with iLe lunnlinice of one
who had been denied a coveted pleae
nre, ae Mr. Hawiri atooped to remove
hia overahoea before entering the Bit
ting room. "11 eold'a algbt tx-tu-r.
I bcliere 1 might hare gone 'a well aa
Dot.
I cnea rou did welt to remain at
Lori.," aald her buiband, aa be aeated
Llinwlf before the atore, "a far forth
aa the lecture waa concerned. The en
tertainment opened w ith a aelectlon by
the baud, then prayer by the Congre
gational mlnlater, then the band again.
then a aong by the Metbodlat mlnla
ter, arcouiMtuled by hla wife at the
cabinet organ, and then the lecture;
after that the band our more, and
then the benediction j tbe Eplacopa!
mlnlater.
Well, what about tbe lecture?"
ak ed Mra. Kawln. "I can hear min
ister any day."
"The lecture waa on Scotland," aald
Mr. Kawln, alowly. "I never felt much
(Ira wed to frvtland, and I guewi after
tonight 1 ahall glre up all thotighta
of ever going there. Folk a that haven't
got any more Idea of tbe English Un
guage after all tbeae yeara nei-d a
iiilnHlonary, but 1 don't feel any call to
be one. And a a for their houxca, there
waau't one alugle good two-atory frame
building In all the atereoptlca that man
throwed on the alieet If it hadn't
OUEEIS OF
ACTRESSES
PRAISES PE-R0-I1A
The Uwyer H'm! What make
done him aeveral favora, and be felt lu 'ou tl,,nk Jov wlD to tuJJr to ,,Mom been for the band, I ahould almoat
duty bound to rote for blm. lawyer? Tbe Applicant Well, me have felt I'd waated my 15 cent ad-
"Not a rerr nromlalmr lot. are oojecx w me oem a uurgiar. nilwlon.
they?" be remarked In an audible I JUage.
whlaner to a man three aeata away. Man Orerboard Help, help! Btran-
Them'a only the kind we uaed to run cer Thuy don't yea awlin? 1 aon t
for countable when I waa a boy.
Thnr'a my candidate that yaller-
headed chap, third from thla eend. I're
cot to vote for him. but I'd give ten
dollar If I hadn't aeen blm flrit."
"Hegorry, ye re got an
to learn." New York
Vorbmnehlal trouMea trr Plto'a Cure
for ('iiiuiii'tiin. It I a rood rough
ttieuuiiie. At drugKiutt, price n renta.
It la literally true that a new broom
we-pa clean. If a new broom I exam
ined, the emit of the atrawa will be
found to he atralcbt and the brtmh
miliar. After It ha been Ucd a while
the end tplit and become aharp, and the
hape of the brunh become Irreitular. To
renew the youth of the broom dip lu but
oanud and trim the aofteued atrawa
to the pruprr ehape.
Btatb or Onto, Cirr or toudo, I
l.l'LAt I Ol'KTV. I
Fna i. ( air make oath that he 1
wiiiinr partner ot tit drtnol K. J. i'Haxar Ai
I'o .diiliis liutlntatln tbe CltrolTolelo.t'oun-
tr and Hlate eluwutid, and that ttlrt flrtn llt
ir IhatumnfONK lilNUHKU iMit.l.AKii l-r
en h anil evrrycwwfit ( ataiihh thttrtnnut b
cutea tiy in um oi hail i atarsh j'k.
KKASK J. ClikNEY,
Bworn in tefir m nl ubtcrtMd In my
piwnt, tbli ttb day of I-ctiitirr, A. P , lutA.
Nuiary I'ublic
xal
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llttl'tCfttarrhCtiretitaVen IntemaUy, and
arti illrrctly on Ihn lilcxwl nl niUiiunur(aoM
01 Hi i)iurm. tMtnn t r i-iiininiia, ire.
K. J. l IlKSEY At C'U.toYukdo, O
M't ti IirtirrUtt, 7.'.
Uall' Vkuilly imitate the beat.
A Matrrel of Relief
St. Jacobs Oil
tnd aur tor
Lumbago
and
Sciatica
ItUtht ttMclfla virtue of penetration In thl
MtntHtr that caitIm It rlcht to lb ptln tpol
tixl tfltcli a prompt cure.
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aLi
IIHII kUill All 111.1 I A II
CuutB arruu. Tulm Uui4.
Hat Couth ayrui
In lima.
htrenaons OpiHMltlon.
Oldun what a terrible cyclone w
hud biHt night!
: Newpop Did we?
Oldun Good heavens, man. dldu'l
you bear It?
i Newpop No; our baby is cuttln.
, teeth.
Mother wilt find Mr. Wtnilow' 8ootiiln
' By nip tbe bed remedy loot lor their cbUdreo
: Qunuf in leeuung period.
Idaard thai Walk on Two Feet.
Lizards of eoveral aorta can walk
and run euiilly on their bind lega. The
AuHtruIlan water llinnl, which la three
or four feet tu length, keeps quite erect
when traversing long dlntances on
; land. It Is found in the neighborhood
of river banks and passes much of It
'time in shallow water.
The frilled lizard of QnociiHlnnd also
travels on its bind legs on level
ground, keeping the frill folded while
running. When attacked It expands
this fold of skin, which stands out like
a ruff nt right angles round tbe neck,
giving It n formidable aspect, so that
dogs that attack and kill larger liz
ards will often retreat before a frilled
lizard at bay.
There Is also a tree lizard In Aus
tralia that moves lu a similar way.
All these species walk on all fours
when merely movlug about or going
short dlstauces.
know bow."
Illgant chance
Weekly. .
Her suggestion: He You know,
darling, we cannot live on cheese and
kisses. She Then why not leave the
nasty old cheeae out? Llpplncott'e
Magazine.
Firemen ruah Into a bouse In rt
aponae to an alarm or nre are met
by a small boy. IUlob Say. If the
house bums down, don't sare my flan
nels 'cause they scratch me. Life.
Lena Fred didn't blow his brains
out because you Jilted blm tbe other
night; be came and prposed to me,
Maud Did he? Then be must have
got rid of them In aomo other way!
Mr. Skinflint Tbe paper says skirts
are to beworn longer than ever! Mrs,
Skinflint Well, you needn't be tig
gerln on roe wearln' mine any longer.
I're worn It five years this fall al
ready.
Some one aaked Lincoln bow long
a man s legs should be. lie repuea oe
bad not given the subject any thought,
but should ssy they should be long
enough to reach from his body to tin
ground.
"You kin help de cause of honesty
heap," said Uncle Kben, "by preach
lu' about It, but you kin help It a heap
mo by not daugllu' rons chicken tin
ler a hungry man's l)0)o." Washing
ton Star.
"DUIlng' wife I a most accomplish
1 woman." remarked the man who
tneers. "Indeed!" "Ye; she under
stands Ave languages and knows how
to keep quiet in all of them." Wash
ington Star,
"Is your friend a good shot?" "Yes,'
nswered tbe sportsman after some
hesitation. "He never hits any game.
but then he never bits any of tbe peo
ple In bis bunting party, either."
Washington Star.
Medium I can tell you about a
burled treasure. Tatron riease don't!
My husband Is always tooting that In
my ears. Medium Does be know
nytblng about a buried treasure?
ntron Yes: his first wife. Tlt nits.
vrr Awkwaru.
Mrs. Norton came home from a call
one day in such a disturbed condition
that it was evident tears were not far
in the background. She lost do time In
beginning her explanation.
"John," she said to her husband, "I
am ao mortified I dont know wnsr
to do."
'What is tbe matter, my dear?"
asked Mr. Norton.
"I have been calling on Mrs. Ter-
erlll. You kuow her husband. Major
I'everllir
"Yes."
"Well. I have Just learned to-day,
to my horror, that 'Major' Isn't his title
at all. 'Major Is bis first name."
Wby, certainly. I've always known
thst What is there so mortifying
about tbatr
"Nothing." said Mrs. Norton, with a
groan, "only tbat I ve Deen calling Dim
Major every time I've met him for
tbe last six months!"
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MISS JtllA MARLOWE
Heartily Approves of I'eruna for the Nerves.
Tho Liorlna; Girls.
Edyth Wss Charlie cool and collect
ed when be proposed to yon?
Msyme No; be waa awfully rattled.
Edyth Well, I alwaya thought he had
a screw loose aomewbere.
In a recent letter to The Pcruna weak nerves.
Medicine Co., Miss Jolia Marlowe, of This can be easily obviated by miirg
New York City, writes the following: Peruna. I'eruna strikes at the root of
the ditucuity by correcting me aiges
tion. Digestion furnishes nutrition for the
nerre renters. Troiierly digested food
furnishes these reservoirs of life with
vitality which leads to strong, steady
nerves and thus nurishes life.
Peruna is in great favor among . wo
men, especially those who have voca
t'ons that are trying to tbe nerves
'1 em glad to write my endorsement
of the great remedy, Peruna, as a nerve !
tonic I do M most heartily." Juta j
Mario.
Nervousness is very common among
women. This condition is due to
anemic nerve centers. Tbe nerve cen
ters are tbe reservoirs of nervous vitality
These centers become bloodleea for want
of proper nntrition.
This is especially true in the spring
season. Every spring a host of invalids
are produced as tbe direct result of
Buy a bottle of Peruna today. If yon
I do not receive afl the benefits from Pe-
run that you expected, write to Dr. S.
B. Frlartman, Columbus, Ohk. .
Bllver Service,
"Hey!" shouted tbe rich man, peer
ing cautiously over the stairway, "1
want you."
"Well," chuckled the burglar, reach-
0
1 A
AM
The Kind You lliivei Always ltoutrlit 1ms borne tho sieim-
turo of CIiuh. II. Fletcher, mid 1ms been mtulo under his
personal supervision lor over HQ years. Allow no ono
to deceive yoit in tlilH. Counterloits, Imitations nnd
JlHt-aH-rood', are but Experiments, nnd endanger tho
liculth of Children ttxperienco against Experiment.
What is CASTORIA
Castorla Is a harmless Bulwtltnto for Castor Oil, Puro
Rorlc, Drops nnd Hoothincr Syrups. It is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic
Mibstnuce. Its nffo is its puaranteo. It destroys "Worms
nnd allays PeverishnesH. It cures Diarrhoea and "Wind
Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation
nnd Flatulency. It assimilates tho Pood, regulates tho
8tomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep.
Tho Children's Panacetv The Mother's Friend.
The KM You Have Always BougM
Bears tho Signature of
v9
SIX .
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&0
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lie did and now the neighbor find a
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Patron Yes; hla flret wife. Tlt nits. rs- V J PwJ strong and clean. Undents ourifvinsr and tonic ef.
"You say be hns a visionary and lm-1 , . , . fects all poisons and impurities are expelled from
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clrl who la employed In the postofflce; l3 disappear, the skin becomes soft and smooth and robust health blesses
ar sr I 1 , fsa. If 1. na. , 4 m aT-aV.. 4P) . a ) a A. aaa k . 1
he la one of those people who write rr, U1t, " j """".owMuia, voniagious iJiooa roison ana all di3-
Hush' on an envelope instead of put- , c vrZT ure cumx 1JOOK on we Wood and any medical
. . ... I HIIWll P I TPP HI aT'nSirfrfat akaaMaaaa - - - -
ting on a special delivery stamp. - iiSt, Sniff SPECIFIC CO ATLAHTAs CA
Washington Star.
"The trouble." said the dentist, as
he nrobed away nt the aching molar
with along, slender Intrument, Is evl
dently due to a dying nerve." " ell.
groaned the victim, "it s up to you to
treat the dvlne with a little more re
spect" Chicago News.
Young Man Say, you er remcm
her the engagement ring I bought ot
ton vesterday t Jeweler Yes. Wh.it's
wrong with it? Young Man Nothing;
but there's something wrong with Ihe
glrj. Would you mind taking It back
and giving me collar buttons for It?
Mrs. Mulgrew Are ye goln to slad
. 1 . . V 1 1L.
yer boy Tommy pbck to bcuuui mis
week? Mrs. O I'ooley o, inuatH.
Me ambition is to make an aldhermnn
of him phwln ho grows up, an' ir no
got too much eddlcation he'd be
shpoiled for the position lntoirely.
Tit-Bits.
"What are you doing here?" said
the woman to the tramp, who had got
over uie wan jusi in urae o rncniB
the bulldog. "Madam," he said, with
dignity, "I did Intend to request some
thing to eat, but all I ask now Is that,
In the Interests of humanity, you'll
feed that dog."
A. demonstration; Jim Dora's
father is nu awful rresn-air craun.
Dick How do you know? Jim He
turned' me right out of the house into
the cold air the other evening, and
told me that It would be a good deal
better for my health to stay there!
Detroit Free Tress.
Mr. Lionel Brough tells a story of
Douglas Jerrold whlcn Is not too well
known. Tho ,wlt nnd a friend were
discussing a mutual acquaintance
notable for his want ' of cleaullness.
"How comes it," . asked the friend,
i'that So-and-So always hns such dirty
hands?" "I expect," said Jerrold. "it
Is owing to his habit of ruuuing them
over his facel"
Gr. G. Gee Vo
Vciierfu! Hois
Tmtaent
TbU wonderful CM
eaa doctor la call4
real bccauK he curca
people without opera
tion that are given op
todla. Bo carca wliti
thoaa woaderiul Chi
nes herb, ronia, buds,
barks and vegetables
that are entirely un
known ta medical act-
ence In this oouutry. Through the use or thoaa
harmless raniadles this famous doctor knows
the action of over SOU different remedies which
he sucressfullv uses In different disea'W. He
guarantees to cure catarrh, asthma, lung, throat,
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ADDRESS
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25IK-2S3 AIDES ST, PCRTULTD. CREGOH
tf Mentlou paper
ffc ;
fa juxvuujunae'v3
P. K U
No. 16-1905
WHEN writing to advertisera ploaa
mention thla paper.
$350 SHOES Mem
TV. I Ponfrlas mate and sell more
Men'a .:!..".( shoes than any other
iiinnnfnrturer in the world. PKMHmI
K&WAIU) to any ens who caa dtipravs Uus ststaawnt.
W X Ponelas 3.50 ahoi are the
rreatest sellers In the world heeaiiae of
their excellent style, easy fitting; and
ulterior wewrlfiaT qualities. They are
just as g-oml aa those that cost from
83.00 to )7.00. The only difference 1
the price. YV. 1 Itaugias S:1.50 shoes
cost more to make, hold their shape
better, wear lonicvr, anil are of greater
value than any other XM shoe on the
market tt-day. W. I.. louiflas cuar
anteee their value by stumping his
name and price on the bottom of each
shoe. Look tor it. Take no substitute.
W. L. Douirliis S.1.50 shoes are sold
through hisown retail stores In tlieprln.
clial cities, and by shoe dealers every
where. K o matter where you live, YV. L.
DougL&a shoes are within your reach.
EQUAL $5.00 SHOES.
"t som wnra W. L. Doo1at S3 JO thflft tnr
teari, and cimmtrr them tquat ta asp toMU ihot
now on the uartet. Thev havt given entirt
tatisfaction. H'm. H. Amieriem, Heal Ettat
Agent, kanaat (Aty, mo.
Boys wear W. L. Douelas $3.50 and $2.00
hues because they lit better, aold their
hape and wear lonjter than other makes.
W. L. Dovglat niri Corona Colli Hn in kit
M thorM. Corona Colt u conceded to
the Anal patent leather produced.
Fast Color Eytlett will not wearBroMar.
W. h. Douglas has the largest shoe mall ord
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if you desire further information, vritafot
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