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About The Columbia register. (Houlton, Columbia County, Or.) 1904-1906 | View Entire Issue (Feb. 17, 1905)
s Ml Humors Art taper nuttm which (lit tkla, liver, klduejra and other organs cu But take care of without help, then U uch an accumulation o( Uictn. They liUcr th whole system. riiiiplci, bolls, ecrema and other truptloui, los tf tppctllo, that tired (cclloj;, bilious turns, flu of l-dlgee-lion, dull ho&diichoa aod Diaujr oiLar troubles art due to them. Hood's Sarsaparllla and Pills r.emor all humors, overcome all their effects, itrpnutlico, touo 1 invigorate tho wholo sjsU'ra. " I tad m)I rUeura on my bindi m that I fould tool work. I Utuk Hood Bartaparllla and It drove out U humor. I ennUnurd Ita tee till tbe sores dlMfpMnd. Mas. laa 0. Uauws, Kuralord Kails, Ma. Meed'e Baraaparllla promise t ure and keopa th promts. ArMmlo and rrulrno. A curioua atorr la reiortl coaeern Ing a barque which arrival rcentlr In port hating In her rar.o there namlred casks of arsenic. The crew slept very near tbe large array of barrr 1 contain .lug the drug, which gate off eoaatantly an ludearrlbahla odor. They aoon all Motlmt tbe aatna thing, and aevtTal of the tar became aware that they were tHHiimlng abnormally stout One nmu gained twenty-five pounds. The agyre. gate ettra weliftit put on by the en tire crew waa little than four bun dnsl pounds. Tble waa attributed to vspor generated by the action of the aua on the cart and Inhulod by the acu men while tfary slept. TO CURU A COLD IN ONII DAY Take Lasative Mramti gumma Tahltne. AM dnit f au fmu4 iM tmtwf it It l'ta la cure, k, W. CrwVe eatwre la tm MK k Su. Ko. Owe Man's Theory. Mr. Nvm kid You talk aUiut the of single blMMstncM, but, according to (tiatira, mure bac-lirlor commit suU-M than married uhmi. Mr. UtilUaeh Yea, that's true. Ira. New kid Oh. you admit It. o rut Then. 1 auhooe you ao eiplsla wnr n i wi Mr. OI.ll.ach Certainly. They are driven te dcaiwrallua by other beoDlt'i . , . lO.ooo TlMMta far 10, Til is a remarkable olir the John A. SaUr Keeil Co., La Croaae, Wia., makes. Saber rVnla have a national reputation aa ilia earlict, hiieat, rliicet the earth prmiuons. lliry will atiud you their big plant and awd ealalug, togothor with auoufh aecd to pnw l.OiW fine, solid Calilra, t,om) rich, luicy Turmpa, i.CW blanciiina, nutty Celery, LOuO ru h, buttery lrttuae, , I, MX) eplrndid Oniona, l.oiiO rare, luacmua Hadiahea, e. I " . a a II . a l.uuu ticirtouvij uruimni ru This great offer la made in order to In- duw yoa to try tbe.r warranud seed- f,.r wU. y..u one pUnt tl.em yon will Pow w otLrs, and I att ma bit 16o rosTAoe, pmvMinc yu will return this notice, snd ver-pretnt tendency toward the dl- If vou will w ml i hem .(! in ptwinire, they tlnctlve American womun-type. even will sl.l to the sIm.v a big pscksge of the jn the lowliest of American house ?&f Jw, that conntltutes tho Cory, l'ecp o' Day, etc., etc. (1. C. L4 feature In American womanhood. Aa la order l ei p ..ui (HHiple's friend ship It is iift'eaanrr to k-i them. Th Cnnnrlsl plnnk la the women' plolforut Is iu nmiipy. Th Ant succeaaful flour mill was erected In London In 17m. la fifty yesrs stilcld fan Incrtssed in Croat llrltslu lr W nr cent A doir wiu'sutTla oa mighty little provocation. Newport News, Va., July aa, 19OJ. 1 mosphere drier. A curious pbenoiue Lnit summer while recovering from 111- nnn the aa nnt ornwt ami mnnnr ?a"am Z ... .... Irom w'uicu 1 wa unaoie to leave my " , , . room for several month. I was treated north, while the comparatively warm by two !octor aad also tried different wind were aouthorly. They saw Ice lands of linamcnts and medicine which bergs of the most fantastic shapes, re deemed to relievo me from pain for aembllng house, churches and steam awhile, but at the aame time I we not m The ilwjKe doK, Btru.k work SlrUKe,.Ln P 1- to do unite of 8.S.S. for Rheumadsm. I decided n,uch Dul,ln tte -nlmtli. In to give lta trial, which I did at once, the western bIwIro Journey an lee After I had taken three bottle I felt a "Ude wa descended In one minute ten great deal better; aud I still continued to tate it regularly until I ws entirely anv Ana auJIcrin'r from Rlieumntism . mm a w 613 jad CL CHAS. .C ClLDSKSUUmt, Rhcurmtbm Is caused by uric add or by one acid or onio ot'.icr acid poison in tho Hood, which wlicn denotited in the mucclca , . VIIHWim Ua gv .e SV ill V V till 111 ail 1 and Joints, produce the sharp, cutting; Bnd unruflled tcmpoT tUe lt.tly trlnls pains end the stiffness and sorenesa pc . . . '.,. ,,,, . cullar to this disease. S. S. S. goes fnVar of f especially those nrls rectly .Into the circulation, all Irrjta. lnK from wltn molding, irnscl tlng ubstances are neutralized aad bio, Irritating folk. It Is well to ro filtcred out of the system, the blood is member at such times that theso un wudo pnro and the general health is fortunate are their own worst cue built up under the purifying and tonic n,ies, aud a cultivation of tho art of cucuieui uio vege table remedy. Write for our spe cial book on Rheu matism which la entfree. Our phy sician will advise without charge all who will write na about their case. Tbi Swift Soeclflo Company, Atlanta, Ga. CUKlt MkM All 111! I 111. Oougn Srup, Taalaa Good. Ul in llma Sold by drwyiflta. 4 Beet a'Jal-rilllingr.fcfc mA A UtMORItt TO CAllfO&NU VOUWtERS. The cut Illustrates the noblo group of atatuary which baa bwn acliirted by the committee appointed to pro cure a aultnble dest.n for a memorial to thoae Callfornlana who fought In the I'lilllpplne war. The group cou slsts of the Goddess of Liberty, mount ed on a winged home, and two sol diers, one a private, lying mortally wounded under the home's feet, aod the other, an offlcer, standing at bay, plitol In hand, near the body of the fallen soldier. The height of the mounted Oiruee la aeventeen and a half feet without the pedestal, which will add twelve feet. The flrures will be made entirely of bronze. It will require a year to complete the work.' H0USEWIVC8 WORK TOO HARD. Writer Think American Women Are Impelled by Ambition to Overwork. , I hold thnt that claaa of women In America (the hardworking houae- Ives) la not only hard-worked, but I far too much over worked. Therilttt were dismissed In a few cold number of house aervanta In the Unit - ed Ktatc I not half ao large a that In little KuglamL This enUII au enor- moua amount of household work to be done by untold thousnuds of American Housewives. I auow It; I nave seen It t, veara In farfnriea tn r,i.!,!i II. i . ' , c. m"i '"V. re. eui4 uiucr piaif uiiti-ea, in private ouirra, ana in tuo in- Dulto number of schools, American women are working very hard. fre-qualnUlDce wllh literature, a formula quently to the detriment of their con-'of iTnipllul.uc reJecUon which enUre aUtuUons. But herein I found, the ly ,ulted ner We will not reveal II groat difficulty In aummlng tip correct- ;bccauis lt WM charmlllg ttttt u pu, ly the atate of women In a given coun- , thm vauDlt rira rmpr. try. The bit rd- worked, the over-work- ed women are of the aame type and cii4 eTer ofrec of marriage, clns all the world over. They do not ut Wfl nui- coUflje that the young constltuto the distinctive type of worn- tad u?ed to wltIieM con,, anhood of a country. We must esUmate! atlT0 ftllur u marriage among them, nol thy what they are actually ba friend., and alwaya Uklng bet doing, but by what they are aiming at frlend,. nu,Unda than bet I VJ. Ampr'7'i h0""cw,fe w,h0M frtenda themaelvea, though ahe blamed husband has heretofore been unable to', , Hni.- ,.. give her autllclent "help" will, a eooni M b husband Is flnanclallr uccea-1 ! , " . ," " . . "j turn out a type totally different from what she hna been. It Is thla lu Eiik'lund there Is no ImurKeolHlo pro per, not becauiMV there are no middle class families, of which, Indeed, there Is no lack, but beemme In every Kng Ush mlddleclnsa family there are an ever-preseut desire and a reatlcsa am- lilllon to set aiM'Inllv nut of thnt indl. die class; even ao there Is In America no real bourgeoisie woman, owing to the unmlMtnkable, Ineradicable tendeu- W 1 v'rT American woman to reach the type of that A merlon n womnn I whom my critics think they can re strict to a limited number wlli. worldly lucllnutlous. Success Mapizlny. Antarctic Kouentrlcliie. Rome of the seamen returned to New Zealand from the Discovery, wbo have had experience of botb the Arc tie and Antarctic, say that the cold la tho latter la lus aerere, and the at- "fit erlnna In fha Anrarnfta iLt Haiinllw seconds. It took three days to ascend the sume slideon the return Journey, btiji niiimv i"""" tierenlty of Temper. i . . M . a. a a a uno sign 01 mentni uenun is sereni- ty of temper and a self control that not hearing will help us veryjouich. It U a very useful art nil through Hfo and well worth aorno troublo to ac quire. , v ; An Un-to-Ume It-'inl'ii:. Mr. Oldun All you young girl nowadays teem to be muscular ath letes. Miss Strong Yea, Indeed. In the bright lexicon of feintnlito youth there Is no such word aa, "frail." Philadel phia Press. - It Is bootjess for a nvnn to have 'an aim In life unless ho has the ammuni tion to back it up, ' HOW 8HE PEJCCTEO A MAM ai Fate of a Yoana; Woman Who Had It All Used Up. I There waa once a young lady of ten der feeling but Or m reftolvea wb waa Inflexibly determine: to live un parried, eveu at the link of living an old maid, but who wialiod ao rnuib to pare the susceptibilities of .her po tential admirer that the long made It her atudy bow to refuse them with out wounding them. To thla end ahe ' mmmA alt Ik. tisiv.la mUm fwt'.t law llf.r avn. .... mn hvi i i m r i v w . "H - band on and aa much poetry aa ahe could bear. Fha went conatantly to the theater, and In the Interval of her toclal dutlea b took aerlou book. Ilka blographle aud memoir, out of tb libraries, and informed benelf of the method and manner of the he roine who declined1 offer from high motive. Khe waa, upon the whole, a good deal dlaappolnted. especially with the novel. Theso manual of the lm paaloned emotion aeemed to render In almost every caae a blind allegiance to the law of ending well, which In the low conception of the author waa getting the hero and heroine married. a a m i it . il . . ana men uropping mem; in ine vcr, i very few caae where they Buffered a girl to refiue a lover It waa that ahe might leave him to eorae other glri who aecretly loved him and who would probably pine away, or partly away. If ahe did. not have him. Thla the young lady thought almply dlngusUnj; and Idiotic; ahe waa a young lady of atroug ejpreaalona aa well aa tender feullnga and fixed reaolve. and ahe found the poet not much. If any, more ifiatructive than tho novella!. They gave example enough of girl who did. not marry, but It waa becauae their lover died, or did not ak them; when their lover both aumved and proved the girl refuaexl them from pride or from ahame or from want of prenonce of mind and bitterly regretted It ever afterward. The personal lila torle were largely those of women dlatiugulshed In the arts, letter and sciences, whose court nhlp and mar- and Indiffercut phnue. a Incident Lf m) coueiuence la their everal (carecra. Whore they did not marry ' a(w.med not to nave been courted. aD4i where they were lovod It waa In a vague, tentative aort that never Ar rived at passion. In spite of all, however, - the young lady did evolve, though from the ob servation of life rather than her ao ally it would tempt them to Its use in ,K ,.1 Ch Ud f tt rgrSln temperament that abe knew juat n . .cnslbUlUe. would auffer moat, and ao contrived a form of re fusal that would Justly flatter their vanity and console their affection, and at Inst leave them grateful for baring been rejected. The only difficulty ahe experienced waa In the application of ber formula. It happened that the very drat man who offered himself was one whom she bad long secretly loved, and she Instantly accepted him, without, aa II were, thinking. She did not even ap- I" c6Tlned at the waste of the time ahe had apent In acquiring the useless Information stored up for a contrary eventuality. Unless she should become a widow hers must ever remain the most signal instance of misspent research that we could offer. Harper's Magazine, A Desert Llxhthonae. There 1 at least one lighthouse Id the world that la not placed on any mariner's chart. It la away out oa the Arizoua Desert, and marks the spot where a well supplies pure, fresh water to travelers. It la the only place that water may be bad for at 1 1,"1... direction, TIia 'hntia" AAnalutt nt m tall mfiAn. The "house" consists of a tall cotton wood pole ,to the top of which a lan tern Is hoisted every night The light can be seen for miles across the plain In every direction. A Littie tn Doubt. A district visitor once went to see an old Scotchwoman wbo was dying. Noticing that her talk wa all about hereelf and the minister, he aald: "Well, really, Jeannle, I believe you think there will be nobody In heaven but yourself and the minister." "Ah, wecl," aald the old' man, "an' I'm no' sae sure aboot the minister 1" London Telegraph. Coolie Power Car Line. 'A curious street car line Is that be tween Ataml and Yoshlhoma, two const town In the province of Isle, Japan. The line la seven miles long, the rolling-stock consists of a single car, and the motive power Is furnished by a couple of muscular coolies, who push the car along wherever fower is necessary. ODt US'. ( N . Ta," aald little Willie, ; who was struggling over hla lessons, "what la an obtuse angle?" "An obtuse angle," replied his fa ther, "is an Englishman to whom you try to explain a Joke." Philadelphia Ledger. ' Anything bnXThat, The Lawyer Do you want a di vorce without publicity? 1 The Lady Sir, yoq seem to hav forgotten that I am an actress. mrs Doctors first prescribed Ayer' Cherry Pectoral over CO years ago. They use.lt today more than ever. They Cherry Pectoral rely upon It for colds, coughs, bronchitis, consumption. They will tell you bow it heals Inflamed lungs. " I 14 very Wt eoarfe tn ttitee vera. Ti.n I ir14 harrt fertaral. MfMre lm.ee tin e t e mmi mj eeaak ejpppe4 M sa. fiABX Broa, Oatbrla Ceatre, la. OcMe .tlai. I e.tmm. mmmtmmmmtmumm fOl Bmlameawlllii Old Coughs One) Ayer') fill at bedtime) Inaures natural action next morning. The British Moura contains over two tnillion volomes of printed ' books sad asnoacrlpu. which are stored upon forty ailles of shelving. rrTP friaeaiinycnr. Kefluer Ilia ariMaretaar'aaMoOr.klli'aUmt.Nenre Ho for rrro OS trial tKMtl.aru! irvauiaa. l. at. U. Kilae, UL, W AhM bt, faUaoclpbia, fa. Being boru great tarrim no assurance with it that a man will be grest at U nM,h. For bronchial trnntiua tnr TMan'a for Coiiiumptinn. It Is a pood cough ansdlciu. At onifKicti. pric 25 centa. jneppo jnoqri- oajs jo usaX aa) lm joj oocf pn spui pof e ea;Mj iuauus) o sjwu1u .ouioao( anj Motheri wtlt find Mrs. WineioWs Beothlng Cyru p the beet remedy to at tor Lbslt chUdrea during the teething period. An Incident or History. " " Julia Ward Howe had Juit written "The Battle Hymn of the Republic' and waa reading it to Ellzabelli Cady Stanton. "Well, Lizzie.: abe asked when ahe had finished, "what do yon think of itr "Great!" was the reply. "But you are boosting man again in defiance of our glorious principle. Sit down now and write another to be ca'led The Battle Iter of the Republic' MNw Tork Telegram. The Great Nonesuch Remedy ST. JACOBS OIL A Candid Child. Lady Visitor Your little girl seems to be very much taken with me, Sirs. BtepswelL Mr. Steps well Yes; and she doesn't often take to strsngers. You think Mrs. Gippur is resl nice, don't you, AgnesT Agnes You said she wss a cat, mam ma; but she doesn't look a bit Ilk on. Boston Transcript. 1 imt .. ' ' ' . alii . Xfccctable Prcparalionror As similating the Food andEcguIa ling ttwStoinachs andBowels of Promotes Digcslion.Cheerfur nessandRcsl.Contains neither Opium.Mofplune norGi icraL 1SOT -NARCOTIC. 4 ieaW dttx Smut ' strn'm Smi ti rarriinaa tVfii Apafecl Remedy forConslipa Tion , Sour Stonvtch.Diarrhoca Worms .Convulsions .Fcvensh ncss and Loss of Sleep. Tax Stmlle Signature of NEW YOllK. 'ur'WejFa" EXACT COPY QT WRAPPER. r.'y PUTNAM mK - V"--"- A I Coif -mo m i hrt0htei and '' or ore 1hn arjr oW dyo. ( n Oc s'rr f g-jmrantotd to giro port met t vr. Ak ttm'T w Vielio fom fmokiot how tm djo, Mooch and tnx c ors. MOkRSE -;hte Motherly AdvUe. Jobony." aald the Cleveland moth er, "I want yon to quit ciing socn laa guf a that" "Why, motber." replied Johnny, "Shakeipear uld what I juvt aald." "Then yotrmutt quit associating wltb bltn." rejoined the cautious wom an. "Iia'a not a fit companion for TOO." r Bow's Thla T Wt eSet One Haodred Dollar Kwar4 fut aov eol Catanh UuU caaao be cur4 bj Uali f 1 atarrh nre. r. i. cHfc.Nr a co.,rTor.,Md',a We, the anderiifOfrd, Lave loom a V. J. Cheney lor the U.I ii ftn, and telxve hia Cirlectly boauratle In ail biuineu rana una and finaoriallv able locaxrj oat anj uu ItgaUwDi made by tbelr Brm. am h. Tbca. Whulraale 1'rurtUU. Toledo. O. Wuia, KiKDAS AMasvui, w buieaeie 1rug-gl-u. Tolrdo. O. II all's t a arrh Cure ii taken Internally, art. In dlret ilr upon the blxl and maooos aur- laaa ui me ejraicia. rrice i-tc per nuvuak Buld by ail ITQ.itiis. leatimooiaia uea u m m miuj um mw uw vww A-aweredU ladlrnant American Whr 1 IL sir. that in Uosia there is such prejudice Sfslnst the Hebrews? Cultivated ltossiaa Bcaase tie II e krwi era a aniet. inotfenaiva neoole. who attend strictly to their own affair, snd do excellent work for fair wsges. Just as tb luiue do in tins country. A GUARANTEED CURE r"0R PILES lu-blnc BIIihL Blmlln or TmnuWax Yoar4miat JI fan money tf tAM GIS T- Uk.St taua I aare ;h la a la U ewv Ilsving sung a requiem Into a phono graph, a 8cli lea wia doctor has left in structions In his will thst tb music shall be reproduced st his funeral. Ym Can Oet Allen's Foot-Ease FREE. . Writ AUen B. 01 mated. L Ttor.V. T.. tor a free aamile of Allen's Foot-F.aae. lt cure eweaUnr. hot awollen. aching leel. It make aew or tlabt ahoea ay. A certain care tot eoraa. inrrow tnrnaili and bunions. Alldrnr gUuseUiL 3&& Hoot accept any subsUtut. a -. It matter little whether a man b mathematically or philosophically, or aristocratically cultivated, so b be but cultivsted. Goetb. MALLEABLE IRON STUMP PULLERS Kaaief, IlKbUM and alronaMt Hiamp Pullet em the market. II Hone puwrr oa toe awp wnh I wo aunee. Write lor deacrlpuve csiaiu aud prima. - ItEIERSON MACHINERY CO. Foot el Morrtaea Street (Portland. Orejea LAND SCRIP FOR SALE Foreat reaerre script for eecurine; title in anv qnantltv to farming, crazing, deert or timber land without reaidence or lm provetnen t for rale ai lrrt mark et prirea. H. M. HAMIUO0, Th PmHttna, PmHImmd, Or. The ofi monk cure, strong, straight, sure, ha for a large part of a century battled with Aches andPains and conquered the world over. Price 25c and 50c. A Contrary Opinion. - J There are few great actors left," ; aald the man who take a melancholy view of things. . "On the contrary," answered Mr. Stormlngton Barnes, with a touch of asperity, "great actors are, to my per sonal knowledge, gettingQeft every season." Washington Star, v For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought T) VLm. Signature Aw, . In Use For Over Thirty Years eanraun eoaeaHV. nn veaa oit. KTil mm mm THS F AD EL ESS D Y ES IT who know not what It Is to lbe, knowe i wht H U t" fJ-'T J. i.- : i . .1 '. l - . -'.'J :." a.. Iroevaot gel the . n-tarae (ue ' font mbof en4 , your ffxan4, e t tm cma i amrai - H pJul 7Uttlg act t be auwlard after raai laaa. 'I b-y aiwara pnaiuee ibe kara' and aumtt erot, Ail al.ni mrii 1Mb. (Mir iea r y Mre Aeaeal 1 VM GET SOAKED ' VrKIM ut OILCD CLOTMIN5. ai.; oa ttuc VrVttPKJT aTtrtrttai LOOItrOg tMTBTMKWBS. Kvswt 1ITAT10Ja caruxtowta race BMOwma rvu imi or aaaeuarr am mat. A. A TOWCR CO., eoarow. waea.. ... Towrecanatxanco .tro., voaioarro, caaiaoa. i.OOOP! I::.!sfcrlO:.j farm, are plM te f lAmM any abu la r t Hor. nrden. aA4 ' Arlc Tn.m nmmon f r tni. t . ..a orar .aua en lor ih a I dortlna of onr ararraatea waa I orlr u lodae j o tn trw wa eaka Toe th. loUovutjc I Mnlad oflari Fm 10 Cent Postpaid ( C ktaaaiartr. MiatUtaiaaaeaa l0 a tmflmrtf, , r fiaie ai.aili e nary, r hw l.ur ( lue a.toa.14 mini, i ai laue avaibai i Mara . Above aaea aakafrv. eontata mflt. Irtoiit TrtatM.. rataloa;. Big laaa catalog aloue, ao. I joki A.iunn srfoca; 1 rjj. La Croeae, Wia. Ma'noa ALWAYS CALL FOR A CIGAR BY ITS NAME nn I MEANS MORE THAN ANY OTHER NAME BROWS BUTDS GOOD FOB PK-SSBTS Oariaa SaUar la the WarU." Dr. C. Gsa Wo Wcnierful Roci Treatinsnt Thla wonderfol Chi aeae doctor la called great IwcauM he curve, people withoat oprra tion that are glrea no to die. Be rorva wllh thoae wontlerlul Chl nrae herns, ronta, hiKls, bark a and ece:ablee that are entirely un known to medical ed- euce In Uia coonlry. Through the use of thoae harmleaa remedlee this fanioua doctor know the action or over HOD different reroeulea which be euoremfullr naea In diSerent disease. He guarantees tocurecatarrh.asthma, Iudk. throat, rtmifuatism, aervouaneaa, stomach, liver, kid ney ., etc.; has hundreds or testimonial. Crires moderate. I'aU and see him. Patients out of the city write tor blanks and circulars. Hend (tamp. CONSULTATION iitHE. Till C. Ess Ws CMnssi Mcdizins Cs. 25154-255 ALDER ST- PORTLUD, OREGOH mtrnf Mention na rr To Convince You THAT THE CHATHAM la the BEST INCCBATOK on the market, I will aenl you oner freight prepaid, and wait for my pay until October 1, 1905. It was given the hidtept award at the Oregon State Fair, held at Palem last Ml. Write f r our Descriptive , Catalogue of Incuba tors and Brooders and our. time . prposit'o i., GEO. W, FOOTT, Dept 12 . Portland, Oregon P. N. U. No. 6-1905 1 HKN wrlUng: to adearUsars pi ujquviuh auia paper. pachrgm eoof , wool mttd efe- will a.nd pomtmmlH m lOo CO., UnltmrLIm, KtlomourL pmj:'Bm- r tm aa mtumu. I I M.Fsaarv A0o. OSTBOIV, It 'CM. , Amm lafr-a I i if MM to irro w WN ii.ni lif t .In ka.hrle r arllll-B( iM.toeviharvlib nareraat I UlliDif.llabout ri"ra, V amaii a run, .rr., an i . Ma'noa mm Ibla aotlee. C PX3 " jn