iy Order of the Czar A Story of Russian Power Bf MARCUS E AST LA EE nilArTRR XVIII. My patient neither nioane tot apeaks durlii; (ha operation, anil I know nut whether ht U conacloue until t Ita com pletion lit murmur, "Thank you, due tor." I gently ral him to alttlnt; position, aud support lira with in ana. "How do you feel uow, air?" I In quired. "All right til right," ha replies, yet lila voice la thick and Indistinct. Ila coutorti hla odd, old far, too, with a twin of pain. "Thla U a lad Job, eh? I al. a II bt detained hera with It. How long, now, ahould you, suppost It will tak to man J; or rathar, bow lone uutll I ran travel?" I hesitate. "That la dlffleult to say." I reply at Irngth. "It depeada much on tba stat of your blood aud your bodily constitution. If tha wound ahould lu ll am a "It rati not Inflama! It won't Inflame! IK 1 look lika a man of gross hahlta?" 11a lathea himself up to a etatt of ex citement which la of all thtii-a tha tuoat InJurloua, "No, no, my dear air. 11 no nitana; calm yonrself." lit hurrka on aa If I had not spoken. "I am lu eicelleut condition-alwaa wa tlwaya ant. Never know what It la to havt a pain In my stomach! I am neither a drunkard nor a glutton, air, and mora than one-half of humanity la car lied off before thalr tltut with one or other, or both! Their bloated bodlea go to fatten tht churchyard, and Just what they dvaervt. I hart out mutton chop for my dinner tvery day, air. no more! Out fresh erg for breakfast two altrea I f toaat per diem. And, air, uuleaa 1 gat killed la an accident 1 ahall lift until I dlt of old agar "No doubt," I haaten to assent am lout only to tootht him, adding, with a laogh. "You art a bad ruatotner to tht doctors, air, I fear. If all wert llkt you, wt ahould fart badly." Ha chuckled. "Not much Uiey hart ttr got out of me; ha, ha I" And ytt. In aplto of hla boaatlng, tit aeema to hold but a frail tenurt of Ufa. I .Ik a a withered spott hla fact la wrin kled, hla frame la ahrunken and wlseued. At thla juueturt another twlngt of paiu forret a groan from hi in, and hla head falla to my ahoulder. An aahen hut bt gina to apread orer hla featurea again. "I am not used to pain." he murmur, ansloua to explain tht cans of tht faint neea. Next he turna to tht atatlou tnaa ter. "Tht atatloo matter. I presume?" That Individual, who apparently under otood Kngliah, bona. "At your aervlct, tlr." "Would you bare tht goodneea to tea what thoat foola have dont with my ef fect a. Mr. 8latloniuaater? And If they art not etolen, order them to bt taktn to " Hotel London," Tha station ntaater again Inrllueo hla bead. "And tend, for a four-wheeler," I ra- queried. "What I your name, young man?" aakt tht Englishman abruptly, trannlng ina from bead to foot. "You art a doc tor, I pretume; but what do they call your I prononnrt tt him my name In full, I takt a pride In doing ao, but It la loat ou him. lit gathera hit whltt, buaby eyebrows Into purkera. "What? Io you mean to aay they wert barb a roue enough to rhrlaten you thatf Bay It again. I didn't catch any of It" I repeat It. "No doubt my namt aottnda at range to Eugliah rare, yet in my country It la a almpta one. I am a Russian. In England I ahould ba called only Vladimir Lubanoff. Tht middle title, which meant 'eon of Alexander,' would bt left out." "Ah, 'eon of Alexander,' " he repeata. "Well, now, to my mind the name Alex ' ander la tht only sensible out of tht three; aud If you won't bt offended, I will call yon Dr. Alexander. Of count, you will aee me through thla affair." "(Vrtalnly, If you wish It, air. Only before allowing you to engage me to do ao, I muat tell yon that, though I have taken my degree, I hare not aa yet prac ticed. Moreover, there la something elat you ought to know" I beattate, and look him at might In the fact. "Tht fact la, you might object to being attend ed by a political fugitive; but I hart a friend here, Dr. Carl Roaeu " I am hurrying ou, when he buratt In with, "Fudge! You'll do. A political fugitive, you aay. And you think I may object) I llkt a man who baa tht pluck to show light when he la unfairly coerced! Now, those Nihilist fellowa, I don't aay they are right mind you not In blowing people to pieces, and that aort of thing God forbid) Hut on my word, though I disapprove of their meth od a, I cannot help aympathlilng with their cauae. I am dead againat coord ve uieaaurca, and ao art you. ' I llkt your aort, Alexander. Shake handa!" Tht ttation matter tntera aud informa ua that tha conveyance la waiting. "How art you going to get me to It?" Inqulrea the Kngllahman, dubloualy, I reply by carefully gathering him up In my arnie and carrying him off, lit twlatt hla face tht whilt for all tht world llkt a crying Infant. Having dlapoaed blm on the teat of tht conveyanct with a cuahlon, lent by the atation master, un der hit Injured foot, wt start at a slow pact toward tht hotel. On the broad atcps tha proprietor la waiting to receive us. lie hnrrlet to tht street as we halt, with many solicitations; for, aa he In forms us, "Meeater Uough's effects had arrived, and be had heard of that gentle man's sad accident. He has two men In readluesa with an Invalid's couch, which atalatance, however, I decline, requesting to bt shown Mr. tiongh's rooms. I again takt him up. Wt cross a vesti bule adorned with alternate statues and acacias In enormous tuba, ascend a flight of wide shallow steps, and enter the spa clous bedroom allotted to the English man. He Is much exhausted, and ns help less as child, and partly hocnuHt I am glnd of some occupation "To divert me from perplexed and miserable thought, partly because I am sorry for tht old man who seems to depend on me, I dis miss tba man servant, and do for him thoat offlVee sa ttperleoeed hand might havt dont better, If leaa tenderly. Tbougb ht apeaka not much, I aet that It sooth and gratifies. I atay with him. tending hlin. changing hla comprcftioa, administering the cooling draught I have prescribed for blm; and tht hours I had dreaded to fact flow on almost unheeded, and In perfect quletud of mind. It la at If 1 had turned the key on It Bluebeard rliaiiiber. At length the fading light apprises ma that tht door of that chamber blunt bt approached again. 1 do ao at Brat with cornpoaure. Hope has rallied In thla still atmoaphere. A evrvant kum-ka and bring in a lamp. I consult tht gold re peater that reta In a pocket above my patient's bead. He opene hla eyea tod IXlUIHl. "What, going r be axka. "Yea; 1 have an engagement; but 1 will look in again to-ulght and aet you befora I gn to bet). 1 am etalng in tht Hteln-8trae, not five minutes' walk from here," Tht old man's countrnsnce has fallen. "Of coune, you have engagement. You muat go to your frlenda. It la good of you to havt stayed with me ao long. It muat bavt been dull nilarrable, sitting In' this gloomy room with a stupid old man, who haan't a word to throw at a dog. And, air, I am grateful to you." "Do not mention It. 1 had nothing elat to do. And now, since 1 am obliged to go, 1 will send you a mice." "A nnmel Need I I it-abaolutely necesaary? Wouldn't one of tht men of tht hotiet do, eh? I am uot used to having women about me." looking down ou Mr. (lough's perturb ed countenance, 1 make a sudden resolve. "If you will bavt nit luatead, and put up with my clumsy ways, I bavt Doth log to do." "Would you. now? Well, that'a kind of you, my lad!" His fare betma with pleaaurt and relief, then aa quickly falla again, aa ht adda, "No, no. Go your waya and aend tht nurse. I cannot ac cept it. You want to tnjoy yourself In llerllu go to tht theatera, and that sort of thing. Thank you all tht same." "I shall bt back again," I explain. Juat as If ht had not epokea; "In, let mt set " I bvsitate. "I cannot exactly aay bow long I ahall bt gone. 1 havt a friend to meet at tbt train, and I must set Itoaen, to explain; but you may rely ou mt thla evening, some time. If sht ahould not come " I stop short. overwhelmed at once by the terrible alg nlflcanct of tht word 1 utter. My telt possession desert a me. Mr. Go ugh lift a bit bead from tbt pillow and regard mt. "My dear boy, you said 'eh a.' It It your slater whose aafety Is threatened? l'rrhapa sht baa got Into trouble, llkt yourself r "It la my betrothed," I groan. "And if sht comet not by thia train, I may concludt Hist aba It In a Kuaalan prison." I aeem to aet ber there, aud sink down besldt tht bed, biding my fact In my bands. I feel a trembling band on my head, and bear a broken voice, feeble and piping, but exceedingly sympathetic, "l'oor ladl Toor lad! And with all thla on your mind, you could yet think of tha trouble of a ttrangcrl Hut, bleaa ua all, look up, my man! The cast Isn't loat yet. Tht young womsn msy come. Never cry out before you're hurt" I rise. "Yea," I ssy, bracing myself, ana drawing a long breath, "xoo art right I cry before I am hurt; and yet not quite. I expected ber yeater day, and tha blowa I bavt sustained bavt bceu crushing onea. Methlnkt if tbit ont descend it will send mt mad." I stand a ftw moment, striving to calm my agitation ere 1 movt toward tha door. "Whatever It bt It must bt met," I say at length. And I go. CHAPTER XIX. "Unter den Linden" It all alight when I descend tha hotel atepa. Strvama of light pour out of almoat tvery door aud window, throwing bright ban across my path. Tbt world of Iterlln Is tmuaing Itself In enay, carelesa, comfortable Ger man fashion. Everybody Is abroad; soma on their way to theaters or concert rooms, others ssuntertiig In pairs, enjoy ing the fine evening. The air is full of gay Tolcea and laughter which, proceed ing from many throats, Is yet blended in to ono contlnuoue note of contentment, likt the hum of a swarm, of beea in a bloHRoiuing Unit tree. One all-absorbing thought engnges mo Maruscha. Neither hopes nor plans for the future only the great uncertain climax centering in Maruscha, which Is advancing, and which 1 hasten trem blingly to meet. The first pemon my eye alights on in the station is the station matter. Ht stands talking to a gentle man, but quietly observant ht sees mt at onct and raise his cap. "Herr Doktor! How It your patient?" ht Inquires. "I trust tht poor old gen tleman will aoou be on hla legs again?" "I havt every reason to believe he will, lit Is fortunately not a feverish subject and at his age fever la what is most to be feared. Ht was as cool as a cucum ber when I left him a while ago." We walk side by side to tht gatt In the barrier. Then the station master re marks: "You art here to meet tht express from Konlgsberg?" "Yes," 1 reply laconically. "Yon have had many disappoint ments," he contluued; "It Is some days since I first observed you waiting." Ht smiles pleasantly. "Your height makes you conspicuous." "Yes," I respond, and involuntarily my breast henvet with a sigh; "I have baen expecting a friend this four days." He rolls back tht gate and Invites me to pass through with him. "I hope your perseverance may be rt warded this evening," he politely hopes. "Ah, here she is!" This, as tht shriek of the whittle la heard. I know uot after this whether he quits me or remains, I am conscious only of the train curving Into the station. The platform Is at once a scene of confusion, iu which I move hither and thither in wild distraction. My eyes dart every where among the alighting passengers, ted Intt tbt rtccteet tf tbt 4!m!y C an I od carriage. It vtla, Newkert sa 1 Maruacha. . Tfcert It a lady la tot tf tht carriaget wko It email tod alight llkt my Miro ha. Her fact la averted. Bbt Is foi led lug her effects from tht bet above ber heaj, and a porter, who la already well ladn, atand read to receive them. I pres forward to tht door. Hht torui turtia to me an old, female face, that peer at me with a etartb-d look from un der a dark traveling hood. I am now darting off toward a group of struggling women near ont of tht luggage vatia. "Vladimir!" Tht voli-t ia Jorou aa tht enrae'ured trill of the lark direct from the gstr of heaven! It la MariiMba'a volet. "Vladimir; 1 am here!" A little gloved hand la retting oa my arm arreting me; Ita touch shoots tt my hpart like an electric ahock and takea away niy breath; 1 look into a pair of blue eyea, upturnitl to me; dancing in joy, brimming with tear deep wells of love, sll mine! Maruscha a eyea! "Marusrha at last!" I gasp. My anna surround her, aud wt klaa each other aa a pair of beautiful lovers might kls when they met In 1'aradise. with the world ami Ita Borrows behind them, aud before them tn eternity of MUkful onion. I suppose it is the platform of a rail way atation 1 am treading, aad not tbt "street of gold." and tht stir aud tur moil of the work-a-day world that la around me, and not the rustle of angel' wings; but It matter not to ma which It l. for it I verily Maruscha who walks beside me, making some ordinary obser vation about ber luggage. Two trunka. I think she soya she baa with her. and aha wind no with "Vlndimlr, thou art not a little bit improved with thy trav el! Thou art aa ahsrut-miuded aa ever! 1 know by thy look that thou hast not taken In a word of what I have been aay lug to thee." I laugh. "And thou, Maruscha. art not yet cured of thy vain bablt; thou art still the same littla scold!" 1 retal late. Aa we art leaving the atation, I man I muat havt seen somewhere before amilea at ma tnd even takea my baud aud presse It In passing. Ab, It la the station master it flaabes on me! I turn and wave back at him. 1 takt off my bat and awing It Ha looka after ua, returning my greeting; with a broadenlug smile. Tht driver etands waiting for orders. "Where shall I tell blm to drt re, Ma- ruacha? Tha aeveutb heaven T" I mur mur mischievously. Maruacha ia ao bewitching when aba asaumea that little air of outraged dig nlty, with her lipa trying to puree, yet trembling with auppreased mirth. "Bteln-Strasae, No. 71)." I aay to tha driver with perfect solemnity. "It la well that lit coniprehenda not thy foollxh talk," observca Maruacha "or bt might takt thee for an escaped lunatic!" (Tt bt continued.) DISLOCATIONS AND SPRAINS. What Sboald Ut Done la Cm of as Accident. A dislocation la the displacement of bones which go to form a joint, aays the Scotsman. One of the commoneet varieties la dislocation of the ahoulder. It ia a good rule never to Interfere with a dislocation. Kuch an Injury roust always be left entirely la the hands of a competent surgeon. Any patient who places himself under the care of a bouewtter la aure to come to grief. To begin with, boucsettera hare no scientific knowledge of the anatomy of the parte they are dealing with, They know nothing of the very compll cated network of arteries, velna and nerves which surround every Joint In the body. The result of thla gross Ignorance la that when a bouesetter tries with un skilled force to reduce a dislocation, he la very liable to cause Injury to the neighboring blood vessels and nerves. The latter get caught between the bonea and become paralysed, with the result that the patient la called upon to suffer unnecessary paiu and distress until relieved by a competent surgeon Time after time we have seen patient thus suffering who had foolishly In trusted themselves to the merciless bands of n boiicscttcr. .When a dislocation occurs the part should be kept absolutely at rest by means of slings and lightly applied bandages until) such time as aurglcal aid can be obtained. There Is no oth er treatment, and to attempt more Is to commit error which may have very fur-reiichlng and disagreeable conse quences. When a. joint Is sprained Its llga me nt s are stretched and torn and the muscles around are bruised and tn many caseB partially torn aa well Blood Is poured out from the bruised tissues Into the Joint, which rapidly becomes swollen. stIJ and painful, more especially when any attempt is nintlo to move It The treatment of sprains la a mat ter of toe greatest Importance, as a neglected sprain always leads to Im perfect recovery of the Joint, which Is very linble to become permanently stiff and immobile. Efforts should be di rected to reduce the swelling and to prevent the Joint from becoming fixed. At first, to allay the pit In and swelling, hot fomentations should be applied for some hours. Then a large pud of cot ton wool should be fixed In position over the Joint by means of a bitndage. Within forty-eight hours, or even less, gentle mnsnnge should be commenced, the Joint being carefully manipulated at the same time. Douching with hot and cold water alternately will be found a useful adjunct to treatment and later friction with oil will aid In restoration of movement. When the Injury has been neglected forcible movement of the Joint will be neces sary, but this ahould always be carried out by a good surgeon. A raw potato placed at the bottom of a Jar of tobacco will keep the to bacco moist, and enable It to retain lis natural aroma. SILENCED. . 4 AN EPISODE IN THE DEFENSE OF fORT ARTHUR. There were daya when the Japanese guns scarcely ceased to shell the fortress from dawn till night The ga spite of the terrific bombardment lenced because, aa In the Illustration, The picture was drawn from a sketch Graphic. NEW AMBASSADOR i3 E tr. H rt&l yM WHITELAW BEID. New York Tribune after Mr. Greeley's death, brought him Into Interna tlonal prominence. Mr. Held took the atump for General Fremont In tha Civil War he waa volunteer ald-de-camp to General Roaecrans In the Weet Virginia campaign; waa war correspondent with the armies of the Cumber land and of the Potomac, and witnessed the battles of bnilon ana uetrys- burg, From 1803 to lSGfl he waa librarian to the House of Representatives and correspondent at Washington for the Cincinnati Gazette, of which paper he subsequently became a part owner, after trying lila hand in the fields of Alabama and Louisiana aa a cotton planter. In 1868 the literary and news paper work of Mr. Retd came so favorably to the attention of Horace Gree ley that thla famous editor Invited Mr.' Reid to come to New York and asso ciate himself with him on the Tribune. When Mr. Greeley was candidate ror President he placed the paper In Mr, Reld'a charge. In 1892 Mr. Reid was candidate for Vice President on the Republican ticket with Mr. Harrison. As minister to France and when special ambassador to Great Britain for the Jubilee of Victoria, and later to the coronation of King Edward, as well as commissioner to Paris for the treaty of peace between Spain and the United States, Mr. Reid received warm welcomes. His list of publica tion, Including works on war and expansion, have made him famous among savants. --- t THE COMMUNISTIC CHICKEN. Ht-H Mr. Sanderson and his wife were picking their way across the small plot of. ground "which separatee their home from that of the Mitchells, at whose house they had just bad dinner. "MoHt agreeable people." comment ed Mr. Sanderson, genially, "and an excellent dinner." "Y-es." snld Mrs. Saudersou, not very enthusiastically. "Those broilers were perfect." con tinued Mr. Sanderson. "I wonder why we can't have such chickens? Oh, I believe he said they were of his own raising, didn't he " "Yes." Mrs. Sanderson replied with awakening spirit, "that was what he said, and it vexed me so I could hard ly keep still." " 'Vexed' you?" 'questioned Mr. San derson. "Yes, snd It would vex you If you had any spunk," returned Mrs, San derson. "We raised those chickens, James Sauderson!" "What do you mean?" asked.. Mr. Sanderson, In bewilderment "We've never had a chicken on our place." "Yes, we have the Mitchells' chick ens have been there all summer!" re torted Mrs. Sanderson. "If It hadn't been for my garden thoso broilers wouldn't have been half so fine. And when everybody was praising them, all I could think of waa the garden seeds and vegetables those birds h&vs de voured since they were hatched In the spring!. And there Mr. Mitchell sat, tnd took all thoat compliments as y. : i 1 w r t llant defenders atuck to their work la Sometimes, Indeed, a gun waa only ai- there waa none left alive to man It by a correspondent of tba London TO GREAT BRITAIN. Whltelaw Reid, chosen ambassador to Great Britain to aucceed Joaeph H. Choate, la known to two hemis pheres aa a man of affairs with wide experience of the' world, having ex tensively traveled; accustomed to deal Ing with eminent people and a thor oughly achooled master of diplomacy, Tried aa United States minister to France, be made an enviable reputa tion for himself aa diplomat and ZA statesman. Covering so many fields In hla busy career, Mr. Reld la credited YfcWw-lth the ripe Judgment that makes him valuable In any mission selected A for bim by hla country. Born Oct 27, 1837, near Xenla, Ohio, he was graduated when still young from Miami University, taking scien tific honors of his class, and subse quently given degrees by several uni versities. Entering the political field. he soon assimilated a great knowledge of editorial work, which later, when he became the principal owner of tha calmly aa If they really belonged to him! "It think it was very poor taste," Mrs. Sanderson concluded, with dig nity, "with us right there nt the table. It would have been merely decent to have bought chickens when we dined there." The Baby Beetle's Cradle. ' If, at almost any time of the year, we walk through the woods where the red, scarlet, black or pin oaks are growing that Is, where we find those that ripen their acorns lu two seasons, and therefore belong In the pin-oak group we shall probably find on the ground fallen branches that vary In size from that of a iead pencil to that of one's thumb, or even larger. These, at the broken end,, appear aa If cut away within the wood, so that only a thlu portion is left Under the bark. Within the rather uneven cut, general ly near the center of the growth, is a small hole tightly plugged by the "powder post" of a beetle larva. Split open the branch or twig, when a bur row will be seen, and the little, white, soft, hard-Jawed larva that made It will be found, or perhaps the Inactive pupa. St Nicholas. That Explained It. Troud Farent And Just think she plays that away an' never tuck a les son In her life! - Bored Guest Oh, that's what's the matter, is It? Baltimore American. It is better to keep in the old rut, than to climb out only to rail in tha ditch by tho wayside. A man can get sick now almost as easy as he can sin, and you all know how easy that is. NATURE A KIND MOTHER. (A 12.4 Ciiilm 3 T. 'tUi th Usuil Aalaaal Injuries. How many weak and timkl creat ures thtra are In the worlJ, with neilh er teeth and claws for their protection armor for their defense, nor speed with which to escape their enemies! Ono can hardly understand why thty have not all been killed and eaten up long ago. Nature la. however, k!oder to theat poor animals than she seems; for If she baa left them defenceless against attack, slit has given them a marvelous power of recovery from in juries. When a tiny lizard baa to scamper for hla life in search of a crack In tht rock, be often has "so closo a call" that bis pursuer snaps off his tall just as he whisks Into safety. A loat like this would kill most larger animals. but not the little lizard. He simply walta round quietly until a new tall grows, and then la as well off ss be fore, except that tbt new tall has a flexible rod of cartilage where the old one bad a backbone. If an earthworm happens to be re tiring to hla holt when a robin la out looking for breakfast there Is spt to be a lively tug of war between tht eater and the breakfast Not infre quently the bird gets the tall end of the worm, while the other half crawls sway Into aafety. Not even a lizard could Burvlve aucb treatment aa this. but the earthworm is. In ability to re cover from Injuries, almost as much superior to the lizard as the lizard is to us. He grows s new half-body to replace the one which haa been de voured, and seems to mind his loss no more than a boy minds having his hair cut. There are, besides, some snall-Ilks water-worms which quite outdo the earthworm In bearing up against mis fortune. If one of these chances to lone hit entire head, In a week or so sometimes In only four or Ave days- be grows a new one, brain, eyes, and all, and is as well off as ever. Even If a hungry fish gets two bites at bim. so that he loses both bead and tall, the worm can patch himself out with new members and go about his busi ness a a before. Tbey have even beea known to get divided into two pieces about equal In size, snd each piece grow a new half-body, to that ther were two entire worms In place; of one. . J After this It will easily be guessed that if the bead end of the worm hap pens to be split half way down he will prow two new sides and become Y- shaped with two heads. Or if the tail end Is split new sides grow and a two-' tailed worm la made. Sometimes ono or two new heads develop close behind the old one In the angle of the Y. In deed, the little creature seems to have a sort of mania for making new heads and talis wherever he finds a chance. If, therefore, the worm, after receiv ing several wounds, manages to es cape with his life from the cuts which happen to open forward, little bead grow out and from those opening back ward little talis no doubt greatly to hla embarrassment But what of tha cut-off heads and tails? Do they make new bodies and become whole animals sgaln? Not usually. The severed head seems to become confused, so that It does not know what to do. If it lives It Is most apt to produce another head like Itself and change Into two heads placed neck to neck so that they look In opposite directions. So, too, the severed tall, equally foolish, doubles Itself and be comes two useless tails growing end to end. , But isnt this really quit Impossi ble? A head or a tall or even a half body cannot get food. If It cannot eat It cannot grow: and that Is ail there la about It Well, it is true that a fragment cannot eat But still It can make the new part out of Its own tis sue. So the animal keeps getting smaller as It becomes more nearly complete, until, when the new part Is finished, the whole body may be no more than the tenth part of its proper size. The reconstructed animals art therefore forced to begin life over again like young worms. In time, however, they grow up to full size. When a head end makes a new head1 instead of a tail, or a tail makes a new tall Instead of a head, the little creat ures must necessarily waste away and1 ! tile. St. Nicholas. Native Drest in Tibet. The native dress of Tibet consists essentially of a very wide gown five and a half fevt long, with long sleeves, tightened In at the waist and gathered' up m as not to fall below the ankles of the men of quality, or the towns men, uor below the knees of the com mon eople, who have much walking, and work to do. Thus gathered up, the gown puffs ont at the breast, form ing n huge pocket. At night the wear er lets it fall ami Is thus wrapped up from his ears to his feet, as In a bed. TiU'tan women wear the same gown It Is called a "chuba" letting It hang down to the ankle. Their dress varies according to the locality jto which they belong. Got What He " After. "Did he marry for money?" "Yes." "And did he get It?" "He did. I understand she makes, blm a cash allowance of $2.50 a week." Cleveland Plain Dealer. Kha Was Going Hoax My wife went out to shop to-i day aud lost a pocketbook containing jyo. Joax Did she lose It going ta the stores or coming back)! Hoax i Going. I said there was money la It! didn't I? Philadelphia Record. Some men possess the ability to tura their cheeks of brass into pots of golL