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"The woisau who l-ttate is lost"
The woman who speculates uiervtj
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There Is in any a hard frost ahead of
tho prematurely budding presidential
booms for f '
About th niot terrific combination
that has developed up to (Lite 1 an In
toxicated chauffeur aud an automo
bile.
Investment cpea outald the savin
backs than hart th Gennaus. But
again, tney dont feel the pressure that '
force th accumulation of fuada fcr
the rainy day, Tbey alway except
In the periods of bad tlnie expect
that the Income wlH-weep coming In
all right As the preeeur for liveli
hood gets great we may expect our
saving depoalta to grow enormously,
and especially eo since our resource
and average Income bere will permit
vastly greater accumulations than In
Germany, when our people at last set
themselves to the effort
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VI r. Ware Is a poet but when he
gets to UlUntf about the pension office
there Is more truth than poetry In bis
observation.
When one reada the story of a man
who after pleading guilty to man-
slaughter la eeutenced to six month'
Imprisonment nd of another who af
ter pleadlug guilty to the theft of W
a:i B10C3 CtllJ llll COLfS DimSL
Our white bUxvl cell are a aanltary police
force, ever on the alert to arrest dlce pro
ducing microbe, The practical mind concerns
itsvlf wlta th qact:oi of what may be done to
strengthen th hand of theM, our mlcrvacoplc
defender, which, of course, are numberet by
lullltona In each Individual bod). We all know
that t high standard of the general health rep-
J resents a condition which must be favorable to
tie vtlatity of our white blood cell. Again, In many canea,
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There ire o many way of adulter
ating milk nowaday that you can't
be sure of the genuineness even of the
creme de la crenie.
centa U sentenced to three years' penal ! can prevent, by aanltary care, the eutrance of microbe
ervltud the first thought la that such j cn deatroy them by meana of disin
fectants, inea meaturt' are, nowever, or umittM extent.
A Wisconsin dog, by stepping on the
trigger of a gun, shot a boy. Keep
the guns away from the dogs aa well
a from the children.
a pair of seuteuce as that could only
be pocalble In a barbarous land where
Injuntlce and malic maaqueraded aa
Justice and right Yet Jut such sen
tence In Jut uch case were given
In the criminal court of London one
day a couple of week ago. Aud what
la more they exhibited a dl-vrlmlnatlng
and Intelligent administration of Jus-
They reprewn: rather extraneous aid than means calcu
lated to tncreaxe the vigor of our defending army.
Nature helpa ua In part by raualng the development in
the stricken body of principles known as "antitoxin,"
which, reoulUug from the multiplication of genua thetn
olve ultimately cause their death. The white blood
cells, in addition to their powera of destroying microbe by
Inventing and surrounding them, sppear, In their turn, to
tlce, far In advance of the courts of our! produce certain chemical principles to which the name
Alexleff has been promoted again.
Ferhapa the Csar Is raising Alexleff up
so that the bump will be good and
bard when be bits the bottom.
The womeu of Finland are demand
ing suffrage. Doubtless tfiay will be
able to get the sympathy of th women
of Iowa without much trouble.
Thing go wrong In thi world with
out any help, but the things that go
right would be appreciated If It were
not for the effort they require.
The Russian brand of patrlotlam crny
be Judged from th fact that about
talf the population would leave the
country If they could get safely over
the border.
Rwsell Sage's nephew has gone on
the stage a a member of the chorus lr
one of the musical comedies. If he had
been Russell's niece he might hare be
gun a a prima donna.
At Fannlngton, Me., recently a girl
15 year old was married to a man
who had ten children.' lie should be
compelled to put a tag on her to that
there may be no danger of a mix-up.
Walter Wlnans, In his new book on
the revolver, has a chapter on -Shooting
in self defense." The gist of his
advice is to hit the other fellow before
be bits you, which la quite a simple
matter.
forefathers, ajid In advance. Indeed, of
most of the courts of to-day. The mur
der In question was committed In a fit
of passion by a man of excellent repu
tation, who had aimed rather to fright
en than to injure the woman whose
life he took. The Judge felt that the
crime had brought Its own punishment.
anu that the criminal would be a bet
ter rather than a worse member of so
ciety In the future because of the aw
ful lesson he had received. The theft
was committed by an able-bodied man.
who made hla living by "short-chang
ing" shopgirl. lie had been a swin
dler and thief from his boyhood, and
repeated sentences. Including a pre
vious on to three year' hard labor,
bad not caused him to reform. He
waa manifestly a beast of prey, and a
permanent menace to society, lie was
put out of harm' way for as long a
term as the law would permit The
modern world Is learning that It has
to deal with such a thing as profes
sional crime, which must be pnnlahed
In a manner different from other kinds
of crime. Its knowledge Is the result
of a psychological development an In
creased Insight Into human conduct
Future criminal codes are bound to
show the effects, and It 1 perhaps not
rash to say that however flourtdhlng
crime as a trade Is to-day, the time
will come when society will no more
tolerate It than It would cannibalism
or the burning furnace of BaaL
"alexlua'' has beeu given. If we can Increase this power
on the part of the white blood cells of rcsUttug germ
attack It is obvious another and powerful weapon would
be placed In our hands In the w ar agalttHt disease.
Suppose that to the blood ef an animal some stimulating
substsnce or other has been added. This I the stage of
preparation. A few hours later let us Imagine that Inocu
lation with microbe of well known character 1 performed.
In place of succumbing to a dose sufficient to produce
serious results In an unprotected animal. It Is found that tt
actually resists the Inoculation of an amount of germs ex
ceeding by forty or fifty times the amount capable of ren
dering It seriously affected. This alone Is an Important
discovery, for It shows that the natural defense of the living
body against disease attack la capable of being strength
ened. If the further application of this principle be carried
out we may well find ourselves face to face with one ef
the most valuable researches of our day In respect of Its
power of routing the Invaders of our frames that are re
sponsible for so much pain, misery aud link of premature
death.
The King of Bervl wants to borrow
fS.000,000 and la willing to give his
kingdom a eecurlty. The trouble with
the king's scheme Is that no prudent
person would wlah to foreclose In case
the Interest were not paid.
Th Boeton Art Museum ha recent
ly acquired a tore letter thirty-five
hundred years old. It la written on a
brick and is addressed to an Egyptian
lady. In those daya it was not always
an insult to throw a brick at one's
sweetheart, and there was no danger
of carrying such a letter forgotten in
one's pocket
When two New Hampshire children,
5 and 7 year old, who got lost and
spent the night in the woods with only
the family cat for company, were
asked the next morning if they were
not afraid, the younger one replied,
"Why, nol We had kitty with us.
Many an older person, alone In the
woods save for the companionship of
a dog, has felt the same sense of se
curity.
The woman who complained that be
fore marriage her lover brought her
flowers, while as husband he subetl
tutes beets and celery, should bave
been grateful Instead of fault-finding.
The lover has only to look out for
enough Ice cream and flower; the
father supplies the rest After mar
riage the case Is different More things
are to be provided. With meat flour
and the necessaries of life as high in
price a they are at the present time
Che wife should be thankful If to a
good supply of these the husband adds
a few vegetable also. In this world
even sentiment has to give place to the
necessaries of life.
Wobern Abbey.
The Duchess of Bedford, who died
In 1850, was rather weakmlnded. and
unhappily her education did little to
dlsguis the defects which nature had
Imposed upon her. Her great dread
was to have a visitor at Woburn abbey
who would ask her bard questions
about the foundation and history of
the abbey. So if she had a savant in
the party she always asked a man of
higher rank to meet him, so that she
might not be taken In to dinner by
the savant Once, as bad luck would
bave It ahe got Lord Stanhope, the
historian, who, though he bad to take
her In to dinner, was none the less a
sat ant As soon as he sat down to
dinner he began the dreaded Inquiries
about the date of the abbey. The poor
duchess, much fiustrated, said:
"I have a very poor head for these
historical things, but I will tell you all
I know. The founder was a crusader
who, finding himself In great danger
In battle, vowed that if be got home
to Europe safe he would do anything
the Pope told him. He got back safe
and went to Rome, and the Pope told
him to build a Cistercian abbey, and
be built Woburn abbey. That's all I
know."
Lord Stanhope said, "That is exactly
what I wanted, for lf.you can tell me
which Pope it was I can approximate
ly fix the date."
"Oh," said the duchess, "I always
understood it was the Pope of Rome I"
Manchester Guardian.
CMRCH MIGHT PtOflTABLY ADOPT 10DGE PlAi
In my church work I have been where we,
have had our full share of poor members whom
the deacons looked after faithfully according to
their lights and traditions. Hut some there were
who. It seemed to me, while ttot unduly sensitive,
snd evidently needy, utterly refused to receive aid
from the church because it was regarded as a
charity and not as a right And this view the
recipient of aid seemed to fatl In with by de
grees, aa-1 lost their self respect Instead of being helped
snd comforted, they were crushed.
A young couple who had been In our town several
weeks, we heard, had fallen Into trouble. The husband,
an interesting young man of very good adJress, had been
suddenly taken lit When I visited his lodgings, which
were commodious and with pleasant surroundtngs, I found
two other young men present cheering up the couple. They
had never seen the newcomers before, kut this was rther
bard to realize, for they seemed like members ef one fsm
Uy. This wss my first acquaintance with the workings
of a lodge. The young men were lodge representatives. I
learned from the patient subsequently how delightfully he
'bad been nursed and entertained without cost. Incurring
j i a !
no sense of obllgsttoa except that arising from good fel
lowship and kindred altuv They paid their money fur Just
such contingencies and were receiving but their own.
Th more I thought of it the more my couvlctlon was
strengthened that the lodge' plan might be adopted In
many .tvspecta by th church to Its great advantage lu
every way. more especially to those who art couttnually in
fear of an unprovided and gloomy futur.
I wUu that I could portray so a to auggeat hi general
make up, one of the most unaffected, cheerful and aturdy
Christian men that 1 have ever encountered. He waa a
little Kngllsliman, a Journeyman tailor. It was a Mil day
when he made a dollar and a half, and he had a pretty
large f amity to support but no other man gav a much
for beuevolent object In proportion to hla mean. No on
was more prompt than he at the weekly meeting. Hut
he also steadily attended the meeting of hi lodge, to the
great distrust of some of the brethren, who had not the
faintest Idea of what the seeret mx-lety waa Intended for.
This man Is Introduced that he may give his testimony,
which, though brief, Is to the point. When aked hy he
went to the lodge, he said that In case of sickness or dis
tress his want were provided for. and ho waa Injured of
that by hla payment of hi weekly dues aud was under no
obligation to any man.
"loes not the church offer a maehr I asked. "No,"
he replied promptly, "It would bo considered at an alms
on both side and I could never conseut to It"
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HUP VNOXDS IN TKIIR PLACE
mr fleresr rMm.
"Adjectives you csn do anything wlihT said
Ilumpty Dumpty to Alice, aud be went on to in
form her that when he made a word do a lot of
work he always paid It eitra. Ilumpty Duntpty'a
mind aud methods, however, were original, and
tt Is certain that an ordinary mortal nowadsya
cannot do what be like with an adjective, for,
like children who have ceased to "keep their
place" through the Injudicious behavior of their
elder, adjectives have become unruly and tyrannic!, aud
even adverbs display a tendency to get flagrantly out of
hand.
Persona of pronounced Individuality tend, of course, to
choose and employ nnusual and distinctive adjectives, but
the g-nerallty of people merely follow the fashlou In their
choice. In I'epys' day mighty aud mightily had a vogue,
In Fanny Bumey's monstrous, prodigious, vastly, and a
vast deal, while Jane Ansten's "quizzes" aud "agreeable
rattles" used excessive shocking, excessive dlisgreeable.
etc., where we now simply and solely employ awful and
awfully.' Nauseating, a word which one may And iifd of
a bonnet or a petticoat In the eighteenth century, Is now
fortunately extinct In uch a sense. Chaste, which some
years since was employed of a cushion cover or of the
pattern of a hearth rug, 1 relegated with unique to the
description of doubtful article In shop windows. Art has
beeu cruelly turned into an adjective by upholstrrcra, and
so thoroughly demoralized that we can no longer rely on
It to express our meaning. Art muslins, art color, and
art carpets have had their blighting effect on the word,
and some steps should, I think, be taken to prevent a fur
ther degradation of honest, reliable word, or who knows
I RAM'S HORN BIA8T3.
Wrlag KetMCattln IM ttirkee'
. sttpcatance.
f p 01) often snys,
i yiJ (Cyi-Walt;" but b
y never say.
ttj , -orry.
ilW-J No trial comes
without a tri
umph In tt some
where.
The bands are
apt to think that
they make the
clock go.
Money ran do
everything except
the things we want tt to do.
Men must enter Into the eternal for
the Infinite has entered Into them.
You tuny build your own fortune,
but you 11I Heed Cod for the archi
tect The love of money never yet lived
lu th same bouse with the love of
man.
Men may differ on their theories of
sun-a(K)ta, but they agree on. the suu
shine. Keep your faith with (lod ami you
will ttot be so likely to lose your faith
In man.
Some men are like matches; there
la nothing In thwlr be.id until you
strike them.
A man who will only be aa hottest
as he has to be will be aa dishonest
a he can b.
A soon a the Christian forget hi
Master h Is likely to stub hi toe vu
some mystery.
Home men think they are mighty
rnirlnes because their ?aky boiler
make much noise.
A man may be very tender In pray
er and yet avail him nothing If ho 1
cruel to hi beast.
When a man I commissioned by
Ood he I not golpg to turn back on
account of the roiumnnd of men.
A good man may stand on danger
on rock Ilk a lighthouse, but he
must not sail among them or be will
be a wreck.
VILLAGE CONSCIENCE.
laatrurtlve, but frequently Hreedtr
of Khsfcj kmpecubiUiy.
A familiar figure appeared on th
witness stand th other day iu th
breach -of promise suit brought by a
young woman against a uui-rtod matt,
a veteran borse trsder from a Pennsyl
vania town. Th wit nes. a young
woman from that town, testified that
she ssw the defendant taking dinner
with the complainant In a Pittsburg
restaurant, and. Mug convinced that
he was "considerably out of place
where he was," she "spoke right out"
"How's your wife?" she asked hi in.
fc!ti lha Ia tm.Aftii.p m r.mp lMlr
where It will stop? We m.y see In shop window bonnets u H .
ticketed as morsl. trimmings as virtuous, parasols as In-
spiring, and curtain materials as elevating in tone, and cer
tain kinds of millinery may be described as being of the
higher millinery! A society ought to be formed for keeping
words in their place, and a flue lufllcted on all those who
persistently misuse them.
The people of the United States hare
about two-fifths a much money in sav
ings banks as have the people of all
the rest of the world together. The to
tals, aa Just published by the govern
rnent, are $3,OGO,000,000 for this coun
try and 17,600,000,000 for all other
.countries which gather savings bank
statistics. That shows that we are a
wealthy people, but It does not show
that we are a saving people. Indeed,
a closer Investigation shows quite the
reverse. Take Germany, for instance.
There more than one In four of the
people of the nation, Including men,
jromen and children, have savings
bank account. The average deposit
is $147.38 for each depositor. That
ahow the most widespread economy
and heaping np of pennies. In this
country, tn contrast leu than one in
ten of the people hare savings ban;
account, but th average deposit Is
very orach greater ftiaSQ for each
lepoottor. That show what we can
3o If we want to, but that w dont
generally want to. Another way of ap-
proachlnff the nguree empnaaue tne
point Thar la actually more money
ia earlrs bsnlr to Germany for each
inhabitant of th country than ther la
bera. Th figure Is f30.2S lu Germany
TLe Jaw-Breaker Families.
The appended personal paragraphs
from a Minnesota country weekly may
provoke the scorn or the wrath, of
narrow "Americans," but In the broad
er view they are reasons for rejoicing.
They show that the aliens of a few
years back are assimilating, being In
corporated Into the national life, be
coming the kind of citizens it Is worth
while to notice In the papers.
L. Glubka Is helping J. Droskowdkl
put up bay.
Mr. and Mrs. Frank Januzewnki, of
Perbam, visited with Mr. and Mrs.
Martin Wojechowskf last week.
August JasdzewskL John Kardash
and Joe Lapos were at North Prairie
Sunday. t .
Vincent and 'Clara Wotska visited
with Mr. and Mrs. Paul Krottochlnsky
at Swan River Sunday.
Hrfw She Wm Won.
Old Friend So you have at last
consented to marry some one. How
did It happen? Miss Flippant Well,
every man that has ever proposed be
fore haa said, "Will" you be ny wifeT"
But Harold asked me If be might
bave the honor of being my husband.
Detroit Free Press.
Getting at the Cause.
"The great problem of the age ap
pears to be how to prevent divorces."
"No problem at all If you go at it
right"
"How would you go at It r
"By stopping marriages, of course,'
Mined State Journal.
ALTON HALL lie In the beau
tiful valley of the Connecticut
a dozen miles or more from
Deerfield, Masa. Shaded by elm and
garlanded by woodbine, which clam
bers unrestrained over pillared portico
and spreading gambrel roof, the state
ly old house presents an attractive
picture. Meadows and tobacco fields
for miles down the valley fill the fore
ground of the enchanting view which
the quaint many-paned windows com
mand, while the blue beginnings of
the Berkshire rise In the distance, to
fringe with rugged Bky line the broad,
historic valley.
. Fertile and peaceful as Is now the
scene, many are the tales of the In
dian, King Philip and his warriors.
who once roamed up and down It en
tire length. And upon a neighboring
hill of trap rock, which rise abruptly
from the plain and Is called by cour
tesy a mountain. Is the famous over
banging rock known as King Philip's
seat
It was early one bright June morn
Ing when all the hillside thickets were
abloom with mountain laurel and the
flelds a-hum with farm laborers, that
a slender girl In black riding habit
cantered gayly down the drive from
Ilalton Hall, chirping, singing to her
mare from sheer excess of blithe spir
its "Now, Dolly, off for King Philip's
seat!" she caroled. " 'Tis a steep road,
to be sure, but you'll take me up, Doll,
won't you? Now, then, hoop-la! and
away!"
Half way down the path, however,
ahe quickly reined In, her carefree ex
preHsion giving place to one of kindly
Interest and even sympathetic concern.
"Why, Hall" ahe exclaimed, stretching
forth her hand, "you here? Are you
strong enough yet? I'm so glad, of
course, If you are, but I supposed the
doctor's orders were that you re
main "
"Well, to tell the truth," wa the
reply, as she paused, "I've run away,
The smell of the freeh earth wa Just
too alluring. It's such ages, don't you
know, since I've been over to the HalL
If you were going away, though "
be added tentatively.
"Oh, I'm to sorry, HaL If it were
only for a ride, of course, I'd give it up
this minute. But It an engagement
Mr. Thorndlke " the stopped
abruptly and a furious blush over
spread her expressive face, while the
color, which bad mounted to the tem
ples of her companion upon their meet
ing, now faded away and. was succeed
ed by a pallor equally Intense. Con
quering almost Immediately her mo
mentary confusion, she went on, calm
ly, "I promised Mr. Thorndlke that I
would show him the view from King
Philip's seat this morning. He 1 prob
ably waiting for me now at the crossroads."
"I am glad yon told me so frankly.
Bess." wa the quiet reply. "I'll I'll
come over again some other day, that
If you'll save a day for me, when
Mr. Thorndlke Isn't there," he could
not help adding.
Of course I will," aatd Bess, lg-
noting bis last clause. For a moment
there was a silence, while Hal looked
Into her eyes as If to read bcr Inmost
soul. At last he said: "Well, I'll wlah
you happlneas when the time comes."
adding sadly, "If it's got to be. I sup
pose I am not qualified to set myself
up as a Judge of htm, so I'll say not a
word; only well, a pleasant ride, Bess
dear."
"Good-by, Hal," she replied, smiling
kindly. But Iturtead of chirruping at
once to Dolly, she paused a moment
and putting out her hand again 1m
pulslvely, added: "You know, don't
you, Hal, you will always be my old
chum?"
"Yea. I suppose that's something,"
be said, grimly, "but now off with
you! Good luck! Oh, I say, Bess, I'll
watch for you on the 'sear with my
glasH, shall I."
Yes, do. And 1 11 wave my hand
kerchief," she called over bcr shoul
der.
For a full minute be watched her
yearningly. "Don't be an ass," be
muttered to himself, squaring hi
shoulders. "The fellow' probably all
right You're sore yourself, that's all,
Bess wouldn't mind your being poor,
Only she's known you too long to care
for you, except as a chum. You re
very lucky map to have had such a
chum so many years. Here's luck,
Bess, old girl!"
He drank an imaginary toast grave
ly, facing the direction ahe had taken.
Then be slowly pacea nomewara, lean
ing heavily en his stick. Half an hour
later he wa sitting under the apple
trees In hi own yard, from time to
time looking through a pair of Held
glasses toward the perpendicular red
cliff, which culminate in the pinnacle
already described.
Meanwhile, Bess galloped swiftly
but tees merrily, toward the crossroads.
Something now teemed amiss. Even
the Impact of her horse's hoof upon
the high road bad a lea assured sound.
6be wondered vaguely whether the
wind had not become chill, and ah re
membered afterward looking up at titt
your wlf?"
Everyone wtll recognize th! wltnes
the embodiment of the Village Con
science. She saw a married man old
enough to know better taking dinner
with a young woman In the city. Her
utv. as she read It was plain to her.
cloudle sky to see If It had become The argument of a flighty generation
overcast. Presently, however. Edgar tntt n wt( not her tielghUr's keep
Thorndlke put his bay alongside Dolly, ffi ,ntt gn, WM ,10t fneii Ul,0ll to
ana me nue up me steep meiine uaa ..bult ," did not weigh with her. If
begun. th -,,!, woman did not know that
The mornng was exhilarating and t.hlB -n.nn.niou was married, she
Jf!.,?!. ?bmR' "I' fTJ "t t told; If he did. why. then.
It difficult to shake off the depress on b rpmlndP(, of
flagged, except for conventional com- J .. , , f()rn, of , cn.
,mn .7. .TJ'i0" TL ioriou. village opinion, must be heard
ley which from time to time obtained.
At length the summit was reached and
the borse tethered among the saplings.
"I am never tired of this view,"
naid lie, after a moment of silence.
I used to come here as a child. But,
please don't stand on that loose earth
so near the edge."
Two days later Bess rode Into Hal's
under the battlements of that rsstle
In Spain. "How's your wife?" asked
th determined neighbor woman.
Such 1 th wont of the Village Con
science . It 1 an Intrusive thing; It
I barp-tongued. It la a butter-In; but
It often acta as a bracer to a coiirso of
conduct that may need It It keep
tabs on the ways of village people. It
minds other people's business, partlcu-
apple orchard. Seeing him In his re- wnen 0lu,T v""' "
cutting chair on the Inwn, she dls-! themselves. If It does Hot add to the
motmtwl atul walked toward him. For Joys of village life. If It sometimes nar-
some reason, as she took his outstretch-1 row th village horizon, and In tho
ed hand, noted his wan smile and form or iaie gossip unguis nis..a 0I
heard his pleasant, "Well, Bess?" she blessea, nevertheless It makes for dec
found it bard to sneak. Flnallv she orum, possibly for character. Incident-
said softly: "Hal, I've come to tell you ally, It Is pronauiy a minor expiana
tlon of the constant emigration from
the small town to the great cities.
New York Mall.
what you weren't able to bear th.tj
other day. I hardly know bow to say
it, though. You see, when Mr. Thorn
dlke slipped down to that crevice. Into
which he could Just get one foot and
one hand, I thought 'If Hal were only
tiie Vnti aa mv fli-nt thstiio-ht wna
of you. Then I remembered that yoti,' Punj ' c"ro;
HOW U"C milinvvi l.n.n I (innv.s
A Blave of Prosperity.
Mra. Torter had married late In life,
and married a rich mnn, after year
said you would be watching us. At
first that didn't help me any, but all
of a midden I recalled the day you
taught me the signal code. It wa so
long ago that I was afraid I couldn't
remember the letters,, but I tried as
hard as I shall ever try tor anything
In my life, for I realized at once what
it would mean. One by one the neces
sary letters for 'help' and 'rope came
back to tne; and though I couldn't be
suro you'd see my handkerchief at all,
somehow I Just knew you would, Hal.
Of course, I expected you to send help,
not come yourself.
"And now comes the hardest part of
what I bave to tell you the hardest
and the dearest Hal, when you were
bending over the cliff to lower the rope
I discovered something. I discovered
that I cared more for your safety than
for "than for anything else' In th
whole world, dear." Indianapolis Sun.
one of Mrs. Porter's old nelghtxir of
another who had In-en visiting tho
bride of a year, "Ihhs sho appear sat
isfied?" "Oh, yes, he satisfied and happy,
and all that" sold the old friend, slow
ly, "but you know folks can't get wont
ed to things all of a sudden; and so
'there will como times now an' again
' when Annabel looks as If the kettle
was b'llin' over and she was tied hand
and foot so she couldn't get to the
stove. It's not for me to sny how she
feels."
Not at All Up to Duie.
"She eloped with her father's coach
man." "How common."
"Indeed, yes; and they have tho
loveliest chauffeur, too." Cleveland
Leader.
Oasis of Ills Esteem.
"It is proper to respect an office tin
der th government," said the patriotic!
citizen, "even If you do not happen
to approve of the man who holds It"
"Of course," answered Senator Sor
ghum.' "It 1 to the office that the sal-
your
A Clean Sweep,
"Didn't that burglar Uke
breath away?"
"No, he left that. It was about the
only thing he didn't take." Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
You can see some pretty ' points
shont a crlrl of sixteen, and relolce In
ary and ptvqalMtM are attached, not them without any fear that she li
to the Individual." Waahlngton Star. 1 mad, up,
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