No Appetite . Means loss of vitality, vigor or tone, and Is often a pre cursor of prostrating sick ness. This b why it is tcrious. The best thing you can do is to take the great alterative and tonic Hood'sSarsaparilla Which has cored thousands. tadeou Broke Tha Up. Tlert trt erjr few things that et rap tbs botk't of collegt students when tbey appear eu mi sat. This wu demonstrated at an uptowa theater tha other tTeolug when a stirring inelo drama waa being enacted, aaja the I'hiladnlphla Itecord. A group of ten tudenta occupied the front row of tha taleonj. Just Mow thein aat a party of young women. It waa when tha beautiful heroin waa about to b thrust out ou the mercy of a pitiless world that trasedy waa turned Into comedy. True to feminine emotional nature, the feeling of th group of .women aforesaid wer ao wrought up that teara began to flow. There waa a baity atruggle for handkerchief a. a deep dlTt Into pockets and baga and then a ptusa. Only on of th alx glrla had bad th forealght to provld herself with a handkerchief. With a sympathetic glaure of com prehension ah wiped the teara from her own eyee and then passed the bit of linen along. One by one th weep ing maidens dabbed their eyes with th handkerchief and then It waa smug gled back to the owner and the game of progressive handkerchief waa begun again. The atudenta aaw all this, and one of them took a handkerchief from fala pocket to wipe away Imaginary teara and passed It along the line. Ixud Maoba" drew attention to them. In a moment the bouse waa convulsed with laughter, and It waa only after mana gerial Interference that the by-play waa atopped and the alx maldena with th on handkerchief wer spared fur ther mortification. Doing Great Work. Florlsant, Mo., Dee. 19. (8peclal) That Dood'a Kidney Pills ar doing a great work In coring th more terri ble forma of Kidney Diaaaef tneb a Brlgbt'a Disease, Dropsy and Diabetes, everybody knows. Bat it must also be noted that they are doing a atill greater work in wiping ont theourand of case of the earlier stages of Kidney Disease. Take for instance Mrs. Peter Barteau, o! this place. Blieaya:t "I have been subject to pains in try back and knees (or alout three years, but since I have been taking Dodd'a Kidney Filial I have been entirely cured." Others her tell similar stories. In fact, in thia part of Miisouri there are scores of people who have cured the early symptoms of Kidney Disease with Dodd's Kidney Pills. Th dm of the Great American Kidney Remedy tbns saved not only th lives of Kidney Dis ease victims, bat thousands of other Americans from years of sufferings. New Uses for Roller Skates. Little Johnny Say, pa, will you bny me a pair of roller skates? Pa What In the nam of common sense do you want with a pan: of roller skates? Little Johnny Why, pa, I want to use tbem for mowing the lawn In sum mer and shoveling aaow In winter. What else could I use them for, pa Cincinnati Enquirer. A man should weigh 2U pouada for ev ery foot of his height. Columbus. Ohio. Mar lo. iqo. Bome four years ago I waa suffering from impure blood and a general run down condition of the system. I had no appetite, was losing Ccsb, and bad an all cone tired feclimr that made me misera ile. I began the use of S . S. &, and after taking seven or eight bottles mjr skin waa cleared of all emotions and took on a ruddy, healthy glow that assured me that tny blood had been restored to its nor mal, healthy condition. My appetite was restored, aa I could eat anything put be fore me, and as I regained my appetite I increased in weight, and that "tired feel ing" which worried me so much disap peared, and I was once again my old self. I heartily recommend S. S. 5. as the best blood purifior and tonic made, and strongly advise its use to all those in need ot eucb medicine. victor Stubbins. Cor. Borthman and Washington Avcs. Wheeling, W. V., May 33. iqoi. My system was rundown and my joints oched and rained me considerably. I bad used S. 8. S. before and knew what it was, ao I purchased a bottleof it and have taken aeveral bottles and the aches and pains arc crone, my blood has been cleas ed and my general health built up. lean icsiiiy 10 ii as a inooa punner and tonic. 1533 Market St. JOHN C STWN. If you have any symptoms of dis ordered blood write us and our physicians will advise you free. Our beok ou blood and akin diseases sent free. The Swift Spoolflo Company, Atlanta, a - isiissUr I m Mm i sk ' a mv iiii ill u SM'fTi 0: - ijfci isLlr i "i'I r" '" sMssssr1-! gm HiRt All ILHIAIU. r rnip, TJl Uooi Uaa I I Bom vj oranuM. lira re, generous and humane" waa the tribute that bis enemies paid to the memory of Menard Montgomery, the American general who waa killed at the assault upon Quebec on the Slat of December, 1773. "Distinguished In boldness of enter prise, courage, per aererence, eon tempt of . danger and of death." waa u:ciiDH0HT0OMaTth9trlbutt0f th. Congress of th country b bad died to serve. Daring, dashing and reckless of any personal danger, Itlcbard Montgomery, although a Drltlsh subject, having IxM-n born In Ireland In a sjot that would seem to have been aptly named H words and having served aa an officer In the Kiitlsh army, waa among the first to eNpouse the cause of the revolutionists. He waa among the first to be appoint ed a brigadier general, having In May, 1773, been given a command in Can ada. Ills first victory was the capture of the IliitlHti fortreNsea at St. Johu'a. The colors which he secured from the conquered regiments were the first lirltlsti colors taken In the war of the revolution. The capture of Montreal followed. Hut Montgomery realized that all military operation In Canada would be fruitless unless Quebec were taken. Adding to his own 300 men the GOO of liencdlct Arnold, be made ready for the assault upon the city. On the 31st of December, 1775, he led his men to ward the ramparts of the old town. Straight toward the guns of the foe he rushed, calling back to hla men: "Men of New York, you will not fear to follow where your general leads." They did not fear, but when they came to where he had led they found that their gallant general waa dying, Disorganized, discouraged, they wer repulsed from the attack. But the In spiration of the courage of Ittchard Montgomery waa aa a beacon light to the faint hearted of the revolution. If a man of foreign birth could dare death for the cause of the freedom of their land, could they not do aa well? . Among the heroes of the war of the revolution the fume of the IrUb hero of Quebec I pre-eminent. Even more than for hla wild gallantry Is he re membered for his Intrepid honesty In the cause of freedom. Even the Brit lab general against whom he fought acknowledged grudglpgly that hla vlr tuea had won for the Americans half a hundred battlea that were not all battles of blood, though every one waa a battle of honor. THE BEAM IN HER OWN EYL Mrs. Collins took off ber bat with a weary air and speared it; by its two pins to the bead of the lounge. "Do take off, your things and stay to din ner, Jane," abe said, languidly, to th cousin who had come borne from church with ber. v "I'm all tired out with looking st the people In front of me who hndu't taken the time to finish dressing prop erly. I don't consider warm weather or a long distance a sufficient excuse for such carelessness. It shows n want of respect, according to nly Ideas. You were farther back, Jane, so I suppose you didn't notice, nnd at any rate, you are not so much disturbs! by such things as I am, It nearly d stroyed the pleasure of the service for me." "Oh, I saw Homethlng of the sort,' aald the cousin, evasively. "Well, I don't believe you noticed that Mrs. Thompson hadn't hooked bci' placket, and Mary had, hooked hers wrong," said. Mrs.. Collins, plalntivo ly. "It was distressing to look nt them when they stood. And Milly Rogers bad twisted the seams of her waist all out of place, and her cousin Margaret hnd put her stock-pins in as crooked as a ram's horn. And when I looked away from them, there Avas Dorothy Cole on the other side of the aisle with five hairpins Just ready to drop out of .her hair, and her hnt on one-sided. What did you think of her?" "Why, I didn't really see her at all," anld Cousin Jane, easily, "because, to tell the truth, Mary, when my mind wandered from the service it was oc cupied with one question whether you Intended to start a fashion of go lng without belts or had simply mis laid yours, or possibly" Mrs. Collins' look of horrified pro test as her fingers sought her waist was proof that the third, uustated, sur mise was the correct one. Youth's Companion. . ills Credibility Destroyed. Carrie When he told you he loved you and that you were the first woman he ever did love, you looked as though you believed him. Bessie Well, yes? so I did at the time; but later In the evening he told me about a fish he caught up in the country. After that, you know, It was impossible to place any credence In anything he Bald. Boston Transcript Half a loaf may or may not be bet ter than no bread. It depends alto gether on the maker. 4 Little Lesson In Pal riot Ism Jo HOPE THE SICK FOR mw m -k ::::-.:ir;;::i:: t :::::::':z::" A VICTIM OF LA GRIPPE. Mis. Henrietta A. 8. Marsh, 769 W. 16th St., Los Angeles, Cal., President Woman's Benevolent Aee'n, writes: 'I suffered with la grippe for seven weeks, and nothing I could do or take helped me until I tried Parana. "I felt at once that I bad at last se cured the right medicine end I kept steadily improving. Within three weeks I wsa fully, restond, snd I am glad that I gave that truly great rem edy a trial. I will never be' withont it again." In a letter dated August 31. 1904, Mrs. Marsh says: "I have never yet heard the efficacy of Pernna questioned. We still nse it. I traveled through Ken tucky and Tennessee three years ago, where I fonnd Pernns doing its good work. Mnch of it is being need here also." Henrietta A. 8. Msrsh. Address Dr. Hartmsn, President of The Hartman Sanitarium. Columnus, Ohio. Nothing- But the Truth. "Yes," said Mr. Stormlngton Barns, "we did well in the West At a one night stand in Arizona we played to a J 10,000 bouse." "Say, what are you giving me?" queried Mr. Walker Ties. "Facts," answered the great footsore tragedian. "The one man who com prised the audience was said to be worth fully that amount" Motbrriwlll And Mr. Wlmlow'l BootMna Byrup tha best wmMj to una for their okUdrea during the teething period. Uero. Dusty Dennis Ah, lady, I have fac ed the dangers of fire many a time. The Lady Were you a fireman, my poor man? Dusty Dennis No'm; I smoked a ci gar butt in a haystack. Pi so 1 Cure (s a rainedv for con r ha. colds' and consumption. Try it Price 26 cents, aiaruggisis. Seasonable Inquiry. "Allow me, Mr. Blfklns,' said the hostess to a late arrival, "to introduce Captain de Jones, a man who has faced death in a score of battles." "Pleased to meet you, captain," said BLklns. "By the way, are you a mili tary or football captain?" Manv women are denied f h.I happiness of children through derangement of the generative organs. Mrs. Beyer advises women to use Lydia E. Pink" ham's Vegetable Compound. 11 Dkab Mrs. Pikexm: I suffered with stomach complaint for years, I got so bad that I could not carry my children but five months, then would have a miscarriage. The last time I became prepnant, my husband got me to take Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege table Compound. After taking the first bottle I was relieved of the sick ness of stomach, and began to feel bet ter in every way. I continued its use and was enabled to carry my baby to maturity. I bow have a nice baby girl, and can work better than? I ever could before. I am like a new woman. " Mrs. Frank Bsteb, 23 S. Second St, Meriden, Conn. $5000 forftit If arjfna f 6aat attar proving gtmilninus cannot as proiuotd. FREE MEDICAL ADVICE TO WOMAN. v Don't hesitate to write to Mrs. Pinkham. She will undcrstamd your case perfectly, and will treat you with kindness. Iler adrlce Is free, and the address is Lynn. Mass. No woman erer regretted harine written her, and She h&a helped thousands. II Mm ! 1 1 ' - -.. . . 1 ;:::$:::::i:U:i-.i 1 RAM'S HORN BLASTS. Waralag Note Calling the Wicked to Ktpeataars. BILK bat on some like a new .n a a f3W"Kuture uture possibili ties determine present facts. Ile wbo follows In faith need fear no failure. VaIIII tfattat mm AM Ayt7SaaTV c, be strong with ' 1 1 V" out being sour. It takes mor than an accent to make eloquence. Feelings go a long way toward mak ing facts. A waspish disposition gets no honey from the rock. The glory of riches does not lead to riches In glory. Only a frozen piety can be bound down to a form. God often says. "Wslt;" but lie nev er says, "Worry." Oaelng at Heaven keeps some people from going there. The sermon need not be silly to be suited to the child. ' Nothing cools off a meeting quicker than a hot scolding. When a man winks at himself the devil nods with him. The sense of smartness Is sure to make a man shallow. The love that lightens another's way lightens my own load. Our mercy Is good, but Ills tender mercy Is many times better. The beer that makes the brewer Is the beer that makes the bums. One little thing well done Is better than many great things but begun. It is better to win man's .condemna tion tban the devil's commendation. Christ Is preparing a place for those who are preparing a people for Him. Teople who spend their lives pack ing their trunks never go anywhere. EMPRESS OF RUSSIA. Har Early Training and Her Preeent Character on the Throne. When one bears stories of the gentle kindness of the Czarina and of the deep and earnest interest that she feels In all that concerns the welfare and happiness of her people, one can not but remember that she Is the daughter of that Princess Alice whoso sweet disposition and winning ways so endeared her to the English nation before she left her native land for her husband's home in Hesse. "The education and training of the future Czarina and her sisters were their mother's most serious- considera tion." says the .writer, "and she fre quently corresponded with Queen Vic toria on the subject 'I strive to bring up my children free from pride in their position,' the grand duchess wrote on one occasion. 'I feel bow all Important It Is for princes and prin cesses to know they have the double duty of living for others and of being an example of goodness and modesty,' and we have ample, proof that these lessons have not been wasted. "The Czarina's youth waa passed in the most frugal manner. She was trained to have as few wants as possi ble and to help herself a most neces sary thing, for her father's means were very limited. She had to learn to dress herself without the assistance of a maid, and was taught to take the greatest care of her. frocks, many of which were made by her mother's own hands. Her nurse and governess were both English, and she paid many visits to her august grandmother, both at Bal moral and Osborne, where she is still remembered for her bright nnd win ning ways. These early visits to Eng land made a great impression on tu3 young princess' mind, and In dress and manner she still retains traces of their influence." Lady's Itealra. GET.RICH-QUICK GAME. How Sharpers Set the Rop-a to De ceive Unwary Investors. So In six weeks you see a handsome ly furnished set of offices down in the Wall street neighborhood, wtth "The Golconda Gold Bond and Invest ment Company," In gilt letters on the door. . It cost us $500 for office rent and first payment on furniture, 51,500 more, went for printing and advertis ing. Atterbury knew his business. "Three months to a minute we'll last," says he. . "A day longer than that and we'll have to either go under or go under an alias. By that time we ought to clean up $30,000. And then a money belt and a lower berth for ine, and the yellow journals and the furniture men can pick the bones." Our ads. did the work. "Country weeklies and Washington hand press dallies, of course." says I, when h was ready to make contracts. "Man," says Atterbury,"ns its adver tising manager you would cause a Limburger cheese factory , to remain undiscovered during' a hot. summer. The game we're- after Is right here in New York and Brooklyn nnd the Har lem reading-rooms. They're the people that the street-car fenders nnd ' tha 'Answers to Correspondents' column and the pickpocket notices are made for. We want our ads. in the biggest city dallies, top of column, next to editorials on radium and pictures of the girl doing health exercises." Pretty soon the money begins to roll In. Buck didn't have to pretend to be busy; his desk was piled high up with money orders and checks and greenbacks. Feople began to drop in the office and buy stock every day McCI ure's Magazine. Ayers You can hardly find t home without its Aycr's Cherry Pectoral. Parents know what it does for children: breaks Cherry Pectoral up t cold in a single night, wards off bronchitis, prevents pneumonia. Physicians id vise parents to keep iton hand. "Tba Wat amfti atadMsa fjiofiay aia Vwf la Ayr" Charrj aetnrl. Pot lb. cwaibt ait ahlldraa notiilii eoold io-ttiy ba MMt Jacob SaciX, saraiasa, Ia4. tta.sta.fl at. All dnj.irt.u. . e. tm co.. for Throat, Lungs Ayer's Pills greatly aid the Chern Pectoral In breaking up a cold. Clerical Jolt. She was wealthy and consequently a target for much flattery. "Is It a sin," she asked her spiritual adviser, "to take pleasure in having people call me beautiful?" "Of course It is, my child," replied the good old parson. "It Is always wicked to encourage falsehood." riTP Prmanantly fv rrA. Xo flu or arrromntm I 1 10 aftrrBmtdar'atfMorbr.Kllnr'iUmU Nrrrt hatorr. Knd for Kree irfal boitl and uvailm. tit. K. H. KUna, Ltd., Ml Area bl, fblladelptila, fa. She'd Looked It Cp All Right. Teacher Have you looked up the meaning of the word "imbibes," Fanny J anny Yes, ma am. Teacher Well, what does it meant Fanny To take in. Teacher Yes. Now give a sentence islng the word. Fanny My sunt imbibes boarders. Woman s Dome Companion. A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES ItrhlBf Blind. Bleedlnc ar Pratrodlu Pll Toar drncglat wUl refund money If PAZO OINT- 'LEMT fella to cars you la S to M ova. Me. No Flowers. A Bay County, Missouri, man bet $2 Chat he could twist the tall of a dan colored mule and escape unscathed. In reply to a telegram from the coroner his father, In the East, wired: "Bury the fool where he lit" Denver Poet Ti"n"u .ASJ borne the aigrna- v u. a tvhKuvr, uiiu uas ueen maae nnaer his Sersonal superrlsion for over 30 years Allow no one deceiTO you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and " J"s"ai"; are but Experiments, and endanger the health of Children Experience against Experiment. What is CASTORIA Castorla is a harmless substitute for Castor OIL Parry, goric, Drops 1 and Soothing- Syrups. It is Pleasant. It contains neither Opium,. Morphine nor other Narcotic substance. Its aje Is its guarantee. It destroys Worms and allays Feverishness. lit cures Diarrhoea and Wind L,cIL1ielieTe8 Teething Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the mfh. f1"1 Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend. The Kind You to Always Bought .Bears tne In Use For tm ocnt.un eeaiMir. tt RUSSELL ENG BOILERS SAW n:u nMMjM MILLS nigu UldUU THRESHERS STACKERS Machinery Write for Catalogue and Prices Tho a u n 1110 11. II, HWOMII IfiauillllCiy UU. OREGON -, . , L V.' Aak 11 ktI eanisd by local rrooers. wiita Wadhams Co, who wUl sditu wUrs obt&luabla, TIU Sphere. Friend Po yoti safer tsks a vaca tion, doctor J Doctor Very seljom. I'm kept buiy ail summer doctoring peopla wbo bate ia Using vacations. ruck. TO CURE A COLD IN ONH DAY Take Laxatlva Broana Qolnlaa TfcU.t. An iref (lata rvfaad tha OMrf U H aula M nira. X. W. UiWi atsaatara la aa aar baa. Be. Blamilar bat IH Barest. "Did yon ever attend a cooklna school r asked the Chicago glrL "No." replied her Boston cousin, "but I graduated from a college of gastron omy." FIRE PROTECTION! OLDEST HOAJfiB M NOBTMWKT . Lara and OMnplMa atork f ftra A pparataa, Mnao aad Uapartmral Mapvliaa. Oar food are la aaa la arsrljr trwrj tin Iwparuseat. HEAVY COrVEIr, BR AZPO JOiVTH, RELi ABLB FIKB tXTlNilUSHEB Ktandatd KUnriltwraL Common PUnraiahr tthnatad)otata. Ill each. A. C L0!tC ftrtUW. Oi $01 : 'I CJLED CLOTHIKi -1 lUHIff I osMoatm I una a cswtwy. . AJTWteilfclrJtmaiUA WaawajairJTiiiemudi -auvMiuhtnunsi P. N. U. Na. S2-I904 WHEIf writer to advartlsars plaoaa BBraUosi this paper. I Signature of Over 30 Years. Murray amirr, nxm torn cm. P0RTLAN3 f i f I r- , W t ySeeoAS are known by what Ibey have J frown, for hlf a cmlury they J have baen Iba etandanl hawn't foiled once to pmdura bUcxar, brt- lereroria thaa an? other. Hold be all damlera. IMS Mee4 Aa f Baal frtt to all apptfcania. D.M. TERRY A CO.. I Drot, Mich. 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