OLD FAVORITES W " W H l Jll J Mr AU Comntre. I am far frs my bam, an' I'm weary aftenwhiles. For the langed-for hamc-brlncing. an my Fsthrr'i welcom smiles; Til ne'er be fu' content until mine tea do se The gawdco (ate o heaven, an' my ain countree. ana earth la flecked wf flower, mony- tinted, fresh, an pay. sua birdie warble blithely, lor my Father mad them aae; Rut these sk-hts an' these aoun'a will b naething to m When I hear the angels singing In my ain countree. Ie Ilia gud word of promise, that some gladsome day the King To hia ain royal palace hia banished hame will brine; WI een an wi hearts runnin o'er, we shall see tlhe King Li hia beauty, an' our atn coun tree. My sins ha' been mony, an' my sorrows ha beeu sair. But there they'll ne'er mair vex me, ne'er be remembered mair; Ilis bluid hath made me white. His hand shall dry mine ee. When He brings me home at last to my ain countree. Like a bairn to Its mither, a wee birdie to its nest; I wad fain be ganging noo to my Sa viour s breast; For he gathers In His bosom witless, worthless lamba like me. And ne carries them himsel' to his ain countree. lie's faithful, that hath promised; Ile'll surely come again: He'll keep his tryst wi' me, at what hour I dinna ken; But He bids me still to watch, an ready aye to be To gang at any moment to my ain coun tree. So Pm watchin aye, an singin' o' my name as I wait For the soun'in' o' His footfa this side the gowden gate. God gie His grace to ilka an who listens noo to me. That we a' may gang in gladness to our ain countree. Mary Lee Demarest Douglas, Don claa. Tender and True. Could ye come back to me, Douglas, Douglas, In the old likeness that I knew. I would be eo faithful, so ioring, Doug las, Douglas, Douglas, tender and true. Never a scornful word should grieve ye, I'd smile on ye sweet as the angels do Bweet as your smile on me shone erer, Douglas, Douglas, tender and true. O, to call back the daya that are not! My eyes were blinded, your words were few; Do you know the truth now, np In heaven? Douglas, Douglas, tender and true? I never was worthy of yon, Douglas, Not half worthy the like of you; Jnow, all men beside seem to me. like shadows I love you, Douglas, tender and true. Stretch out your hand to me, Douglas, Douglas, Drop forgiveness from heaven like dew. As I lay my heart on your dead heart. Douglas, Douglas, Douglas', tender and true. Miss Mulock. QUEER THING8 TO EAT. What Waa Served at the Table of a London Epicure.' Here Is a typical insect menu, of which no one need be afraid to par- lake, since every item has been known and esteemed by insect eaters for gen erations past It was served, not long ego,' according to Pearson's Weekly, at the table of a rich London epicure, who is also an enthusiastic advocate of an insectarian dietary! Green cater pillar soup, fried locust with wood- louse sauce, curried cockchafers, wasp grubs baked In the comb, stag beetle larvae on toast, moths baked In bat- ter, deviled wireworms, grasshoppers "an gratln." The green caterpillars that compose the soup feed entirely upon vegetables, and mostly upon particular vegetables most relished by man, such as cab bages and lettuce, In appearance the soup itself is not unlike clear turtle, while Its flavor is delicious, The locusts, which constitute the sec ond course, have, as every one is aware, been esteemed by gourmets the world over, and from the remotest antiquity. "Eat ye the locust after his kind," was the biblical Injunction; and John the Baptist is recorded as having lived for some considerable time upon "locusts and wild honey." There are, of course, many ways of preparing them. They can be fried, after their legs and wings have been plucked oft, which was, as a matter of fact, the process adopted In this particular Instance. Or they may be powdered and baked Into cakes, or curried, or boiled, turning' red, like lobsters, in the process, The woodlouse sauce, If properly made with fresh butter, flour, milk, pepper and salt, will be found fully equal to shrimp, which It much re eembles in taste. Indeed, the wood- louse, although he lives on land, is first cousin to that much reushed crust acean. Cockchafers, curried or otherwise, are delicious If selected of a servlce- abl size and plumpness. So, too, are their grub, when full grown- They should then b at least two Inches In length and fat In proportion, and may b eaten uncooked. Ilk oysters, or stewed In milk. lVrtupa, however, th tuoat tooth some of all Insect delicacies la that which come forth on our "menu of th day" wasp grub baked In the comb. These grubs hav been fed by their parents on a saccharine fluid com posed of fruit and vegetable Juices and are simply tiny balla of sugary fat. possessing a flavor aa exquisite as It Is unique. No one who has once tasted them will ever again be surprla- ed at the preference shown by fish for thla particular grub when used as a bait The atag beetle larva is, of course. Identical with the eossus, which the old Roman epicure used to fatten for their tablea upon flour and wine. The sixth course should be served steatu ing hot elnce there la no more ap petising odor than that emanating from a plump baked moth, Deviled wlreworms are eaten In the form of a paste, spread upon sippets of toasts, and taste not unlike an chovies when treated '- similar fash- Ion. WORDS AND THEIR USES. About 5,000 Only Are Used by Edu cated Peopl. No oue can say how many words there are In the English language, be cause there are eo many words of doubtful standing, says the Springfield Republican, The Century dictionary contains about '.225.000 words, and the new edition of the Standard dictionary lays claim to over 300.000. Of these many are obsolete, and many others are rarely used. Science has added a vast vocabulary of polysyllables thnt are scientific formula rather than real words. They have no place In general literature. The ordinary English vo cabulary may be said to contain from 30,000 to 60,000 words, the latter esti mate being large. . No single writer of literature has used so many as the lower number named. Shakespeare, whose vocabulary Is larger than that of any other English poet unless It be Browning, used about 15,000 words, while Milton, whose range was narrower, employed only about half that number. The vocabu lary of the Illiterate haa been set as low aa 30 worda. but thla must be exceptional.- It's more likely that the 'ordinary worklngman" uses from 2,- 000 to 3,000 words, while, of course. he la familiar with several thousand more, which he recognizes In print but does not himself use. The common estimate of the average vocabulary of educated people la .from 5,000 to 8,000, but In thla case the number of words which are not used Is enormous ly Increased. A well-read college grad uate should be familiar with perhaps 100,000 words, while In the course of a year he might not use 5,000 of them In his writing or conversation, short hand reporters find about 2,500 word signs and contractions ample for rep resenting the words which are com monly used In public speaking. Dead Shots Are All Deaf. "I see you are a rifle shot," remark ed Philosopher Simeon Ford to a man who after a good deal of sparring for place at last sat down In the hotel cor ridor by the side of New York's land lord orator. "How do you make that out?" asked Mr. Ford's companion. "Ob, easy enough. You are deaf In your left ear. All rifle shots are deal In their left ears. All the Creedmoor ernprts are that way. I am deaf Id my left ear myself and got It shoot ing rifles. I met Gildersleeve once and I was backing and filling and dodging to get a position where my right ear would bear on him and he was maneuvering at the same time for an opening where he could rake me with his right ear. Then GUdersleeve said to me, as I have Just said to you, that be observed I was a rifle shot It was the first time I had heard that all rifle shots were, deaf In their left ears, but I have noticed it ever since and know it Is true. "The reason of it is that all the concussion of the rifle explosion comes on the left ear drum. The right ear is partly turned away and partly pro tected by the gunstock being brought Up to the cheek when the gun is fired." New York Sun. , 'Ho Got the Tip. A certain literary person who ia fond of giving an airing whenever feasible to the foreign languages which for the most part he is com pelled to keep in cold storage happen ed the other day into an odd little res taurant where there is a single French waiter. He gave his orders in French. The waiter stared. He repeated them in English. The waiter understood him at once. As the dishes were being served the litterateur observed, per haps in a slightly aggrieved tone: "How does It happen that you don t understand me when I order in French " "Ah, monsieur," said the waiter, with exquisite tact, 'you see, I was born In Alsace-Lorraine, where they speak very bad French." Com mo a to All. Nell She and Mr. Gabble appear to be talking very animatedly. They seem' to have something in common. Belle Yes. They're discussing the weather. Philadelphia Ledger. - A man Is away from home all day; he wants to stay home In the evening A woman is at home all day; she wants to go somewhere in the evening This, in a nutshell, is the cause of the latest big quarrel. Th French postal department haa decldvd to replace Ha mall coaches by electric motor cars. I All BrltUh public men have popular nickname. The recent arrival or ir. Jameaon at Cap Town waa announced I aa the -return of Sunuy Jim." . . ..... .m .... I ble In opvratlou to-day, and only SH,- TUT mile are owned by governments. The British cablea, which connect Lon don with all parts of th world, have a total mlleag of 154.000. A little dog the other day fell Into the rapidly running river at Covins- water. Belfast and waa urownuig. when a black retriever came along and at once plunged into the river aud brought the little dog ahor. Pipe line are to be laid by the Standard Oil Company from Red Fork. I. T.. to the oil fields near Moreno and Boulder. Colo. If the plan works with success, extensions will be made from Denver to the Wyoming oil fields. A student of th population of the anthracite reglou of Pennsylvania re- ports that there are 630.000 people lit- habiting that sectlou. or whom 4.o.o are foreign-born. Of this latter num ber more than 50,000 cannot road or write. Copper mining once flourished In Ire- in.i The Hallvmurtngb mine, in Wloklow County, averaged 0.000 tons of copter pyrlte per annum between S40 and 1813. Desultory prospecting Is going on at the prosout day lu sev eral localities. After three months' trial of the re sults of blacking out the betting news from the newspapers In Ermondsey (Ixmlon) public library. It has beeu de cided to continue the practice, on the ground that it excludes an undesirable class of readers. The largest British submarine was launched recently. It Is called the i. I. It Is 150 feet In length and eighty- six feet In girth aubmarlnea have no beani and Is about fifty feet longer and twenty feet greater in girth than any of Its predecessors. Mount Soprla, near Glenwood Springs, Colo., 14.300 feet above sea level, Is to be made Into a summer re sort Among the unique attraction will be the perfection of a natural toboggan slide which may be used all through the summer months. A modern church, built upon the site of an ancient one at Llanderand, Wales, had no bell. A fanner offered one that was lying In one of his barns. It turned out to be one that had hung In the tower of the ancient church and had not been rung for 300 years. The Military-Medical Academy at St. Petersburg has recently hung a por trait of Its honorary member, General Kuropatkln, In the main hall as a to ken of gratitude for his gifts. The academy owes to him the remodeling and enlargement of several of Its sci entific departments. The Alhambra Music Hall, London, placed at its door a box with a slot In It for the receipt of suggestions from patrons for the name of a new exhibi tion to be given. When the box was finally opened a number of coins were found In it, contributed by people who thought it had been placed at the door for some charitable puriose. The seven hundred shoemakers' shops In Canton, China, employ eight thousand men and twenty thousand women, who work from daylight till dark. Since the recent Introduction of kerosene lamps their hours even have been lengthened. They get from about $2.60 to $3 a month in wages, and their meals, consisting of rice and salt fish, The statement, oft repeated, that a Jap will fight for twenty-four hours on a ration of two or three beans and a sip of tea is at last explained. The Japanese is not the common hortlcul tural bean with whjeh our gardens are acquainted, but a vegetable often a yard in length and large enough to fill a quart measure. A single bean makes a meal for a hungry plowman, There are In London 2,711 cab pro prietors, and of these 2,224 own fewer than five vehicles. As you see, It is a poor man's Industry. There Is only one large company the London Im proved Cab Company, which owns five hundred cabs. In the main, then, the small proprietor the "Mush" who owns a few cabs and drives one him self controls the trade. Outing. The highest-priced real estate in London is near the Bank of England Land sells there at the rate of $375 a square foot $16,250,000 an acre. From this -center the price diminishes in a receding tide, rising again in the Strand to a price of from $C0 to $100 a square foot In Bond street, In the West End, a still higher price of $175 a square foot, or more than $7,500,000 an acre, has been reached. The petroleum-bearing strata show remarkable resemblance in formation and composition the world over. Ev- erywhere they are bituminous clay- shales and variegated clays intertr. fled with sand stones and conglomer- ed openings, across wmcn are sneivea ates. Limestones, which may occur in containing pieces of pottery. The re such series, contain tarry materials, flection of these with the portieres sus but rarely true petroleum, the only pended below the shelves gives a most notable exception beinar the Trnti pleasant picture for my mirror, and the limestone of Ohio and Indiana, LIFE IN m rnMimt ouunuuSE. It Oo Forward in Primltlv and Boll' tary Fashion, Bay Writer. Life In a sodhouse away out on the plains, wnere lor months at a time there is not a thing in nature to cheer the eye or vary the silent monotony. Is certainly close to first principles. says a writer In the Pilgrim. When th corn wavea on thousands of acrea, or when the plain la green with grow tng wheat, there la something to Inter est th sodhouse dweller, but from Octolcr to May no rlaaa of Intelligent Americans live more dreary Urea than these. One wonders what livelihood, what future prosperity or pleasure can repay a man and wife to live In such huge sameness. The shifting clouds by day aud a sky of fine stars at night are ior wees ai a uuii in my siguia to be aeen. Yet some of the most con- tentea ana aspiring people we nave ever seen are men ami women wuo lived amid auch flat surroundings aud dend solitude for years. To realise In how primitive and soli tary a fashion people can live and b happy, one haa only to Imagine a man and wlf tu a sodhouse fifteen miles from the nearest village, In one of the ipri(e,T ,etUwl dlstrlot4 of wcstcra Nebraska or Kansas. For days, and In some seasons weeka, they see no hu man beluga outside of their own house hold. Eveu begging Indians and tramps are almost unknown In thla country. Prairie dogs oast up their mounds and found towns In the unmolested spots about the place; gophers and field uiloe burrow through the soil walla of tho house; not Infrequently snakes awing themselves down from the rafters In side, or crawl In at the door to get at the milk pun standing about At night coybtos and some of the gray wolves come up through the canyons and skulk about the poultry yard or howl close to the windows. Through the day while the man U In the fields, the herding usually falls to the worn- lt Probably each takes a noon luncheon In a paper, to save coming back to the house until night The woman attends to her neceasnry household duties, throws a gunnysack over her broncho's back, Jumps astride, rounds up her cattle, and drives them down the canyous to grate on the steep sides, or in a low strip beside a creek. Canyons are not aoctable places; one cau scarcely have a conception of the primeval unless he has walked through a canyon; he thinks of the dawn of creation, of the races of extlnot mam moths, and wonders If centaurs have not merely retired Into the Inner cav erns. Wliat the Hounouae woman thinks about all day long In solitude like that Is hard to tell probably, the mortgage on the farm, disease among the stock, the prospects of crops, the time when they can put up their frame dwelling, the hard, unadorned facts In the treadmill of her life, new plans for the work, work, worn which Is ber sole law of existence, l'erhaps she haa memories of another time, other sur roundings, but they must seem vague and far away. Even the weather li monotonous; there Is practically al ways the cloudless sky, the brilliant sun, the strong, dry wind that curls the leaves of the young corn, and turns the buffalo grass brown. Living on the dreary plains and amid such monotony, with never a thing to appeal to one's esthetic, social or liter ary nature, Is wearing upon most set tiers, even If they are contented. The life makes women, particularly, pre maturely old. A few years of residence apart from their sex usually makes them careless of their appearance dulls their ambitions and creates a sor- dldness. Such a life miint have Its In evltable mental and moral effect All the sensitive, the esthetic, sometimes the moral sense ltlf, becomes atro pliled. The tragedies of a city are un earthed and brought to light, but the silent tragedies of these desolate lives are swallowed up and lost In the re looteness and lmmcnulty of the prairie wastes. MIRROR IN THE FLAT. Haa Poaaibllltlea In Muking Cramped Quartcra He era Uligjzer. "I womjer that dwellers in cramped quarters do not make more use of mlr rors to add light and apparent size to their narrow apartments," Bald a wom an whose hobby Is artistic furnishing, "In my own case 1 have found nothing more effective in certain rooms than a generous expanse of looking glass, 'Take, for Instance, my ball. It Is poorly lighted by day, and It Is a mite of a place anyway; yet it bos to serve the double purpose of reception hall und an apology for the much-abused music room, by which I mean it must contain the piano and music cabinet "What Is more, the ingenious arch! tect contrived to cut a door where one is entirely useless, and the piano must stand across the corner directly In front of that door. It Is a most awk ward arrangement and I thought till my brain was numb trying to evolve some scheme for that Impossible cor uer. "At last It came to me. At a dingy little shop I purchased a mirror, buying it at so much a foot, which made It quite inexpensive, and had it set in a plain pine frame. The whole tiling was as long as my piano and about two and a half feet wide. 'I stained the frame a green that toned with my wall paper. Then I had It hung Just above the piano, w.lth a soft silk drapery filling In the awkward space between the mirror and ceiling, "ht anle at wbIch mirror is placed causes it to reflect light from three rooms, two of these having arch- effect upon tne ngni ana airiness 01 mv little hall Is quite remarkable." Keyf York Bun. Accounted For., "Young Spendem Insists that he doesn't care for money." "Of course not He nas none to care for." Detroit Free Press, Never try to dictate to a woman unless she Is your stenographer. 1 1 - .1 . wn22i- -A i ' Mammoth llroua Turkey. The accompanying picture shows a perfect type of tho mule and female bronse turkeys, the largest and perhaps the moat generally bred of all the tnor- oughlired turkeys. The males ofteu attalu a weight of forty-five or wort pounds, and the females thirty-eight They are the reault of a cross of the wild turkey, though they hav become thoroughly domesticated. It la sometimes said that they grow dcslrablo for HHO.NZK TUnKKYt. market, but while this would doubt- lex ln true of old fowls. It Is not the use with young ones. April and May hutched bnnr.e turkeys will be Just the right slxe to bring tho best prices at Christina, and It la doubtful If any other breed can ever supplant them with those who raise turkeys for protlt. How liar la Wasted. Many pretty good fanners lose money every yenr by allowing tho rnln to wash out the substance of their uay cropa. Most of the vuluablo parts of hay are easily washed out by rain This Is made elenr by taking a wisp of hay, placing It lu a bucket and (muring boiling water over It The result Is brown fluid which haa received the name of hay tea. Cold water will ex tract the Juices In a similar manner If little more time U allowed. This. then, la what takes place when half made hay Is allowed to He abrond over tho surfuce and Is not made Into cocks. No water draws ten so well as soft water, aud rain water Is soft, and It draws the hay Junt on tho same prlncl pie as It would draw ten. When the nlr Is fairly dry tho material tedded In early morning should bo tedded again lu the afternoon. On tho second day an endeavor should be made to get the hay In such form that on tne appearance of rain It may rapidly be run qp Into large cocks, In which it Is safe. Assuming that the work Is car rled on as far as possible by machin ery, the first operation Is to horserake the bay Into rows, and the tedder should be set to work along the row so as to throw tliem out Into beds about four yards wide. From time to time the tedder should be made to re peat the operation, until the approach of evening, when the beds may be drawn Into rows and then collected into large cocks. Itcvlce to Cut Horiiliuni. The accompanying sketch shows n device for use on a mower to prevent sorghum and other rank growths from hecomlnir tangled, when cut. In cut- tlug drilled sorghum It will leavo the SOKQHUM-CUTTIJiO DEVICE. cut row leaning agalust the next stand- ing one in excellent tunpe to pick up and shock. This Is a great improve- ment over letting It fall at random. A Is the tongue of the mower. C, D and E are pieces of 1x3 wood, the circle F is made from old buggy tiro, and the brace G, of -Incn iron; 11 js tne cutter bar or tne macnine. Root Cropa for Pig. It has been demonstrated that seven or eight pounas or mangeis nave as . . a a great feeding value as one pound of grain, when given to pigs or hogs, and that sugar beets have even a greater value, so It is hard to understand why pig raisers are so careless about grow ing root crops for tnelr animals. Not only have the root crops a high feed Ing value, but they do more for the good health of the hogs than one can estimate. In regard to their feeding value It has been demonstrated time and again that when mangel or sugar beets, or uoth, an fed In connection with light rations of grains, using mid- dllngs instead of bran, pork of high quality can be produced cheaper than in any other way, With the possible ex- ccptlon of the substitution of ensilage for the root crops. If root crops can b bought at 'reasonable prices, better too large, and are not 53 some for feeding thla fatl and Inter, and next season, grow your own supply. Lata Calvea. Owing to th Increasing demands of the great centers of population, farm era hav to enter Into contract to sup ply quantities of milk all th year round, and In conseuuence ar com- pjtinl to bar fresh calving cows com- j- lnto proflt UHt t one period mre- , Tne n,lM,t &ftcxlt p-rioj to cope wjtn j, th fj or the autumn and Juat before winter. Farmers who hold such contracta And It pays to time one third or ,m)rt 0f tj,r roWB t0 CRve tt that period. Those who do not go In for a pedigree herd will prefer to get rid of th autumn calves as soon as pos sible. If reared on milk aubstltutes will have to be employed, as th entire milk of th cow would hav to be sent away dally, but milk substitutes hav now been brought to a high degree of perfection. Thesa will b thickened with meals as tlio animals get a HtU older. They will soon take to root pulp. Calves thus reared would b In prime condition after March, to thrive well on the green fodder of spring, rye, lucerne and winter nuts, Intermix ed with vetche and trlfollum. Head-Work on th Farm. One of tho beat farmers keeps a slate hanging up' In th barn, and on this slate makes entries something Ilk this: Weak place In west field fence; Jo repair It at once. Take cultivator shovel to ahop next time buggy goes. Repair Jack's harness and Bob's bridle first wet day. Red cow will probably be In heat May 15; watch her closely. Frank, sea Smith, and toll him to bring log cliuln home. Two sows due to farrow May 10; keep sharp lookout. Bunch of red sorrel lu south field. near shade; for self. - Woodpile must be watched; haul some first chance. Plan for Country Cottas. A very modesCneat and attractive plan for a quit small family or for your farmer's cottage Is herewith pre sented. It consists of three rooms with pantry and hall, the kitchen the light est and cheeriest room in th house, as Is quite right when the bast of Its oc cupants spends much of her tlm there, and three good bedrooms above. This OnOCKD PLA! OF COTTAOt, cottage should be built In good style for $1,200. The wai may be either talnflI or plastered. Use for Hurplua Potatoes. The abundance of potatoes In this country the present year suggests tho possibility that new uses will need to bo found for the crop within a few years. In Germany the manufacture of alcohol from potatoes is one of tho mainstays of agriculture. Before the Industry was started potatoes were a drug on the market, .now there Is a regular market for the whole of the produce and the Importance of the potato crop has vastly Increased. The alcohol Is treated In such a way that It Is unfit for drinking purposes and so not liable to special tax. It is used for heating, lighting and motive power, varnishes, etc., and last year two mill ion tons of potatoes were used In this way. , Poultry Picking. The mongrel Is a thing of the past In profitable poultry culture. Chickens should never be allowed to go on the roosts until ten or twelve weeks old. An overfed hen Is stupid, lazy and unprofitable. Tho eager, nctlve, hun gry hen Is the proflt maker. Fowls must have a variety of food to do well, wo one gram will long be relished by the fowls If made an ex- elusive diet. in breeding high-class fowls it Is Quality, not quantity, that counts. A combination of both is desirable, but not aiways obtainable. A mtl. iingeei meni in maK occasionally will tend to add luster to tue plumage and promote digestion. I - . . ' uut it must be fed sparingly. Every poultryman should be a stu dent He should by careful study and close observation equip himself to mas ter the emergencies that are certain to arise sooner or later. The early-laying pullet should be marked and kept for the breeding pen next ,eaBOn; fM& n J otherwise a00 blrd- I,n nearly a" cases the Pu,,et that be8lna to la7 early In t la thft one tnat w111 ,ay 0 largest number of eggs in a year, Any man or woman of ordinary in- telligence, with the proper application of Industry and perseverance, can make a success of the poultry business, The man who says "can't" simply ad- mita that he Is lacking In the quallfl- cations that are essential to success. DININO ROOM UaVn - paploo I I2XH I 1 1 m mmt