Topics of the Times We are Judged not by the poetry w applaud, but by the plain prose w ppiy. More pood Is done by dispensing pood cheer than by giving away dol lars. Come to think of it. when you were a boy sour-milk biscuits always made you feel younger. Kink Head Is a name which conies from Kentucky to go thundering down the ages, with Dluk Potts and Pod DUmuke. A woman's clothes are so near her Innermost soul that the care she takes of them often furnishes an Infallible guide to her true character. It Is Dr. Gunsaulus who remarks that the day of the boy orator has gone. But there is nothing In this statemeut to arouse any deep regret George Ade should be more careful. If John D. finds out that there Is so much money In writing comic operas he will be taking over the business himself. Legal steps have been taken to stop flirting In the Cathedral at Norwich, England. Of course, this U Indecorous conduct, but It might lead to some extra services for the dominie. The beekeepers' asociatlon will pay $1,(XX) to anyone who can prove that honeycomb Is artificially manufac tured. The members b;iLve It Is hard to beat the busy bee at Its business. A writer In Farm and Fireside says that if hornets are handled gently they will be come as docile as butterflies. How are you treating your hornets harshly or kindly? Pause and reflect A Kentucky woman has died of can cer which was caused by wearing high-heeled shoes. If her heels had deprived her of a chance to marry a title some of the ladles might decide to quit wearing high ones. New York Is to have a ten-story public school building which will hold from 7,500 to 8,000 pupils. It is, of course, to be located in one of the poorest parts of the city. They don't need school buildings of that kind in the more fashionable quarters. It is safe to say that if Russia had not been somewhat busy in Manchuria Colonel Younghusband would have been a pretty old husband before he succeeded in bulldozing the Thibetan lama into that "treaty," whereby Thi bet surrenders her autonomy to Great Britain. There is even a possibility that the treaty will yet be revised, once the Muscovite finds himself foot loose. Motherhood and art have different Ideals, but they may become allies to overthrow the dull monster, common sense. The architect wuo designed the restoration of the Protestant Cuurch at Speyer, capital of the Rhine Pala tinate, planned a chancel window with seven angel heads, which should be portraits of the Emperor's children, each at the age of four. The Emperor objected, like any other mere man, that his children are not angels. But the Empress was pleased with the Idea, and leagued herself with the art ist and of course the Emperor gav way u me momer. The real winning of the West is not an accomplished fact It has but Just begun. And the work that is now be ing -prosecuted in the West is more Important than any that has preceded It and more Interesting. What the West needs is water. And that is what the government and private enterprise are gradually supplying. If he be one of the most useful of men who makes two blades of grass where but one grew before, then what monuments do the workers deserve who make un limited harvests grow on land that formerly produced nothing, who turn the desert into a garden of unsurpass ed fertility? It Is not true that the human race has undergone a physical degeneration since the dawn of history or during the thousands of unrecorded years which have elapsed since its appearance on this earth. The idea that in their phy sical characteristics our forefathers .were superior to ourselves Is due to the inveterate tendency of the human mind to idealize the past and to assume that everything was better than it is now in the good old days, and it is no more Justified in this particular respect than it is in any other. There were giants, in those days just as there are giants now, a few of them, individuals whose abnormal development is the re suit of a disease which morbid path ology has recognized and classified. but that there ever was a race of giants there is no reason whatever to suppose. Under our system of choosing Presl dents, each State casts its entire elec toral vote for the candidate who re ceives the largest number of individu al votes at the November election. The members of the Union thus come to occupy relations to the political parties much like those of every-day citizens, Certain States are always Democratic others are as regular In their Repub lican adherence, while a third group mores from one side to the other, ac cording to the issues and candidates of the campaign. State which are neighbors, with kindred Interests usu ally Tot In about the same way. There Is thus an element of personali ty Imparted to the commonwealths. Of the eleven which In l.SM voted for Fremont, the first Republican candl I date, eight hare never since (hat time voted any other ticket In a Presldeu , tial election. Of these Fremont states. New York and Connecticut have sup ported the iK'tuocratlc nominee In sev eral great contests, while Wisconsin tias beeu IVmocratlc once. On ac count of the upheaval produced by the Civil War and reconstruction, but few of the nineteen States which Toted for Buchanan nearly half a ceutury ago have been steadfast In their Dem ocratic allegiance. Illinois and Penn sylvania switched to the other side In the very next contest; the former has been Democratic but once since that time, ami Pennsylvania never. Mary- In and. In ISTnk voted for a 'thtrd-par- ty candidate." Fourteen new voters have become of age" since 183C Of these only Minnesota has been steadi ly Republican In the Presidential elec tions. None has been Invariably Dem ocratic, although West Virginia voted or Tllden In 1870. and for every sub sequent Democratic candidate down to Bryan. A group of these States which are west of the Missouri have been Republican except when the sil ver Issue was uppermost It la often sserted that state-lines are fading, and In some respects this Is true. But each Presidential contest rolls round, these units of government will assert their Individuality so long as the present electoral system prevails. Ever since the world began some wives have been the making of their husbands and some other wives the ruin of theirs. Also there have been some philosophers to see In the mar riage Institution the highest good of life and some cynics to condemn nil marriage. It Is from a different point of view than these that Cloudesley Brereton approaches the ever new subject In the columns of the London Times. He has convinced himself by what he considers to be an Inductive process that marriage in the present day Is a serious handicap to men, and he draws the conclusion that If women don't cense making It a handicap the bankruptcy of marriage and the con sequent end of all things social Is In Immediate sight To begin with, Mr. Brereton describes to us "the Increas ing exigencies of the modern married women." That means the wife Is en larging her demands on her husband's time, energy and money. She spends too much, because she wants to start in life' where her parents left off, and nothing we know can withstand tha Importunities of the woman with a purpose. Tnen, "even lr noncet jonn has been all day between the shafts, he must be bridled and saddled for the evening, and often for the afternoon as well." In otherwords, he must go to parties and balls. By and by he gets pneumonia, "and his wife's vanity and selfishness were largely responsible for the Blmple complaint carrying him off." It would seem as though that were the end of the husband. Yet Mr. Brereton in his next sentence an nounces: "But the Impost that the Benedict of to-day must carry doe3 not end there." We expect to be taken to the nether world, but we are wrong. Mr. Brereton simply moves onward to the woes of husbands in "lower" social classes. We are shown how hard It is for the "assistant secondary master" or for the "shop assistant" to get a Job if he has a wife, and how Impossible it Is for a laboring man with a large family to find a home and a livelihood. Clearly this Is all the woman's fault. Even a masculine dec laration of independence won't help, for that would only hasten the ruin of society. Mr. Brereton Implies that he knows the remedy, but he has not space In his letter to tell. While we are waiting for him it would be Inter esting to hear from Mrs. Brereton if there be one or, at any rate, from a feminine Coludesley. Learning a Boy's Ago. While the agent was selling farm machinery at the house, the friend at the gate held his horse, and a conver satlon took place with the small boy of the family. With grave Incredulity, he was say Ing: "Are you sure you are only nine years old? I think there must be some mistake." The boy was positive; but to make sure: "Mar he called. "Ain't I Just nine years old?" "Yes, son." After a time he ventured: "Say, mis ter, what made you think I was more than nine years old?" "Why," suld the stranger, "I couldn't understand how you could get so dirty In nine years." In His Line. "He's become very pompous and ex elusive since he came In for his for tune." "Well?" "Why, he was nothing but a hum ble gardener before." "Well, then, It's natural enough for him to go In for haughty-culture, Isn't it?" Philadelphia Ledger. Too Talkative. "Went to the mountains on your va cations? Why, Gassaway told me you were going to the seashore." "Yes, I'd like to strangle that fellow, I told him I preferred the seashore, and he mentioned it to my wife; so, of course, we went to the mountains." Philadelphia Press. Somehow the gllbness with which a friend lies for you, makes you uneasy regarding his word ever after. The biggest fool in town never holds the title more than four or five yars. I l t.lV : , ajacspu In tha Wood. "You can't judge of men while they live In civilized communities," said the old guide, as we sat round the camp- tire. "Civilisation Is only skin-deep with a lot of men, and the savage Conies out when they get back to the woods. There Is no place to test what Is really In a man like the forest. Then you learn whether he Is really a civil ized man. or has been held up to an artificial standard by the average of life about him. "l have a pretty good chanco to measure men. They come here every summer to camp, and every fall to hunt, aud I look after several parties each season. It would surprise you to know how much difference it makes In men, inside as well as out, to get off their store clothes and live In the woods. Some religious men, too, as well as the rest; you'd never suspect the reputation they nave at home. I've sort of made up iny mind that some of them have to be so good the rest of the year they don't know any way to get a vacation but to be more or less wicked. For It's a man's real self that comes out here. He knows that he's away from his own people, and In fact away from all people who would be any restraint, aud If he's got anything coarse and mean and low In hi in, It's pretty sure to come out But If a man has any real religion, here's where you'll find It out, too. "I had a party season before last that surprised me. Pleasant surprise It was, too. Not that I'd expected any thing bad of them, but they hadn't said anything about their religion, and no one else had, and all I knew was, they were a company of rich men com ing up here for two weeks' fishing. Well, they were about the Jolllest crowd you ever saw middle-aged nieu most of them, with one or two young fellows. They had plenty of money, and the best was none too good. I looked for a high old time. "Well, they had It, but nothing out of the way. Every night they had a camp-fire, same as this, and gathered round and told stories, and laughed till you'd think they could hear them to Minneapolis. But not a swear-word, you understand, and not a story that wasn't all right Just fun, that was all. There was no whisky, either. "Along about 10 o'clock Mr. Crandall he's a big banker or railroad man or something he said to his son, 'Phil, you know more Bible than some of us; just repeat a psalm before we go to bed.' And the young fellow repeated one, and they all sat quiet. Then the old gentleman said, 'Now we can all re peat the twenty-third psalm.' And they did it all together. I'd heard It a good many times, but it never sound ed quite the same as it did then. I learned it by heart hearing them say it, and used to say it with them, for that was what they did every night "There was no preaching, you under stand; they weren't preachers. They just sat round and had their good time, and then before they went to bed they did that same way every night, repeated a psalm, or one of them would read It by the camp-fire, and then they would all say that psalm together, and then good night All day they bad their fishing, and In the even lng their fun. "Well, sir, when they went awa I felt as If I had been among Christians, sure enough; and I've kept up the habit of saying that psalm every night. They made me feel, somehow, that I'd like to have more religion myself. I take It that a good test of having re llgion is to make men who see you want some like it." Youth's Compan ion. A Literary Critic on the Bible. Praise of the Bible as an English claslc has become trite; yet It Is al ways opportune, for one generation does not always reverence the opin ion of a prior one. Edmund Gosse, the eminent English critic, has Just written to the Bible Soclely of Eng land a most cordial letter, In which he snys of the Bib!e: "It would be Impertinent for me to praise the English Bible, and needless to dwell upon its value as a model of noble language. But since you offer me this opportunity I should like to insist on the Importance to those who are muuiuuim mwiiu wen or reading the Bible aloud. It is a book tht) beauty of which appeals largely to the ear. By one of those almost miraculous chances which attended upon the birth of this Incomparable version, each different part of It seems to have fallen to a man appropriately endowed for that fragment of the task. The gospels, for Instance, vibrate with the tender and thrilling melody of stringed Instruments; in the narra tions of the Old Testament and In tho Psalms we find a wider orchestra, and the sliver trumpet predominates. When young men, therefore, ask me for advice In the formation of a pros style I have no counsel for them ex cept this: Read aloud a portion of the Old and another of the New Testa ment as often a you possibly can." Unrecognised turtle. Self sacrifice at Its bet seeks no recognition. It is content with having done Its work. But many who give up much for others seem unwilling to thluk the aacrtAce complete unt 1 some notice has been taken of it. True self- sacrifice does not at all concern Itself with returns. It rather rejoices In the unknown service and the unheralded act of snendlug for others with no thought of self. To thoo who have this spirit the world turns for help and strength. It Is of one such these that Whlttlcr wrote: A full rich nature, free to trut, Truthful and almost stonily Just, mm mm i ImpuNive, earnest, prompt to set, nd make her generous thought 'a "fact, Keeping with many a li'at di'ul The secret of elr-acritice. Sunday School Times. Itow to Kcaclt the Maura. A young clergyman from the South west sought an opening In St. Louis, and was told by the head of his de nomination that there was none, ex cept "possibilities" In certain neglect ed parts of the city. "If I can find a house for my family," said the new comer, "I will begin preaching youder among that unchurched cluster of working folk." A house was provided, a tent was set up for the young man to preach In, and In six weeks preaching nights and Sundays, and making house-to-house calls during the day he gathered a Sunday school of a hundred and a membership of sixty for a new church. To that dismal old query, "How shall we reach the masses?" this man has found the only answer: Go to them. KecpltlK Still. Many a good man whose life has had In It a good deal of trouble and opposition would have saved much If he had learned In his childhood the lesson of keeping still. If the hnrd word hurts It will not make It easier to make an angry reply. If you do not answer at all, It stops right there; If your tonguo cannot be restrained nobody knows what the result may be. You will find again and again that the way to keep out of trouble Is to keep still. ROBERT FULTON'S BIRTHPLACE. Struggle Renewed to fluy It In Lan caster, I'u.-Monej la Wanted. In order to commemorate the name and preserve the historic birthplace of Robert Fulton, who perfected the first steamboat, Hugh R. Fulton of Lan- caRter, Pa., representing a number of prominent citizens. Is again making ev- ery effort to raise by subscription enough money to purchase tho proper ty Fulton House, In Fulton Town ship where tho great American In ventor was born. Harvey and Joseph Smith, who own the Fulton property, have completed arrangements to build a new house on the site, but have agreed to wait sev eral weeks before beginning the work of tearing down this historic landmark as It now stands, and have offered to sell the place for $2,000. Several men of Lancaster County and a grandson of Fulton In New Y'ork favor the preser vatlou of the property, because of .Its historic value, and are willing to Join In the purchase of the property as a memorial. Robert Fulton was the first man sue cessfully to apply steam to navigation, though a steam engine was Invented by James Watt, a Scotchman, some 35 years before Fulton's successful trip on the Hudson River with the Cler mont What Watt did was simply to Improve upon the clumsy steam engine of Newcomen, which had been In use for more than half a century. Of the early attempts to apply steam to navigation, one was by a man whol ly unknown and unheard of at that time, William Henry, a gunsmith of Lancaster. About 17(13 he made an en glne from models he had seen while In England, and this he attached to a boat with paddles. The experiment which followed took place on Conestoga Creek, near Lancaster, but it did not prove successful. When a number of prominent men selected discussed as to which Amer- lean inventor's name should be en - rolled at the Hall of Fame, the name of Robert Fulton received the largest number of votes. He was a hero of peace and the American people should preserve his birthplace. Philadelphia Record. Mistake of a Western Surgeon Clarence Douglass, of Muskogee, la poking fun at Clark Moore's radium water and tells this story: Recently a patient, while shaving himself, sliced off the end of his noso, and very nat urally dropped the razor, which In fall ing cut off one of his big toes. A local surgeon bandaged hlin up, but In the excitement of the moment bound the end of the toe to the nose wound, and put the nose where the toe ought to be, The mistake was not discovered for removed;a'n(i Dy that time, thanks to th wondcrfui curative Dowers of the radium water, perfect union had taken place and both wounds were found to 1 1 S lJt mi 1 . Hw - be oompieteaiy neaieu. aub oniy in convenience the patient now experl ences is trimming the toenail on the end or nis nose ana rasing on nis snoe when he wants to sneeze. Kansas City Time. Btill Holds True. Phlloa Nothing was made In vain. Inquls What was the vermiform appendix made for? Phllos For the benefit of the sur geon, Detroit Free Press. J 73 isSsaS Two-Row Corn CwtUr. A subscriber of lowa Homestead ends that Journal a sketch of a con- tenlent two-row corn witter. He says tot t.l..l. I Iim m mn ft imuft it iiuua raiiri iimu m - cutter. I used this bome-mau corn - - . cutter one season and It works to per fection. I ue a 4x4 for an axle, and bolt a 2x4 to this axle two and one- n"" ,0 ,urr wt apart, and let It run out twelve Inches on the rear side. Hoard this over for a platform. For runners at the front end I took run ners from an old Keystone planter and fastened them from th bottom CXIBM CCTTlH. o as to have them run about six or seven Inrhes from the rows of com. For knives, I took two blades off an old stalk cutter. The platform may be either nailed or bolted down. Tbo wheels are old planter wheels. On the table I have a buck fastened to the platform so one can sit or lean npon it when tired. Below this I had a pall large enough to hold ball of binder twine. As soon as I have an armful of corn It Is comprened with the de vice shown and tied ready for putting In the shock." Knowledge lucraaaea Crop. During the pnst twenly-flve years the Increase In the yield of grain crops In Denmark per acre hss been over 11 per cent for barley, 17 per cent for ots, 23 per cent for' wheat Potatoes have Increased f9 per ceut In yield per cre. Danish authorities cred t the lu crease largely to government Instruc- dons and teaching In the best meth ods of agriculture. The Hungarian government also Is coming to the front In Its encouragement of agriculture. The state Institutions Includo a great academy for the higher branches of agriculture, four farm colleges, twen ty-one village farm schools, and win ter schools for farmers, a great agri cultural museum and eighty model farms. Twenty-five state orchard have been established, and during the past three years 878,000 grafted stocks and over two million seedlings have been distributed. Hungarian agriculture has grown at a surprising rate, the export of poultry and eggs having Increased 80 per cent In five years, and dairy products navmg gained at an even larger rate. Mak tha Cows Comfortable, Most farmers think they know how to care for their cows without tha ad vice of anyone, and the majority of them do glv them food and shelter, but there- are many mor llttl com forts which cost but a trifle, but which go far toward Increasing the value of the milk production. Sunshine, what little ther is In winter, Is as welcome to animals as to th human family, and the man who will contrive to glv his cows all the sunshine possible will bav better-natnrea cows ana more milk. Then see to It that all cracks and crevices through which drafts of air can come are closed. It Is not meant that ventilation be dispensed with by any means, but simply that drafts ar shut out Mak th beds heavy with straw and keep th stalls elean; then with a wU-rntllated and sunny stable and something to chew Ion between regular meals, th cow will be happy and comfortable, and will surely repay you by a fuller milk pall EflsrVtah Farmara Quit Grain Baiting. The area devoted to the wheat crop .ru4lji 0 in Great Britain has decreased about Congress. Special attention Is to be thirteen per cent as compared with given to horses, of cavalry and car last year. The barley crop also shows rlag types, for which purpose the ex a decrease In acreage. A part of the porlment farm at Fort Collins, Col., la land withdrawn from wheat and bar- ley has been devoted to th oat crop, but th total acreage of all three crops Is the lowest recorded sine th official returns were first issued thlrty-slx 7 a- ond ,ta1" acre ,e" th last year's total. Borne of th land withdrawn from the grain crops has Deen aevoiea to specialties, sucn as fruits, flowers and vegetables, while other areas have been turned Into Prk9' Parage and mowing. f CCUIU VUUU11UCII IBS jf there any value in feeding red Depper to fowls It is mainly In fur- ST Br - nuing a seasoning to th food which - mkht otherwise b flat and in this way stimulating th appetite. Chopped onioni wm bav th sam effect and ar certainly better for th fowls than too much pepper. Th red pepper, In moderate quantities, Is good for the moulting hens, acting as a stimulant and strengthening their rather deplet ed vitality, but the pepper should not be made a regular part of the ration, lit 1 not only unnecessary when th ration consists of good grains la rarv ty, bat is actual! harmful If much ef It U fed. Vhacktag Coraw On of th great objection! farmer Lav to harvesting corn foJdr Is, that th grain la seriously damaged by th operation. Id fact, thsy aay oftntlma It will not icrmlnsU, and Is always mor or less chaffy, light In weight. and otherwise not equal to corn per mitted to remain In th tUtd, or until after several frosts. A casual lam ination of th way th shocks ar made on many farms would convince on that complaints made about get ting an Inferior grata might be i peel ed, for the shock will not turn water. will not let water that happens to get In to the shock out quickly, and Is, In ti.rt ao much on th ground that It Is practically wet all the time. It Is not a difficult task so to handle Imth fod- der and corn as to have a One forago from lite fodder and still aeeur the grain that Is In every way equal to standing grain. The corn crop Is often cut too green. Frequently th stalk becomes brown. the blades turning yellow and the ear still soft and full of sap. In such In stances the cutting should be slow, putting up quarter and half shock over the entire area, giving th Inside renter of the shock an opportunity to dry. then later finish the shock. Wher the corn binder Is used the harvesting should b such as to sav th fodder with as little damage to th corn a possible. This requires Judgment. Then In shocking set four bundles In the four corners made by the horse, tie them tightly near th top, remove horse and place a bundle on each of the four sides In the center. This leaves a corner between tho four bun dles so located that It may be mad to contain two bundles each. When the center bundles are placed around the first four eight bundles are up ami the shock Is one-half finished. Fill ing between with two bundles make tho shock, which contains sixteen bun dles. The shock Is small, well bal anced, and when drawn well together near the top It la tied twice. Th bun dles In such a shock may be set welt apart at th bottom, permitting good ventilation. The binder cuts such a low stub that the ear In the shock I high from the ground. In cutting by hand the careless shocker usually cut high stubs, then he throws the fodder together. The high cutting causes the ear on the stalk to be near the ground or more probably on the ground, caus ing serious damiiEe to the gra'n. Corn fodder should be cut as low as possi ble, that the grain tuny stand a good distance from the ground while In th shook. W. U. Anderson, Id Indianap olis News. Device for Holding Uoga. ron noLDiito noos. Th Illustration Is self-explaining, and one can readily see how It Is con- structed and used. Farm Note. Note th changes which you Intend ed to make for next winter. nave all live stock ready for market before you market It The appearance of things about th house Is th first that attracts atten tion, good or bad. 'Prepare to winter the young stock well. Don't be afraid. People will need beef next year the same as this. Be that all necessary repairs are made, not only upon the home build ings, but upon th outbuildings also. Winter Is coming. If those March and April pigs had clover and peas to run through th summer they ar now Just about ready for a corn diet A cheery, comfortable family room and plenty of good things to read roba winter of about all of its terrors, ce ments family ties and lays a founda tion for pleasant memories In after life. The Department of Agriculture an nounces its intention to go Into th stock-raising business, using an appro- prlatlon of $26,000 made by the last to b used. Poultry Picking. On breed Is enough for the farmer. Keep the fowls clean and their houses clean. Roup Is produced by a bad cold being neglected. If eggs for hatching are desired, use 2-year-old hens. Granulated Is the form In which to supply bone to poultry. To make poultry business a success It must have attention. All perches should be on the sam level, none higher than th others. It is very essential that th poultry house should be well ventilated. Whole wheat Is an excellent food for th hens, but should not b used exclusively. Bona meal contains lime and also animal matter which is of value. Th us of food is to sustain life and maintain warmth and good condi tion of body.