Distress After Eating Jfauic between tneili, belching, toio Ulrtj, flatulence, fiti of nervous bead, ache, il a In the stomach, are all symptoms of dysp'rpile, and the longer It Is nrglectcd the harder it U to cure It. Hood's Sarsaparllla and Pills4 ' Radically and permanently care it 1 strengthen and tone the stomach and pother dlgeitire organs for the uaturul 1 performance of their functions. Atrrpt no substitute for Hood't. "I had dyspepsia iwenty-flvs yee's and took different nfodlctncs but cot do help ttntll I began taking Hood's Sarseparllla. liars Uxsn (our bottles of this r:.dde and can now eat almost anything, sleep well, bare no cramps In my stomach, do burning and do distress. r Mia. Woman 0. Bassm. It Oln. St, ProTldtmee, R. X, Mood's tarsaparUla promises U ura and keeps) the promlea. nrnill lias a Fine Tea. United States CoiimuI Ame writes from Para a recoutnt'iidntlon of a lira alllan beverage, yerba mate tea, whlen I prepared from the roaated and pul-terlxtKl- leaves of an evergreen forest ' tree. . v Yerba mate Is largely consumed In ' Paraguay and In the llraslllan 8tatea, where It Is made. 'It la exteiislveiy consumed In Argentina.. In Uruguay, aud to a leas extent In Chill. There Is a small consumption In other States of Brssll, a small quantity Is exported to Europe and still less to the United States and Canada. Estimated exports may reach 43.000 to 57,000 tons annu ally. - ' - Yerba mite has a peculiar bitter, emoky taste, which Is usually consid er unpleasant, and this has largely operated to prevent Its more extensive use as a beverage. This smoky bitter ness Is chiefly due to the rude meth od employed for drying the lesves and It seems likely that the Improved methods of drying the mate on Iron or copper pans would give a much more delicate and agreeable product Mate Is aald to have all of the best qualities of coffee and tea as a stimulating health beverage, without the dlaadvan tage of either. It Is a, more gentle stimulant than either and Is said to be much used In the hoapltals of Paris. The tree could probably be grown In southern California, perhaps In southern Texss, certainly lu many parts of the Phlllpplnea. Could Get No lest. Freeborn, M'nn, Oct.. 17 (Special) Mr. II. . Goward, a well known man here, is rejoicing In the relief from suf fering he has obtained through using Ikxlil's Kidney Pills. His experience is well worth repeating as it , should point the rosd to health to many an other in a similar condition. "I had an aggravating case of Kid ney Trouble," says Mi. Goward, "that gave me no rest dav or night but using a few boxes of Dodd's Kidney Pills put new life in me and I feel like a new man. "I am happy to state I have received great and wonderful benefit from Dodd's Kidney Pills. I would heartily recom mend all eufTereis from Kidney Trouble to give Dodd's Kidney Pills a fair trial as I have every reason to believe it would never be regretted." , Dodd's Kidney Pills make you feel like a new man or woman because they cure the kidneys. Cored kidneys mean pure blood and pure blood matins bounding health and energy in every part of the body. A Little Too Goo I. Husband Why do you shop at Slogo It Co.'a, Instead of st Faatime'sT Wife Fastlrae's has some new sort of electrical contrivance which brings yonr change ao quick you don't have time to change your mind. . P?5, 17 I'l ll I am cotnt telled by a sense of gratitude to tell yon the great good yottr remedy has done tnein a case of Contagious Blood Poison. Among other symptoms I was se , , verely afflicted with Rheumatism, and got almost past going. The disease got a firm hold upon my system; my blood was thor oughly poisoned with the virus. I lost in weight, was run down, had sore throat, eruptions, splotches and other evidences of the disease. I was truly in a bad shape when I began the use of S. 8. S., but the persistent use of it brought me out Of my trouble safe and sound, and I have the courage to publicly testify to the virtues of your great blood remedy, S. S. 8., and to recommend it to all blood-poison suffer ers, sincerely believing if it is taken ac cording to directions, and given a fair "trial, it will thoroughly eliminate every particle of the virus. Tam&S CTOsUN. , Stark Hotel, Greensburg, Fa, . Painful swellings In the groins, red emn ' tions upon the skin, sores in the mouth and loss of hair and eyebrows, are some of the symptoms of this vile disease. 8, S. S. is an antidote for the awful virus that attacks and destroys even the bones. S. S. 8. contains no Mercury, Potash or ' other mineral Ingredient We offer i,ooo for proof that it is not absolutely veget able. Home treat ment book giving the symptoms ami other interesting and valuable infor mation about this disease, ; mailed free. Our physi clans advise free those who write us. The Swift Speol&o Company, Atlanta, Ca, esssiisVW Mrs. Anger I csn't see wbr mv hue. band should be Jealous of me. Her Kriend No one can, my tfear. lira. Wlndyclty 1 hear thst Mrs.' Fscker Is quite a collector. What la her fad) Mrs. Lakeside Husbands. I Strangor Do express trains stoo here . Big Hsnk (ststlon srenn Onlr fer railway officials an' trsn robbers. KI. "f I .. L .1. . wvuuk it jVu iuuw toe uiuerence ltWMfl trillifAllAM n I - M "Oh, but I do. Grand onera Is rnmlc " Puck. "What would you suggest as a name for my new yachtr "Why, It seems to me the Floating Debt would be ap propriate." Evelyn Yes, my great-grandmother eloped with my great grandfather. Cbolly Just fancy I Old people like that! Smsrt Set. Doy Father, If there should be a strike of the dog cstchers In the Phil ippines, would the Igorrotes tske to eeUng beef? Ex. J "Mr. Smith bsd a hsrd time to get bis daughters off his hands." "Yea, and I hear he has to keep tbelr hus bands on tbelr feet." Knlcker Yes, Johnny, there Is only one wsy to lesrn, and thst Is to begin st the bottom. Johnny How about swimming? New York Sun. Flrse Nurse I won't be able to s-o to the picnic to morrow. Second Nurse way not? First Nurse To tell the truth, I'm afraid to leave the baby with Its mother. Ex. Continuous: Nell Yes, he actually had the Impudence to kiss me. Belle The Ideal Of course, you were In dignant? Nell Oh, yes. Every time. Philadelphia Ledger. Chauffeur You'd better be a little csreful, air. My machine might make your horse run. Farmer Oatmeal Do tell I Well, It'll be the first time In thirty years.-Chlcagp News. "I don't have to work for a living." said the shiftless Individual. "Of course you don't" rejoined the busy men; "If you did It's a safe, bet that you , wouldn't be living." Chicago Newt, "I'm trying to find the Idea In your poem," said the editor of the Squint uary Magasine. "Oh, don't worry about that" said the anxious young poet; "there Isn't any. You can use It without the slightest fear." Chicago Record-Herald. "Do you think you can cure me, doc tor?" asked the society woman. "I think so, with the help of Providence," replied the good physician. "Why not Newport? The climate there Is surely the ssme as that of Provldeuce." Philadelphia Press. Mrs. Honeymoon (to husband In rail way train) Do you love me? Old Party (confidentially from other Beat to bridegroom) She's asked you forty seven times aires. I get out here, but I'll leave the score with this gen tleman by the window. "Glad to meet you," said the polite cannibal chief to the new missionary. "I shall expect to see more of you to morrow. We dine at high noou." "Er thanks, awfully. I shall be delighted " "Not at all. The pleasure will be all mine, I assure you." It is human to doubt. Display a sign with the Inscription "Beware of Paint," and nine men out of ten will draw their forefingers across the newly painted surface to see If the sign Is not merely "en Invention of the en emy." The teu.a man never learned to read. Da aha way You say your sister will be down in a minute. Willie? That's good news'. . I thought perhaps she wanted to be excused, as she did the other flay. Willie Not this time. I played a trick on her. Dashaway What did you do? ' Willie I said you were another fellow l--London Tit-Bits. "Wiseman To look at that English man you'd think he was a tramp, wouldn't you? Jokeley Well, I know for a fact that he hasn't a place that he can call home. Wiseman Non sense! Why, his mansion In London Is Jokeley Sumptuous, yes; but he calls It " 'ome." Catholic Standard Times. Helen and Malda were at play when Malda was overheard saying: "My mamma does not allow me to use a bit of slang. She says It Is coarse and vulgar." "Thst's Just what my mam ma soys, "replied Helen. "My! but I'd get It right In the neck If she' heard me using slang like some little girls!" Llpplncott's. Teacher of Physiology Now we will dissect this odd little animal. But first, Jimmy Phallg, will you Jell me, what we have here? Jimmy Faith, and It's called a bat, sir. Teacher Very well. Now, how many kinds of bats 1 are there? Jimmy There are folve. The black, bat, the red bat the acrobat the baseball bat and the brickbat, sir. ' A tourist In a remote part of Ire land, having stayed the night at a wayside inn' not usually frequented by visitors, Informed the landlord In the morning that his boots, which had been placed outside his room door, had not been touched. "Ah," shure," said the landlord, "and you molght put your watch and chain outside your room door In this house, and they wouldn't be touched." The King. A Do you like your thin, rouh, short hair? Of course you don't. Do you like thick, he ivy, smooth fcslr? Of course you.do. Then why Hair Vigor not be pleased? Ayer's Hair Vigor mikes beautiful heids of hair, thit's the whole story. Sold for 60 years. I have ased Stmt's Hair VW for Vftt I . Intfaed, a H4rui hair Un,W, rHn( health I lit hair seelp. and. mi l (MM Urn, frorltnr a .pLndid rmnf.m vav n. iaTy, mtmiu, mm. t. fl .M fcMlla. f O. 4TIDOO. tw.M Vim. AH Amrn.ta. fori Weak Hair fto Many Have. "Here Is sn article about our cor rupt police," aald the reporter. "How should I bead It?" "Oh, juat say the city has a bad case of the blues," replied the greet editor. ley LIOUOfH40ftfl1INE-TOBACCC a' BaeMVa SlraatiUFuMW ana rOS 'MX SAKTtCULARS mi tynmmp.tr roTiANo.or, Good Joke at Charoh Fair. "Had a great time at the church fair last night!" "So? What was doing?" "They bad some strawberry short cske, and I nearly laughed myself to desta thinking bow I fooled 'em. I didn't eat It" Stats or Omo, Cir v or Tolsdo, I LUC'AI CoirKTV, I ' FaAKK i. i'RSHCV wakw out that b Is tan tor partner of lha Arm of K. J. ChbxkV Co., doing tu.tntMtn th CltrofTolado.Coan ty and Stat sfurvntid n4 tbat tald Arm will par thaanmof ONE IUJNDRKl U0LI.AR8 for eh and errrjr raaa of C ta hum that cannot be urad by tna um of Hall's Citaseh '' FKANK J. CIltNEY. worn to befora ma and iutcribd In my prawnoe, this tb day of Lmber, A. D., lus. Aw., A. W, OI.KASON, sbal hoiarjr mile. Hall's Catarrh Cura la taken Internally, and acta dlrMtlr on the blood and mucoue lurfacea of the srstam. Sand for tmtlBionlala, free. m.M f. CMISKY CO., Toledo, 0. U all's TaAlff FUU or Ike beat. Har Mother's Procnoettoatloaa. . " He Why does your Bother insist oa your having sa elaborate church wed dins? She She says It's the last chance I'll ever have to show off In fond clothes. Motherawlll Sad Mrs. Winalow's Soothlnf Syrup the bett remedy to ue for Lbalr child rea durlnj the teething period. The late Anton Tchechoff was sn inti mate friend of Gorki and Tolstoi, and it wss the remarkable success of the former that encouraged him in his literary kfTorta. , ' T Flso's Cure U a good couch medicine. It has cured courhs and colds for forty years. At druggists. 23 cents. The Washington Monument, In Wash ington, D. C, is the highest In the worhl. It towers C.15 feet in the air, and iscom posed of 18.000 blocks of marble, each two feet thick. Mrs. L C Glover, VJce-Pres- Idcat Milwaukee, Wis.; Business Woman's Association's enother one of the million women who have been restored to health hv using Lydia E. Pinkhsm's Yege-'l table Compound. . " Dk ah Mrs. Pixkbam : I was mar ried for aeveral years and no children blessed my home. , The doctor said I had a eomplication of female troubles and I could not have any children un less I could be cured. He tried to cure me,- but after experimenting for sev eral months, my husband becume dis gusted, and one night when wo noticed the testimonial of a woman who had been cured of aimilar trouble through the use of Lydia E. Pinkham'a Vegetable Compound, he went out and bought a bottlo for me. I used your medicine for three and one-half months, improving steadily in health, and in twenty-two months a child came. I cannot fully express the joy and thankfulness that is in my heart. Our home is a different place now, as we have something to live for, and all the credit is due to Lydia E. Plakham'a Vegetable Com pound. Yours very sincerely, Mas. L.C. Glover, 614 Grove St, Milwaukee, Wis." Vice President, Milwaukee Business Woman's Association. isooo ftftlt If rtfimu f eat fetter jraeay fiaaas. eat eAJMet ee rea'aee. t I Best ughflyniiistei OoolL'baa A ' 1,1 Intim. Sold by drnnrlMa. t-I 1 I Eg! J SJ1QRY FROM AN ABSTRACT. Faraa Sow la KaoMa City (told by Saw tor CckrU tat tioyhood. If Senator Trancls Msrlon Cockrcll could have tvttnrrn when be was a boy that the great city f th MUmmrl valley would be built here at the Junc tion of the haw and Missouri rivers he might now be a multlajilllonalre. In eiamlnlng an abatratt to lot on Tracy, betweeo Thirty-sixth and Thlr- ty-aeventn streets, it. J. Holmden. the attorney, tnade the dlx-overv thut CockrelL In JS47, when he was a boy of 13, own?d eighty acrea there, and be sold It all for S'JOO. The lot which Mr. Holmdon wss looking up sold re cently for S5.000. The Isnd. WO acres of It wss deeded by the United 8tstes government In 1SZ7 to the State of Missouri for semi nary purpose. The tract was all of section 21, township 40, range 33. In JS33 Jowpn Cockrell, father of the Senator, bought eighty ncrea of It from the Stste for 12.02 an acre. Mr. Cock- rejl died, and In 1SI7. when Francis Marlon Ox-krcll was 13 years old. he peUtloned the court, tlirouzh hla cuar- dJan, to sell the eighty seres. In his petition he said that be al ready owned a farm In Wsrrensbnri: sufficiently large for his needs when be aliould become of sgc, and, besides. he said, the big storm of 1844, the year of the great flood, had blown down all the trees on hla eighty-acre tract In Jackson county and therefore it would be useless for hlra to hold it because, when he would come of age, the timber would be all dead. Hicks and Smart of Independence were Cock- rell's lawyers. The court granted bis request end the land was bought by Joseph Brown for $000. Kansas City Star. , Btorm Cannons, The storm cannons now In use slong the southern side of the Alps, where dsmsge from hailstorms during har vest time la Imminent look like a huge megaphone, such as boat-crew coaches use, and they are set "ltb their wide mouths gaping skywsnd, beside little houses that look like sentry boxes. When they are fired they boom like "sure enough" csnnons, and send re verberstlng, echoing, boom-booms car romlng about among the hillsides; but Instead of a ball or shell, or other sim ilar projectile, they emit a ring of smoke which grows larger and larger as It ascends, until st last before It breaks, It Is big enough to surround a ten-acre field. Whst the effect of a smoke ring upon a mischievously In tent cloud Is I cannot exactly say, but Instead of ball, only rain falls when the guns are used, and damsge to crops la prevented. riTft Permanently imna. wefltaornarTODaaeai fllO anarSratSayiuaaomr.Klhie'iarwrtKarra faetenvr. ton tat Frea S) t trial bottle and treatise. M.M. H. miaa.Ud.. MJ Arab 8k, Philadelphia, fa The Royal Color. " Purple has always been considered the royal color. The Ill-fated Charles I. was, however, at his own desire, crowned In' a robe of white. Although he was seriously reminded that of the two exceptions to this rule, Richard II. ind Henry VL who wore white satin robes at their coronations; both had come to a violent end. one at Pohte fract castle and one in the Tower, Charles I. was resolute in his decision, ind, when, twenty-three years after ward, almost to a day, his body was eonveyed to its grave through a heavy nowstorm, the superstitions could not help remarking that the third "white king" had suffered a violent death. Monkeys Eaten in Brazil. The savage tribes In the interior of Brazil are exceedingly fond of roast monkey' Humboldt estimated that one small tribe of 200 Indians consumed over 1,200 monkeys during a year. It is said that until recently monkey meat was for sale In the butcher shops 0' Rlo4 Janeiro. Mr. Wallace, when In the Amazon region, had a monkey cut up and fried for breakfast The flesh somewhat resembled rabbit in flavor and had 00 unpleasant or peculiar taste. , OREOON PORTLAND ST. HELEN'S HALL A GIRL'S SCHOOL OF THE HIGHEST CLASScorpe of teacher, location. build In equipment the best. Send for cat alof ue. . Term Opens September 18,1904 . PRICES THAT TALK. Beit faWanlxed standard wrought Iron pipe Inch, S5.S0 per luo fet Beet galraniied standard wrought Iron .pipe, 1 Inch, 7.1 pet 100 feet All siiei in black and ralrahlied pipe at lowest market prices. Wood pumps capacity on barrel per minute, S. Rubber, leather and canvas belting, hose and pactins; at wholesale prices. Write u for your wants in the machinery line. Irrigation plants a specialty. R.lereon Machinery Co., Port land, Oregon. Dr. C. Gee Wo WONDERFUL HOM1 , TREATMENT 1 This wonderful Chi. m doctor la called irrat brcanm he cnive prop). WHhont opera tion that are tlYwi up 10 die. Me curat with thoe. Wonderful t'hl mm h.rba, roota, huda, barke aud .ftahle that an entirely on. know a to medical eot .nee In thla country. Throngb the am o' thoe harmlree remedies this famous dootor knows the actio, of over MO different rem edies, which be ncceearully uses In different rilaeue. He (uarantees to cure cattarh, asth ma, lnn(, throatj rheumatism, nervousness, noroach, liver, kidneys, etc.: has hundreds of Mftlniealals. Chargea moderate. Call and sea him. Patterns out ef the city writ, for blanks and circular.. Bend stamp. l!ON8Ulr TAT1UK S Klto; ADDKka TheC Gee Wo Chinese Medicine Co. ZSS ..Alitor St.. PurUaad. Orefea. a-Mriio.. papr. ' P. N. U. V" . No. 43-1904 w BEN wrtUnf to advertiser pleaea nutna sosa papvr. ANcfclalik Preparationfor As slmHat'tng BteFoodandBegula ling the StooactB andBowrcb of rromolcs Digcslionhecrfu ness and Rest Contains neither OpiumforpIune nor liner ai INot Narcotic. Jtx.Smn ASreowubJUS A perfect Remedy forConsfipa non, Sour Stomach.Diarrtioca Worms Xxmvulsions .Fevensh ness and Loss or Sleep. Pac Simile Signature of NEW YOTIK. EXACT COPY Of WBA&CR. A Ron's SntKatlon. "Papa." aaid little Arthur, after his mother had punished him, "will 70a dcr something for tatV "What la it you wintr "Marry somebody else, and I'd wish you'd pick out grandma, because she's always kind to me." Chicago Keeord Uerald. Yea Can Oct Allen's Foot-Ease PRES. Writs Allen & Olmsted, Le Ttoy.N. T., tor a free aamtle of Allen's Foot-Ease. It en rea eweatlnf , hot swollen, acMnf fact. It makes mw or tight shoes easy. A certain cure for corns, intrrowinanalls and bunions. Alldrn alsusellit. 2ic Don't accept any rabstltnte. Thoronarbly Experieaoed. Official Yes, we have room for a few more.! road guards. Had any expe rience? Applicant (vlcoferonslyl Schnoowoo mowwoystreet! Wake npl Don'tbeaU day! Steplirelyl Shakaleg! When St. Jacobs Oil The old monk cure, strong, straight, sure, tackles Hurts, Sprains, Bruises The muscles flex, the kinks untwist, the soreness dies out. ' Price 25c. and 50c. "DIDN'T HURT A BIT" IS WHAT THEY SAY By Our We are enabled to extract from one to B2 teeth at one. sitting, positively and aoso lntelv without pain or bad alter effects. People in delicate health ne-d have no fear as our tnetliod of extracting is posi tively safe and absolutely painle-s. Absolute cleanliness is our motto. We do crown and bridge work without pain. Our 17 years' ex erience In pla.e I - -"ts- W A won enaoies us 10 ni 'f V We"hi ..V-ifitii in 1 1 J open r. 'i ne orst is the cheapest i have feelings as well as you. open evenings till liK. t . t. to jab. Phone inCC DDAC TiMiticTP" Uii DlUAJv RUSSELL HIGH GRADE MACHINERY ENGINES BOILERS SAW HILLS The A. H. Averill Machinery Co., ro r a rN ' Assi Vonr U met carried by local grooers, write Wadhauu dt Co, who trill adrlss where obiaiaatue. QncniMhinn s a av- t a .- -4 For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought T 2.1. - Signature A $ In Use For Over Thirty Years 1 Choice Selection. "I learn that the Van Ruitons allow their chickens to diet on tbelr neigh bora' flowers. Do they keep it se cret?" - "Well. I should think pot If yon dine with them the suave Mr. Van Rniton will ask If yon prefer violet fed fowl or 'chicken de roses.' Special Card ta the PslhBc. tr C, Gee Wo, Chinese Medicine Co., 23 Alder tit.. PortWnd. Orea-nn. resrreta belne- cou ,lnset with Doctor Lee 8ina Hon, who waa emeu icwTuviij in ruriiana. ,r. ng 1. got dead, and Is practlcl f at same location, 223 Alder Htrert. Some people thought there was only one Chinese doctor. , e' " Domeatto Bapplness. Mrs. Neighbors Men have different ways of making home happy. Mrs. Hamer How so? Mra. Neighbors Some do It by stsy lng at home and some by staying away. Method your moutn coniloit- nth comfoit- i l in tie end. A i from 9 to 1 Sundays I Main 2029. Uu. V. A. WiB, 208-213 Falling Ed?.. 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