1 Topics of the Times lUa Lhassa has her Younghusbani It U Mid that the Tibetans know nothing of tha United States, but ael-tht-r did Ralsull a ftw weeks ago. "Sasslety" Implies a meltttude of people and much tuxv Society may Include but two peopl and silence. Washington la trying to break up tho practice of "holding hands" la lta park. What art parka for, anyway! Tht physician who advises everv ona to tako a long walk every day Lasat any stock In tha rapid transit roads. Many an American huckster might marry within the 400 had hia great grandfather shoveled coal for a "prince or Buinpln'.' To do Gen. Europatkln Justice, he baa executed several difficult slides from one base to the other with much kill ac4 Judgment A feat In Delaware has partaken of dyuamlte free lunch and now no one dares to kick It Here la a valuable hint for the much-abused hobo. Mr. Bryan la In favor of letting the people choose the postmasters. We feel certain, however, that this la not the Idea he picked up while ho was abroad. The Japanese practice deep breath ing until It becomes second nature to them. Gen. Kuropatkin probably has noticed that they never seom te get out of breath. A New York woman, giving her lews in print on the subject ef wom an suffrage, saya: "Every married woman should have a vote without tolling her age." An Incredulous public will require the strongest kind of proof before ac cepting the statement that something Just aa good aa a beefsteak can be made out of cotton seed. According to Dr. Dowle, excessive atmospheric heat is caused by a multi tude of little devils. Now we under stand what la meant when It is said that Kansas has a devilish good corn crop. J. Plerpont Morgan has recently had narrow escapes In gasoline launches and automobile. Ruseell Sage will bo Inclined to think It waa good enough tot him, aa long aa be wasn't wise enough to walk and save his money. Governor Warfleld, of Maryland, aays his wife was 26 when he married her and he things that Is about the right age for women to become wives. When a girl reaches 26 she la so afraid of becoming an eld maid that it la an easy matter to get her consent A Harvard professor says the moon la full of flowers. The unscientific reader will understand now that those objects on the surface of the moon that look like craters of extinct vol canoes, when viewed through a tele scope, are in reality full blown roses of an unusually large else. In a broad sense the farm Is becom ing more attractive every year. The telephone and the rural delivery ser vice, the greatly Improved machinery for cultivation and handling of crops, the dawn of the township high and the consolidated district school, the for mation of debating clubs and women's societies, the building of better churches, and the advent of the lnter urban road all of these influences have created a new atmosphere for the farmer. The day when the average farmer was a lout has passed, if, in deed, it ever existed. "A certain municipality In Sweden" Is credited by a correspondent of a London paper with securing its Income by taxing citizens according to weight A man who weighs less than 135 pounds can laugh at the tax collector, but one who weighs 200 pounds pays about three dollars a year. Upon one who weighs from 200 to 270 pounds, the tax is about six dollars and a quar ter a year. Beyond 270 pounds the tax Is nearly two dollars a year for each extra pound. Many a stout man will maintain, with good sense on his side, that the basis of taxation la wrong fclde up. Ills btilk 1b a burden and the tax is another. It is the lean man who should pay for the privilege of being lean. Probably it will be a good while be fore automatic vehicles will be em ployed for farm use, yet the trip of the 200 motor car enthusiasts from New York to St. Louis over all sorts of roads indicated that the automobile Is approaching a state of development In which it may be used for almost any vehicular purpose. The break downs between New York and Chi cago were hardly more numerous than could have been looked for among an equal number of carriages drawn by horses. There is no reason, conse quently, why automatic, propulsion should not be employed on farm wagons. Such a change would have In Its favor the additional considera tion that it would involve the imme diate Improvement of country roads. We talk about the care-free days of cliildhood. Why do we remember these days with such delight? Waa it be cans we had nothing to do but to play) No. Many of us had errands and chorea that kept us busy from morning until night It waa not Idle ness that gave ua happiness. What, then, is the secret of the happlmns of childhood? The question is answered In one word, Hope. Aa children we hoped for oaiethlLg new, souitthlng bettor to-morrow than the good that came to-day. Or If to-day chanced to have more of tears than of smlloa we hoped tor a brighter to-morrow. As children we believe In people and In the world, wo truet that to-taerrow will bring right the trials of to-day. Hope smooths out the wrinkles of to day and prepare for a beautiful to morrow. Hop works hard at the task at hand and never worries. "Worry Is tear. Fear Is the devil." nope fin ishes up the duties of to-day and be lieves In to-morrow. Hope goes to bed to sleep, not to toss on a wakeful pil low. Hope haa steady nerves aud courage. Hope never fears. Hope never weeps. Hope never lags. Hope's efforts are always healthy, vigorous and In some measure successful. Hope Is the life-aavlng quality. Fortuuat la he who passes from childhood to manhood with hope. When hope dies, then dies strength and courage. Then do w perish. A man In one of the Eastern States recently wrote to eue of the newspa pers that his Income was f3Q a wek. he had nobody to care for except h.s wife and himself and yet he ceuls not aave anything. He asked far advice as to how he could set aside something for "the rainy day" that every man saya he expects, but rarely acts as it he did. He had many reviles ef eue kind or another, but hardly eue ef them could be called helpful advice. For the most part men told aim what they had done In saving out ef sala ries many of which were much smaller than hi. One man with nearly the aamo Income told him latly that he ought te save ene-thlrd of It becsute he himself bad dene so, and then showed a schedule setting forth his expenses. Another cheered him with the information that out ef an Income of $08 a month he had himself kept house with a table he would net have been ashamed to Invite anybody to and had regularly saved 110 a month. He appeared to think that the Inquirer ought to save all of his $2,000 per year in excess of $56 a month, which must have been highly encouraging. This inquirer, had he wished te knew hew he could write as good a play as "Hamlet" would have been as much profited by a letter from Shakspeare Informing him that besides 'Hamlet" he himself had written divers other plays. The only glimmer of sense was at the end of the first of these two tetters, when he was Informed that "saving is not In the method It rtsts with the man and woman." So It does, but as nobody had told him their method this did not make him any wiser than he ought to bate been be fore. It doea Indeed rest with the man. and the sooner be learns that truth the sooner each will evolve it fcr himself and learn how "to cut his coat according to Its cloth." If he evolves It he will survive. If he does not he will not survive, and that is the whole ttory. AN INIIAN CUSTOM. M m . THK LIST BESTmO PLACE. A frequent scene on the Rosebud Sioux Indian agency of South Dakota in early days was the funeral couch of Sioux chieftains. The rude raft was raised on tall posts, and presented a weird spectacle in the still, vast plains of the Southwest Rubber Roads tn London. The rubber road which was recent ly laid under the archway at Bucking ham Palace has proved a splendid suc cess, In the estimation of many. Sev eral other private roads In London were also laid with this material, and the experiment has brought forth the proposal that London should be made a city of silence by paving the roads with India rubber. It is estimated by experts, however, that the scheme is too costly, as for every square yard of rubber-covered roadway the ratepayer would have to pay $15. "Rubber roads are hopeless," said the London manager of an American firm of rubber tilers. "No public au thority would ever dare to venture on the initial expense of such a costly un dertaking, in spite of the fact that the rubber roads last a lifetime. Apart from the cost, however, there Is no rea son why London't streets should not be rubber paved. Horses for one thing could dispense with shoes, and heavy traffic does not affect it much. The cement paving at the Broad street sta tion1 in Philadelphia, for Instance, had to be renewed every two years, but a rubber road laid down ten years ago la still there. Rubber roads, more over, are Banltary, clean and water proof." . Not the Same. He swore he'd go through fire and watet For her, and she was glad. The way he goes through fire-water Since they've been wed Is sad. Philadelphia Press. Love may be blind, but it knows when the gas Is too high. l ' mfx- s?ss . 1.1 r KSSS -T.- 41 I H (i f M a ) 4 a l v aw M " 'V Opinions of Great Papers on Important Subjects, 4 VW44eJeJ4e4 Bctter Stay at Home. ET the Pautni idea out of vour h,1. Gl It you have packed your I up your Job, unpack It and thouuruU of young fellows In this country whe have an Idea that tn the construction ef the great canal fat Jobs will go begging, and that It will be a fine thing to chuck up the $30 a month place ou the farm and draw $-V0 every thirty days on the great ditch. Applications for places are reaching the Canal Com mission at the rate of 1,000 a day already, lu the face of the fact that there are uo places at the comnilsslou'a dis posal. Some time there will be a lot of work, and undoubt edly the rate of pay will be high. But you couldn't stand It There lsu't a more pestiferous hole on the globe than that same canal site. The climate Is as dlffereut from that of the Uulted States as dark Is from dayllyht. Strange fevers, that slay almost In a night, abound, aud disease Is to be found everywhere. Undoubtedly, all that can be done to make the surrouudlngs heelthful will be done; but even then it is probable that the digging of the canal will be doue at the cost ef thousands of human lives. The uieu who work and survive will be largely those who have grown up in hot countries, who are used to killing labor and who are physically stronger than the average Ameri can. If you have any kind of a position that pays you de cently and has a future In It you will bo wise to get the Panama idea out of your head. If, when the time comes, you will go, and have a family. In Justice to them get your life Insured, If any Insurance company will take the risk. Cincinnati Post How Far Is the Traveling Public HE recent Colorado railroad disaster Is another tartl!nr demonstration of the falllbllltv ef tnitn. II igerlal precaution In the operation of railroads. I . . ti t a , . me cjouuouriii wnicn causcu uie wreca ami re sulted In the loss of so many lives was ono of those exhibitions of elemental force which not Uuvtquuuy upset every theory of human foresight and make a mockery of engineering skill. Such accldeuts can be avoided In only one way, and that Is by holding all trains during such terrific storms and this the public would not tolerate. On the contrary, there Is a constant demand for a reduction In running time, for greator speed, for annihi lation of distance. By yielding to this pressure railroad managers are In danger of los ng sight of the cardinal factor of safety. The American people are afflicted with the mania of rapidity. No railroad train, no trolley car, no automobile, no horse can go fast enough. If a railroad company were to run Its trains on a safety schedule It would be boycotted by 'the traveling public. How far, then, is the public responsible for railroad accidents that are caused by the lack of proper precau tionary measures in the running of fast trains? Accldeuts, of course, happen which cannot be avoided. Unfortunate ly too many of them result from the recklessness bred by the devil-may-care Impulse of "getting there at any risk." It would seem that we have about reached 'that point where a reaction mnst set In. A few more horrors like that In Colorado and the recent one near Chicago Heights, aud there will be a revolution of public sentiment which may result in the subordination of speed to safety. Chi cago Journal. ' Teach the Boys to Swim. HBSE are the days when the parents of small hnv fel nnilnns lost their nfTjinrl Tiff mil W Oir 1. -"-.y ---- - - - deep water and come to grief. are coramanaeu not to go swimming. .They are punished if they are caught with wet hair. Sometimes the shrewd mother ties peculiar knots in the fastenings of shoes and clothes and thus de tects the outdoor bathing enterprise of the boy. Then comes trouble, and the average boy, having once tasted the A REMARKAILE WATCH. Curious Relic Once Belonged to Queen Mary of Scotland. - The descendants of Mary Setoun, one of the four balds of honor to Mary Queen of Scotland, have in tbelr possession a curious watch, which was given by that queen to her favorite. The watch, which Is In the shape of a miniature skull, is about two inches and a half In diameter. It Is supposed to have been purchased by Mary her self when on a visit to Blols with her husband, the dauphin of France, as it has the name of a celebrated Blols manufacturer engraved on it The entire skull is curiously en graved. On the forehead there fs a picture of Death, with the usuul scythe and hour glass and sand glass. He is depicted as standing between a palace and a hovel, to show that be i no respector of persons, and under neath is the familiar quotation fro;n Horace, "Pallida more aequo pulsat pede pauperlum tabernas Regumque turres." At the back of the skull Is another representation, this one being of Time devouring everything. Time also carries a scythe,' and beside him Is the emblem of eternity the serpent with its tail in Its mouth. The upper section of the skull Is divided Into two pictures. On oue side is the Crucifixion, with the Marys kneeling at the foot of the cross, and on the other side are Adam and Eve surrounded by animals in the Garden of Eden. Below these pictures, running right round the skull, there Is an openwork band, to allow the sound of the strik ing of the watch to be heard. The openwork is a series of designs cut to represent the various emblems of the Crucifixion, such as scourges, the cross, swords, 6pears, the lantern used in the garden, and so forth. All of the carvings have appropriate Latin quotations. By reversing the skull and holding the upper part in the palm of the hand and lifting the under Jaw on Its hinge the watch may be opened, and on the plate inside is a representation of the stable at Bethlehem, with the st 111 aw m mm mm mm m m mm. m m m a s 1 mm em. n v a ,ui ULlK 5-'y T sweets of a dive in a pool, will only await his chance to repeat his adventure. When such disposition Is discovered It Is far better that the father of so determined a boy, in stead of punishing him, take In hand the lad's natatory adveuturos and escort him personally to the bathing beach, to superintend his swimming. The more the youugster la whipped for his secret swims the more shrewdly he will contrive to hide them. And In 'his hiding he Is likely to seek dangerous places, where he rauuot be easily seen. His companions are usually boys of his own age, who can not help' him if be gets Into trouble lu the water. He should, of course, be kept at home If possible from such places, but when the water-call la heard in midsummer nothing short of bolts and bars can keep the boy swimmer from his plungo. The bathing beach ts provided In large part Just to offset this danger. It la tint all It should be yet. In polut of equipment and regulations for Its use, but It Is nevertheless an excellent Institution, where every con dition Is as near to safety as possible, and where the dan ger to the youngster who goes swimming alone la reduced to a mlutmum. The boy who Is taught by his father to swim Is a happier lad than he who has to sneak sway with other boys aud learn In some muddy hole In the creek or some dirty wharf basla. Every boy should be taught to swim as soon as he has the strength to maintain himself in the water. It Is an invaluable accomplishment which at any time may save a life. Washington Star. trunk and thrown ask your former Respoaslbie? pated. ought duty J nuva The youngsters shepherds and their flocks In Uie dis tance. The works of the watch are in the brains of the skull, the dial plate being where the roof of the mouth would be In a real skull. This is of silver and gold, with elaborate scroll, while Uie hours are marked In large Roman letters. The works are remarK ably complete, even to a large silver bell with a musical sound, which holds the works in the skull when the watch Is closed. This curious old watch Is still In perfect order, and when wound every day keeps accurate time. It Is too large to be worn and was probably In tended for a desk or private altar. Kansas City Journal. AMBITIOUS OLD AGE. Better Seek an Education at 70 than Kemaln Ignorant. A few years ago two American wo men excited some comment by enter ing college for a complete course, one being 70 years of age. and Uie other nearly as okl. One gave as hor rea son a life-long ambition. Having mar ried before her aspiration for a col lege education could be realized, she devoted herelf faithfully to her do mestic career, but never ceased to de plore her meager schooling. Her chil dren having grown into men and wo men and having married and left her alone In her home, she could see no reason why she should not undertake to carry out her early purpose. She found greater pleasure in study than in anything else and although she might die before graduation, still who would have enjoyed her later years to a degree which no other occupation would allow. Harvard reported four venerable stu dents in the summer school, one a New Hampshire preacher of '83 years; an other a Congregational minister (Dr. Leonard Woolsey Bacon), who has written a good deal for the magazines and who is 74 years old, and two oth er preachers of about 60 years each. Of course this is not like entering for a full university course, but each of this remarkable quartet baa a special Where Is the Russia Arny? lHERB Is the enormous Russian army which riT the advance notices of the war said would be in y y Manchuria by this time? What has become of that mighty boat as numerous as that which S$?52 followed Xerxes? Before hostilities began the PGKi estimate was" that the Csar bad 200,000 troops lu uie b ur East At home, with the colors and In reserve, were several millions ready for transport Nearly five months have elapsed. Does the Msnehurlan army manifest the phenomena of preponderous bigness? On tha contrary, Uie excuse of every Russian com mander who has yielded hU line has been the presence of the enemy In greater numerical superiority. At the Yalu, Nanshan Hill, Tellssu, In fact everywhere contact haa oc curred, the Russian story of a few against many of an encompassing Japanese tide at once sweeplilg over Uie front and lapping Uie flanks. Even Kuropatkin has Joined the chorus, thus confessing weakness, and as a Justification for Uie withdrawal, not merely of a detached force or an advance guard, but of his main army, says Uie Japanese possess the vis major. Yet Uie most liberal estimate does not place the Mikado's soldiers In Manchuria at more than 200,000. An army In defense, according to accepted modern military canons, ought to be able to hold twice Its number In check. Did not Lee stay Grant from Richmond with a force less than half that of his adversary? Were not the Boers able to arrest the progress of an army many times larger than their own? Kuropatkln's dispositions, unless Runslsn In capacity Is colossal, suggest a commander who believes his enemy exceeds blm. Where, then, is Uie Russian army? New York Globe. Big Expositions Played Out HE olaln truth ia that tha rauhti-T ti h.i a -h A I surfeit of expositions, and that there Is not 1 I the popular Interest In this one. great as II & I nnriniititedlr la. wliloh itm npnl.nU.. It is useless to say that the people to be Interested; that It la a patriotic to lend support to such sn Perhaps that Is the Idea that Secretary Shaw has In mind when ho complains that the management has not made sufficient use of the newspapers. It Is of no use to talk of that. If the people do not want to go to St Ixiuls, they will stay away. In the autumn, when St Louis la cooler, the attendance will doubtless be larger. But there Is little reasou to hope that It will be large enough to make the enterprise financially successful. Rochester Union and Advertiser. . branch which he wishes to master with the aid of the college professors. They recall the case of Uie lenrued black smith, who, after he had reached the term of life prescribed by the Psalmist, became an unusual linguist with Uie complete mastery of many tongues. There comes a time in the life of nearly every man when lie realizes that he is growing old. Perhaps it is In the very prime of life, about the for tieth year, that this recognition of his mortality gives the most distress, and he is disposed to doubt whether it la possible for him to accomplish' any thing worth while. In Uie face of much evidence to Uie contrary It ha been affirmed that a man who has done nothing great before that age will never do it; that life after 40 consists mainly in learning on previous acqui sitions. However, as Ume goes on many a man develops a new courage, and especially he resolves to live thor oughly and heartily to the last mo ment As a French philosopher urg ed, a man should keep at his work as though Immortal, even though he should know that death would come to morrow. Another moralist asserts that a man who, on a sinking ship, should not take his pill at the prescribed mo ment and wind up his watch lacks a manly quullty. Anyhow, the man who at 80 or any other age at which he retains a healthy mind does, not shrink from an undertaking merely becanse death is near gets the best out of life. Philadelphia Record. A Substitute for Cork. Notwithstanding all the achieve ments of practical science, there are gome Indispensable materials the mak ing of which. Is still nature's secret, and for which no entirely successful substitute bus been found. Among these substances is cork, and it Is pos sible that in this case nature offers a substitute in Uie wood of a tree, grow ing on the east coast of Lake Tchad, in Africa, which is of even less specific gravity than cork. Best Language for the Telephone, French is said to be more easily un derstood over Uie telephone than Ena-llsh- POINTS VvHERCIN THEY DIPFtH Oae of the Sea Contrsats AawarieAS) MT omen Unfavorably vita KagtUh, iHplte all Uie loudly expressed opinions to the contrary, nothltic esu touch Uie really smart English woman as one see her at the Csrltea or at Priuco's at Uie lutwheon hour. There Is a bewitching, graceful femininity shout her that Is la evidence la every detail of her costume and a cert la temeUiing that for lack st a better word, we must call refinsaienl Our most charmingly gowned women la America-have all a tendency to ex travagance In drees and or&aaieal The well dressed KngUsa woatea U simple In her style, despite hat frills, and It Is oiily In Uie eveulsg. waei she puts on her low-necked gewa, that she altewe any of the daring extravagance that eue sees so freely aisplayed at eur fashionable hotels on Fltta avcau where women meet for luncheon. Then, the HugtUh wouiii'i fare to patrician evsn when she Is tar from beautiful. The finely modeled noses sod chins, the long, slender necks are the rule, end, although good eyes and mouths are uot so plentiful, the clear lines ef Us faces under the frilly hats are very satisfying from an artlstlo standpoint Our bifurcated girl and eur gentle manly young business woman, kn her stiff cellar and her four La hand nrarf, have, of course, stood for seme thing fine, vigorous and gloriously Independ ent We have chummed with ear ssnsru line kind to aa extent that bne made the west pee ular type ef society girt tie racy, washing wesnsa whe above all scorns any suspicion ef being aa Ingenue. Many of eur younger attire ns have astonished restaurant groups by affect Ing the style ef the snent eepninr ae hress er opera elnf er In the moaner ef rniffare er ef eernage. It has seen absolutely Imneajslhle te detect the dif feranee betwsea the ueressful aWsai aa and the eeeiety Water, ee far a either dress er snanaer Is eeaeemed. And. at the same time, the Bagnah went a ef society ts lariated to he taut but she Is aever UBfesalalae. Yt that reasea eke never tug feet that under her baby lace hat and It thin tton lurks the same deviltry, reqaetry and leslre far she subjugation st man that Irat eanssnsd Mother Eve and broke as the light housekeeping la Eden life. INTINCBPTKD THE CZAR'S MAIL. Convincing Freef ef the flenaUc ef That IiUr, A very striking proof ef the Cxar'a besesge was recently afforded when the Oar disss tched en ef his per sens! favorites, a cert 1s M. KUpofT, Into the. central province ef Russia to report e the true condltlea of af faire there, about which he had pre vtensly received official information. II desired to test the accuracy el bureaucratic reports, but he knew that letters from M. Klopeff direct te him would Inevltshly he opened and sup pressed If tbey contained statement of which efllctaldom disapproved. In crder te avoid this esploatge, he or dered M. Klopeff to mail his reports In small envelope ef the pattern used for private letters, not straight te the palace, hut te the address In fit Pe tersburg ef a certain General Tlesse. General Hesse was entrusted with the secret, and be undertook personally to carry all the letters received front M. Klopeff to the Csar. II. Klepeff went en his mlsston, but eat of eigh teen letters which be posted te Gen eral Hesse for the Csar only five reached their destination. A strsng ruler would doubtless make a vigorous effort to liberate himself front thin tyranny, but the Ossr Is essentially a weak man. The unhealthy, pale, al most grsy color of his complexlea be trays his want of physical health and strength, while the amazing Inconsis tencies of his reign Indicate successive surrenders to conflicting Influences. It is characteristic of his weakness that he never strikes out a sew Una ef thought or action en his ewn initiative, and that his decision on any given question ef policy Is nothing mere than the choice which ef twe er more course recommended t him by dif ferent advisers shall be followed. He Is never a leader like the German em peror, but Is continually being led by some influential man or group of men. Success, ARIZONA'S AGATE BRIDGE. A KATUBAL CURIOSITY. In the 'Tetrifled Forest" of Arizona there is a natural bridge, across a nar row canyon consisting of the petrified, or agatlwd, trunk of a tree, 111 feet In length.' The petrified trees in this region are believed to have flourished In the Trlasslc age. Mqst of them are allied te Uie Norfolk island pine (Aru cnrla) of to-day, but some resemble the red cedar. Prof. O. C. S. Cartor thinks that the petrification was due to soluble silicates derived from Uie decomposition of the feldspathlc ce ment found in the sandstone of that locality. Removing Battle Soars. British officers ore having Uie scars -of face wounds removed by the use of light rays. The London Mall says: "The custom Is rapidly growing of sur geons sending their patients to have .he scars left by operations removed."