RUSSIA'S HELPLESS fLEET Black Sea Squadron Made Ineffective by the Treaties Which CloscthcDardanellcs r OQO- FULLY one-third of the Russian navy U Itiipr.W'iiit a by treaty in tli Black Kra. l-'xceptlng for four destroyers which were built on the Baltic, and wero permitted by the Porte to ilum to Kebntpol after their armament had been remove.!, and I tho merchant vee which are In the auxiliary and volunteer fleet, none of the ship hna ever panned through (he Dardanelles. Tho entire Black 8n fleet, Including all classes of ships, number Ki3 vckhcN, and include 8 battleships, 0 cruisers, 12 Run venae!, 1 auxiliary cruiser, in' volunteer stcamahlpM. 10 dcatmycrs, it) flrt-in and 03 second rlaa torpedo lxatH. The tonnage represented dy the trj la considerably morn ttinu than half of the entire Japanese navy, yet, owing to Uio nuineriMiM trentles and conven tion which have cum. 4 the Darda nelles to all foreign lighting ships, the RInck Sen fleet renin In Inert Since the time when It been me evi dent that hostilities In the fur Hunt were Inevitable several diplomatic at tempt to have tliN powerful fleet re leaned f io)ii lt Imprisonment were re jMtrted to hiive been made by Russia, itomo of the fleet, It must be admitted, would be uiuible to mnke the long voy age to the fur Kant, and perhnpa would lie of little effect If they did. On the other hn lid, the formidable battleship uadron, while not of tho Intcat type, European aide, called the "Key to Contant!nople;M Ak bath I LIman, the ancient Krt of Kestoa; A by do, Juat opMMte tlit arene of lender's awlm tiling, and, later, of lord Byron's. Ro- tow una uea inanak-Kaieaai, aouie tlme called Dardanelles. Hugged Beauty of the Dardanelles. A tho Dardanelles, the Men of Mar rrora and the Bosphurus are all with in tlie Ottoman Empire, the Turklah Covernment has always contended that no foreign warshlg should be al lowed at any time to pats through. Owing to the same International Jeal ousies which have prolonged the life of the Rick Man of Europe, the Porte has been able to have Its position strengthened by treaties and by a con vention of the European powers. Tho various treaties, etc., referring to the cloning of the atralt to foreign ships of war may be autniunrlzcd ns follows: IStiO, January 5. Treaty. Great Ilrltaln and Turkey. Dardanelles and I'oNphoru cloned to ship of war of foreign atatcs when the Tort Is at peace. 1822 Notification. Turkey. Bon- phoru closed to merchant ships of power not having treaties. 1-S2U, October 7 Treaty. Russia and Turkey. Trade to be opened to all friendly power. 182J September 14 Treaty. Russia and Turkey. Iilack Sea and straits the United BUte will sooner or later be compelled to depart from tradition A GENTLEWOMAN. ed trd!y git to the trough thout help an' he'd say. 'If I'd on'y held off. I might a b'en dxlvla' around ta my ami aotlla foe !1 time tha t.1 Near ft the far. SO dear the TeS Eastern question by turning out the LicU mirrored each uw thought's sor-, ktrrUjM ter-dai Turks and becoming reponlbl fori - . . -it got so at last folks hated to be the peace of the Turkish States In Ba- ttlta tL. bf0W I f I around him, he was so everla.tla' de- rojie. Dreamlike as this proposition jo nrrlm stranrer oa'sr would know prested about that oil welL But one day a tramp coma along an' ast V.ux ' I fer a job o' work. Old Man Kennedy not Th children wished that ah could see, j made a Jump an' ketched him by the coat collar. but lurkM that, tr some alchemy Of till divine. Dear grandma felt the aunset'e gold. And drank. In deep draught manifold, October's wine. sppeara. there are those in Europe who ; Graudma waa LliuJ! hare faith in it accomplishment. the United Mate the Idea has even the stability of a vision. Not only Is the Dardanelles forti fied, but the Iioephorus bristles with forts In pairs strung out iUmg It length at Interrals of two mile. As th Russian Block Kea battleships art In ,arI, .pr,0Ct lhronsh otWi TltWf the roost heavily armored In the world No tender bud of paleit hu i.oiild pu her by; Th starlit nitfht were more aereD. And brighter wer th leave' first green, And April's sky. With Joy ih heard th robin's song When other deemed th winter long. And only tmiled; Then, In th firelight' rosy glow. lold quainteHt tale of long go, tor tah grandchild. Jler rraolon life had aervtd its day, let lingered atill to (how th way To atrajrinf feet: To pour the cup of water cold or thou who eoaght th path of old. Faint with th heat Thua, gliding gently down the yearsj She cave, to many, irnile for tear, ' lir Ixve'a great law: Till, aa a mountain' mixt la reft. Death broke the, seals which life had left. And grandma saw! Home Journal. It has been suggested that th was dons for the purpo of attempting th parage of the straits, should necessity erer arise. The fthlpe of the Fleet. Two of the Mark Kea battleships, the Knyai Totemkln and the Trla Zvlatitella, are very speedy ships for their else, both being able to do sevej teen knots an hour. Id addition to the fleet mentioned, two powerful 13,0ton battleships the Zlatoust and the Eratafl which are to have an elghteen-knot speed, are being built, and two protected "miseri, a new tyi for the Black Sea, of 0,643 tons, with twenty-three-knot speed, sre also being built These are to be named the Kngul and the Otchakow, and are part of the new Russian naval program, which provides for five in, tlOOton battleships, the largest In the world the largest English tttlehipi being in,XV) tons each, and the Con necticut class for the United States but 30,00) tons, the nearest approach to which claas are alx French ships of 14,602 tons each. One advantage the Russian Black 8ea fleet possesses over those of other powers Is the sbillty of some of the fchlps to burn oil. The Caspian oil field are not so distant that petroleuoi 1 e r is, on the whole, henvlly armored, and nrries batteries of effective, size. Th destroyers nro of the most modern type, and from the first-clnas torpwlo bouts a strong flotilla could be formed. . It is nliiiont lmpoBHibe to entirely divorce any consideration of the Rus sian Iilnck Sen flet and the history of tho Durdnelles, for the fleet has been -organized and built expecliilly to meet the conditions. Originally it win con ceived' with the Idea of commanding the shores of thnt immense Inland eea, nnd to bo able,-If the necessity should arise, to usHlst any operation against Turkey. A Vast Inland Sea. The Black ISeu is a very large body of Inland water. Some Idea of Its sl?e may best be given by calling to mind that Its area Is about that of the Mid die States and Mississippi combined. In figures it mny bo expressed as 1(13, 711 square miles. Us only outlet Is through the Bosphorus, the Bea of 'Marmora and the Dardanelles into the Aegean Sea, an arm of the Mediter ranean. The Bosphorus and the Dar danelles are two narrow straits, and, consequently, easily fortified, although It mny be asserted thnt the Turkish forts are not Gibraltar's, by any means. At Its greatest width the Bosphorus is not over two and a quarter miles, and Us tortuous course is nineteen miles long. The Dardanelles Is a wind ing body of water, forty-five miles long, and avernglng two miles, In width. The latter Is at one point only 800 yards .wide, and here, on the Asiatic side, are the fortresses of Channk-Kalo and Kum-KaH, and on tho European side Sed-ll-Buhr and Knlld-Bnhr. The latter Is generally apoken of as "The Key of the Sea," or 4,Tho Castle of Europe." All four forts liave some modern ordnance, the Asiatic being commanded by 200 Krupp cannon, yet there remain some ancient brass cannon of Immense size which are capable of hurling stoneshot of from 20 to 29 Inches In diameter, which are not nearly so terrible as their appearance would suggest ' The forty-five miles of the Dardan elles, whose shores, although not such a panorama of beauty as those of the Bosphorus, are still full of fine plctur-; esqueness, are bordered by rugged mountains, rising one behind the other, brown and barren on the European side, and by low, wooded hills on the Asiatic. Important towns dot the way, Among them, at the entrance to the Sea of Marmora, are Galllpoli, on the opened to merchant vessels of Russia, and to those of all powers at peace with the Porte. 1S40. July 15 Convention. Great Britain, Austria, Prussia, Russia and Turkey. Dardanelles and Bosphorus closed to foreign ships of war when the Porte Is at pence. 1S11, Muy 3 Convention. Great Ilrltaln, Austrln, France, Prussia. Russia and Turkey. Dardanelles and Bosphorus closed to foreign ships of wnr when tho IVirte Is at pence. Fir mln for light vessels of war for service of missions. 1844, Dec. 24 Regulation. Turkey. Protection of Dardanelles and Bos phorus as to passage of sailing vessels and steamers through the straits bo tween sunset and sunrise. 1850, March 30 General treaty, Great Britain, Austria, France, Prus sia, Russia, Sardinia and Turkey. Lim itation of Russian and Turkish naval forces; non-establishment of military- maritime arsenals. 1871. March 13 Trenty, Great Brit ain, Austria, France, Prussia. Italy, Russia and Turkey. Abrogation of treaty of March 30, 1836, respecting non-limitation of forces and establish ment of arsenals. Russia' Obligation Largely Moral. While these documents distinctly shut iu the Russian Black Sea fleet, it has been held that the obligation of Russia to live up to the treaties is largely moral. On tho other hand, the United States has never recognized the right of the Turk to close the Sea of Marmora or the Black Sea to fighting (-hips, and in 1808 a bint that Admiral Sampson and the fleet that had swept Cervera's squadron from the. seas would knock at the gates and seek re diess for the Armenian outrages, had a good effect upon the Porte. It has been held that Russia, believing destiny will make her mistress of Turkey sooner or later, is secretly glad of the acts which have closed the entrance to the Black Sea. If the great White Bear ever does get control, It can easily be imagined how such treaties would be cherished and Insisted upon. The hopes of Russia, In this direc tion, If they do exist, must be of the slightest England desires the Dar danelles closed because It would com pel a very considerable Increase of her Mediterranean, squadron, for she here, as in other parts of the world, finds It essential to her national existence to be mistress. Some years ago a certain United States Senator predicted that may not be economically transported i . i. i. , , . iu iuo ooruers or me sea, and, as against coal, the fuel is cheap and economically carried. Unfortunately nn on uinic is not protection to the boilers when tho ship is in action; but wnen an 18 Inch armor belt girds tha ship the likelihood of a projectile find ing Its way to the vitals is rather re mote. Yet owing to a desire for high- nngle fire, the Russian designers have made ships that are considered dan gerousiy nign out of the water. They loon, terrible and Impressive, but, un luckily, they are tho best of targets. roiwiuistanaing tne reported at tempts to have this large fleet released there are reasons to believe that at the present time Russia feels much safer having It where it is, for It is no secret that the ships were built with the single idea of punishing the "Sick Man of Europe" sooner or later. Philadel phia Ledger. The Country Store 41 1 ,,,..t....H.44" H- 1 'D AS lief trade with yon as send for my groceries," said the old farmer to the country storekeeper, but by Jucks, I don't propose to pay you no four prices for sugar." "The way I flgger It I'll be makln' half a cent a pound," said the store keeper, sarcastically. "That sounds purty steep, I know, but by the time I allow for shrinkage an' storage an' pay my taxes an' s'port my family out o' that half cent I ain't goln to lay up much fer my old age." The old farmer grunted and then. laying that he would look around a spell, he slowly departed. I had a chance to sell ont here four years ago," said the storekeeper, You're the dum villain 'at beat me out o my oil well In Peansylva- nlaT he says. 'I've a notion to lick yer. The feller looked at him sorter hard an' then he aays, 'Well, consarn me! I'd never have knowed yon. Yon was as lean ss a rail when we made that trade an' now I bet yon weigh 250. Bay! What are you klckin' about, anyway? Do you own this farm 7 "Yes, says Kennedy; 'but If yon hadn't bilked me out o' my oil well I might have owned ha'f o' Pittsburg.' " 'It you hadn't met me you'd have b'en grubbln' rock on that place yet If you wasn't In the poorhonse,' says the feller. 'Your denied oil well gush ed Jest long enough to get me to put my $150,000 back Into It an' then It gushed out You bilked me out o $5,000 that's what you done an' I gueis the least you c'n do now is ter give me a Job an' suthln' ter eat' "That took Old Man Kennedy back an' be finerly give the feller a Job plowln' corn an' the feller worked a week an' then talked Kennedy Inter advancln him a month's wages an' stole his best horse an' buggy an' lit out fer parts unknown." That orter 've cured him taikln' about his oil well," observed the store keeper. "It did," replied Hancock. "But be never got over taikln' about the pedi gree an' gait of the horse the feller stole." Chicago Dally News. BBS?! ;l,:ih S8H:l1 HOW CODFISH ARE CAUGHT. "THET DICKERED ABOtntD." Reed Save 8ues Banks. When the Suez Canal was first con templated there were many misgivings as to the possibility of preventing the sand from filling up the channel and many suggestions were made as to the best means of preserving the In tegrity of the banks. But it has been discovered that nature has provided the most efficient means of protecting the water way from injury, and a bet ter one than the sun-burned brick or sandstone in use along certain parts of the canal. This natural safeguard Is a fringe of reeds, which grows thickly oa the African side below Ismallla. The Sues Canal Company Is making an attempt to raise these reeds for transplanting to other places, but the difficulty Is that they must be reared in fresh wa ter, although in after life they readily adapt themselves to salt waters. On the Asiatic shore of the canal no fresh water Is procurable, but the difficulty should not be Insuperable, and then the Suez Canal will grow Its own embankment When this time shall have come a waving green bul wark of reeds will mark both banks of the great ship canal , Wheat Yield of Russia. ' The average yield of wheat in Rus sia Is less than half that of the Unit ed States, ' Occasionally a man declines a nomi nation for office If thwe la no chance for his election. addressing Sol Baker. "Blame my cats if I know why I didn't There ain't no money in the grocery business any more. Every time a man gits $10 In cash he studies up the St Looey mar ket quotations an' then comes around to figger with me on a bill o' goods. If I make him a price on a pair o' over alls or a plow clevis he pulls a mail order catalogue on me an' shows me how much cheaper he can git It by sendln' off fer it If I'd 'a' sold when I'd had the chance I might have gone Into the hotel business an' made money." "An' you might have gone Inter the hotel business an' gone busted," ob served Hank Judklns, the Gooseneck school trustee "Quit your kickin', Rufe." "Rufe reminds me of old man Ken nedy an' the chance he missed," said Wash Hancock. "Afore he moved in ter Mizzoura an' bought the Bush place with its brick bouse an' 500 acres o' corn land, pascher an' white oak timber he owned a forty-acre farm in Pennsylvanler where he had to dig holes to bury the rocks he'd pick off the land, after he'd fenced with 'em an' built his house an' stable with 'em. He jest made out to keep the breath o' life In his body an' hide on the ribs of his ox team an' that was all, for years. But finerly a feller come around an' 'lowed that the rock was an extra fine quality for bridge fillln' an offered ter buy the place an' take his chances o' findin' a bridge fer fill. 'Old Man Kennedy sorter smelled suthln' an' 'ast the feller ter make an offer. tThe feller offered $1,000 straight up. Kennedy'd be'n glad to have taken $200 afore that, but he smelled Buthin' stronger "ylt an' he said $10,000 was the lowest flgger he 'lowed ter take for it. Well, they dickered around the best part of a week an' finerly the feller gave him $5,000, Then he socked down a drill an' the nex' thing he had an oil well that he sold fer $150,000. "That broke - Old Man Kennedy's heart His grief was suthln' perthet- lc When he come here an' began dlckerln' fer the Bush place he looked s if he'd Jest berried all his kin. "Well, he done well with the place. He was a worker from away back an' that there bottom land is mighty good land. Inside o' three years he had the $3,000 balance o' the purchls paid an' money In the bank besides. But he couldn't git over sellln' his Pennsyl vania rock pile fer $5,000 when he might have got $150,000 for It "He'd lean over the hog pen where the hogs was so rollln' fat that they Trawls with 3,000 Hook Baited in th Day and Left Over Might. Cod fishing Is done with dories and trawls. The dories are flat bottomed. sloping sided boats, which fit into one another in the ship's waist, economiz ing space thereby. Each dory takes two men, and the whole crew, except the captain and the cook, go off In them every suitable day, and set the trawls in the water outward from the ship like spokes from the hub of a wheeL Trawls are long lines, each .with 3,000 hooks at tached at intervals of a yard, every hook baited with some smaller fish. either herring, caplln, or squid, that the cod affects. The trawls are an chored at each end, baited In the day, left lying over night and are stripped of their accumulation of fish next morning, being baited again when overhauled." - The fish are taken to the vessel in the dories, eviscerated, washed, and salted. This routine continues until the bait Is exhausted, and then the vessel returns home, lands the fish, takes more bait and salt and goes out again. At St Pierre her catch is taken In hand by the graviers and women who submerge it in crates until the salt has been washed off. Then they scrub each fish with a hard, coarse brush, and pile them in heaps to drain. This done, they are next spread on- the beaches to dry in the sunlight and air, The beaches consist of several acres of flat ground, covered with basalt stones worn round by the motion of the sea for ages. The stony fields surround St Pierre and thousands of cod are displayed there on a fine day. Every evening, or if fog or rain threatens, the fish are gathered up again and are covered with tarpaulins. The process ie repeat ed until the fish are quite dry and hard. Dry fish are piled in round stacks, the rest In oblong ones. When a sufficient quantity to load a vessel Is obtained it Is packed Into her bold and shipped to market The extent of the cod fishing of Mlquelon and St Pierre may be Indicated by the record of the catch of those islands in 1902, which waa 72,500,000 pounds. Booklovers' Magazine. Neuralgia. This dlaease so common In Colorado Is difficult to cure.' Try one drop of the fluid extract of aplos in a spoonful of water every half hour until relieved. Keep the feet and body warm. Inflamed Eyes. A very good forma- Is composed of acetic acid twenty grains, sulphate of morphia thirty grains and glycerin one-half ounce. Shake well and place one drop in the eye night and morning. Hives. In urticaria, known other wise as nettle rash or hives, a dram of carbolic acid to a pint of water Is said to give Immediate relief to the itching. The addition of four drams of boric acid and two ounces of alco hol give, more positive results. A Remedy for Chlggers. A small dose of pulverized sulphur, about twice the size of a pea, taken every two or three days will render one Im mune to attacks from chlggers. A person may go with impunity Into the worst infested places after taking in ternally a small amount of sulphur. Flatulency. This almost universal stomach disorder among people of sed entary habits can be overcome by tak ing two or three grains of the sub nitrate of bismuth before each meal and following thereafter with a five- grain tablet of some of the peptonoids procurable at any drugstore. Cure for Night Sweats. This com plaint may be cured by sponging the body with salt water and patients who . are suffering from fevers may be made cool and comfortable by frequent sponging with soda water. In all cases where the patient is likely to chill during the sponging one limb or a small portion of the body should be sponged at a time and then covered up before the next part Is touched. To Open a Boil Painlessly with a Knife. Take a piece of soft linen, smear a little vaseline or other unc tions substance on one side, pour chlo roform on the other side and quickly apply over the boll or carbuncle. Place a bandage or compress over It It will smart a little at first, followed soon by a pleasing cool sensation. Change the cloth often, applying the chloroform each time and In from two hours to a day the boll will soften and open no matter how bard It may be. Nose Bleed. A very simple and easy method for controlling nose bleed that may prove valuable to manv per sons living in the country where a physician is not procured as easily aa in the cities. Is to take a piece of fat bacon two and one-half , Inches in length and of sufficient size, cut It : the proper shape and as large as can be easily forced into the nostril. Press -into the bleeding nostril and let It re main several hours. It controls the hemorrhage and is not uncomfortable. The Human Figure. The ancient Greeks produced the greatest sculptors the world has ever seen, and made the human figure their especial study. It Is to them we owe the measurements here given, and by which they made all their statues. From the crown to the nape of the neck Is one-twelfth the stature of a perfectly formed man. The hand. from the wrist to the end of the mid dle finger, is one-tenth of the total height man of good proportion is as tall as the distance between the tips of his fingers, when both arms are extended to full length. The face from the highest point of the fore head, where the ' hair begins, to the end of the chin, Is one-tenth of the whole stature. If the face, from the roots of the hair to the chin, be di vided Into three equal parts, the first division determines the place where the eyebrows should meet, the second the opening of the nostrils. The pro portions of the human figure are six times the length of the right foot Whether the form is slender or plump the rule holds good, on an average. Any deviation from the rule is a de parture from the beauty of proportion. LIGHTS FOR THE MARINER. United State Have 9,000 finch filgnala on Coast and Water Ways. There are 9,000 burning lights and signals stretched along the American coaBts, forming a perfect link, so that the navigator never need be beyond sight of one of the beacons. One thou sand of these are located on the At lantic coast, 1,500 are scattered along the rivers and inland waterways, 500 on the great lakes and 200 on the Pa cific coast Of the grand total, including light houses of different classes, buoys, bea cons and danger signals 3,000 are light ed, giving forth their warnings at night time. Of these a score or more throw a beam of 100,000 candle power. To maintain the light house service a corps of over 4,000 men Is constantly employed and a fleet of more than fif ty vessels. No service in the world exceeds in completeness and efficiency that of, the United States. A modern American lighthouse of the -first class cost betwen $100,000 and $200,000, and of this about one third is spent for the electric light and apparatus alone. Beside one of them Egyptian Canopus or Rhodes' "perfect Idol, with profulgent brows," whose rays streamed down the purple seas to Mlzralm, would shine as tapers In the Mediterranean night, with no place among the Beven wonders of the world and hardly worth noticing. : Failed to Recognize It, "You told me that moonstone pin would bring me good luck," said the in dlgnant heiress, "and now Count Slim purse has proposed to another girl and this morning my poodle was found cold in death." "My dear young lady," calmly re- poined the optimistic Jeweler with the bald pate, "what better luck could you ask fori" Getting His Money's Worth. Jinks Yes, I always take my boy along when I go to the minstrels. That's the only way I can get my money's worth. , Blnks How so? ' ' Jinks The music is new to me, and the Jokes are new to him. New York Weekly. ' A Proviso -"Do you think a candidate ought to talk?" "Oh, yes," answered the candidate. "He ought to talk now and then; but at the same time he should be careful not to say anything." Washington Star. .,'