E ileen Burdette OLD FOX’S. REVENGE GRANDPA FOX, as he was O LD called by all the young wood ani- n #mals, had been bothered so much by the youngsters that he was at his wits’ 2nd to know how to punish them. One day he w a s. sitting outside his door dozing in the sun when Billy Squirrel and his brother climbed’ into the tree over - Grandpa Fox and let down on "a string a wiggly turtle, which scared old Grandpa so he tum­ bled out of his chair. Another day he fell asleep in his chair and when he awoke and picked BETTER PRODUCTION AND BIGGER PROFITS FOR GROWERS OF WOOL or. two that will pay them off in good shape.” For a long time after that Grandpa Fox was very busy every evening, and if the Squirrel brothers and Tommie Rabbit had watched they might have noticed the light burning late In Grandpa’s cabin. He chuckled as he worked, and though it was very delicate work Grandpa felt it would be well worth all the trouble and care he was taking. A basket of big nuts stood on one side of his chair and from these Grand­ pa Fox was very carefully taking all the meat, leaving the shells in two pieces, which fitted perfectly together when empty. These he filled with pepper—red pepper, too—and then glued the shells so nicely that even an expert could One of the wlnsomf * aces on the not have told they had been opened. These, o f course, were being pre­ “movie” screen is that’ Eileen Bur­ pared especially for the Squirrel dette, the charming lilt actress who has been admired b, housands In brothers. some of the large prod ions. ( C o p y r ig h t.) li.V.W.W.'.W.V.V.W.WAW.V.W.ViVVW.W AFUW W M l “What’s in a Na*> i? “ f I 5 Facts about your name; its history; m ea n in g s :e it was ¡1 derived; significance: vour luckv dav and liirkv «i 5 Keeping the Fleece Intact Is One of the Things Graders for Co-Operative Pools Have Emphasized With the Growers. (Prepared by the United States Depart­ ment of Agriculture.) them by the grader, consequently some of the lots of wool brought into the warehouses were done up in ways that would have been amusing had it not meant considerable financial loss to the uninformed growers. Some used binder twine and sisal, others bark, smooth wire, and barbed wire, and still others cotton rags torn in strips. The majority, of course, had their fleeces tied with the proper materials. Incidentally the bureau of markets explains that Missouri is not alone In the matter of being “ shown,” since wool growers in all sections of the country have discovered that they have been following practices that often seriously penalized them. “NovMore Wet Wool for Me.” But the use of proper wrapping ma­ terial is not the only thing which the co-operative Wool growers are learn­ ing. “ Shear the sheep when the wool is absolutely dry,” say the Department of Agriculture and wool experts every­ where. But many growers apparently do not know of this requirement. One gradei in Missouri was amazed to find all of the wool in /a certain lot thor­ oughly soaked, pressed for an ex- difference In the v si * && that moisture added to the weight. When asked how he could account for the condition of his fleece, he admit­ ted that he had allowed his load of wool to stand in the creek all night. When he discovered that t’ -is was re­ sponsible for his wool being rejected he took the decision smilingly and with a “ Never again I” drove aWay. Burs Cause Trouble. ' One class of “ rejects” in wool grad­ ing is known as “ burry.” Many farm­ ers have become indignant when some of their fleeces were thrown into the burry class. But in each case the grader has been able to show them by careful examination that the con­ demned fleeces contained large num­ bers of burs—sometimes 50 or 60. Every such experience has sent the grower back to his farm resolved to “ clean up those burs.” “ Next year you’ll see an improvement in my wool,” more than one man has told the grader. The bureau of markets is prepared to furnish information to any person interested in learning more about co­ operative wool marketing as well as co-operative marketing in numerous other fields in which success has been equally pronounced. They are beipg “ shown” down in Missouri—and they like it. ? By MILDRED MARSHALL ? For the first time the wool growers ■ A V W .V V .W A V .V A \ W .W A U V .W M W W A V W W V y V * of that state have been marketing their wool co-operatively, and the plan LUCRETIA midnight lamp,” the fan Jus old Roman Is proving a great success. At 70 centralization points the wool has HOUGH Lucretia was the name tale, inspired Shakespeare to write one been brought in from the country for of his earliest poems, despite her no­ borne by the notorious daughter pooling. All told, several thousand of Borgia, it is one of the quaintest toriety, Lucretia Borglal probably es­ growers have shared in the big co­ and most old-fashioned of names in tablished the name o ff Lucretia in operative movement and wool amount­ this country. It is a far cry from Italy, and in early Qo|ern times it ing to millions of pounds has been ancient Rome to'modern New England, was one of the few c issieal names to handled. In each case i t . has been be revived. but the name has completed the transi­ France has a Lucre >e, which is pop­ graded as the growers brought it in, tion with very few changes to mark an expert grader supplied to the bu­ the successful stages of\its evolution. ular, and England ir ported Lucretia reau of markets, United States De­ ih the eighteenth cen ury. There are two theories among ety­ Lucretia’s talismanfjv stone is the partment of Agriculture, classifying mologists in regard to the original the fleeces. The work of the grader source of Lucretia. Some contend red-hearted ruby. It | ¡as the power is part of an investigation being car­ to bring her strength |,f body, an in­ that it comes from the Latin word Lu­ ried on by tlip bureau in connection crum, meaning “gain,” and for that vincible spirit and sued ss In every un­ with a study of the tentative wool dertaking. Tuesday Is her lucky day, reason Lucretia is said to signify gain. •grades which the Department of Agri­ and 6 her lucky numbe»*®;.* On the other hand, there is much evi­ culture has recently established. (C o p y r ig h t ! ■' dence to prove that its real Source was ■ ■—- O- It isn’t so much the immediate in­ in the Latiri word for light, lux. Many crease in money returns resulting from feminine names have been derived co-operative marketing that interests from this root and the sajae^ord^hai«! these growers—although they promise -m n r- Common U j» « to fare «as well or better than the aver­ noted old gens Lucretius from which Grandpa, as lie sat smoking by the H ow to A m age In this yearns market, which is far Lucretia! is directly descended, was fire that night. “ I may be getting old, y e m sFforiowTng Trbm~ "their eaqftii but I think I can scrape up a thought only another of the derivatives of lux.' of this season. “WH/ERE AM I AT?” The “ showing” in Missouri—and I elsewhere—has consisted in demon­ T IS not I correct to use the word “ at” or tme word “ to” after the word strating the value of grading as car­ “where,” as in the sentences, “ Where ried on under the co-operative plan. Were you at last Sunday?” and “ Where The growers have been quick to see were you going to?” Say, instead, their mistakes and propose not to re­ “Where were you last Sunday?” and peat them. As a result, the entire “Where were you going?” This is wool industry is to profit by a gen­ one example of many in English in eral raising of standards among the By M AR Y M ARSHALL DUFFEE w h i c h the speaker or writer uses too growers. Amazing Variety of Wrappers. many words to express his meaning. The seemingly incidental—but real­ The sentence, “ Where am I at?” at­ of poultry or game, raw meat or well AT THE TABLE done you prefer will thank you for a tracted much attention about 20 years ly very important—matter of wrapping ago when it was used by a speaker the fleece illustrates the benefits of co­ 111 can rule the great that cannot reach definite answer. If you really have no preference say so definitely. Do not in the house of representatives. The operative wool marketing. One of the the small.—Spenser. regulations which must be observed, if VOID any little mannerism that enumerate various cuts that appeal to member was making a long speech, the wool grower is to suffer no penal­ filled with long sentences. Not much you. indicates extreme fussiness or (C o p y r ig h t .) attention was being paid to him, and ty when his wool is graded, is that finicalness of taste. The person who ---- — O------- he “ lost his place” while uttering one each fleece shall be wrapped in pa­ appears to be examining, minutely Wick W ill Clean .Greasy Hands. of hlS Jong- sentences. So he turned per twine or a hard-glazed twine. If every morsel that hé takes on his fork That did round w ick . from the oil other twine is used fibers from it are makes one feel that he is suâpicious stove that your wife usually throws to the speaker add asked: “ Mr. Speak­ almost sure to become mixed into the er, wlJre am I at?” The reporters that the food is not entirely what it away when it burns too short, if slit took aflvantage of the opportunity to wool and may cause serious trouble ought to be. So, too, the person who in half and laid flat, makes an excel­ an at him, and the phrase was in the spinning machinery, or if these samples every viand very carefully lent scrubber for the motorist use id and laughed at all over the fibers are woven into fabric they be­ before beginning in earnest to eat is n working the grease and grime out come conspicuous owing to the fact States. too finical to be a pleasant table com­ that they take the dye differently than of his hands, asserts Motor Life. (C o p y r ig h t.) panion. the wool fibers. This often results in Large pieces of bread are broken the cloth having such defects as to be into smaller pieces before being but­ hlmost worthless. tered and carried to the mouth. Many wool growers had never un­ A LINE 0' CHEER Cake may be broken and eaten like derstood this until it was explained to bread or crackers or it may be eaten By John Kendrick Bangs. with a fork. Celery, olives, radishes, salted nuts, PLANTING CORN FOR SILAGE bon bons, preserved ginger and other NORTH AND SOUTH. trifles are eaten from the fingers, but T H E ADDING MACHINE. Some Farmers Prefer to Grow Crop berries, melons, and grape-fruit must Thicker Than for Grain Claim, E E K out ;the;! Southland • if you HE Babylonians had the first re-J be eaten with a spoon. Bananas are ing Higher Yields. will, 1 corded mechanical aid to addi­ generally eaten with a fork, peaches, Where flowers deck your win­ apples and pears are peeled, quartered tion, a “ pebble-board” with smal] dow-sill, C :• While some men prefer to grow and cut into small pieces and then stones which were shifted about. Thj And tuneful birds are singing; corn for the silo thicker than for Where soft as silk the morning picked, up with the fingers. Chinese abacus, with’ its beads grain, claiming that in so doing they breeze Grapes and small plums are eaten wires, is also very ancient. Pascal N Confides its secrets to the trees, get more tons of forage per acre, the from the fingers, and the stones or 1641, invented the first adding And Springtime's bells are ring- majority of farmers"'plant their silage skins taken into the hand and carried chine with dials. In 1820 C. X. Thon] log. com the same as field corn and in to thé plate, never dropped from the brought out the first successful I still shall hold to Winter’s ways, bills. lips. Prune seeds are best pressed round calculating machine. Despite the;roughage o f her days (C o p y r ig h t .) outt with the spoon before the fruit is When arctic blasts are blowing, . ---------O----s---- ACCOUNT OF FARM BUSINESS eaten, and then laid to one side on The blasts that, though they thrill with strife, the plate. Impart new vigor to m y life, Memorandum of Various Items Will Bones of fowl, game or chops must And keep, my Soul a-growing. Prove Valuable When Calculating not be taken in the finger, but green iv^;:,(C opy r ig h t .) Profit and Loss. corn may be eaten that way. =0 Artichokes, source of much grief to -o - In making a record of the farm the inexperienced diner, if served hot Island- Has Disappeared. or cold with sauce must be broken business, the item of labor income ^One of the most lftoous of disap­ cannot be determined accurately with­ apart, leaf by leaf, and the tip dipped pearing islands is Expedition island, out some system of accounting. Somè in the sauce, and èaten from the situated off the northwest corner of farmers will require accounts showing fingers. The heart is cut up and eaten SELF-SERVICE PROHIS Australia, and which was visited as tne amounts expended for labor, oth­ with a fork. How dared you kiss melj lately as 3$93.. Today' it has disap­ ers on the amount paid for feed, and Finger bowls are provided merely to You look sweet enough peared, and; is now fifty feet below still others on the amount received for iber moisten the finger tips, not for a gen­ )Vell, in future please eral handwashing. Pm no cafeteria where yo^ help Water. The island was thirteen miles crops sold. A memorandum of such‘ ^long, and famous for its beauty. Tour host who inquires what portion yourself. up his pipe, which had fallen on the ground, what had Tommie Rabbit and the Squirrel boys done but filled the pipe with black pepper, so poor Grand­ pa Fox almost sneezed his head off. Another time they stole his specta­ cles and put in a- magnifying glass, so that everything looked so big to him that he was afraid to move. But the limit of his patience was reached when they tied strings to all the sticks of wood and when Grandpa Fox went out to get his wood in for the night as fast as he picked it up those bad youngsters would tug at the string and down it would fall. Grandpa Fox could not see real well in the half-light and it took him a long time to find out what was hap­ pening, but when he did he snapped off the string from the sticks in a hur­ ry » you may r be sure, looking very , angry. He knew better than to talk for that was just what the youngsters wanted, and Grandpa Fox, having been young himself,,: had not forgotten his youthful tricks. J 1 111 T HÜYÏ.D0 YOU m The Right Thing at the Right Time I A H dw lti§iijrted T S IT? items will prove valuable when the time comes to calculate the year’s business. The matter of farm ac­ counting, according to the specialists who have studied the problem for the United States Department of Agricul­ ture, is not dependent upon any par­ ticular form or blank book—the real secret of success lies in knowing what accounts to keep and how to make use of them. Farmer’s Bulletin 661 suggests the sort of accounts most needed. Cause Digestive Troubles. Overfeeding the sow Is certain to cause digestive troubles with the small pigs. For the first few days a slop of wheat shorts with a little tankage or linseed meal is the best feed. Turkeys Relish Grasshoppers. Farmers troubled with grasshoppers can make no better investment than a nice flock of turkeys. Greatest Enemy of Farmer. The greatest enemy of the farmer is WASTE.