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About Hubbard enterprise. (Hubbard, Marion County, Or.) 191?-19?? | View Entire Issue (Feb. 4, 1921)
Now. I don’t know what you think, your Christmas dinner in th<T country, The Seniors are thinking of grad but I think that every family ought to the turkey perhaps is one your folks signers Tiave produced a great variety have a house of its owu, a house it raised, or that was raised In the I of hobgoblins—such, for example, as uation time already. They are much Mr. and Mrs. Alvin T. Earl were lives in year after year. That is, of interested in class. pins, rings, invi neighborhood—anyhow, it is pretty the “hunger god,” with the face of a shopping in Woodburn Tuesday. course, unless the father has some likely to be a native, and not a resi tiger and ferocious fangs. Most of | tations, etc. sort of job that makes it necessary for dent of a cold storage plant some them are of clay, turned out from The Seniors overheard the follow wooden or metal molds, dipped In molt him to move to some other town every Messers Homer Langdon, Wayne other year or so. But it is a great where. Or maybe you’ll have a goose en glass and allowed to cool. A fairly ing conversation during Freshmen or a brace of chickens. Anyway, you’ll I Bevens, Robert Nicholl, Arthur Mil thing to live in a home, not just a know their pedigree, and that they’re 1 expert Chinese workman can make Algebra class: ler, L. L. Hershberger, L. C. McShane house, and that is about the best place, fresh and good. 100 In a day at a cost of three cents Little Freshie-—I can’t get this accompanied Rev. Wm. Nicholl to and the only place, to have a Christ And it will be the same way all i apiece. The European or American problem. ’ ’ Salem last Sunday afternoon to at mas. a real, sure-enough, honest-to- down the line—vegetables, and pies, tourist pays $5. Real josses may be Proffessor—“ Use your brain, you tend a Y, M. C. A, meeting addressed goodness Christmas. and everything. And cooked!—cooked worth a lot of money, especially If Most of you boys who live oil the to / a turn—just long enough—just j carved out of Jade. This Is a material have a large one—geographically by Dr. Brown, a physical director greatly prized In the Orient, and a speaking. ’ ’ stationed with the New York associa farm and in the small town have that short enough—just right. jade Idol 15 inches high and as many kind of home, and I wonder*if you And. you will more than likely have tion. The meting was largely attend - 1 Those interested in the cooking centuries old has been known to sell ed by young men, mostly from Salem, j know how lucky you are? .Wouldn’t one thing that they won’t have at the j for $10,000 In Canton. class met last Monday and organized you hate to wake up Christmas morn Christmas dinner in the city, because j Four young men made definite de-1 ing and look at the ceiling and realize you know the cost of living just now the following officers were elected: cisions for Jesus Christ at the close. that someone else owned it, and then *s mighty high, in town especially, for Lorraine Grazer, president; May get up and go out In the front yard both' rich and poor. So you will have Condray, vice president; Merle Pond, CUCKOO TALK secretary; and Miss. St. Pierre was Mrs. Mary Earl of Clarkston, Wn., j and realize that someone else owned one thing that the city boy probably chosen advisor for the society. We came Tuesday to visit her daughter that, too—why, you’d get so after will not have— By Mrs. Fred Conner awhile that, everything you saw, you Enough j expect to have some fine cooks in Mrs. Jennie Earl. Sacramento, Cal. would wonder who owned i t ! So 1 could go on and show you a Hubbard soon. They are known as I tell you, boys, it’s a great satisfac- j dozen other ways in which a Christ “ Why should I build a nest of my ‘ ‘ The Peppy Friers. ” There was no guessing about the j lion to have a back yard and to know j inas in the country puts it all over a own ? ” actions of Hubbard Groundhog on | it’s yours, and that you can invite j Christmas in the city, but I am going Said the Cuckoo bird in a rasping Last Monday th Sewing class or to mention just one thing more: the people into it, or invite people to stay j Wednesday. He saw his shadow sev ganized. The following officers were tone. Christmas tree. eral times and concluded he wouldn’t out of it, just as you please. Why, that i Of course they have Christmas trees “ I ’m advanced now, you know. I elected: interfere with the weather man, so I is what brought the Pilgrim Fathers in the city. In New York trainloads Hazel Mills, president; Merle like to be free. to «America—they wanted a spot they retired for another season of six could call their own. I don’t say that j of them come down every season from Domestic ties hold no charm for me. Pond, vice president; Celena Tre- weeks—but then February is a short j it was exactly a back yard they want- j the Adirondacks, and in Chicago boat I see my husband but once in a while, mayne, secretary; Gladys Tremayne, month. They call themselves ed. but what they wanted was some ] loads come from Michigan’s upper In an up-to-date Fannie Hurst-style; treasurer. place they could play ball and no j peninsula. You can buy them for fifty And when the insect is out of sight “ The Button Busters.” They have landlord of a king could come-along cents or a dollar, and they make very I really prefer to forget him quite. decided to meet at 12:30 every Thurs and tell them to stop because they good Christmas trees indeed. day. One fourth, credit is offered for I don’t know what you think about My children I leave to another’s care, each o f these courses. might break some of the royal win And so untroubled I onward fare.” dows. You know old King George did this either—but I have always thought come along and try to make them stop that things I did myself and for my “ Oh, com,e!” I cried, “ Heed my Hubbard High basket ball team de behest— —and you know fvhat happened to the self were just twice the fun of things feated the Independence basket ball I bought myself or hired myself. And Own your own home; build your own team on the local floor by a score of royal windows. Zam! And then there is this matter of I think that especially about a Christ nest. 22 to 6. Hubbard proved to be the snow. You know some people don’t mas tree. If you are lucky enough I ’ve heard enough of your cuckoo superior team during both halves of think it is much of a Christmas with to tie able to go out and pick your talk, '7 the game. By D O U G L A S M A L L O C H own tree, and chop it down, and bring out snow. Now. 1 know quite a lot At which a reasonable being must about snow because I’ve been ac it in—well, that’s what I call a real balk. quainted with a lot of it. I have Christmas free! (©, 1920, Western Newspaper Union.) Because that is really and truly Your arguments are extremely weak, HUBBARD COOKING CLUBS tramped through it up in the Hudson 5 ONE boy to another— Bay country, and I’ve wallowed around your Christmas tree. You selected it And your up-to-dateness to me is HAVE GOOD START for I have never gotten in it In the summertime on top of the with your own eye and chopped it Creek.” over being one, although Rocky mountains. And I want to tell down with your own axe and brought Then she ruffled her feathers and During the last week the following I am getting as gray U home with your own muscle. The said to me, Boys’ and Girls’ Industrial Clubs as a billy-goat around you that there is a great difference Christmas tree—that is your job: ‘ ‘ There are humans just like . me, the ears—I want to give in snow—th.at is, there is a great dif have been organized and have taken Bringing in the Tree you’ll agree.” it as my opinion that a ference between country snow and up the work with a decided interest. F a th e r gets the turkey, “ That is an insult,” said I, “ and Christmas anywhere but city snow. Mammas and papas aught to notice Mother m akes the pie— We may not have snow this Christ a lie.” in the country is no Each one has a C hristm as job * the benefit shortly. mas, but we’ll just suppose we do. But she winked at me with an evil To do, and so have I. Christmas at a ll! Isn’t a good, / old lively snowstorm I Sister strings the popcorn eye. Mother Hubbard Cooking Club A city Christmas is a great? Perhaps it is one of these lazy To decorate—but, gee! While a bluejay-shrilled from a near I have got the biggest J o b - make-believe, a hollow snowstorms, with the big, white flakes Mrs. L. L. Hershberger, Advisor Bringing in the tree! by tree, uiocoe.y, a raise alarm, an imitation. just floating down like feathers and Jean Richmond, president; Nathan “ She is joined to her idols. Let’er I have tried both kinds, and so I know. slowly turning the roads and roofs to I T urkey is Im portant, Kromling, vice president; Opal Dunn, A city Christmas has all the tin and white, like a coat of good white paint. be. Pie and such are great, Popcorn strings you have to have tinsel, and that is all. By the time Maybe there will be enough of It to i Here comes her mate for their week treasurer; Carmen Scholl, secretary. When you decorate. you get as old and feel as young as make good coasting on the hills and Vernon Keane, George Emmert, Alice ly meet.” But I guess a ChristmaB I am, you find most of the plate worn good sleighing on the roads. C hristm as wouldn’t be And I left that vicinity “ tout de Zehner, Lois Rawles, Orva Barrett, off. f t you didn’t have a boy And, by the way, do you know Nona Ball, Tillie Paulsen; Lenore suite. ’ ’ Bringing in the tree! Honestly, boys (and girls), I don’t there are boys in the big cities who Seholl, Amy Fish, Max Richmond, think Santa Claus himself ever feels have never seen a sleigh? Because a Linnets and larks and all the rest, Eva Voget, Vesta Bevens, Zelma Very much at home except bn a ruraj sleigh is getting to be a scarce Article Here’s to the bird that builds a nest. West, Martha Troudt, Grace Kunkle, Origin of “Canard." route! He has a mighty poor job in a in the cities. You see, as soon as a The word canard as we use it has Here’s to the bug with a den ’neath Verna Ott, Johnnie Painter, Arthur big .town, with flues instead of chim little snow comes the street-cleaning a stone, Mills. neys, and everything. And it is hard department gets busy and sweeps it to do with ducks. A man who wanted And here’s to the Man with a Home to find how much he could make the to see where he gets room to turn a up, before it gets a chance to melt M. K. Cooking Club of his Own. | public believe related in a convincing sleigh and eight reindeer around, tiny into slush. manner that he had been trying an Miss MacKenzie, Advisor reindeer though they may be. He’ll be In the country the winter wheat pretty certain to bump into a hydrant needs it, and the ground takes care of | experiment. He said he had secured Daveda Stryker, president; Irene HIGH SCHOOL NOTES or tip over on a curb. it. But in the city it just means slop twenty ducks, one of which he cut In Stock, vice president; Irene Voget, And with twenty families all using and slush. So they sweep it up and to pieces and threw to the nineteen, secretary; Catherine Pook, treasurer; one flue (and, what is worse, a soft carry it away and uncover the ugly who greedily ate it up. He then cut FRESHMEN CLASS j up one after another until the nine Anita Bevens, Tressie Dawes, Vivian coal flue at that) how in the world pavement as soon as they can. As subscription fates and rul'es for is the most experienced Santa going But-they let you keep your snow In teenth, which he threw to the .sur editing this news have not been pub Richmond, LaZion Simpson, Helen to find which is Brown’s and which is the country. Grimps, Evelyn Keane, Elvera Scholl, When a warm wind vivor, therefore the duck that was left Smith’s, and where the Greens live? comes along it will pack fine, and you had really eaten the whole nineteen, lished, the Freshies feel it their duty Lillie Paulsen, Margaret Nezhoda, Even if he dared rap and ask (which can have your snow-men, and your proving the Insatiable quality of a to print them. Maxine Beck, Phoebe Wright, Frank no Santa Claus is ever supposed to snow forts, and your snowball battles. duck’s nppetite. From this fraud of a Subscription rates: A hand-out Nemec, Kenneth Spagle,Otto Paint | story came the worri canard. French do) nobody could tell him. For per (Only please don't use your’ artillery for duck, ns applied to a whole cloth and a treat once a month payable in er, Ralph Kinzer, Arthur Zehner. haps the Browns and the Smiths have on older folks, or girls, or me.) advance personally to the editor and fabrication. never “met,” and the Greens might Or perhaps this snowstorm is one Hubbard Poultry Club staff. live across the hall for a month lie- of the blizzardy kind, with the wind REPUTED TO LIVE CENTURIES E. S. Miller, Advisor fore anybody thought to inquire their zipping around the house and piling Entered at H. H. S. post office name. Orval Mishler, president; Paul Holy Men in India Believed by the December 12, 1940, as NO class For that is one thing you don’t get matter. Miller, vice president; Ruth Hersh Natives to Be More Than 1,000 much of in the city—neighbors. Some • Years Old. times when the woman across tht The staff will not be responsible berger, secretary; Errol Read, treas road keeps running in just when your for any adds—published for any pur urer. Donald McCormick, Clarence Hundreds of Hindus believe that Dawes, Ralph Dawes, George Ball, mother is canning, or baking, or treat- Rlshls and Sadhus, aged 1.000 years or pose. Clarence West, Charles Mayger. ihg a shirt-bosom kindly but firmly more, are still alive. They do not care The Freshies had a class meeting •with a flat-iron, your mother may al to appear before the public. They are January 28, and adopted our con Hubbard Good Luck Sewing Club most wish that they weren’t quite so living In some Himalayan caves, prac stitution for this semester and select plentiful in the country—but she May Condray, Mrs. Dreher ticing yoga. Whether a 1,000-year-old ed our class colors. wouldn’t. She would miss them, just Advisors Sadhu has really been seen by any the same as you would miss having Maroon and gold were the colors body, there Is- no record; but many Mary Hershberger, p r e s i d e n t ; the same boys to play with year after people will tell you that Sadhus 300 selected. The Seniors and Freshies Sophie Pardey, vice president; Elsie year. ' years old or more are still to be seen, are the only classes having secured Jungnickel, secretary; Florence Zeh For in the city you are always get Bnbn Thakurdassjl Is a renowned a pennant. The Seniors have their’s ner, treasurer; Taletta Voget, Mary ting a fresh lot of playmates—and Sadhu. He has many thousands of in the assembly, the Freshie’s will West, Bernice Wolfer, Melvin Ball, sometimes they are a mighty fresh disciples, among whom several are Eu soon be there. too. lot, too. Of course there are some Loraine Kinzer, Harryette Kinzer, ropeans. His disciples claim that he good kids, also; but it always seems Myrtle Ainsworth. Is more than 800 years old, but he does that Just when you get to liking some not appear to be over 60. He Is a TO OUR COLORS, fellow up the street or across the alley, B. B. Sewing Club MAROON AND GOLD power In India. the landlord boosts the rent and his Miss Lois Simms, Miss Dimick, A Sadhu of greater repute Is Baba folks have to move, and you never see Advisors Satchttananda Bharatl. He is the Five flags were raised upon a day— him again. He may move only from Guru of the Nepal rajahs. He well re Five flags o 'er Hubbard Hi ; one side of the city to the other, but Hazel Mills, president; Merl Pond, members the famous battle of Panlpat, Each in itself a symbol fair, it might as well be to another state. vice president; Wilma Tremayne, sec which took place In 1526 A. D. He has ‘Mid clouds that floated by. It is five or ten or twenty miles— retary; Gladys. Tremayne, treasurer; ! also met Gauranga, the famous preach- One was Old Glory stately, proud, miles of houses, no, miles of flats, and Virginia Zehner, Glenora White, Alta streetcar tracks, and railroads, and ] er of “Bhaktl” (religion of spiritual Beneath her floated soft Earl, May Condray, Moses Garren, factories—and you never see him again the snow up in the corners—why that | love); Shluajl, the founder of the Mah- The Maroon and gold of ’24 Francis Thomas, Melvin Newton, ! ratta power; and other distinguished or any of his folks. kind of snow doesn’t seem to come Lorraine Grazer. The boys you know this Christmas down at all, but just goes slanting by j Indians. He has thousands of dis Bearing that date aloft probably won’t be around at all next until it runs up against something it ciples In different parts of India, On the other pole quite lonesomely, P. F. Cooking Club i Questioned as to how he attained such Floated the other three Christmas, if you live in the city. That can’t pass. is a funny thing about city- folks: Miss St. Pierre, Advisor I remember being on a night train an age, he has said that moderation in There’s 21 first then 22 next they are always' going somewhere and one tim e; and when we woke up in diet, regular habits, and practice of And 23 last to see. Lorraine Grazer, president; May never getting anywhere. Why, e.ven the morning, and the train was run “pranayam” are the secrets of long Old Glory claimed the Freshie flag Condray, vice president; Merle Pond, if the landlord didn’t raise the rent ning over the smooth prairies, a little life. The flag of green and gold secretary; Moses Garren, Francis October 1 or May 1 or whenever the girl from a big city in western Penn The others floating by themselves Thomas, Melvin Newton, Raymond lease expires, they might move any sylvania (I won’t tell you what city Felt left out in the cold. Miller, Gladys Tremayne, Hillis way ! People who live in flats instead It was but maybe you can guess) ex Fake "Josses” for ^Travelers. Braden, Celena Tremayne, Hazel of homes are always looking for some claimed gs she looked out of the Quantities of hideous. Idols known In thing better and getting something window: SENIOR CLASS Mills, Alta Earl. , the trade as “Josses” are supplied trav- worse. They have the most wonderful We wish to thank the parents for “Look, Mamma I The snow out here I elers and curio dealers In Canton and collection of rent receipts, but not a Is w hite!” The Senior English class has been their hearty support to the efforts of I Amoy. China. They are fakes pure foot of ground, not a roof or rafter, I don’t need to say much about the I and simple, and have no relation to studying some of the work of Edgar the club members. Your interest is they can call their own, dinner, Rut if you have j imy m'lental y l tgion, In itiio n s de» Alien Poe during the pest week. a esejJit to school, rmrw- '!'9vtr LOCAL AND PERSONAL Best Christmas for a Boy I