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ONLY A LOCK SAKE Stephen Quan, 18, recovers his ticking
time lock safe which caused a bomb scare in Los Angeles that
emptied the USC library o( 1,000 persons. Police evacuated and
found the "bomb" after receiving a phone call. They rushed it
out to the center of the Coliseum football Held as guards scaled
off the area. Quan returned to the library explaining the feared
"bomb" was really his time-lock safe. "I want to put in as many
study hours as I can to do my best work," he said. "I decide
how many hours I want to study each day, then put my trans
portation money in the safe and set the timer. Since my money
is locked up I can't leave until the time is up." (UPI)
Try and Stop Me
By BENNETT CERF-
AVERY TIMID boxer listened apprehensively while his
ambitious manager sought to match him against one of
the most highly regarded men in hi? division. "Remember,"
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una
his manager, "I'm no
good in short fights. I
only get going when the
other feller begins to lose
his steam." The manager
shook him off, and the
match was scheduled.
The fight was only two
minutes old when the
timid boxers worries
proved amply justified.
His opponent rained
blows on him, and down
he went. The count had
reached "eight" when he
rolled over on the can
vas and gasped U his manager, "I told you I was no good in
a short fight!"
Overheard at a ladles' beauty parlor: "I don't know what the
world's record is for the high jumps but I do know it's going to
be broken when, my husband geuV the bill for the new evening
dress I bought this morning!"
In an examination paper, a Quaker lad described his sect:
"They are very quiet, do not right, and never answer back." He
added a postscript: "My father is a Quaker; my mother is not."
Q 1863. by Bennett Cerf. Distributed by King Features Syndicit
"Eat, Drink and Be Merry' But
Shun Excess, Says Steincrohn
Ity GKORALD S. SNYDER
United Press International
Every year, in this age of anx
iety, the list of "don'ts" seems
to lengthen by the dozen.
"Don'tsmoke!""Don'tdrink!"
"Don't be lazy!" "Don't eat too
much!" "Don't worry!" and so
on.
Cheer up! You can actually
eat, drink and still be merry re
ports a retired doctor and author
in a book, "Your Life to Enjoy"
(Prentice-Hall), which claims
that many of the so - called
"health rules" can be broken by
those with no history of serious
medical troubles.
D . Peter J. Steincrohn, a for
mer fellow of The American
Medical Association and retired
Hartford, Conn., physician be
lieves people are fools to smoke
if they have sinus trouble, chron
ic bronchitis, asthma, hyperten
sion, stomach ulcer or coronary
disease.
But, writes the 64-year-old
doctor (a steady smoker since
the age of 18). "If you are at all
concerned about the ill effects of
tobacco, in the present state of
our knowledge, I'd say better
look more to your heart and ar
terics than to fear of lung can
cer." Air pollution, not tobacco,
is the real cause of lung cancer,
he believes.
Alcohol? It can be a poison or
a boon, he says. But it cuts ten
sion and "when you prevent
tension you reduce the possibil
ities of coronary thrombosis, an
ginal attacks, stroke, hyperten
sion, diabetes, hyperthyroidism"
If you take alcohol against doc
tor's orders you may actually be
committing slow suicide, he
writes, but many over 40 who do
not take alcohol might be bet
ter off if they did. "People rare
ly become alcoholics after 40."
Computer Is Asked
About Presidency
PHOENIX. Ariz. (UPI) -Gerald
L. Phillippe, president
of the General Electric Co.,
here said some of his advanced
research people working with
computers became intrigued
with the possibility of using a
computer to solve the question
of who should be the next Amer-
Overweight? The solution Is
simple, says Steincrohn. "Cut
down" instead of "cut-out." Con
tinue to eat all the fattening
foods, but less. Accustomed to
six slices of bread daily, cut
down to three; four pats of but
ter, down to two, two malted
milks, down to one. And so on.
Are you physically lazy? Don't
be asbamed of it, advises the
doctor. "There s no special hon
or in belonging to the cult of the
physically active (for people
over 40). Nor is there any added
guarantee of healthfulness or
longer life."
Nervous? Nothing to be
ashamed of, writes Steincrohn.
This is the "nervous century,"
he says. We all live in the shad
ow of the "bomb" "I ask pa
tients to worry less not to
stop."
Steincrohn's philosophy in a
nutshell: "You only live once.
Yesterday is in the mind. To
morrow is in the heart. Today is
your life. Learn to live it in full
day by day or you die a little."
But, he warns, one rule must
be followed always "Nothing in
excess."
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