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JJ back the curtains in your
j upstairs windows imme
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terested in a course in
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j, Back went this note
s from th fraternity broth
ers: "Dear Girls: This
course it not compul-
sory."
People who assumed that
beinr one or h ,ii,i
men in the world automatically guarantees happiness and lack
-of care must have been shocked to hear the comments of billion-
aire J. Paul Getty on television. "The best times I've had in my
...life were ones that didn't cost me a cent," recalled Mr. Getty.
"What worries me is that I'm on the dull side. I'd give most of
my fortune for a better personality." Why does Mr. Getty con
tinue working very, very hard? "After all," he was reminded,
.""You're not going to be able to take your money with you."
.-. "That's a good thing, I guess. It might be a burden," he nodded
"wand rushed back to his office.
i A wild riot in a tough West Texas oil town brought a hurry
real! for the Rangers. When only one Ranger alighted from the
Scar, he was asked where the others were. He replied, "There's
only one riot, isn't there?"
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Travel Restrictions
Called Harassing
Retaliatory Move
A. ROBERT
SMITH
Mail Tribune
Washington
Correspondent
'7 WASHINGTON - President
Kennedy has hinted that the
chief reason for closing many
"Sections of the country to travel
by Communits bloc diplomats
" was to impair spying on nuclear
missile bases.
v Behind this decision was an
"Incident involving a Hungarian
diplomat who reportedly visited
"several, new missile bases in
""the Northwest some months
'ago, including the new ICBM
""base being built at Great Falls,
lont., causing consternation at
"'the Pentagon.
In Oregon, the new travel
"xrder makes Multnomah, Mor
row, Linn, Klamath, Coos and
"Benton counties off-limits to
diplomats from Russia and the
"Eastern Eurpean Communist
satellite nations of Hungary,
''Bulgaria, Poland and Czecho
slovakia. Oregon has no nuclear missile
"bases, but these counties con
tain most of Oregon's few mili
tary installations, notably a jet
"fighter base at Klamath Falls as
rwell as jet fighters based at
"yortland International Airport,
the Air Force's SAGE base near
""Corvallis and the Navy's Board
nan bombing range.
. Others Oft Limits
' In addition, seven other Ore-
Eon counties, making 13 in all,
were declared off-limits to Rus
sian diplomats but not to satel--iite
country diplomats. They
are Lane. Douglas, Marion,
Polk, Washington, Yamhill and
The Rogue Valley
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Clackamas counties. For the
past two years only five Oregon
counties Clatsop, Columbia,
Coos, Hood River and Mult
nomah have been off-limits
to Soviet diplomats.
Asked at his news conference
by this reporter to explain the
rationale of expanding this re
stricted area, Kennedy indicated
that it is a harassing retaliatory
move against the Soviets.
"In the case of the Soviet
Union, 26 per cent of their coun
try is off-limits to the United
States, and we have put the
same percentage of ours," said
the President. "If they would
be willing to change that per
centage or drop it, I think we
would be willing to."
The newly imposed travel re
strictions on satellite nation
diplomats were explained by
Kennedy in this way: "We have
attempted to put some limita
tions on the travel of bloc mill
tary attaches, because we feel
it is important to the security
ot the united States, and to the
Alliance. The base of the alli
ance rests upon the nuclear
lorces ot the united States. I
think we have to protect their
security. The Defense Depart
ment felt very strongly that this
was important, for the security
of the United States or other
wise it would not have been
done."
Informed sources added that
Communist intelligence work
was being conducted by mill
tary attaches connected with
East European embassies here
who were free to travel any
where in the country. The Hun
garian diplomat who was snoop
ing on Northwest missile bases
apparently violated no restric
tions.
Tourists Not Restricted ,
The new order doesn't restrict
Soviet tourists or newsmen, only
diplomats. Officials explained
Language Teachers
Learn Army's Way
GEARHART. Ore. (UPI) -
Language teachers from
throughout the Pacific Northwest
at a two-day convention here
learned how the armed services
run their language program.
Col. Lloyd H. Gomes, director
of the Defense Language Insti
tute, Washington, D.C., told
some 300 teachers the basic dif
ference between the armed
services method and that of the
schools in language instruction
"is that we concentrate heavily
on speaking and understanding
a language."
"In a general language course
the schools touch more 'leavily
in the areas of reading and
writing than we do, and they in
corporate literary works with
the languages, he said.
He added that service instruc
tion is more intense, with the
average institute student going
to school 40 hours a week and
studying nothing but langmge.
Classes also are limited to eight
students maximum.
National Grange
Princess Selected
PORTLAND (UPI) - Miss
Marie Newton, 22, of Winston
Salem, N.C., is the new National
Grange princess.
She was chosen as the Grange
neared the end of its national
convention here. She is a school
teacher.
Another member of the Old
Richmond Grange at Winslon-
Salem, Richard L. Angell, 18,
finished second in the race for
national prince title. This was
won by James H. Simpson, 21,
Kuna, Idaho.
The awards were based on
outstanding Grange and com
munity work.
Miss Marion P y 1 e, 23,
Bethany, W. Va., was runner-up
in the princess contest.
Anti-Suicide Posters
Declared Depressing
BEDFORD, England (UPD
A local bus company today re
jected an anti-suicide group's
advertising posters because
they would "depress passen
gers." .
The posters, offered by the
"Bedford Samaritans," read:
"Despair? If you are in despair
and tempted to suicide and
don't know where to turn for
help, ring Samaritans, Bedford
2200."
that the order is designed to
check the activities of trained
military attaches who can gath
er valuable information about
precise locations of missile
bases and other likely soviet
targets if they are free to drive
about the country in automobiles
containing instruments used for
such intelligence work.
The new order won't solve the
problem of spies moving about
the country, whether they be
Americans or foreigners dis
guised as tourists.
Travel of cultural exchange
groups, such as the Bolshoi
Ballet, or visiting Russian
foresters, educators or engineers
looking at dams, wouldn't be
affected by the order.
Within closed Multnomah
county, the city of Portland re
mains open to Red diplomats,
but they must use ran or com
mercial air transportation to
reach the city and not bus or
auto transportation which would
necessarily pass through closed
areas.
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Baker
Sized
WASHINGTON (UPI)-Speak-
ing of Bobby Baker, as who
isn t these days, I have a vivid
image of the unfrocked Senate
majority secretary in my gar
den of memories.
I remember how Baker used
to stand by a chamber door
during roll calls. As certain
senators filed in to cast their
votes, you could see him mouth
the word "aye."
Was Baker telling the sena
tors how to vote? Or at least
how the majority leadership
wanted them to vote? I used to
think so, but now I m not sc
sure.
In the licht of subsequent de
velopments, it seems entirely
possible that rather than saying
"aye" he was merely saying
"Hi."
I have altered my original
impression owing to the fact
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Apparently
Up All Wrong
that I apparently had Baker
sized up all wrong.
Forgotten Man
Although Baker has been pic
tured as an influential figure,
if you took a poll of the Sen
ate today you probably would
get the idea that most senators
barely knew him.
"Bobby Baker?" they will
say. "Let me sec. That name
sounds familiar. Isn't he the
singer who made a record of
'Mack the Knife?' "
Obvibusly, anyone that ob
scure wouldn't have been post
ed at the door to pass along
tne word on voting, bo he must
have been just passing the time
or day instead.
But if Bobby was not the Sen
ate power I took him to be, I
still cling to my first concep
tion of his ability to throw a
party. On that point there is no
gainsaying that he was a whiz.
I recall all too well the for
mal opening of a plush new
oceanfront motor lodge in
which he had an interest. Bak
er invited a few hundred of his
most initimate friends to help
him celebrate the occasion.
The guests, who included a
few run-of-the-mill freeloaders
like me, were transported to
the Atlantic shore in a fleet of
air conditioned buses. Police
escorts were provided along the
entire 150-mile route.
In the rear of each bus was
a bar and a bartender, who
kept the passengers plied with
champagne and other potent
potables during the journey.
By the time we reached our
domination, I was not only
plied. I was ply-eye. And that
was only the beginning.
We arrived at the inn just In
time for a cocktail party at
which the drinks were served
by long-legged beauties wear
ing black net stockings.
The cocktail party lasted un
til time for the return trip, at
which point the bartenders on
the buses resumed pouring
champagne.
When they poured me off the
bus about midnight, I felt like
some senators do now. Bobby
Baker? Who he?
SOVIF.TS GET 'HELP'
PARIS (UPI) - U.S. Under
secretary of State George W,
Ball id Monday Western long
term credits are allowing the
Soviet Union to keep its mill
tary production in high gear
and to shore up its agricultural
crisis, informed sources said.
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Check Seminar Set
Here This Week
Area law enforcement agen
cies were completing plans to
day for a Check Seminar, for
Jackson county businesses to be
held Wednesday and Thursday,
Nov. 20 and 21, in the court
house auditorium.
The reminar is designed to aid
businessmen and their employ
es in detecting false checks,
which are a particular problem
during the holiday season.
Th i Jackson County District
Attorney's office, the Oregon
State Bureau of Identification
and Investigation, and the Fed
eral Bureau of Investigation
will participate in the seminar,
as well as the sheriff s office
and city police department.
A session will be held from
1:30 to 4:30 p.m. Wednesday
for employers and managers.
Two sessions Thursday, from 9
a.m. to noon and from 7 to 10
p.m., has been scheduled for
employees. ,
Firm Files Against
The Dalles Schools
THE DALLES (UPI) - The
Harvey Aluminum Co. has filed
new motions with the Wasco
County clerk in connection with
the case it brought last year
against School District 9 (Chen
owith) just west of here.
The pending case deals with
the boundary line between Dis
trict 9 and School District 12
(The Dalles).
The motions ask that if the
boundary line is determined to
be as contended by School Dis
trict 12, then $89,132 of the
firm's 1963-84 tax money should
be allocated and disbursed to
District 12 rather than District
9. Harvey last Friday paid $511,
116 in property taxes to cover
1963-64.
District 12 is a defendant in
the school district boundary case
but has adopted the plaintiff's
position.
Army Cook Held
On Murder Charge
BOISE (UPI) -George LeRoy
Stedtnitz, 20-year-old Ft. Lewis,
Wash., Army cook, was held to
day without bond on charges of
shooting to death a member of
a religious entertainment group.
Hit once in the face and twice
In the body with bullets from a
British .303 rifle was Eugene
Raymond Carroll, 22, Boise.
An FBI agent, conducting the
case since it occured on- gov
ernment property, said Stedtnitz
was charged with first degree
murder after turning himself in
to the Boise police.
The agent said Stedtnitz walk-
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Minter as commandant of mid
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tration hospital recreation room
Saturday night and fired at Car-
roll, a member of a group that
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Saturday night, bledlmlz s moth
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vestigation.
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TUESDAY. NOVEMBER, 10, 1963
Complaints Are Filed
ASHLAND Complaints for
carrying a concealed weapon
and driving while under the in
fluence of intoxicating liquor
have been filed against Charles
Lyle Murphy, 35, of 605 N.
Mountain Ave.
Murphy was arrested by Ash
land police following a series of
events at the Cooks Reception
Beer Parlor, 66 E. Main St.
He was then lodged in the coun
ty jail.
According to Herb Hayes,
Ashland Police Chief, one of his
officers was called by the beer
parlor at 6:30 p.m. Saturday,
where it was reported a man
arrived in a taxi, went to a
rest room, fought with a man
Court Asks Further
Discrimination Views
WASHINGTON (UPI) - The
Supreme Court, by a 5 to 4
vote, pressed the federal gov-er-iment
Monday to submit fur
ther views on whether restau
rants and other places of public
accommodations may bar Ne
gro customers on the basis of
race.
In submitting its views to the
court last month in a series of
"sit-in" cases from Maryland,
Florida and South Carolina, the
Justice Department had care
fully skirted the broad consti
tutional questions involved in
such discrimination.
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