Medford mail tribune. (Medford, Or.) 1909-1989, October 20, 1963, Image 47

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Men and Women over 40 seem par
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Does BLADDER
IRRITATION
MAKE YOU NERVOUS?
After 21, common Kidney or Bladder Ir
ritation affect twice as many woman a
men and mar make you tense and nerroua
from too frequent, burning or Itching
urination bothday and nliht. Secondarily,
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Quips and Quotes
Father and Son Talk
You ask me, Sonny,
If germs have wives?
Why hees eat honey
If it gives them hiveB?
Is mongoose the name
Of a Scottish goose?
And how do you tame
A hypotenuse?
I'm glad, my lad,
That your confidence
In your dear old dad
Is so immense.
For Papa is wise
As a holy lama.
So what he'd advise
Is go ask Mama!
Seorgie Starbuck Galbrailh
The mother was puzzled by
her little boy's actions. Every
time a middle-aged neighbor
lady walked her new puppy past
the house, the boy would rush
outside, stoop over the puppy,
and receive something from the
lady. Finally, the mother asked
what it was all about, and the
boy proudly displayed a shiny
dime.
"I got a job," he said. "Mrs.
Canfield's dog wants to bite lit
tle boys, so she hired me to pet
him every day till he gets used
to them." Ken Kraft
A number of young families
moved into a new-home develop
ment and were happy except
for one thing: poor drainage
left a large pond of water right
in the center of the subdivision.
A committee was organized to
present the neighbors' com
plaint to the contractor.
"Either do something about
that water," said the committee
chairman, "or we mill sue."
The next morning the eon
tractor's truck pulled up to the
water, and the driver explained
to onlookers: "The boss decided
to do something about that wa
fer I'm going to unload a
bunch of ducks right now!"
F. G. Keran
The little boy had attended
Sunday school for the first time,
and he returned home close to
tears. "I'm never going again,"
he sobbed. "The first thing they
did was march us into a dark
basement and take our money
away!" Fred W. Norman
A Little Knowledge
The Srs( thing learned
in school
By our darling little pet
Is how much spending money
The other youngsters get.
Stephen Schlitser
Junior TREASURE Chest
EDITED BY ANN DAVIDOW
Let's Draw a Kitty-Cat
By Ann Davidow
(70
A cashew makes a
kitty-cat.
Just as easily as that.
His back is arched, his tail
is up
Perhaps he's hissing at a
pup!
Limerick
By Ida M. Pardue
There once lived a lengthy giraffe
Who said with a bit of a laugh,
"If I weren't so tall,
I might look at all
Of myself, instead of just half."
Colorful Carrot Basket
By Evelyn Pickering
Here's how you can make a pretty
hanging basket out of .a carrot. Cut
the top off the carrot and hollow
out the center part-way down. Fas
ten a fine wire around it and hang
in a sunny window. Keep the hollow
filled with water and soon beautiful
lacelike leaves will sprout and grow
over the carrot
Riddle
What always has one eye open
but can never see?
Answer: '3paau y
Yea Team By Rose Mae
Across
1. This ball is often called a skin
5. The balls used in a fall sport
7. When the ball is carried into the zone,
it is called a touchdown
Down
2. End, center, tackle,
3. The ball is kicked from the of the shoe
4. Every team wants to win its games
6. If both teams have the same score, it is called
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