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Oh, some people hurry toward
Indian curry.
And others are nuts (or spaghetti.
A few place their benison squarely
on venison.
Pheasant or squab or Brown Betty.
Some fly up from Austin for beans
in Boston,
And some go to France for the truffles.
There's even a glutton for old
English mutton
Bedizened with paper-lace ruffles.
And many sing praise for
exotic souffles.
Or swear that tamales are drooly.
But home by the range, such foibles
seem strange
To this old gourmet, yours truly.
For I'd deem it a thrill to be eating
my 611
Wherever I might get looken
For an innertube stew or a
fricasseed shoe
That was somebody else's eookinl
Georgie Starbuek Galbrnith
The neighborhood children had been
invited to the youngster's birthday party,
and each brought a present One kid of
fered a toy six-shooter, another a re
alistic army bazooka, a third a rubber
Bowie knife, and still another a space
age rocket gun.
The guest of honor was disconsolate.
"I don't know how to play with guns and
knives," he said sadly. "You see, we don't
have a television set." James Shurluck
The young couple had completely re
modeled their old home. There were
many improvements, but the one the
wife was proudest of was her brightly
polished hardwood floors.
"When we bought the place," she ex
plained, "the floors were in terrible
shape. But since I've worked on them,
three people have fallen down!"
Giles H. Runyon
That something "borrowed" at most
weddings is what it cost the bride's
father to finance the shindig.
David Flynn
Family W rklv. October 1 J, 1M
When a new car comes out, people like to know what's new.
On this one, everything yon see is new, including a new profile
and new Interiors. The deeper qualities are .
sensational performance and a 5-year50,000-mile warranty.
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Sport Fury ?-4o hardtop
The 1964 Plymouth
.HUTS HOW PlTHOmCI ST1MN lM WAMAMTT PROTECTS Y0i
Chrysler CanmratlM warrants lor i wart or 50.000 mlln, wtikh.nr conns
first, etalnsf defects In materials end workmanship and will replace or repair
at a Chrysler Hotoa Corporation totkorlnd Dealer's Place of Dullness, tie
anclna Mock, haad and Intamal parts, Intake manlloM, watar pump, trera
nlsston casa and Inttrnal parts (eicludins manual clutch), torqua convertor,
drive shaft, universal lolnts, raar aila and differential, and raar whaal beer
Inn of Its 1964 automobiles, provided tha ownar has the aniina oil chanied
ovary 3 months or 4,000 mlln, whichever comas first, tha oil filter replaced
every second oil chenie and the carburetor air filter cleaned every S months
and replaced every 2 years, and every 6 months furnishes to such a dealer
evidence of performance ol the required service, and requests the dealer to
certify (1) receipt oC urea evidence and (2) Ike car's thea current mlleaia.
Was it you who said give me a nice-looking car that really
moves but doesn't cost too much? Well, here it is, with
an engine and drive train guaranteed 5 years or 50,000
miles. That's a powerful argument, and it belongs to
the 1964 Plymouth, a car you'll be proud of for a long
time. If this is the year you picked to buy a new car, you
pickedabeautifulyearto fa Up and goVfymOUtfi!
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