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Quips
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Quotes
The real-estate salesman
had spent all Sunday after
noon showing model homes to
a young engaged couple. So
far they had been more inter
ested in each other than the
houses, but the patient sales
man felt this particular model
would be especially attractive
to them.
"For one thing," he ex
plained, "your husband-to-be
will have a hobby room, which
few homes have. By the way,
I suppose you people do have
a hobby?"
"Oh, yes," the girl sighed.
"It's looking through model
homes on Sunday afternoon
dates." Don Bennett
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It's Tim We Drug 'em Out
Oar medicine cabinet's where
We seem to be hoarding a sead
Of prescriptions we don't recall getting
For ills we've forgotten we had.
Hal Chadwick
The young lady telephoned one of her
friends. "I overheard somebody on the
bus say that you'd lost your boy friend
at sea. I just wanted to tell you how
sorry I am."
"Yes, it was awful," the girl replied.
"A blonde nabbed him on that Caribbean
cruise he took." F. G. Kernan
The patient was baggy-eyed and
drawn. "I simply can't get a good night's
sleep," he told the doctor. "I keep hav
ing this terrible dream. There's this door
with a sign, and I push it and push it
but I never can get it open !"
"Tell me," said the doctor, "what does
the sign say?"
"Pull," the patient replied.
Gilbert Bonstock
The middle-aged lady was driving in
the country when a tire went flat. A
kindly truck driver noticed her problem
and stopped to give assistance. "I'll
change the tire, ma'm," he said. "What
kind of jack do you have?"
The woman considered this, then re
plied: "Would $5 be enough?"
antes Shurluck
Delayed Reaction
The dentist just phoned me and said,
With a voice that was laden
with sorrow,
He'd have to postpone for six weeks
The appointment f hail
for tomorrow.
I tried not to show my regret,
Dejection, unhappiness, grief,
Annoyance, displeasure, chagrin,
Irritation, resentment relief.
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