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Lata Vacation Memo from Mom
Boys, up till now I've been a sport;
Fired the missiles, launched the rockets,
Reloaded carbines in the fort,
Rescued soggy frogs from pockets.
I've- baited hooks beside the lake,
And meekly served as substitute
For children wild enough to take
An early-morning paper route.
I've kept a black snake for a pet
With equanimity and grace
But kids, you're going to have to get
Somebody else for second base.
Betty Billipp
Golfers were astonished to see a young
girl in a wedding gown run across the
fairway and berate a man on the 16th
green. "George," she said, tears in her
eyes, "how could youf Why did you leave
me waiting at the church?"
Very patiently the golfer replied, "I told
you only if it rains !" John ShotweU
A man spotted a piece of string tied
around his neighbor's finger and asked
what it was for.
"My wife put it there so I wouldn't for
get to mail a letter," he replied.
"And did you mail it?"
The neighbor shook his head. "She for
got to give it to me." V. D. Palat
"Mr. Harrison is giving me a dime
for every day I water his lawn while he's away."
A father was shopping for a birthday
present for his little daughter. "Here's a
remarkable doll," the saleslady said. "All
you have to do is lay her down and she
closes her eyes just like a real little girl."
"I can see you've never had a real little
girl," the father sighed.
James Shurluck
Questions on tho Common Cold
Who has a cold none's meaner than?
A man.
Who'll treat this illness as a trifle?
His wife'll.
What colds arouse her real concern?
Hern. Georgie Starbuck Calbraith
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