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THURSDAY. AUGUST 22. 1963
MEDFOHD MAIL TRIBUNE, MEDFORD. OREGON
BE EARLY!
ON SALE 9:30 A.M.
FRIDAY
I'm HAl SCHMECHEL ... I boy all kinds of
horrible home horrors and dreadful drapes.
Anyone have an aspirin?
COLOR MY HEADACHE
SICK!
WOMEN'S NYLON BRIEFS 4Q
Upr.Reg.75e ....... 17
WHITE NYLON HOSE 1Q
llpr. Reg. ie 1.35 . .:. ... I
SIZE 5 BOY'S SHIRT 4Q
Reg. 1.98 (2nd floor) I
; TODDLER SUN SUIT 4 (k
2 only. Reg. 2.25 ..... I
GIRLS' SHORTS 3-6x 4Q
4 pr. Values to 2.50 ........ I
Domestic Lemons
-i Have you been rubbed the wrong wjy?
' These bth towels are guaranteed to do it
for sure we have 99 ot them with values
.-. to 2.98 each.
y
i If you feel you must wash first, we have 50
: (ugh) wash cloths that will match some of
the (ugh) towels.
: Regular to 59c.
We have 17 irregular terry table cloths.
V The cloths aren't much but the irregulari
. tics are beauties.
, If perfect values to 5.98.
Why do I always end up with the odd ones
' it never fails have a heart, ploase take
. these odd napkins away. They will make
.. perfect dust cloths. Reg. to 1.00.
j Fabrics in old citrus colors:
j 1 Pc. M yds. long of really shaggy shag-
bark. Reg. 1.69.
' 100 Yds. of the worst looking cotton prints
by William Anderson. This guy must be
nuts to sign his name to prints like this
oh, well, to each his own . . . maybe you
will like 'em. Reg. 98c yd.
1 You will have to squeeze hard to beat this
, one border prints with dolls on it yet. Only
5 yards left (hallaluya). Reg. 69c.
You have heard of Tarpoon cloth, well I
was harpooned by this group. I told the
' girls to throw it out but the garbage man
,. wouldn't take It. 45 yds. Reg. 1.98.
Sheer cottons and I must have been sheer
out of my head when I bought it. Only 15
' yds. left. Reg. 98c yd.
Lemons for the home:
". 19 Pr. Shorty drapes the designer should
" be hung Instead of the drapes. Values to
' 8.98 pr.
" 24 Pr. white dacron priscillas if they had
' stopped there it would have been fine, but
they added the most gosh awful trim you
u, aver saw. Reg. 9.98.
99c
33c
1.88
10c
77c
77c
10c
18c
18c
88c
4.88
2.88
44c
5.00
5.00
, 12 Pr. Tier curtains (ugh) to match above,
t Reg. 4.98.
h 101 Yds. Window Valance out of this
world patterns, colors and designs. I with
they were. Reg. 98c yd.
' 3 ONLY Nylon Puff Bedspreads several
customers thought they were rugs. Use 'em
as you see fit. Would make a terrific bed
, . . . for the dog. Reg. 24.98.
1 Only Quilled full size white double . . .
:; that's the way I wrote it but it still don't
sound right. Oh; y. . . , bedspread,
t Regular 14.96.
No
I'm ED CUIBERTSON . . . buyer of haber
dasher's headaches and lots of delinquent
(boys) specials. I'm unsteady need helpl
COLOR MY EXPRESSION
WORRIED l
GIRLS' SWIMSUITS 3-6x 4 Qc
2 only. Reg. 4.98 I
DECORATOR PILLOWS 4 Q
Reg. 1.00 ..
BURGANDY TOWELS 4 QC
14 only. Reg. 59c
BOYS' KNIT SHIRTS 4 Qc
4 only. Size 12. Reg. 2.98 . . I
MEN'S CABANA SET Q
1 Only. sz. Med. Reg. 12.95 . I
(Domestics cont'd)
White enamel cookware. (Assorted
shapes and sizes). The manufacturer A A A
said it was a terrific buy at $1.00. I M I I III I
tried 88c and nobody bought it. eWW
How about
2 Only Ironing Boards ... so if you are
bored with ironing, try one of these ... C 1111
perfect to tie your kangaroo down with 71.1111
sport! Reg. 10.98. tWW
I guess people just didn't relax this summer, or else the
weather man conspired against me. Which ever it is, I
still have summer furniture . . , how about you?
Lawn chairs, regular 4.98 2.88
Lawn chairs, regular 6.98 3.88
Chaise Lounge, regular 8.98 4.88
Beauty is as beauty does but people laughed when I put
these out on the counter. I try and try and try but they
are still here. Come on in for a laugh!
Crestline Chrome Bread Box, reg. 14.98 6.88
Crestline Chrome Paper Box, reg. 13.98 6.88
Copper Binester?, reg. 13.98 6.88
Lemons for Men
Lemons for Boys
These men's knit shirts can't really be
called "lemons." "Dogs" more accurately
describes them. Crew necks or gaucho mod
els. Reg. to 5.00.
Color these men's swim suits yellow. They're
afraid to leave us . . . knits or boxers
all colors. Reg. 2.98 to 6 95t
We've squeezed and squeezed and squeezed
from 10.95 to 9.95 to 8.88 to 7.66 etc.
Men's assorted summer slacks. Ong. to
10.95.
You think our ready-to-wear department
1.00
1.00
3.88
has some lemons? Wait until you see
these ladies blouses in the men's depart
ment. We bought 'em to match men's
shirts ... we sold the men's shtrts . .
Come get the blouses.
Reg. 3.98 to 5.95.
Pome:
I've never seen a lemon coat
I never hope to see one
I'd rather you would buy the things
Than have them try to sell me one . , .
Men's lightweight sportcoats. Author er
roneous. Reg. 32.50 & 39.95.
Shop Mann's for the perfect lemon-pick-in'
outftt. 7 Only men's suits ideally
suited for pickinq lemons. Some wash
and wear . . . some all wools.
Reg. 39 95 to 49.95.
Vz Off
19.99
19.99
This was one year we didn't get caught
short in our bermuda shorts. Lets hope
you did replenish your supply.
Reg. 3 98 to 5.95.
2.88
There must be at least 7 or 8
months ol summer left. Come
buy your boy some bermuda short.
Our entire stock Sizes 6 to 20.
Reg. 3.98 4.98.
Vi Price
Phone Calls, Lay A ways or
ACCORDING TO WEBSTER A LEMON IS A FRUIT LIKE AN ORANGE
ONLY WITH A YELLOW SKIN AND A SOUR TASTE ... WE
THOUGHT THE FOLLOWING MERCHANDISE WOULD BE SWEET
LIKE AN ORANGE . . . BUT, NOW IT HAS TURNED YELLOW WITH
AGE AND SOUR TO OUR TASTE ... PLEASE TAKE IT AWAY !
I'm PAT BISHOP . . . buyer of girls' things,
little kids stuff and lingering lingerie.
Please help me clean up this stuffl
COLOR MY HEARTACHE
SAD!
WASH FLANNEL SLAX 4 Qc
1 only. Sz. 32x30. Reg. 6.95 I
MEN'S BRIEFS 4 Qc
Szs. 28 & 44. Reg. to 1.25 .. 17
MEN'S NECKTIES -JQ
9 only. Reg. 1.50 . . . . 17
EARRINGS 4 Qc
Regular 1.00 plus fax I
6 ONLY HANDBAGS 4QC
Regular 2.98 plus lax 17
(Men-Boys cont'd)
Boy's short sleeve sport shirts bander mod
el collars. These are really not lemons so
much as the fact that we simply bought more
than we could sell. Sizes 10 to 20.
Reg. 3.50.
1.88
2.88
1.66
5 Only boy's terry beach jackets, (white)
The perfect solution
a white terry beach.
Reg. 4.29.
for what (o wear at
Ever see a dark plaid lemon? We've got 'em
Cotton continental pants. Boy's sizes 1 2
to 18. Reg. 3.98.
We're swimming in swimming
suits. With just a little squeezing
you can be the owner ot any boy's
swimming suit from our entire
stock. Sizes 6 thru 18.
Vi Price
Kiddies and
Lingerie Lemons
If It hadn't been so cold this summer we
would not have to look at these 6 only
swimsuits. They are strctchable and will fit AA
probably most any size girl anywhere from UWi"
7 to 14. Size that is! We tried selling V
them for 4.00.
When we thought it was summer, we bought
these 4 only girls' sleeveless blouses. Now
that Fall has fell . . . and summer, kapoot! yW
Take 'em at this price and add your own f w
sleeves. Reg. 3.98.
We have shorts and knee knockers for
short and knock-kneeded girls. Fabrics,
plain ... no imagination. Please remove rJV
these dull duds from our table. W
Regular 3.98 and 4 98.
It was so cold this summer that not even the ducks swam.
And by the looks of our girls' swimsuit stock . . . did any
one else? We have one-piece and two-pieces tvpe swim
wcar. P S. They were supposed to be the top styles . . .
but we must have been wrong.
Reg to 5 98 3.00
Reg. 6 98 4.00
Reg. 8.98 S.00
Reg. 10 98 6.00
Reg. to 14 98 8.00
Here s a collection of sleepwear for girls
that would give a lemon an ulcer. The most
awful group, checks, gaudy ptatds and lust
plain tricot . . . that you have ever seen m m
Seeing is believing . , . you're buv,ng it is JmM m
beheveing. Reg. to 4.98.
We have 7 only nylon tricot slips for wo
men. You have heard about dried up lem- A A A
ons . . . well this is it! We thought they a UU
were kind ot prettv but it must have been m
a mistake. Reg to 10 98.
Returns Once You Get This Stuff You're Stuck
I'm DORIS CALDWELL ... at little mistakes
I'm good (notions). Also accessories and
gifts. See my center-aisle slip-ups.
COLOR MY CONDITION
PERPLEXED!
STRETCH STRAW BELTS
4 Only, Reg. 1.00
CHILDREN'S SWIM CAPS
10 Only, Reg. 1.00 and 1.39.
LARGE ASH TRAY
1 Only, Regular 4.00
DECORATOR WHITE BIRDS
Import. 4 Only. Reg. 3.98.
1 PR. BOY'S SHOES
Sz. 412D. Reg. 9.99 ....
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19
19
19
19
Accessory, Needlework
Gift Lemons
Citrus tones in jewels and gems. Earrings,
necklaces, etc. A gaudy group of ghastly
gems ... to say the least. At least we
couldn't find anything good to say about
them. Reg. 3.00 to 7.00.
Sheer 1 00 nylon Summer (?) gloves.
L These are for the summer that was never
there. Si2e 6'2 and 7 and even some one
size stretch. Stretch these into next sum
mer if you can. They look real peachy on
the hand. Reg. 2.00.
(Long 8-buttons lace trim sheer.
Reg. 3.60 for 1.66)
20 ONLY Pretty awful pastel fashion flow
ers. They just don't grow on us anymore.
We have moved them from counter to coun
ter and they are almost worn out.
Regular 1.00.
Attention: Labor Day Campers:
Woolana cold water soap for use during the
cold summer. Take with you on your va
cation where warm water isn't available.
Mix with cool spring water and you are in.
No camper should be without one to keep
their long drawers sparkling clean.
Get yours today! Reg. 1 .50.
WE have drip-dry inflatable hangers. Just
blow 'em up and you can use them for
most anything. If you don't want to dry
sweaters on them . . . use them in the pool
for swimming. Reg. 1.49 for a pkg. of two.
3 Only Foam Cushion Chaise Lounge Pads.
These must be good for something.
Size 23x72. Reg. 5. 00.
2 Only Cool Terry Chaise Lounge Covers.
They are a horrible Orange color. Doesn't
anyone have an orange patio? Come on now
orange goes with lemons. Reg. 4.00.
99c
Plus Tax
66c
34c
44c
66c
2.99
1.99
1.44
1.99
1.99
66c
6.44
33c
Terry patio pillows No summer ... no
patio pillows. They are pretty, adorable,
and ugly to us. Take 'em away. Reg. 2.00.
9 Only White Italian imported twin bon-bon
dish. Even the Italians didn't like these.
We are really attached to them or they to.
us. Reg. 4.50.
We have 7 cotton dispensers. Kind of a little
plastic thing. Dusty and shop worn. ' Un
attractive and old. Regular 4.00.
Cups and Saucers and more cups and sau-.
cers They are bone china and have come
all the wav from merry old England just to
set on our counters. Even the English had
no use for them. A multitude of patterns
. . . we even have some that don't match.
Reg. 1 19.
Let's go knitting! 5 Only Duo Afghan kits
all ready to be knitted. We arc advertising
these absolutely for the last time. T"ev
just don't have sales appeal anymore.
Reg. 12.98.
ODDS AND ENDS in vams. Many un
matched, dull and sickening colors. Dve
lots that are mis mated. This yarn seem
to grow more hair every time we look at t
Reg. to 1. 39 ske-n.
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ON SALE 9:30 A.M.
FRIDAY
I'm KATHLEEN ESP ... I buy those ready
made fashions??? I'm ill from looking at
all this mess. You are what the Dr. pre
scribes. COLOR MY ULCER
UPSETTING!
WOMEN'S FLATS 4 Qc
Red or Brown 17
LEMON YELLOW WOOL COAT 4 IV
Reg. 14.98 1 7"
1 BLACK SWIMSUIT 4 Qc
Reg. 5.98 17
YELLOW STRETCH PANTS 4 A
Women's (2 pr.) Reg. 12.95 17
1 ONLY CAPRI PANT 4 Qt
Women's. Famous make .... 17
Lemons for Ladies
We've got 2 billious yellow all wool Shortie
Coats. Too bright to be worn out in the
sun. Can be seen a mile away.
Reg. 35.00.
7.00
Here's a full length I only lemon yellow
ail wool coat. Almost as bad as the
previous description. Only there's more
of it. Hurts your eyes twice as bad.
Reg. 59.95.
22.00
16.00
12.00
, How about a nice summer coat. We have
2 of them made out of India silk and
cotton. Fully lined to keep the summer
cold out. Reg. 45.95.
How about a dark swimsuit to brighten
up a cold summer?. 6 only and they are
. . . well, you see for yourself.
Regular 27.95.
Found another two-piece lemon yellow
bathing suit. They'll need blinders at the
beach when you don this little masterpiece.
Reg. 15.95.
6.00
Would vou like to see a gaudy
bunch of sportswear. It's so ridicu
lous I can hardly talk about it.
Obnoxious stripes, colors that are
ill. There is capris, shorts, tops and
what have you. Reg. to 5.98.
$1 $2 $3
Dresses, Dresses, Dresses. Aren't there any women left m
Medford? We have a dress here for each woman who wears
one. They are a little aged, yellow with fade and perhaps
not the best in style but what can you lose. You be the
judge.
Regular 10 98 .3.00
Regular U.98 ... 5.00
Regular 17.98 7.00
Shoe Lemons
Don Ferguson, our shoe buver, wants to be
colored too. In fact he is so upiet over
his shoe grouo that he'd like to be colored
crazy! Help him out!
5.19
4.19
1 Group sports and fats. Values to 10 98
. . . and if you can stand them, they are
yours for
4 Pr. Grey a"d dismal desert boots 4D
4' ':C, 4'jD And beiteve 't or net they so'd
at one time for as much as $9.99.
With It!