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Our teen-age ton on science bent,
Stokes up while studying. Intent
On outer space and satellite
He reads and munches, bite by bite.
At learning he is quick and skilled
That is, if we can keep him filled;
So, while he orbits, we must face
The problem here of inner space.
Blly Isler
Twelve-year-old Jane and her mother
were in the kitchen washing dishes.
Little Tommy and his father sat in the
living room, looking over the evening
newspaper. Suddenly the crash of break
ing dishes could be heard throughout
the house. Father and son listened ex
pectantly, then Tommy announced:
"Mother's hands must've been wet when
she dropped them."
"How do you know it was Mother?"
asked his father.
"Because," Tommy replied brightly,
"she isn't yelling." John L. Power
While many little boys take their
medicine like men, others don't make
a fuss at all. Franklin P. Jones
The Brown family had
guests, and during the course
of the evening Mrs. Brown
showed off her new mink
coat While the women went
into ecstatic raves, the hus
band of one took Mr. Brown
off to a corner.
"That looks like a pretty
expensive coat," he said.
"Must have set you back
quite a few dollars."
' "Oh, you might say we
just got it on a trade-in,"
Brown replied laconically.
"Trade-in? What did you
trade in for that?"
"Our old bank account."
F. G. Kernan
Parking Motors
Will someone please
Tell me why do
They always run out
Just before I do?
W . . HcKendrick
"No special occasion just wanted an excuse to
buy a pile of groceries for the oodles of trading stamps I'd get!"
Family Wkly. March 31, 1M1 '