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To a Gentleman in Need of a Shavo
I'll own, my hero, some gents of note
Have chosen to emulate the goat
And sported a beard. There wag Shake
speare, natch,
And Bluebeard Baunting an azure thatch.
Or take the Smiths, old Trade and Mark;
Take Grant with shrubbery fit for a park.
Take a bearded clam, or take a door mat
And kiss it fondly the same type
format
To learn what's known to a million
women :
When Samson suffered that famous
trimmin1,
Though men have labeled it deep dark
treason,
Delilah, dear, had a darn good reason!
Georgia Starbuek Galbraith
So Says tho
At the Office
"That new dress does wonders for you,
Miss Smith. I like a woman who knows
clothes."
"Put another $70,000 in the advertising
budget."
"Gimme the same lunch as always, Ma
bel cheese on rye and coffee."
"It's a date, Pete. We'll go 36 holes next
Sunday."
"I'm leaving early, Miss Smith. I'm
tired enough to drop in my tracks."
The veteran baseball star had a streak
of cruelty in him, and he usually reserved
it for timid rookies. During spring train
ing he was particularly hard on a pink
cheeked young pitcher making his first
appearance in a major-league camp. "I'll
knock that pitch of yours into South
America," he shouted, stepping into the
batter's box.
The yojngster got two strikes on the
bid-timer, but each time he became more
rattled. His third pitch went wildly out
of control, but the overconfident veteran
swung blindly and struck out.
The star trudged back into the dugout
silently, but at the steps he turned and
yelled : "With lousy control like that, you'll
never stay in the big leagues!"
John Sheplock
Husband
At Mom
"But that old purple dress always looks
so good on you, honey. Why get some
thing else?"
"What do you mean you need an extra
$10 this week?"
"Don't tell me we're having meat loaf
two nights in a row!"
"Honey, would you mind running out
and picking up the newspaper?"
"Stop nagging. I'll come to bed right
after the late movie." Ben Cassell
"Can you call him back later! I'm expecting a call myself."
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