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Overwhelming Popularity
Before I read that wonderful book
Called "How to Be Popular," I'll own
That nobody gave me a second look.
I sat alone by a silent phone. -
But now I'm a four-star social winner.
For people seek me as flies seek honey.
They drop in for drinks and they stay for dinner.
They borrow my clothes, my car, my money.
They come with their troubles to recite
In lurid hues and minute detail.
They call me up in the dead of night
And ask me to bail them out of jail.
They use my phone for impromptu toll calls;
They fetch their kids to be baby-sat with.
They place my name on committee roll calls,
And bring me their maiden aunts to chat with.
My popularity's such, in short,
That I'm hoping some publishing messiah
Has got a book of a different sort
Called "How to Lose Friends and Be a Pariah!"
Georgie Slarbuck Galbraith
A family was spending a holiday at a
Florida resort, and the mother and her
daughter went to the beach. "Now don't
go in the water," the mother said. "It's too
cold." Then she shouted, "Don't play in
the sand, either it's too damp."
A few minutes later, when the daughter
began playing with some children, the
mother called again: "Mustn't play with
Family Weekly. February 10. I96J
A young minister was delivering
one of his first sermons and was
obviously very nervous.
He took as his text the story of
Ananias, who told a lie to Peter and
was struck dead. "God doesn't strike
people dead for lying the way He
used to," he said, getting more nerv
ous with each word until his
thoughts became jumbled, and he
concluded: "If he did, where would
I be?"
When he heard the congregation
snicker, he realized what he had
said, but he was quick-witted
enough to come up with an answer:
"I'll tell you where I would be I
would be right here, preaching to
an empty house."
Frances Benson
Two men from Mars decided to
reconnoiter Earth, but to get a
true picture they realized they must
appear as inconspicuous as possible.
They obtained everyday American
dress, learned the language, and in
general made themselves as ordi
nary as possible.
Through their first day on Earth,
nobody noticed a thing about them,
and when they ate dinner at an ex
clusive restaurant that night it was
almost in celebration over their dis
guises. But as they were paying
their checks, they were astonished
to hear the waiter say:
"You must be from Mars."
"What? How could you tell?" the
Martians asked, dumbfounded.
"Well," the waiter replied, "you're
thz first customers to pay cash since
I've been working here."
Herm Albright
strangers, dear." The child came over and
asked for an ice-cream cone. "No," the
mother replied, "it's too fattening."
"Well, then may I have a hamburger?"
the girl asked.
"It'll spoil your dinner," the mother an
swered. Then she turned to a bystander
and sighed: "Did you ever see such a neu
rotic child?" Ben Swanson