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Advice
to a Well-Pressed Suitor
Yon go a-courting. my artless lad,
Decked out like a faultless fashion ad.
And there's no question that you'll impress her
As being a very snappy dresser.
But if you're figuring to propose.
Then do your wooing in rumpled clothes.
With undarned socks and buttons a-dangle.
The Helpless Bachelor that's your angle.
For, son, the way to the feminine heart
Is to look as if you'll ravel apart
Without the care of a woman's hand
And hers will be ready on demand.
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Quips and Quotes
Any young man who's working his own way through
college these days probably isn't married.
Franklin P. Jones
It was the worst night of the winter. Wind whipped the
snow with biting fury, drifts piled up at corners, and side
walks became treacherous with ice. Through the blizzard a
little man, head down, inched his way to the neighborhood
bakery. He pulled open the door against the lash of wind
and stepped inside, exhausted.
"Two sweet rolls," he panted.
"You came out in this weather just for two sweet rolls?"
the baker asked incredulously. The man nodded.
"Tell me," the baker inquired, "are you married?"
The little man snapped back his answer: "You don't think
my mother would send me out on a night like this, do you?"
Edward C. O'Connor
FiiHy Winterized By Al Kaufman
A vain, well-to-do member of the bridge club showed up
at the weekly meeting with a new hairdo piled high atop
her head. "It's beautiful," said one of the more timid ladies
in the club. "It almost looks like a wig."
The aristocratic woman drew herself up in annoyance.
"It is a wig," she said coldly.
"Well, my goodness," soothed t!ie little lady, "I would
never have guessed it!" Wilfred Beaver
As Dad wended his way wearily toward the front door
after a hard day's work, Ms young son jumped out of the
bushes, shouting: "Up with your hands, pardner. I got
you covered with this here six-gun, so don't draw."
"Wait a minute, son," said the father, eyeing the space
helmet, rocket gun, and astronaut wings that the boy was
sporting. "You're talking Western, not space age."
His son was puzzled only a moment. Then lie said: "Pard
ner, I'm from West Mars!" Jan Struckmeyer
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