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Just an Afterthought
After the coffee has touched my lips;
After I've finiahed my pain-racked flips;
After I'm normal, like as not.
My helpmate will tell me: "The coffee
is hot."
After the auto coughs, sputters, and stops;
After on all sides there's nothing
hut crops;
After we're out there where no one
will pass,
My wife says: "I knew we didn't have
much gas.'
After a dinner dance, one of these days;
After the others have all gone their ways;
After I screw up my courage, I'm going
To say to her softly: "Your slip, dear, is
showing." Dick Emmont
The teen-age son had done it again
asked his father for a rather large advance
on his allowance.
"Sit down, boy," the father said gruffly.
"I want to talk to you. I want to remind
you that there are more important things
in life than money."
"Sure, Dad," the youth replied, "but
they won't go out with you if you're broke."
Wilfred E. Beaver
A bachelor is a man who would rather
get stuck with a needle than with a wife.
Dan Bennett
A mother had been having trouble get
ting her young son to attend Sunday school.
She decided on a little psychology and read
the youngster the story of the Pilgrim
Fathers and how they attended church
under the most difficult conditions.
"They never missed Sunday school and
enjoyed going," the mother concluded.
"So would I," the boy replied, "if you'd
let me carry a gun and fight Injuns on the
way." F. G. Reman
No Soap
For taking off so thick a coat
Of dirt, I'd use a trowel:
But Junior's method is, I note,
A splash and then a towel.
Hal Chadwick
The impresario had handled all kinds of
dog acts for the stage, so he wasn't sur
prised to see a trainer come into his office
with a collie that was supposed to be an
expert at playing cards.
"We'll invite three people from the audi
ence," the trainer said, "and, you watch,
he'll beat them."
The skeptical impresario called in three
office workers, and the dog dealt out a hand
of poker. He won easily as he did most of
the following games. "What about it?" the
trainer said. "A card-playing dog!"
"Sorry, not good enough," the impresario
said. "Every time he gets a good hand he
wags his tail."
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