Try and
By BENNETT CERF
VtTHEN SARAH BERNHARDT, the great French actress.
was touring Nevada, she was interviewed by an alert
and attractive young reporter named Sam Davis, who told
her, "I'm doing this not
only for my own paper
in Carson, Nevada, but
for the San Francisco
Examiner, and the United
Press."
Miss Bernhardt was
delighted with him, and
when he rose to go she
kissed him first on each
eheek. then squarely on
the lips. "The right
cheek for your paper in
Carson," she explained,
"the left for the Examin
er, and the lips, my
friend, for yourself."
Davis took this tribute in stride. "Madame Bernhardt,"
he announced impressively, "I also represent the United
Press, which serves over 60 papers west of the Mississippi
Biver alone."
t
There's a man in the Chicago weather bureau named Charles
Fairskies! Furthermore, Mr. Fairskies received this message re
cently from a suburbanite in Glencoe: "Dear Mr. Fairskies: I
thought you'd like to know that I have just shoveled eleven
Inches of Partly Cloudy off my driveway."
"What a pity," sighed a mother of seven, "that you can't treat
your first child the way you treat your first pancake: just throw
It away!"
O 1962. by Bennett Cerr. Distributed by Kins Features Syndicate
Local and
Practice Called - Practice
sessions of the Crater H i g n
school band have been called
for 7:30 p.m. Wednesday,
Thursday and Friday, Sept. 5,
6 and 7, in the high school
band building. Director of the
group is Norman Carothcrs.
Surgery Patient - Greg
gory Sorenscn, 16-year-old son
of Mr. and Mrs. Louis Sorcn
sen, 175 California St., Ash
land, was listed as a surgery
patient today at Sacred Heart
hospital.
.
Fund Raising Parly - Mr.
and Mrs. M. E. Norton will
hold a fund raising event for
the Democratic party at their
home along Rogue river near
Dodge bridge Sunday, Sept. 2.
The party will be from 2 to 7
p.m. Refreshments will- be
served and swimming is being
planned.
Car Firs - The Medford fire
department put out a blaze in
a car belonging to William M.
Cherry Tuesday. The car was
between Eighth st. and Oak
dale ave. The fire resulted in
damage to the motor of Ihe
car. firemen said.
Permit Issued - A building
permit was issued by the Med
ford building department yes
terday to Thomas Vance to
construct a residence at 1876
Brookhurst rd., valued at S21,
000. Biennial Planned - The bi
ennial homecoming of Ft.
Jones. Calif., residents will be
held Sunday, Sept. 2. in the
Ft. Jones elementary school.
Additional information may
be obtained from Edward
Goodwin, 837 Marshall ave.,
Medford, 773-5595.
Rummage Needed A rum
mage sale will be held by the
Red Cross Thursday and Fri
day, Sept. 6 and 7. at the Red
Cross building. Those wish
ing to donate items may tele
phone 772-4405 for pick up.
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Smoke Reported - Smoke !
was reported in a barn at 2300 :
South Stage rd. Tuesday. The i
Medford fire department
found the smoke coming from
a fluorescent light transform
er nmo HsmiBa rnenl4l In
the transformer, department t
officials said !
Births
RHODES - To Mr. and Mrs.
Ronald A., post office box 122,
Hilt, Calif., Aug. 28, 1962, a
girl, 8 pounds, at Rogue Val
ley hospital.
BROCK - To Mr. and Mrs.
Ralph, 358 Highland dr.. Med
ford, Aug. 28, 1962, a boy, 7
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WIWMED
In the Day's News
By FrtANK JENKINS
The news as this is written?
It's hodgepodge.
Reading it, one is reminded
of this stanza from Lewis Car
roll s The Walrus and the Car
penter: "The time has come," Ihe
Walrus said.
"To talk of many things:
Of shoes - and ships - and
sealing wax -
Of cabbages and kings -And
why the sea is boiling
hol-
And whether pits h a v e
wings.''
IVHAT of cabbages?
'i Well, they got into the
news the other day. Like this:
British scientists have dis
covered a process for making
milk WITHOUT A COW They
use pea pods. CABBAGE
LEAVES and weeds. And they
hope to open a pilot plant this
year with large scale produc
tion of their new drink fol
lowing later.
TJOW do they do if
" Dr. Frank Wokcs. research
director of the British vege
tarian research center near
Watford, in Hertfordshire, ex
plains it thus:
"We can produce the milk
from almost all greenstuffs.
We have been using carrot
tops, outer cabbage leaves and
pea pods. Weeds, nettles, and
all the hedgerow growths have
been used very successfully.
"The process? Roughly it is
to mash green leaves in water
warmed under controlled con
ditions until the protein is sep
arated. Vitamins, minerals,
vegetable fats and carbohy
drates are then added. The
vita"y mVn VIl,am, B"12
must aIso be introduced . . .
I think there is a great future
in this
WHAT of the proof of the
' pudding which is the
eating thereof?
Here's a testimonial:
Lady Dowding, wife of Air
Chief Marshal Lord Dowding,
Battle-of-Britain leader back
in war days, says:
"It's simply delicious: much
nicer thap ordinary milk."
1 AlVI
y FECK MITCHUM
kL POLLY
BERGEN p
WHAT HAPPENS BCTWCCN
THEM IS H ADVENTURE IN
THE UNUSUAL!
MEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE. MEDFORD. OREGON
T)ITY the poor dairyman,
who rises before the dawn
to milk tile cows or at
least he used in hefnre mi 1 k.
ing machines were invented, i
Look what he's up against i
now.
And
Pitv the Door taxrjaver
who will have to punglc up
for the subsidies that will be
required to enable the dairy
man to meet this new form
of competition.
'PHEN there's this trip to Ve
nus that is already under
way by an American robot.
And the descriptions of the
robot and how it works. And
what Venus may be like if
and when we get there with
a man. And how a man will
live in a climate where tem
peratures supposedly range
from 600 degrees above zero
to 38 degrees below zero ---
nil, maybe, in the same day?
How do you reckon Lewis
Carroll would have described
thai if the subject of travel
ing to Venus had come up in
his day?
HERE'S a possible sample
from his Jabberwocky:
" Twas brillig. and Ihe
slithy toves
'"Did gyre and gimble in the
wabc:
"All mimsy were Ihe boro-
goves.
"And the mome raths
outgrabe."
AT LEAST is would be about
as intelligible as most of
the speculative pieces in the
papers- telling how we're go-
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WEDNESDAY NITES
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OBITUARIES
JACK C. EARLL
Funeral services will 'be
held at 1:30 p.m. Friday in
tile Conger Morris downtown
chapel for Jack (Jake) Earll
who died in a local hospital
i Tuesday
evening The Rev.
Wendell L. Waglcr of the
First Christian church will
officiate.
Commitlal will be in the
Hillcrcsi Memorial park will
Conger Morris Funeral direc-
tors in charge of
menls.
Mr. Earll was
Loma Linda. Calif.,
1922. and lived in
arrange
I born in
Nov. 1,
Medford
for the past three years. He
served in the U.S. Navy and
Coast Guard as a pilot, and
since 1058 has been with
Mercy Flights, Inc. Mr. Karll
was married Sept. 17. 19H0,
in Reno, New, to Marie.
Clinton.
Survivors, besides his wife,
are his parents. Mr. and Mrs.
E. O. Earll of Newberry,
Calif., and two brothers,
Charles Karll and Carl Earll
! botn f Newberry. Calif.
i-aimearcrs will oc uon i arrangements will be an
Gunderson, Ted Adams, Earl nounced by Conger Morris
Stevenson. Jack Whitlock. I Funeral directors.
George Milligan and Gene !
Powers.
WILLIE P. REVIS
Funeral services were held
this afternoon in the Hillcrest
Chapel for Willie P. Revis,
5fl, of 112!) Mianlic St., who
died in a local hospital Sun
day evening. The Rev. Harold
Sanner. of' The First Church
of Ihe Nazarene, officiated.
Committal was in the Hill-
ing to get to Venus and what
we're going to do AFTER we
get there.
Take a Scenic Drive to
Lake 0 Woods
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crest Memorial park, with
Conger-Morns Funeral direc
tors in charge of arrange
ments. Mr. Revis was born in Pel
zer. S C., Feb. 2, 1903. and
had lived here for the p;tst
two years with his son, John
L. Revis.
He was a veteran of World
War I. For many years he was
employed as a machinist in
the textile mills in South
Carolina.
Surviving are four children,
John L. Revis. White City,
Mrs. Evelyn Guthrie. Seattle,
Wash.. Mrs. Shirley Quigley.
Germany, and Pvt. Patrick
Revis. Ft. Carson, Colo.; 11
grandchildren; h i s mother,
Mrs. Stella Yates, Pelzer. S.C.;
two brothers, Frank Revis.
Pelzer, S.C., and Martin
Yates. Pelzer. S-C; one sister,
Mrs. Emma Hudgens, Pelzer,
S.C.
JOHN HAGBERY
John Hagbery, 741 West
Jackson si., Medford, died at
I his home last night. Funeral
GEORGE MUELLER
I George P. Mueller, 67, died
at the Veterans Administra
tion Domiciliary, White City,
this , morning. Funeral ar
rangements will be announced
by Perl Funeral home.
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At
I Weather
Metiford and vicinity Fair with
1 little change in temperature
i liuouch Krwla Low tonight -15-50
Mich Krut.iv BS-ml
Western Oregon Fair through
Friday with briel ptchc 01 r.trlv
morning fog I.nw tonight 4,i-.Vj.
; Hish Friday Bu-HO over interior,
I t3-7.S along const
Northern California Fair tonight
i and Friday, hut log near coi.tl
nit hi and murning Warmer in
land Friday.
! or m, n.vi
TEMPF.n.vn HF. Mean ycMer
Hh liB. helov normal I
Record high tins date 104 in
IftlH.
Record low this date 40 in 11)12.
I PRECIPITATION J 4 hours tr.
midnight nunc Midnight In 10
am. none
Total this month 1 no inch. B3
inch above normal
Total since Sept 1. iti.aa inches,
1 .i inch helnw normal.
HUMIDITY. Lowest vesterday
! 17 , . highest this am. 8t)',-.
i High 4 :im 1 1-
t'lTV Yrilrr- a.m. lir.
tlav law I re c.
Rrookincs ,v M
Crater Luke .... hi)
1 (.runts Pa.vs ... 8!N 4fi
I Howard Prairie ,. 12 ;i7
Klaimtlh Falls .. , 71 ,M
MF.DFOnD 8t? 47
Portland 82 M
Festival
Plays
Tonight! "Comedy ol
Errors," "A Thivei Bal
lad." Friday: "Henry IV, Pari
II."
Saturday: "As You Lika
II."
Sunday: "Coriolanus,"
Curtain time: 8:30 p.m.
are able to
bar with a
salads every
mm Prom
5 P.M.
Midnite
Wit I m m t ?
THURSDAY. AUGUST 30. 1962
l Seattle 7i
i Spokane 71
i Yakima . 7R
Kureka . i7
Red Bluff Rfi
i Sacramento . 8;i
San Francisco . . .W
I. .is Angeles R'2
. Phoenix
. Denver . Rh
: Chicago !K
1 Miami Beach
New York Pit
Washington, D C. 8A
107
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