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,..and so will any man in
Stevens Twist Twill,
the rugged fabric
for hard-working men
I like to see my husband leave for work in neat, well-fitting work
clothes. It gives me a little extra feeling of pride and it's nice to
know I save money when I pick out work shirts and pants with
the Twist TwilF symbol on the label. I've learned from experience
that Twist Twill wears better and stays new looking much longer.
Twist Twill can't be matched for smoothness and comfort.
Your man will appreciate that. It's 100 cotton, Sanforized
against shrinkage, of course. Washes and irons like a dream.
If his job is extra tough on work clothes, ask for Type 420
nylon reinforced Twist Twill. And be
sure to look over your favorite store's
selection of Stevens Twist Twill in
vat-dyed colors for smartly styled
sports and leisure wear, too. Q3X HaSSll
J. P. Stevens & Co., Inc., Stevens Building, Broadway at 41st St.,
New York 36, N.Y. Fine Fabrics Made in America Since 1813
Ever on Saturday
Now that innocent man who maintains
ISo woman's subjected today
To the harrowing hardships and strains
That turned Grandmother three shades of gray
He never, Til het ("No, no candy!)
He never ("Please stop all that noise!")
He never ("Get down off that counter!")
Went shopping with three little boys.
Barbara Gardner
It had been a long wait in the
doctor's office, and the housewife
passed the time reading maga
zines. When her turn finally came,
she put down the magazines and
rose only to find that her leg had
gone to sleep. "Oh, this old leg,"
she sighed, limping awkwardly in
to the office.
The doctor merely had to write
her a new prescription for a minor
virus attack, so she was on her
way home in a few minutes. As
she walked briskly past two elder
ly ladies in the waiting room, she
heard one say to the other:
"You see, dear! I told you this
doctor is absolutely miraculous!"
John Shotwell
A fisherman was sitting happily
on shore watch in a his line bob
lazily in the calm lake. A young
ster appeared and stood behind
him watching the scene intently.
The fisherman tried to ignore the
boy, but after more than an hour
of this tableau he became impa
tient. "Did it ever occur to you to do
some fishing on your own?" he
asked the boy.
"Oh, no," the youngster replied.
"I don't have the patience for it."
James Shnster
Restaurant Scene
Lunch was most disquieting
One guest wasn't dieting.
Robert Besch
"She's oul spurring our nnlion's economy.'
Family weekly, June 24. 1962