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A Dog's Life
Whul's tried on our dog, old faithful
Spot?
In a houseful of children, what is noli
They try on him trousers and baggy
shirts
And Halloween mask and hula skirts,
' rius carrots, spinach, and crusts of
bread,
And a makeshift harness to pull their
sled.
And, patient as Job, old Spot submits
To derby hats and bridles and bits,
Somehow maintaining his canine pride,
A Iried-on dog who is sorely tried!
Ceorgie Slarbnck Calbraith
The entire neighborhood was in its sea
sonal fjrenzy of spring gardening. One
soiled property owner wearily approached
his neighbor and asked, "Hate to bother
you, Jones, but I wonder if I could get
back that spade you borrowed from me
last weekend."
"I'm sorry," Jones replied. "I lent it to
a friend down the block. Do you need it?"
"Not for myself," - the gardener said,
"but the fellow I borrowed it from says
the owner wants it back." V. D. Palat
Two of America's wealthiest dress man
ufacturers took time off for a safari to
Africa. They became separated from their
guide and found themselves lost in the
jungle. Soon they heard the steady tread
of some animal stalking them in the brush.
One of the petrified dressmakers said,
"Turn around and see what it is a leop
ard or a tiger."
"Why me?" the other replied indig
nantly. "I'm no furrier!"
To the Woman
Who Comes to Dinner
If you're blest
With strength to diet.
He my guest
But diet quiet!
Belly Billipp
The Little Lea j tie baseball season was
opening, and a mother called the family
doctor. "Could you give us a prescription
for tranquilizers?" she asked.
"Who needs tranquilizers at your
house?" the doctor asked.
"Well," the mother replied, "if Joey
plays in the opening game, I'll need them
and if he sits on the bench, his father
will need them!" Harry Ramsey
"You know all that junk in my room you told nte lo get rid of?
Wait'iJ you see what I traded it off for!"
A little boy sat attentively through the
church service while seated next to an
elderly lady. When the collection plate
was being passed, the lady fumbled
through her cluttered purse, obviously
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unable to find her money.
The little boy inched closer. "It's okay,
lady," he whispered. "You take my money
I'm small enough to hide under the
8eat" John Shotwell