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TAMPAX!
S'wondcrful. No more bells, no
more pads, no more pins. There's
no chance of chafing ... no chance
of embarrassing odor. You can
wear anything you want , . . shorts
or slacks, swimsuit or sheath. You
cart bathe or swim any day of the
month. You'll feel cool, clean, fresh
every day of the month. All
because Tampax gives you I
not merely a new kind of
sanitary protection . . . it's a better
kind! Tampax8 absorbs internally
. . . because it's worn internally.
Yes, when you talk about comfort
on problem days . . . you'll inevi
tably talk about Tampax.
Tampax is available in three ab
sorbency sizes Regular, Super,
Junior . . . wherever such products
are sold.
Hat hy John Frritrrles
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Wad tuck
Some people love to read in bed,
Others would rather snooze instead;
How does it happen, I beseech,
In every marriage there's
one of each? Dick Emmoiu
The radiant bride-to-be listened to
an older friend recount her first days
of marriage. "It's all so clear," the
friend said softly. "He had bought a
little home in the suburbs, and after
our honeymoon he carried me over the
threshold. And when we were inside,
he said, 'Honey, this is your world, and
this is my world.' "
"And you lived happily ever after?"
the bride-to-be interrupted.
"Well, not exactly," the friend said.
"We've been fighting for the world
championship ever since."
Frances Benson
I Lov Paris, BUT ...
Dior, Balmain, and Molyneaux,
I'd like to have a word with you :
I don't care what you do with knees
Just do it two years running, please!
Betty Billipp
A pair of youngsters who had just
passed their Red Cross lifesaving
course came running home excitedly.
"Johnny fell in the lake," one young
ster told his mother. "We've tried
giving him artificial respiration, but
it doesn't work!"
The mother threw on a coat and
started for the lake. Just as she
stepped outside, her other offspring
added sorrowfully: "Yeh, every time
we start on him, he gets up and tries
to walk away!" John Shotwell
The prospective buyer studied the
little Chihuahua admiringly. "What a
cute little fellow," he said. "Why do
you want to sell him?"
"His bark is so shrill that it bothers
my husband," the housewife explained.
"Yes, I suppose that could be nerve
racking. What does your husband do?"
"He operates a jackhammer," the
lady explained.
Mrs. Dorothea B. Keller
Traffic is now reaching the point
where automobiles are nearly as dense
as drivers. Don Bennett
"Cot a match?"
Keep your tight, dry skin smooth
s and soft with mothers friend.
I Neglect of body skin tissues
s during pregnancy may show up
jg for the rest of your life. This fa-
jjj mous skin conditioner is especi-
ally compounded to relieve the
3 discomfort of that stretched feel-
ing in your skin. You'll find a
mothers EMEND massage can
I be soothing for that numbing
in legs and back, too. Take
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MOTHERS FRIEND. You will never
I regret it.
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A Product el S.S.S, COMPANY Atlanta, C,
FALSE TEETH
KLUTCH holds them tight
KLUTCH forms a comfort cushion; holds
dental plates so much firmer and snugger
that you can eat and talk with greater
comfort and security; in many cases almost
as well as with natural teeth. Klutch
lessens the constant (ear of a dropping,
rocking, chafing plate ... If your drug
gist doesn't have Klutch. don't wait
money en substitutes, but send us 104
and we will mail you a generous trial box.
KLUTCH CO., ok 2IOt , Ihwlri, N.Y.
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Family Weekly. May 13, 1962