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Our neighbors are not, I ean report.
The keeping.up'With'ihe-Joneses tort.
If we inrett in a portable grill,
A new power mower, or what you will,
Do they Hart gnashing their teeth and Hath
To buy one like it for gootl hard cash?
The antwer, at I have in if, it no
They borrow ours and save the dough!
Georgie Starbuck Galbraith
A woman stepped aboard a bus and immediately started
pestering the driver about a certain street. "Now are you
sure this bus stops at Tulip Terrace?" she demanded.
"Yes, ma'am," the driver replied.
But in a few moments, the woman repeated the question
and again and again. Finally, she asked: "But how will I
know when we get to Tulip Terrace?"
"Just watch my face," the driver said. "You'll be abjfl
to tell by my smile." Kmil Berger
"You'd boiler go out and wake up your father
that's the second bus he missed this morning."
With a sigh of exasperation, the mother looked at the
kitchen door. It was a mass of finger smudges tiny finger
smudges. She called together her three little ones and
demanded to know whose dirty hands had marred the door.
"Was it you, Teddy?" she demanded. "You've been in
and out all day and just look at your hands."
"Oh, those can't be my finger marks," Teddy replied.
"I always kick the door open!" A. T. Quigg
The office worker had been despondent all day, and his
coworker asked what the trouble was. "It's my wife," he
replied. "She has to appear in traffic court today."
"Not again!" the coworker said. "I thought when she
was there the last time the judge warned her that she'd
broken every rule in the book and advised her to sell the
car. Why didn't she?"
"Oh, she sold the car," the husband sighed, "but now
she's in for jaywalking." F . G. Keman
Family Weekly, May 1, 1962 II