Quips and Quotes
Breakfast in the Suburbs
la it not enough, my cheerful lord.
Thai you find your breakfast coffee poured?
That the loan! is hot, the eggs are fried'
With a dab of jelly at the side?
This I have managed through gloom and fog
Of early morning. Even the dog
Knows better than to glance my way.
Be thankful I start you on your day
And wave to me gaily from the walk,
But darling, don't expect me to talk!
Belly I tier
A housewife wanted to do some shopping in
town and asked the children next door if they
would take care of her pet poodle during her ab
sence. They agreed. Some hours later she re
turned to pick up the animal, and the youngsters
gravely handed him over.
"Have you taken good care of Pierre?" she
asked.
"Oh, yes, ma'am," the children chorused hastily.
"And he can swim now, too!" the youngest
added. A. T. Quigg
Great Expectations
Get ready, repairman,
With wrenches and pliers;
Next month the guarantee
On my lawn mower expires!
Erneit Bleviiu
An official from the board of education was
surveying a school. He asked each pupil how far
he lived from school and how long it took to get
home. One little boy pondered the question for a
moment and replied:
"I guess I must live pretty close because every
evening when I come in from school, my mother
looks up and says, 'Good heavens, you home al
ready?' A. W. Stituon
Overheard During School Recess
In My Time
"Come on, Shorty, I'll swap you my bicycle
handle grips for a set of those reflectors."
"Jimmy Smith has a crush on Margie Jones!
Jimmy Smith's got a crush on Margie Jones!"
"Let's let the team know we're behind them all
the way. Let's hear some big cheers!"
In My Son's Time
"Look, Shorty, if you put milled heads and rac
ing cams in your engine, I'll bet you could get
another 20 miles an hour . . ."
"Say, Jimmy, let's grab a couple of chicks to
night and go twisting. Haven't dated all week."
"No wonder the team lost Saturday. The de
fensive unit missed the ovcr-and-out pattern,
and our offensive ends weren't cutting."
Ben Cassell
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