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Light Housekeeping
Our living room is full of floor lamps
And table types and many more lamps.
With lamps, indeed, the plaee is teeming;
We've half a dozen always gleaming.
They're very pretty cozy, rosy
And nice when one is feeling dozy.
The only tiling, my friends, we need buy
Someday is just one lamp to read by.
Richard Armour
Spring Fever
My love is sprightly as a sparrow,
Full of life and cheer again;
Alas, it isn't Cupid's arrow
Baseball season's here again.
Betty Isler
A Revised Plan for April
Things I Must Do This Month :
1. Buy a summer suit or two
2. Get season ticket to baseball games
3. Check back yard for swimming-pool
installation
4. Trade in car for '62 model
5. Pay Federal income ta
Things I Must Do This Month (revised) :
1. Buy pair of summer slacks
2. Fix television set for baseball season
3. Buy new barbecue spit for back yard
4. Have car washed
5. Pay Federal income tax
William Garvin
Anyone who pays his income tax cheer
fully ought to have his return examined.
Harold Coffin
"I was so glad to hear of your marriage, dear!" said the ma
tron to her friend when they met in a beauty parlor. "What is
he like? Does he try to boss you around?"
"No, of course not, silly," the new bride replied. "He's been
married before!" Robert Hearn
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"Now lhal you're here, lot's gel a few things straight."
A lady appeared in a dry-goods store and searched through
the samples desperately. "I simply have to find material with
a metallic sheen and transparent enough to glow when a red
bulb is lighted under it."
The baffled clerk searched unsuccessfully for such a mate
rial. "No," he finally conceded, "we don't have it. But I'll order
it if you tell me what on earth you need it for."
"It's for my small son to wear in the school play," she re
plied exasperatedly. "Oh, if they only hadn't cast him as a
nose cone!
-Dan Bennett
Family Weekly, April IS, 1M2
When childhood constipation occurs
More mothers use
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than any other laxative
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